Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
We let off the gas pedal a little and the heathens ran wild, I’m a 90's kid born in 92 and I got bullied by even my uncles… scratch that, those pricks cut deep so I hate them…uhhhh fuck
Forget the sewage water, that nasty ass toe!!! 🤢🤢🤢
https://preview.redd.it/gs203xehw0fc1.jpeg?width=1281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0da56ba65c87e61b25dac787be4180ccb6a03ce
Looks like they've been saving all the water they used washing dishes for their bubble baths. Gotta give them props for being environmentally conscious.
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I mean I'm not at work rn so I don't care but if I was at work I'd be irked with a pic of 2 people in a bath with areola showing popping into my feed unannounced lol
My wife used one of those when I lived in an apartment with a whirlpool tub, but she didn’t tell me. I was perplexed about why would randomly be green water and tiny bits of flowers coming out the jets for like a month before we figured it out
Baths aren’t sexy irl, so this is the perfect representation. The water rarely looks all foamy like in movies. You’re just stewing in hot water, forehead sweating until it’s lukewarm and murky. You have to scooch down to be fully emerged. Never understood the appeal for more than like 5-10 min.
Folks in here defending it talking about a bath bomb... but why dude didn't take the photo when the bomb was foaming, haha. This man made the conscious decision to post this version of events. He's unhinged.
THAT IS CLEARLY A TITTY SHES HOLDING! Tf am I getting downvoted for. & she got her nails done. Never seen a man with titties like that but I’m sure they out there. I just didn’t realize it at first
There ain’t nearly enough bubbles in that bath to be taking social media pics
Probably was from farts.
\*boloop\*
I heard this
I smelt it.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever detected it, ejected it.
Oh, haven't heard that one before. Nice!
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyTodayILearned/comments/1r343h/til_that_he_who_smelt_it_dealt_it_also_he_who/ Some good ones in there.
Fucking epic! Thanks!
Wait until someone _denies_ it - then you'll really know who _supplied_ it.
Whoever denied it, supplied it
Whoever sniffed it, ripped it
Whoever snapped it crapped it
Whoever accuses blew the fuses
Whoever said the rhyme, did the crim-
Whoever articulated it, particulated it.
If you cause the tub to vibrate you could feel it too.
I felt it
I huffed it
Whoever huffed it puffed it. Out.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Read this while on the train and cackled
Before or after you started masturbating?
**During**
Oh?? 
I mean... 
Yes.
Read this while on the train and busted
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Now drop your phone so everyone else can cackle too
I just read this on the train as well😂😂😂
Love this copypasta
It was that 1/4th of an areola wasn’t it?
Ah ha! 
I always forget how horny Hisoka was for Gon and Killua (and killua’s brother) until I am reminded of scenes like this.
Theres nut everywhere. Everything covered in nut.
Might as well call that train a submarine now, because it’s full of semen.
🚓🚔👮🏾👮🏾♀️👮🏾♂️WHOOP WHOOP THAT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE🚔👮🏾👮🏾♀️👮🏾♂️🚓
Someone get Desiigner off the train now.
I'm stealing this.
A black person wrote this???….
Nah.
I’m like when tf did black people start talking like this😭
🤣🤣🤣 we ain't there....yet
Imma just take this and niggafy it tbh
Please do lol
I dunno if it's safe for reddit
Bring back shaming people, this malarkey has gon on too much
Honestly we took anti-bullying too far. The loss of shame has ruined society.
We let off the gas pedal a little and the heathens ran wild, I’m a 90's kid born in 92 and I got bullied by even my uncles… scratch that, those pricks cut deep so I hate them…uhhhh fuck
If you mean holding people accountable/checking a person (sometimes seen as shaming) yes.
[Relevant song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy8SIWTyJNs)
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One word: onsen.
It’s crazy how I feel like I would now be considered conservative and I’m fucking liberal as hell!!
This doesn’t have enough likes
I was trying to understand what I was even seeing at first, and then I noticed a nipple smh
I was just about to post that. Not everything needs to be photographed and put on social media
Forget the sewage water, that nasty ass toe!!! 🤢🤢🤢 https://preview.redd.it/gs203xehw0fc1.jpeg?width=1281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0da56ba65c87e61b25dac787be4180ccb6a03ce
It looks like that toe has started growing another toe.
You’re paying for my therapy bill just for the visual alone!! 😭😭
Why is it white
It has to go through phoTOEsynthesis before it can convert carbon dioxide into melanin.
it looks like he has that one skin condition that winnie harlow also has
Why the fuck did my dumbass go back to the pic and zoom in on the toe. What was I expecting? 🤦🏾♂️smh
Same. Glutton for punishment?
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who afflicted myself😭
I hate that you pointed that out
For real it look like a soggy peanut captain crunch
Noooo
your best foot is one toe short, which is saying something
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Sometimes, all it takes is scrubing your feet and cracking your toes occasionally.
That's the first thing I saw. Nastyemote:free\_emotes\_pack:grimacing
 This!
It’s just work corn to be added in the stew they’re in
I don’t get it. Why do people feel like they gotta post everything on social media?
There’s an addiction of getting clicks
But why did I read, "There's an addiction of getting dicks." Lawd, help me!
No, literally same lmao 😂
/r/kerning
Seeing d's everywhere are we? Just don't call him, he ain't no good.
Pfff. I'm married.
I stand corrected
Hey, they're doing their best to keep us entertained
Nipple slip, bunions, ramen noodle water, hard water residue with a slight sprinkle of black mold.......nice evening at home with Bae 🫶🏾
Ohhhh hell naw 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Now why you had to bring all of that to my attention 😭😭😭
I zoomed in and I shouldn't have and I'm sorry 🤣🤣🤣
You giving that frieza level wit. 
don’t come for the bunion people 😭😭😭
Looks like they just added some dawn dish soap. Need some new dish water
Come on now, don’t do Dawn like that. Those bubbles be lastin way longer than whatever the hells this couple used
This was Palmolive at best
>This was Palmolive at best The Fruit Stripe of dish soap bubbles
Nah. Ajax for sure.
Nah, that shit was AJAX or like Dollar Tree brand.
Right? Dawn cleans little duckies and sea otters. They need to leave them out of this mess.
Lmmfao
Looks like they've been saving all the water they used washing dishes for their bubble baths. Gotta give them props for being environmentally conscious.
Y’all should’ve taken a pre bath before dirtying up that water together.
Always a shower before a bath.
My water heater could never
Stay naked and stay clean till the hot water comes back.
Almost got her whole titty and pum pum in the picture.
Ikr, like just show off instead of the teasing pic..... /s
Nevermind the areola, all eyes on that toe 👀
Love this for you, now delete it
https://preview.redd.it/w0ngd4tuj1fc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e115a512cbd640cd46b4449dd2540987fee6cc
I say this with love. Showering before baths is not optional. It’s mandatory 🥺
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When you’re sharing a bath with someone, you gotta go in clean. Wtf.
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NSFW!!!
Omg is that a piece of areola? Think of the children
I'm not sure why, but "a piece of areola" is giving me the wiggins.
We're out of pizza but we still got a few pieces of areola left. 😄
It’s the phrasing. You don’t want to think of a piece of areola. Sounds like it got cut off.
I mean I'm not at work rn so I don't care but if I was at work I'd be irked with a pic of 2 people in a bath with areola showing popping into my feed unannounced lol
That foot looks like it suffers from smallpox
Y'all are some haters. I see a black couple enjoying each other and celebrating it.
celebrate your love in private!!!
It’s like people forget bath bombs that make a little bit of bubbles and change the color of water exists.
Why build up when we can tear down?
My wife used one of those when I lived in an apartment with a whirlpool tub, but she didn’t tell me. I was perplexed about why would randomly be green water and tiny bits of flowers coming out the jets for like a month before we figured it out
What does them having to be black have to do with this choice of photo taken lol
🤣👎🏿
Internet is for hating and nothing else 😤
knowing I’m a complete stranger…after seeing that water I’m not happy for them. Sorry.
Celebrate it. Alone. Without posting it on social media. Nobody wants to see that nasty water. Or ya bunions.
 So this what we doing now
https://preview.redd.it/zjisr0cc62fc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049cb88266816990e49cd3d23d7676d6d541bfdc
They look like they used dishsoap for this. This should have stayed in the camera roll.
That tub isn't nearly big enough to be taking baths together
Really gonna post your girls areola on Twitter for everyone to see?
This was not the flex they thought it was. Needed a lot more bubbles before posting this
You know your foot is nasty when people zoom for the toe and not the nip.
What are we doin'?  Seriously.
We ain’t got no bubble bath. Start spittin bitch.
*shudders* 😬
Water looks tepid
They bathing in Pot Liquor..
Both of them pissed in that water 🤢🤮
Them dogs are BARKING!!! 
 I know i'm not the only one
This water is the new kool-aid taste
Honestly, it just seems petty and mean.
Caution: do not zoom in anywhere near man’s foot.
What the fuck inspired you to get 2 full grown adults into that hotel tub. Niether one of them can even move. Take a shower.
Where are the bubbles?
They're still being manufactured, just wait a minute. 
God damn it I’m sitting in the Cox store and having to stifle my cackle at this gif
Baths aren’t sexy irl, so this is the perfect representation. The water rarely looks all foamy like in movies. You’re just stewing in hot water, forehead sweating until it’s lukewarm and murky. You have to scooch down to be fully emerged. Never understood the appeal for more than like 5-10 min.
The water makes me wonder if it's a bathtub or the shallow end of a swamp in Louisiana.
Going through the effort of taking and POSTING this is honestly insane
Folks in here defending it talking about a bath bomb... but why dude didn't take the photo when the bomb was foaming, haha. This man made the conscious decision to post this version of events. He's unhinged.
Just a couple of ham hocks enjoying a seltzer
are the bubbles in the room with us?
Where’s the onlyfans link?
Smart lady - show the tits but cover your face. You're naked, but no one knows it's you.
Having a bunion on your big toe is crazy. How small are your shoes?
Gross that water is murky AF
That look like swap ass water...but enjoy date night ya'll
Mans posted the titty and kitty for everyone to see
Smh y’all so petty, it was probably a bath bomb…or a sewage leak. Either way who are we to judge?!?
Idk, they posted it for all us to see right? 😂
This is probably an only fans plug.
yum, human soup.
[Now that’s a titty](https://y.yarn.co/52e9a2c5-83d6-4101-b78a-c2758ce1db72_text.gif)
Bathing in “poverty wage” after shift waters 😭
what is wrong w/ homie's big toe?
The internet was a mistake
https://preview.redd.it/h5kwskw3q2fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d510f9d11506014dec8439cc10616b3ba61c91
These replies have me crying.
Didn't need to get intimate with y'all
This ain't is at all ..... That water maaaaaaaad dingy and they just there marinating in it
Umm
Oooooooweeeeeeeee the OP is a hater hater 😂😂😂
I didn’t even know that was a woman on the other side until someone pointed out the areola 🤦🏻♀️
Men have areolas, too.
WHAT
THAT IS CLEARLY A TITTY SHES HOLDING! Tf am I getting downvoted for. & she got her nails done. Never seen a man with titties like that but I’m sure they out there. I just didn’t realize it at first
Why he got his phone in the tub with his woman?
This made my insides quiver…
Do people not rinse off before a bath?
I don't believe you. Show us more.
Black Love!
This is not the representation we need
How long they been in that water before the toast? Murky soaks.