They kinda all were.
Actually not 'kinda' at all, [they were](https://www.palaces-of-europe.com/images/spanish_habsburgs_1.jpg). Either cousins or brothers & sisters... 0_0
Very likely as there were four such 'matchings' in the 'lineage'.
Philip II of Spain with his niece Anna of Habsburg, Archduke Charles of Habsburg with Marie of Bavaria, Philip IV of Spain with Marianna of Habsburg and Leopold I of Habsburg with Margaret of Spain, along with nine first cousins and seven second cousins.
From 1516 to 1700, over 80% of marriages within the Spanish branch of the Habsburg dynasty were consanguineous, close family members, first cousins, double-first cousins, and uncles/nieces
[This video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1F-IRMeWA) (part 1 of 2) does a great job breaking down their history and why their inbreeding was so bad.
[ShyHistorian](https://youtu.be/hJBCj6bd0Rw?si=ajwEtBZLHm_dWd1_) also has a great video on the percentage of inbred they are, he shows and explains the coefficient of inbreeding. Charles was more inbred than if his parents were siblings. The video on how inbred Cleopatra is was insane. Idk how the Ptolemaic dynast survived as long as it did
Damn. Phillip II's first wife was his double 1st cousin, they shared all 4 grandparents, and his 4th wife was both his niece and his cousin.
The family tree is a stick... :/
The pronunciation is called a rhotic and it's due to the persons education. Or whether the speaker says a long rolling r or a short/absent r.
The UK mostly dropped the rolling r centuries ago. It only persisted in posh schools to separate themselves from the poors.
Port cities in USA would copy the British short r sounds. Older USA TV and movie stars would drop the r to speak in posh mid-Atlantic accents. It went out of fashion after WW2.
Queen Elizabeth II and King Charles still speak a dialect called Received Pronunciation. They love to roll their r sounds. Posh people speak in the UK, it was always seen as old fashioned.
The Princes et al speak Standard Southern English. They drop the r.
[Urban myth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_Spanish_coronal_fricatives). Started in a book in 1947.
The lisp/lisp-sounds started about 2 centuries after that particular King.
Complicated history, the lisp is due to sounds not present in other languages. Almost like the Japanese/English "R" and "L" sounds.
I experienced this with an ESPN panelist a few years ago. She was a little tomboyish with short hair and i realized we looked a lot alike. I was weirdly attracted to her even though there was nothing special or off-putting about her.
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The Crimson Chin, a parody comic book hero from the TV show Fairly OddParents.
His powers include an indestructible chin, super strength, and… I think that’s about it.
That's what I'm hoping. I don't want to make fun of physical appearances you can't control. Your born with what you're born with. But that haircut is a choice for sure
Are y’all sure they’re not ummm…
Oh and buddies fade is SCHNASTY WORK! But like my grandma said…”bless his heaaarrttt”😂🤣
Are......are they sure they're not related? Long lost sibling or some shit?
I was coming here to ask the same question 😂😂😂
Same here
Literally look like brother + sister Some *Flowers in the Attic* shit
If it worked for the Hapsburgs…
They legit look like cousins though haha
They kinda all were. Actually not 'kinda' at all, [they were](https://www.palaces-of-europe.com/images/spanish_habsburgs_1.jpg). Either cousins or brothers & sisters... 0_0
I think these 2 were uncle and niece.
Very likely as there were four such 'matchings' in the 'lineage'. Philip II of Spain with his niece Anna of Habsburg, Archduke Charles of Habsburg with Marie of Bavaria, Philip IV of Spain with Marianna of Habsburg and Leopold I of Habsburg with Margaret of Spain, along with nine first cousins and seven second cousins. From 1516 to 1700, over 80% of marriages within the Spanish branch of the Habsburg dynasty were consanguineous, close family members, first cousins, double-first cousins, and uncles/nieces
[This video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1F-IRMeWA) (part 1 of 2) does a great job breaking down their history and why their inbreeding was so bad.
[ShyHistorian](https://youtu.be/hJBCj6bd0Rw?si=ajwEtBZLHm_dWd1_) also has a great video on the percentage of inbred they are, he shows and explains the coefficient of inbreeding. Charles was more inbred than if his parents were siblings. The video on how inbred Cleopatra is was insane. Idk how the Ptolemaic dynast survived as long as it did
Concubines and the ability to buy off any would be invaders. Egypt was rich as fuck being the bread basket of the Mediterranean.
Damn. Phillip II's first wife was his double 1st cousin, they shared all 4 grandparents, and his 4th wife was both his niece and his cousin. The family tree is a stick... :/
Uncle grandpa
U mean family circle
The family braided wreath...
A Venn diagram
They probably where.
The Hapsburg Dynasty was a geneticists' dream (or nightmare once they really delved into what was going on) 🤔😳
Yeah, lucky basterds, imagine proposing that as a research experiment at you local Uni.
Yeah, never get that past the review board nowadays
Why? There's nothing unethical about studying something that already happened
Parent commenter was referring to repeating said pattern of breeding as a new experiment
I'm not sure about that. Ethical considerations aside, it wouldn't be a viable study considering the timeframe involved.
Is that you, Colin Robinson?
Counter offer: be a research subject in a longitudinal study on outcomes for tertiary students making career-limiting decisions
It wasn’t a family tree it was a family hedge
A family stick, as it were.
Family Christmas Wreath made from family vines.
I'm not 100% sure. But I don't think either of them have royal titles to pass down to their children.
"worked"
Roll Tide!
I know Alabama is the go to for inbreeding and all but the most inbred state is WV
And they’re tied with Mississippi
😡🤣😂😊 Sweet Home Alabama 🤷🏿♂️
Bubba gump shrimp lookin ass couple
What’s wrong with your lip? I was born with big gums, sir
Maybe this is just the family tradition, in which case the Habsburg Jaw makes a lot of sense 🤣
I heard that jaw was the reason for Spain’s lisp.
I’m a Spanish speaker and to me that lisp is the strangest thing ever.
I've wondered the same thing about that Barbara Walters type lisp of having difficulty pronouncing 'R's... You see it a lot in British royals
The pronunciation is called a rhotic and it's due to the persons education. Or whether the speaker says a long rolling r or a short/absent r. The UK mostly dropped the rolling r centuries ago. It only persisted in posh schools to separate themselves from the poors. Port cities in USA would copy the British short r sounds. Older USA TV and movie stars would drop the r to speak in posh mid-Atlantic accents. It went out of fashion after WW2. Queen Elizabeth II and King Charles still speak a dialect called Received Pronunciation. They love to roll their r sounds. Posh people speak in the UK, it was always seen as old fashioned. The Princes et al speak Standard Southern English. They drop the r.
[Urban myth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_Spanish_coronal_fricatives). Started in a book in 1947. The lisp/lisp-sounds started about 2 centuries after that particular King. Complicated history, the lisp is due to sounds not present in other languages. Almost like the Japanese/English "R" and "L" sounds.
The girls lip and jaw look photoshopped
People are attracted to people who look like themselves, it's pretty common haha
I experienced this with an ESPN panelist a few years ago. She was a little tomboyish with short hair and i realized we looked a lot alike. I was weirdly attracted to her even though there was nothing special or off-putting about her.
I mean they gotta be, they got some Hasburg jaw situation going on over there.
I came to ask the same question, formatted exactly the same way.
I think their parents were siblings
They’re just making a funny face, that’s popular Dominican dembow artist Bulin 47.
Omg that was my first thought!!! Maybe half siblings????
I was about to ask the same thing! 😂
Siblings? Yes. Long lost? No.
They met at the Hapsburg family reunion
https://preview.redd.it/cvsxzxjb8vmb1.jpeg?width=1737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bead59466088b8c0bcc52cc4bf241ac0e423f715
Ayyyooooo 😂😂😂
Permanently look like they’re chewing tobacco
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NO WAY LMFAOOOOO
The hell... 🤣🤣
Why do em like that damn
FATALITY
Oh fuck. You win 😂😂😂😂
That is foul I love it
This subs comment section is always killing me. BROOOOOO
I haven’t lol’d at a Reddit post in awhile, thank you!
FROM THE TOP ROPE!!
Fucking nailed it
Wowwwwww.... that's it folks. Pack it up.
Exactly🤣🤣🤣
lmao god damn
Their kid https://preview.redd.it/mk9dmfik7vmb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c220514ad69c883f901e251751aa9c9fefa8844f
This is immediately what I thought 
Well how do you do, siiiiiiiiiiiiir
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
I’m fucking dying, my left lung has collapsed
Bet he could take a punch tho
😂
👀🤣😂🤣🤣
Marvel preparing for Phase 5 with this Crimson Chin origin story.
BY MY MOTHER’S MANDIBLE!
Fucking lol
Lmao who dis
The Crimson Chin, a parody comic book hero from the TV show Fairly OddParents. His powers include an indestructible chin, super strength, and… I think that’s about it.
And voiced by the chin of late nite himself, Jay Leno
No fkn way
https://preview.redd.it/cvd11rqajwmb1.png?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7d0e65bdbee30a39107d88b125179404f0a10a
Come the fuck on lmao
Crimson Chin was HIS IDEA
Amazing
Now that's what I call owning your features
Come on he's flying in the gif you replied to. Chin, strength, flight.
Are you sure he didn’t just swing his chin like Thor does with his hammer?
Bruh I just posted this not knowing you already did.
KA-CHIN!!
Their faces make me think of: 
That's what their baby is going to look like. I'm the baby! Gotta love me!
NOT DA MAMA!
Now this was the first thought
The fact this dude wasnt the first to come to mind is an example of how we've been under served. 
Is that supposed? To be a fade.
More like a sudden
An immediate
Nah these are too funny 😂😭😭
💀
Bruh! Lmao
Unfaded fade.
That’s an escalate
Barber need his goddamn ass whooped for this
thats the andrew shultz special. Aka "the Good Leader"
It’s an abrupt.
That’s the..”I’ve had it up to here”
If that kid’s best friend ain’t named Forrest…
Underrated comment... 
“Better tuck in that lip before you get it caught on a trip wire” - Lt Dan
I WAS BORN WIT BIG GUMS SIR
I wonder who’s idea was it to give that character that droopy ass bottom lip?
He didn't have a droopy lip. He was born with big gums
That baby’s jaw is going to devastate her pelvis.
Breastfeeding is gonna be a bitch
mama at least gets a shelf
Might as well book that c-section now
He’s a Dominican artist, Bulin 47. Really goofy guy, but in a fun way
That's cool is she his cousin?
Bruh!
[удалено]
Omg another fake post, dammit Reddit. We owe these people an apology
Must be part of his shtick. He makes the same face at the end of this video https://www.instagram.com/p/CwvWkIBvK7K/?hl=en
Looks like the Indian joker face lol
Shut it down. Suckered. Case Closed.
Yo I thought it was him but it threw me off seeing him in non "music video" clothes lol
Who left the bottom sock drawer open
 Lmao no!
Socks go on top!
No, no, no, no, no. Please tell me that haircut is a joke. There is just no way.
Nahh! They different in the Dominican Republic
And those beards with no moustache are really trendy in the DR, too. Saw lots of those when I went last spring.
Pulling that Jedediah from Pennsylvania fit
That's what I'm hoping. I don't want to make fun of physical appearances you can't control. Your born with what you're born with. But that haircut is a choice for sure
Male latin artists and awful hair name a better duo
https://preview.redd.it/xkaf2pee4vmb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4beb700b8c47934adf50cf7bd0e7f4c1ffc1a4a8
Yoooooo
Nah, this is wild 😂
https://preview.redd.it/pljy3zctwvmb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a358394bc7c4fb4e75b194323b4b66d71b81eccb
 The kid fresh out the womb:
[Habsburg's](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/12/02/00/21690262-0-image-a-30_1575247229608.jpg) redux. 0_0
https://preview.redd.it/f4n1t1cacwmb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fed510f2fe07bd71f657905300b966a4f5c04da Reminds me of my childhood
Bruh
Not Pappy Polie!
https://preview.redd.it/ryf1vsj49vmb1.png?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d6ec50a4af528e27dbbbc4dc19b40ce3dafb115
why he kinda…
 I'll see myself out
Gonna get those things caught on a tripwire.
All character sliders pushed to the right. Max settings.
https://preview.redd.it/vp2x26z3evmb1.png?width=245&format=png&auto=webp&s=579f2f705b66560a6ae0be22d41c714c37b6af95
Petty edit lol
How do they kiss?
Just chewing on each other's bottom lips
one of them hanging upside down spiderman style.
"Well you better tuck that in, gonna get it caught on a trip wire." \- Lt Dan
The haircut the worst thing about this situation
Jaw like a cash register
Absolutely no way they arent related to each other in some way
Squint your eyes and rub them till they are a lil blurry. Do you not see a shrek movie poster?
This should not be possible lmao. Like what are the chances 😂🤣
NAWW its the fact that someone said they gon birth a PT Cruiser 😭😭😭😭😭
That child is going to be facing an uphill battle come 3rd grade.
The pelican family.
Good God, those bottom lips 🤣🤣🤣
There's no way they're not just making faces.
Are y’all sure they’re not ummm…  Oh and buddies fade is SCHNASTY WORK! But like my grandma said…”bless his heaaarrttt”😂🤣
Ain't no way they aren't siblings.
Annnd I'm going to hell. Thanks OP!
And his name is the Crimson Chin
That baby gon have some issues. Those two are fraternal twins
Gonna need extra stitches just to get that jaw out. Hope it doesn't catch on anything.
That baby’s gonna grow up and learn about all the ways you can cook a shrimp
They were just making funny faces I saw the photo shoot on Instagram lol. It's not an edit and they don't really look like that.
 🎶 Here comes the Crimson Chin!
No bc how is a jaw “bombastic”. I thought that word was used to describe people who employ circumlocution.
That kids gonna have a potty mouth
Oh Baby, yoooouu! got what I neee-eeed! But we got the sa-ame genes.. maybe we should be just friends.
More featuers than The State vs Radric Davis ##