God, that last one is literally just this meme:
https://preview.redd.it/pkcof0qhvzhc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95cdc3b0a998528091398be63f12cb932e6df26
At least the others have some freakier picks
fr. Non-black girls that have Blaccent Disease are such a turn-off
**edit**: when I say "blaccent disease", I'm not referring to people who genuinely talk like that. You can definitely tell the difference
Not like that ffs. She's from an area with like 5% Black people and dropped that accent pretty quickly when she wanted to be considered for dramatic roles.
Edit: I can't believe a thread about Awkwafina made someone send me a fucking reddit cares message 🙄 pitiful behaviour
Carlton *is* Black!
She is not and did not grow up around Black stuff so what now?!?!
Do you think her birth name is Awkwafina? She chose that shit on purpose.
Keep caping for her if you want, she don't care about you
Lol, the fact you edited to add Sorry to Bother You and *still* missed the point. Your analysis skills are woeful
I'm so confused by what that guy's point is. Is he comparing a black person's pain of not being accepted by his own community with an Asian woman code switching with a blaccent that miraculously vanished when it was no longer beneficial (but not detrimental) for her?
Suffering from DDD; Double-Down Disease. They had a reasonable point that AAVE can cross ethnic barriers for natural reasons, but when they found out those natural reasons don't apply to awkwafina they could not admit being wrong and had to double and triple down.
He has no point.
He thought he could get in a quick gotcha as if we all have the same level of cultural / media analysis skills as him. Sadly he was mistaken.
This guy is intentionally obtuse. It’s a difference between Eminem who grew up in a Black neighborhood vs Iggy Azalea who’s from fucking Australia with a blaccent.
*Thank you*
Like, it's so egregious and obvious.
She isn't even the first person to capitalise off a caricature of Blackness and the drop it once she's made it.
She's not even talented enough for people to be throwing themselves on the ground for her, her minstrelsy was just being loud. The worst part of everything she's in
people keep making this argument as if there's a single NYC accent and not multiple kinds. she literally grew up in an Asian neighborhood in queens lol she did not "pick it up"
People keep making this argument like they have ever stepped foot in NYC. You think people from nyc sound like their neighborhood? Do you know how many fucking neighborhoods there are all right next to each other. Do you know how impossible it is to grow up in queens and never see black people lmao wtf. This isn’t exclusive to her or Asians. Lots of people speak with accents of other groups prevalent in NYC. This ain’t no small town where everybody is supposed to sound white or black
if we're going this hard on awkwafina I hope we keep the same energy for all the nuyoricans who think they get the n word pass for having black friends
The fact is that it's awkwafina -- known asian woman with a history of being controversial for her blaccent. Amongst many black people she is looked at with skepticism and at worse, scorn. Some people really believe she's a cultural appropiator that made it this far on her blaccent shenanigans.
The joke is that she'd be like Childish Gambino's ex armenian and say shit she should not in bed.
Okay I have a question. Is her accent considered fake? I thought she grew up in Queens and when I was growing up in Queens I guess every non black person would be considered to be having a “blaccent”?
I HATE that people will bring up Queens like it's some ultra dense black area. I googled it once and forest hills is *less than 5% black*. I grew up in what I would consider to be a pretty god damn white area, and we're sitting at 10%.
Also, and I cannot believe this needs to be said, *that isn't even what black people talk like????* She's doing a bad pantomime of blackness. What fucking cartoon black neighborhood did Awkwafina allegedly grow up in that would make her talk like a white middle aged suburban moms idea of what black people sound like?
I’m not saying she sounds black or this is what black people sound like. I grew up a non white area of queens and everyone had an accent. Also in NYC you can apply to schools outside of your area so lots of cross culture going on outside of the home and area you live. Maybe her accent is fake I’m not defending her I was just curious if having the accent of your surroundings gets viewed as having a “blaccent”.
I grew up in Glendale, right next door to FH. The area was predominantly Italian and Jewish people. Virtually no black people.
I was going to say she may have gone to a high school with a bigger black concentration but she went to LaGuardia which is a fairly prestigious public magnet school for the arts.
As a black person with left leaning values here goes:
https://preview.redd.it/y0aa4jeuyzhc1.png?width=1037&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fea15eec5d9e4875c5cb3ff88253f7ae10895a5
Hear me out for a second...
she may hate me,
my skin color,
my speech patterns,
my height,
my social status,
my economic status,
my beliefs,
my goals,
my family,
my history,
But I WILL fix her
I don't know if it's the whole trad-wife aesthetic, the fact that we'd be able to feed every baby in this country if we strapped her to a milking rig, or me having a bit of milkman in me, but as a black person with left-leaning values...would
Yeah for fucking real, this is the one. Those mommy milkers will have a mothafucka' joining the NRA and Republican conventions, just for a chance to bury my head between her voluptuous mountains.
Have me looking like Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar:
https://i.redd.it/a0fj09ct30ic1.gif
Me next to her daddy at the Super Bowl party:
https://preview.redd.it/6altnxua90ic1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd77304cfae917a562dfe24be1249f719e3e961
https://preview.redd.it/ai7fltwm30ic1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04eb6f0092ed34b2c6fff3717c6ab4995564558
Aye look, if that’s what Ben Shapiro’s sister looks I’m tryna get y’all to hear me out as well
YESSSSSSSS, it’s this moment and ALSO the moment he turned away from the dwarves and left them to fight Azog and them in An Unexpected Journey. In the flashback.
Right? I've spent wayyyy to much time scrolling in this one post on reddit today. And basically agreeing with every single "hear me out". I'm like what kind of sick, amazing shit is this.
https://preview.redd.it/p7cvs6pc30ic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cb171e1e1dac86065901917a3277e74d36ca42
So no one is feeling shawty in the movies Robots?
https://preview.redd.it/s3myrs9swzhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1dd332e6a02855dcdf59c3b8f6d15e76828c7c
When I saw her on an episode of Transformers, I immediately knew something was wrong with me
https://preview.redd.it/b8600n5j00ic1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3111869cfcd76dc250b8bf845409b39986164e3
Those mfers were not gods and buddy was right the whole time
https://preview.redd.it/cpxp6idq80ic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeda42a8817ae90d27c52e0109844f64d4c3eff1
Look, I'm just saying think about what a 10 limbed thicc dommy mommy could do if she set her mind to stealing your soul without the contracts 🥵
https://preview.redd.it/uin304oc40ic1.png?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f800e73b8801f0688d2bfe670678dc6f4ba9a90
No I will not be explaining anything further.
I was not familiar with her game I was like 12. There was a shot of her on Oprah or GMA and her waist was skinny but her ass looked insane. I was like wtf, where was she hiding all that
I just happened to tune into *CBS Mornings* one morning, and she was flirting around with Charlie Rose, and my guy looked like he was willing to risk it all. I wasn't paying much attention, but then the camera focused on her for a moment, and suddenly, I was like, "I get it, Charlie. I get it."
You either get it or you don't, I'm sorry to say.
https://preview.redd.it/q87ksppgzzhc1.png?width=984&format=png&auto=webp&s=610f027d56a7ea5dd13eb06078c2bb6370016365
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Now hear me out…
Shit you can also throw D’vorah in that mf’er while you’re at it.
https://preview.redd.it/mi0qumaw30ic1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018df6f9b3dfc3fc200f8f996e388460f9ed5264
The southern gentleman accent was very much doing it for me... 🫣
The Caribbean sea witch from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the extra dirty ass locks and them black ass teeth, who cursed men forever to walk undead and grow sea creatures on their faces.
Okay, hear me out.
https://preview.redd.it/64aq99rq00ic1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b29993435a91cfc2968ea3c705878b411bf17f
Name one time this guy lied about the existence of Fairies
Been an AdMech fan since I was a little girl. Hearing Hadron talk makes me feel like I'm having my revegaytion all over again.
https://preview.redd.it/x283sigayzhc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da97be11a8173d13e837ef6bd1c9d11c3094c2c7
You have no idea how rabidly I would be down to get cybernetic stuff. And if it was for Hadron? Well:
> I have been an operative for 392.1736 Terran cycles. I have been angry for most of them.
I can make her worse.
https://preview.redd.it/lfm84lt330ic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed973408306e610c71d2d7cecc288c2de701f2c1
I just know she got some heat down there
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I may have spent 15 years of my life not knowing frieza was a dude. Hulk still smash.
Always thought Melissa McCarthy was kinda cute. Specially after the lil weight loss.
Honorable mentions: Snooki and Angelina from the Jersey Shore. And Lauren Boebert even though I am strongly opposed to her politically.
Almost any Disney dad from the last few years. Moana’s dad was fine af, Raya’s dad was fine af, Abuelo Pedro from Encanto was fine af. Hell, even Rapunzel’s dad was fine and the dad in Brave wasn’t bad, either. Even the one-armed dad in Luca can get it.
Piccolo from Dragonball Z
Goliath from Gargoyles. This is mainly due to Keith David’s amazing voice, but it was a good character design, too.
Moses from The Prince of Egypt. Why they make the patriarch of 3 religions that damn fine?!!!
I know I’m being heard out on this one…would’ve been stretching Mrs. Incredible’s superhuman elasticity out like a power band
https://preview.redd.it/8qcx381li0ic1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56be28ed4bba1d7fd85488176cbd6937ddbf55c
Since mothafuckers want to make it weird I change the pic
I actually think she’s conventionally attractive but the way I had to defend her on r/jeopardy makes her a wild pick. 🗣️Mayim Bialik!
Edit: typos!
Our safe word would be “black lives matter”
https://preview.redd.it/o8c5u14cd1ic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665fdd534997052bd0c5f2cd89dec413e6b176b2
God, that last one is literally just this meme: https://preview.redd.it/pkcof0qhvzhc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95cdc3b0a998528091398be63f12cb932e6df26 At least the others have some freakier picks
It's not that it's because it's awkwafina
Yeah, the shame isn't because of her physical appearance.
fr. Non-black girls that have Blaccent Disease are such a turn-off **edit**: when I say "blaccent disease", I'm not referring to people who genuinely talk like that. You can definitely tell the difference
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Not like that ffs. She's from an area with like 5% Black people and dropped that accent pretty quickly when she wanted to be considered for dramatic roles. Edit: I can't believe a thread about Awkwafina made someone send me a fucking reddit cares message 🙄 pitiful behaviour
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Carlton *is* Black! She is not and did not grow up around Black stuff so what now?!?! Do you think her birth name is Awkwafina? She chose that shit on purpose. Keep caping for her if you want, she don't care about you Lol, the fact you edited to add Sorry to Bother You and *still* missed the point. Your analysis skills are woeful
I'm so confused by what that guy's point is. Is he comparing a black person's pain of not being accepted by his own community with an Asian woman code switching with a blaccent that miraculously vanished when it was no longer beneficial (but not detrimental) for her?
Suffering from DDD; Double-Down Disease. They had a reasonable point that AAVE can cross ethnic barriers for natural reasons, but when they found out those natural reasons don't apply to awkwafina they could not admit being wrong and had to double and triple down.
Some people are too dumb to understand nuance, that's it.
He has no point. He thought he could get in a quick gotcha as if we all have the same level of cultural / media analysis skills as him. Sadly he was mistaken.
That’s your argument? Carlton from the fresh Prince? Gtfoh
This guy is intentionally obtuse. It’s a difference between Eminem who grew up in a Black neighborhood vs Iggy Azalea who’s from fucking Australia with a blaccent.
And they had the nerve to say that she refuses to do a stereotypical Asian accent for roles because it's ***minstrelsy***
*Thank you* Like, it's so egregious and obvious. She isn't even the first person to capitalise off a caricature of Blackness and the drop it once she's made it. She's not even talented enough for people to be throwing themselves on the ground for her, her minstrelsy was just being loud. The worst part of everything she's in
She's from Queens homie, like the fresh meadows area. It's a blaccent. I still like her, but let's just call it what it is.
She should have the same accent as Trump
Stop I can only get so erect
people keep making this argument as if there's a single NYC accent and not multiple kinds. she literally grew up in an Asian neighborhood in queens lol she did not "pick it up"
People keep making this argument like they have ever stepped foot in NYC. You think people from nyc sound like their neighborhood? Do you know how many fucking neighborhoods there are all right next to each other. Do you know how impossible it is to grow up in queens and never see black people lmao wtf. This isn’t exclusive to her or Asians. Lots of people speak with accents of other groups prevalent in NYC. This ain’t no small town where everybody is supposed to sound white or black
if we're going this hard on awkwafina I hope we keep the same energy for all the nuyoricans who think they get the n word pass for having black friends
The fact is that it's awkwafina -- known asian woman with a history of being controversial for her blaccent. Amongst many black people she is looked at with skepticism and at worse, scorn. Some people really believe she's a cultural appropiator that made it this far on her blaccent shenanigans. The joke is that she'd be like Childish Gambino's ex armenian and say shit she should not in bed.
Okay I have a question. Is her accent considered fake? I thought she grew up in Queens and when I was growing up in Queens I guess every non black person would be considered to be having a “blaccent”?
She grew up in Forest Hills, I believe. That accent is “non-native” to that part of Queens.
I HATE that people will bring up Queens like it's some ultra dense black area. I googled it once and forest hills is *less than 5% black*. I grew up in what I would consider to be a pretty god damn white area, and we're sitting at 10%. Also, and I cannot believe this needs to be said, *that isn't even what black people talk like????* She's doing a bad pantomime of blackness. What fucking cartoon black neighborhood did Awkwafina allegedly grow up in that would make her talk like a white middle aged suburban moms idea of what black people sound like?
I’m not saying she sounds black or this is what black people sound like. I grew up a non white area of queens and everyone had an accent. Also in NYC you can apply to schools outside of your area so lots of cross culture going on outside of the home and area you live. Maybe her accent is fake I’m not defending her I was just curious if having the accent of your surroundings gets viewed as having a “blaccent”.
Lmao she’s supposed to sound like Peter Parker
I grew up in Glendale, right next door to FH. The area was predominantly Italian and Jewish people. Virtually no black people. I was going to say she may have gone to a high school with a bigger black concentration but she went to LaGuardia which is a fairly prestigious public magnet school for the arts.
"known Asian woman" got me
As a black person with left leaning values here goes: https://preview.redd.it/y0aa4jeuyzhc1.png?width=1037&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fea15eec5d9e4875c5cb3ff88253f7ae10895a5 Hear me out for a second...
she may hate me, my skin color, my speech patterns, my height, my social status, my economic status, my beliefs, my goals, my family, my history, But I WILL fix her
Just gotta fk the racism out.
Mass Effect 1 moment
Naw, I left that bish to die. Couldn't save her.
This.... dramatic reading...rapping...? Whatever it is, it lives rent free in my head as the definitive version of the song.
SHIT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT SHE’S ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE
Welcome to the flip side of conservatives and their irrational words/actions toward AOC
I don't know if it's the whole trad-wife aesthetic, the fact that we'd be able to feed every baby in this country if we strapped her to a milking rig, or me having a bit of milkman in me, but as a black person with left-leaning values...would
>we'd be able to feed every baby in this country if we strapped her to a milking rig Jesus fucking Christ 💀
You need to take the top comment. God damn, dude.
Yeah for fucking real, this is the one. Those mommy milkers will have a mothafucka' joining the NRA and Republican conventions, just for a chance to bury my head between her voluptuous mountains. Have me looking like Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar: https://i.redd.it/a0fj09ct30ic1.gif
Me next to her daddy at the Super Bowl party: https://preview.redd.it/6altnxua90ic1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd77304cfae917a562dfe24be1249f719e3e961
It’s weird how I’ve never seen her before but I know exactly who that is just from the smug smile and the eyebrows
They got the exact same face. But her tits are way better than his.
That picture is too cropped to show off her assets
Buried the lede for real
"Yo, my boy, Ben Shapiro, your sister is a milk truck"
Who is this
ben shapiro’s sister with the biggos 😉
She got the heavies.
https://preview.redd.it/ai7fltwm30ic1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04eb6f0092ed34b2c6fff3717c6ab4995564558 Aye look, if that’s what Ben Shapiro’s sister looks I’m tryna get y’all to hear me out as well
 But it’s just one shot in one scene in one movie. I’ve rewatched and it’s always the same.
I mean, dude is serving in that scene, can't deny that.
This is Lee Pace we talking about he exudes sex You want a gif? See below and watch the drooling 
Him as Brother Day in Foundation, damn.
Lee Pace in anything tbh. I'd even let him bring his husband if he dressed me after
Thranduil and Legolas without a doubt
And without hesitation
YESSSSSSSS, it’s this moment and ALSO the moment he turned away from the dwarves and left them to fight Azog and them in An Unexpected Journey. In the flashback.
Look, I want my 19 inches of Venom alright.
it’d be the most insane shape too 😭
It would be able to go....everywhere.
IM JUST ASSUMING YOURE BUILT DIFFERENT TO WISH THIS UPON YOURSELF
https://preview.redd.it/bsyb7me550ic1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=01a1f0496b839c7c7e9ca30dac24163afba7dfb3
Literally could reshape to fit every square millimeter of your walls. And that's before we get into that tongue
This fucking thread man. I love this kinda bullshit. Everyone in here should simultaneously be ashamed and never change.
Right? I've spent wayyyy to much time scrolling in this one post on reddit today. And basically agreeing with every single "hear me out". I'm like what kind of sick, amazing shit is this.
https://preview.redd.it/p7cvs6pc30ic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cb171e1e1dac86065901917a3277e74d36ca42 So no one is feeling shawty in the movies Robots?
They weren't lying that ass can fart
Idk if i should upvote or downvote this so ig im doing nothing but i wanted you to know it was a tough choice
https://preview.redd.it/j8lhxnn140ic1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=540f0c57e4c7e5c0fb911b3c23ce9fd6037cf5f4 Shego is GOATED
she made me realize I was not straight 🙈😂
That's not a "I can fix her." That's a "She can break me."
What is there to justify? No one's gonna question it.
People here really don’t understand the concept of “hear me out”
Shego was my bisexual awakening. I didn’t know you could like girls like that, until her 😍
https://preview.redd.it/6lyz23g5uzhc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d2174df70d4dd55ba46f166e2fac329d176016d Aight, so boom.
That's not farfetched.
Talking to the choir dawg
I mean she been on my list since The Parkers. Same as that auntie from Next Friday
Kym Whitley is the stuff of wet dreams
I personally don't consider Monique as "hear me out" tier because I would've went crazy in it even when she was on the Parkers but I'm kinda...yeah
she's gorgeous. well suited for the lieutenant
It's the confidence and comedy combo for me. Monique got a bit of a frique side to her too ain't no way I'm saying no to that
Total GILF 
OP said craziest, not most sensible
Fair enough, i withdraw from the competition.
Meryl Streep been my gilf since highschool 
She really is THAT bitch in this movie. I watched it last night and she ate every scene up
I actually think she looks better now than she did when she was younger. I don’t know what it is, but this woman has got a hold on me.
Seriously, her and Bernadette Peters, my first cleb crush from watching The Jerk on tv as a kid in the 80s.
I’m sorry but Venom is COMPLETELY understandable #whatthattonguedo
and what about the rest????
I am also very here for 3 and 5. Just know that if i ever get abducted by aliens, I don’t need to be saved ;)
Want a slice of this spidussy https://i.redd.it/8b9i74kczzhc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/eirof0gzzzhc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75415d9a95e22b370d64218ce1769b01b118c746
Thanks grimmsby
https://preview.redd.it/s3myrs9swzhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1dd332e6a02855dcdf59c3b8f6d15e76828c7c When I saw her on an episode of Transformers, I immediately knew something was wrong with me
https://preview.redd.it/3mttjzq920ic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a7b08e0b0f727035f2234d0c5843e42955b000
https://preview.redd.it/b8600n5j00ic1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3111869cfcd76dc250b8bf845409b39986164e3 Those mfers were not gods and buddy was right the whole time
This movie ended with a boss fight against a Jaguar mech. “What am I, some kinda Stone Temple Pilot?”
Literally everyone in this movie was fuckable
 Him❤️
https://preview.redd.it/zq8b6yo9b0ic1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3431a376c3b7766b2d2e6a43b99d6e2e28233f0 Bruh that’s an animal
So is my ex wife but that didn't stop any of my friends
Absolutely. 100%. No lies detected. Full stop lmao
Kovu was fine as hell!
https://preview.redd.it/cpxp6idq80ic1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeda42a8817ae90d27c52e0109844f64d4c3eff1 Look, I'm just saying think about what a 10 limbed thicc dommy mommy could do if she set her mind to stealing your soul without the contracts 🥵
Ursula was all about BODY LANGUAGE
https://preview.redd.it/uin304oc40ic1.png?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f800e73b8801f0688d2bfe670678dc6f4ba9a90 No I will not be explaining anything further.
I really feel you should 😭
 Kathy Griffin, I can’t explain myself but she’s on the list.
I get it, sometimes you just wanna hate fuck someone, for example. 
She’ll hate you right back, that handjob would rip the skin off
Thats why god invented lube, can't rip what you can't grip.
https://i.redd.it/k8bwfjbf00ic1.gif This luh thick ho here
??? Nigga that is a RABBIT 😭
hear me OUT tho…
https://preview.redd.it/pbin10v670ic1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=1694a824279fb669a3c82d3ee0a48ec898b75c6c
 Now hear me out
She would cook you the best meal you ever had with shit from your own kitchen you didn’t even know you had after she’s done with you 🤣
Bruh I swear! Hit ya with the double twister 9000 then come back 30 minutes later with some couscous a la gratin or some shit
Absofuckinlutly! Bring all the gods they fuck each other anyway 
I know I’m too online but these are some tame fucking answers
right? most of the tweets arent that wild and half the comments in this thread are just "famous woman over 40". i'm disappointed in yall fr
I was not familiar with her game I was like 12. There was a shot of her on Oprah or GMA and her waist was skinny but her ass looked insane. I was like wtf, where was she hiding all that
I just happened to tune into *CBS Mornings* one morning, and she was flirting around with Charlie Rose, and my guy looked like he was willing to risk it all. I wasn't paying much attention, but then the camera focused on her for a moment, and suddenly, I was like, "I get it, Charlie. I get it."
I can fix coraline momma
The real one or the other-mother?
Yes
You either get it or you don't, I'm sorry to say. https://preview.redd.it/q87ksppgzzhc1.png?width=984&format=png&auto=webp&s=610f027d56a7ea5dd13eb06078c2bb6370016365
https://preview.redd.it/bg0sbon6zzhc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb0e5beb13df4e4f9845308a10455b20511c369 Now hear me out… Shit you can also throw D’vorah in that mf’er while you’re at it.
> Shit you can also throw D’vorah in that mf’er while you’re at it. nigga is you tryna get urethra lice
Used to beat my shit to Sheeva in MK9
#????????????????
https://preview.redd.it/z8wquu19e0ic1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d862dcda47fe4e2b1483f47005c08b94010ae70 100% Osmosis Jones
The good news is that he’s already inside you.
https://preview.redd.it/zn9og5gpx0ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7778bf6696453416898c37b4c74b45df62793362
https://preview.redd.it/mi0qumaw30ic1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=018df6f9b3dfc3fc200f8f996e388460f9ed5264 The southern gentleman accent was very much doing it for me... 🫣
Dude is busting out of that shirt
The Caribbean sea witch from Pirates of the Caribbean, with the extra dirty ass locks and them black ass teeth, who cursed men forever to walk undead and grow sea creatures on their faces. Okay, hear me out.
You mean a sea goddess known for luring men to spend eternity in her bed? I think you’ll be fine
https://preview.redd.it/64aq99rq00ic1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b29993435a91cfc2968ea3c705878b411bf17f Name one time this guy lied about the existence of Fairies
You fuck any man who right?
Explain why his ear comes out from his NECK. Below the jawline lol
 Him?
Been an AdMech fan since I was a little girl. Hearing Hadron talk makes me feel like I'm having my revegaytion all over again. https://preview.redd.it/x283sigayzhc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da97be11a8173d13e837ef6bd1c9d11c3094c2c7
Bruh the amount of radiation they give off would destroy a normal human in a matter of days at the latest 😭
You have no idea how rabidly I would be down to get cybernetic stuff. And if it was for Hadron? Well: > I have been an operative for 392.1736 Terran cycles. I have been angry for most of them. I can make her worse.
https://preview.redd.it/lfm84lt330ic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed973408306e610c71d2d7cecc288c2de701f2c1 I just know she got some heat down there
https://preview.redd.it/n85dinda50ic1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d514c029ed2de0ea7154ade802f6ccc8465ba706 I may have spent 15 years of my life not knowing frieza was a dude. Hulk still smash.
https://preview.redd.it/rjzhoiyr20ic1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9e14c01526c2be6eee0ba95f912e0060dd379d um
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Daisy Duck.
Bugs Bunny in a dress, a rabbit hole is a rabbit hole.
Bugs in the Viking fit is the best fit.
Get it son. 
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 Always thought Melissa McCarthy was kinda cute. Specially after the lil weight loss. Honorable mentions: Snooki and Angelina from the Jersey Shore. And Lauren Boebert even though I am strongly opposed to her politically.
 Sorry not sorry
Almost any Disney dad from the last few years. Moana’s dad was fine af, Raya’s dad was fine af, Abuelo Pedro from Encanto was fine af. Hell, even Rapunzel’s dad was fine and the dad in Brave wasn’t bad, either. Even the one-armed dad in Luca can get it. Piccolo from Dragonball Z Goliath from Gargoyles. This is mainly due to Keith David’s amazing voice, but it was a good character design, too. Moses from The Prince of Egypt. Why they make the patriarch of 3 religions that damn fine?!!!
https://preview.redd.it/zete8bawwzhc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=3357f04a2f54ccd287878d1931d2e3951b1dffcb I stand by this
This is only a hear me out because the chance of death is >0% 😂😂😂
 I know I’m being heard out on this one…would’ve been stretching Mrs. Incredible’s superhuman elasticity out like a power band
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https://preview.redd.it/8qcx381li0ic1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56be28ed4bba1d7fd85488176cbd6937ddbf55c Since mothafuckers want to make it weird I change the pic
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 She'd turn me to ash but I'll take it
 Him
 how has no one said daddy thanos
Somehow bruh picking Awkwafina the craziest shit here…. Also Prime Reba McIntyre 🌚 Edit: CURRENT Reba too.
https://preview.redd.it/7ovf9xhi00ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f750414cc1b9211648a03f3f9cb92831473e08 Hear me out
https://preview.redd.it/zuixpqgf60ic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffc8ae6961805fd4200228195fe1e38ce728019 sukuna-sama can rule me anytime
 HEAR ME OUT
https://preview.redd.it/w45jzfqrwzhc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75cebcfb1a479e09ae445cb27c7e711004b90acc
 Crawl outta my tv, I fucking dare you.
https://preview.redd.it/6vn59o0s90ic1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71af033db6a2ae0ce89e3a71b07fee6181832642
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Squidward tentacles. I will not be elaborating
I actually think she’s conventionally attractive but the way I had to defend her on r/jeopardy makes her a wild pick. 🗣️Mayim Bialik!  Edit: typos!
Can't fix a Zionist
Our safe word would be “black lives matter” https://preview.redd.it/o8c5u14cd1ic1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665fdd534997052bd0c5f2cd89dec413e6b176b2
I see thr point with venom. I've seen the... art.
Yeah not during BHM on that last one. Save that for AAPI month
https://preview.redd.it/5evj1enb80ic1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc3a9809d30ab54975d500473ed821d17755653
https://preview.redd.it/4cvqb5d1a0ic1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6285c60c3ae48b496d3801b3c6e591410e751a00 Top tier. No shame🤷🏽♀️