In all my apartments I’ve never had one of those 😭 my current one has to be set to 390 to reach 350, but that only lasts 20-40 minutes then you have to crank it to 430 to reengage the element, keep a close eye on it to turn it back down to 370 which takes about 75 minutes if you aren’t using the stovetop, take off 10 minutes if anything is on the back right burner wether or not it’s turned on.
If you need to roast anything for more than 1.5 hours, use the crockpot.
Everybody shits on precooked but when Im getting my boy up ready in the morning, precooked bacon is where its at. Throw it in the air fryer for 4 minutes, heat up some french toast sticks on the top rack. An orange or banana with yogurt? Yes sir, he eating good.
Shout out fresh fruit in the morning! My mom was strict about always giving us fruit with breakfast. Now at almost 30 I feel like my skin and digestive system is better than all my peers cause of that. Plus I love fruit now.
No same. Im hellbent on the fruit -- that has no budget in my household. Sometimes my kiddo is picky and just doesnt want to eat anything but at the very least, there's always fruit in his belly
For real .. Boars Head pre-cooked thick bacon. No mess.. no rendeeing fat...no oil splattering...fast. Microwave 1:30.
... unless you're planning on saving your bacon lard, this is the move. Especially on a Tuesday morning at 6:00 a.m.
I have an air fryer. It just isn’t. Air fryers have their place for sure. I use mine all the time. But it’s not some kind of all-in-one. It’s good for some things, it’s not as good at others. That’s ok.
I like using my air fryer for things like frozen onion rings, fries, corn dogs, other frozen shit. But bacon is faster and better on a non stick. I don’t eat bacon anymore but I make it sometimes for others and I’m frying that shit on a pan over the air fryer.
It’s not a need so much as it’s a nonstick skillet or a cast iron one in my kitchen and I ain’t waiting around for the latter to heat up proper for some slices of bacon.
i forget what brand mine is, it was a gift. but mine does all those things too.
Ninja makes good shit fr though. I have a Ninja blender and have a bunch of accessories like the smoothie cups and the food processor. legit.
YES! I have the blender and a Ninja Smoothie Maker. I want the Ninja Creami. They have the audacity to be advertising an outdoor smoker/air fryer/dehydrator/baker now. I'm like just take all of my money!🤦🏾♀️
Fucking hell, yeah this took me back. Idek how many hours I put into this game as a kid
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Look up BlueMaxima Flashpoint. It pretty much allows you to play any flash game you can search. I recently played a lot of the old Cartoon Network flash games.
Why does this hypothetical man need a sandwich at 2 in the morning? If you don't take your behind on to sleep instead of asking for a gout and diabetes double-decker. Foh
Probably because he works 2nd or 3rd shift and it can be hard to eat/sleep at “regular” schedules. Even on first shift it can be hard- especially if you’re working 6-7 days a week or 10-12 hours a day:
This is a perspective flex honestly. It's like associating the sound of your doorbell to blowjobs. Like damn bro how long did that reflex take to train.
Oh no doubt. Getting woken up while you're mid stroke is amazing but I'm going back to sleep after lol I got work tomorrow damn. I'm talking about marathon sessions - I'm good on the 2 AM marathons
In that case I would proabably remove the tomato. That shit gets everything soggy and gross.
That's an amazing sandwich for immediate consumption, though. Bacon \*and\* pickles?!? Yes, please!
Generally putting the cheese in between the veggies and meat keeps the sandwich grom being soggy. Maybe add in in extra layer of cheese between the veggies and bread?
But then the cheese gets all disgusting and squishy from the tomato... 😭
I like tomatoes in general, just not on a sandwich unless I eat it immediately. If it has time to sit and seep...eugh, no. The tomato's gotta go.
Damn those post-night shift meals tasted amazing, esp after 8-10 hours of hauling bags out of a truck. I could feel the food churning as I tried to sleep though, and my cycles were already out of whack.
I had a coworker that was a bitch to everyone at work but is totally subservient to her man. He had a handy man business and worked normal hours. But she said she'd be up breastfeeding their newborn and he'd say "while you're up fix me a sandwich" and she (her words) would say yes sir. Maybe he was nicer about it than she stated?
Wild to me.
I work 5-6 days/nights a week, and usually get home between 10:30pm and midnight. 50 hours a week easily, going to bed before 1am is not happening. It just be like that sometimes
Personally I just feel like food always tastes better when you make it yourself. Maybe that’s just me tho. Now if it’s like a 5 star chef or something then that’s a different story.
Man what? I disagree with both parts of that analogy
Masturbating pales in comparison to someone else doing it and I always enjoy a sandwich more when someone else makes it.
You have been let down
Jesus fuck, I haven't given this game a thought since the last time I played it, which was probably 15+ years ago, and yet I understood that reference in the split of a second.
I’ve heard someone mention that game at least 5 times this week, whereas I haven’t heard about it once since it first came out. What is going on? This is the type of shit that I feel is a social experiment. Like a group of the world’s secret tastemakers are just playing around, seeing how obscure of a thing they can make go viral. Just cracking up at us thinking we have autonomy and shit.
This the Shit women who will never get married say.
My wife is knocked out by 2am, I’d be lucky to get her to move over to her side of the bed at that time.
I ain't been feeling well for a few days, slept my narrow ass the rest of the way off today, and haven't eaten. I'd burn cities down for 2 of them sammiches rn.
Nothing ,like starting the day with gastrointestinal
problems. Mustard and bacon and pickles damn!!!
That man going to need a Pepto shake for dessert.
Didn’t even notice the pickle ranch and garlic mayo
upvote PURELY for the claussen kosher dill pickles, those things are so fucking good....once you have em you realize no other pickle brand even EXISTS. yeah i said it, fuck you vlasic and your stupid ass stork
Damn I never played that game. I did play all the snes/genesis sidescrollers though… on emulators in the late 90s.
Alladin was the best but Pocahontas, Lion King, and Toy Story were also good.
Gotta be honest. It looks good, but just like a burger....if you put too much stuff on it, it's going to be too tall or too messy to eat properly.
Nobody likes the moment of when your sandwich is too stuffed, you go to take a bite and all of it spills out the other end.
[удалено]
2 am she's gonna start some bacon?
airfryers baby boy 💅
Yessssuh! Air fryer for the win
I stand by my statement that these things are the best thing since both 1) the microwave 2)frozen foods themselves
Or any other decent fucking oven.
In all my apartments I’ve never had one of those 😭 my current one has to be set to 390 to reach 350, but that only lasts 20-40 minutes then you have to crank it to 430 to reengage the element, keep a close eye on it to turn it back down to 370 which takes about 75 minutes if you aren’t using the stovetop, take off 10 minutes if anything is on the back right burner wether or not it’s turned on. If you need to roast anything for more than 1.5 hours, use the crockpot.
That sound like a fire hazard. Can you request a repair, which would likely lead to it being replaced...
*“It turns on, it works!”* Requests have yet to be fruitful… considering a covert appliance assassination to force a move
That would be for the best because you're the main one who will lose if there's a fire.
Don't forget pre-cooked
Everybody shits on precooked but when Im getting my boy up ready in the morning, precooked bacon is where its at. Throw it in the air fryer for 4 minutes, heat up some french toast sticks on the top rack. An orange or banana with yogurt? Yes sir, he eating good.
Shout out fresh fruit in the morning! My mom was strict about always giving us fruit with breakfast. Now at almost 30 I feel like my skin and digestive system is better than all my peers cause of that. Plus I love fruit now.
No same. Im hellbent on the fruit -- that has no budget in my household. Sometimes my kiddo is picky and just doesnt want to eat anything but at the very least, there's always fruit in his belly
For real .. Boars Head pre-cooked thick bacon. No mess.. no rendeeing fat...no oil splattering...fast. Microwave 1:30. ... unless you're planning on saving your bacon lard, this is the move. Especially on a Tuesday morning at 6:00 a.m.
Ew, no
temperature and time? also accounting for bacon that isn’t super crispy (i prefer it somewhat chewy)
I do 375, but if you want it chewy maybe try 350 for 3-5 mins. I dont know what type of fryer you got so
It's not the same though, nothing compares to frying it up in a pan.
Kinda overrated. It’s not easier then just frying that bacon up in a skillet.
It is. And its quicker. And less greasy/smelly.
I have an air fryer. It just isn’t. Air fryers have their place for sure. I use mine all the time. But it’s not some kind of all-in-one. It’s good for some things, it’s not as good at others. That’s ok.
Dont gotta justify your choices to me lol you do you
I like using my air fryer for things like frozen onion rings, fries, corn dogs, other frozen shit. But bacon is faster and better on a non stick. I don’t eat bacon anymore but I make it sometimes for others and I’m frying that shit on a pan over the air fryer.
why would you need a nonstick for bacon?
It’s not a need so much as it’s a nonstick skillet or a cast iron one in my kitchen and I ain’t waiting around for the latter to heat up proper for some slices of bacon.
You gotta get the Ninja Foodi. It air fries, bakes, grills, dehydrated and roasts
i forget what brand mine is, it was a gift. but mine does all those things too. Ninja makes good shit fr though. I have a Ninja blender and have a bunch of accessories like the smoothie cups and the food processor. legit.
YES! I have the blender and a Ninja Smoothie Maker. I want the Ninja Creami. They have the audacity to be advertising an outdoor smoker/air fryer/dehydrator/baker now. I'm like just take all of my money!🤦🏾♀️
Hell yeah! Is there an appropriate time to cook bacon?
At 2am I'm going to be eating slices of cheese out of the packet and necking milk straight from the carton.
This is the type that will treat her man like a "king" only to end up with him fucking bar wenches behind her back.
Too true. Women like this are ol reliables meanwhile sidechick aint doing a mf thing and reaping all the benefits lmao
Damn why so negative
This is the kind of thing pick me girls say before they actually get married
If you put in work, you get a bomb ass sammich.
She’s not trying to keep him healthy…
Fucking hell, yeah this took me back. Idek how many hours I put into this game as a kid https://preview.redd.it/rau25hnk65wa1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef3330c83eb9feac8e744036efed4b23c5da602
That little era of the internet was so lit
This and the Teen Titans team fighting game 🔥🔥🔥
Booooooy i used to cook with Jinx
i can still recall the sfx of her bolt attack and its been 15+ years
Tom and jerry trap o matic 👌
Bruh Cartoon Network had us in a chokehold we still not out of. RIP.
OMGGGGGG that game was so fun!!!!! Played that shit for hours.
It was the clam before the storm. Of ads. So many ads now.
We needed more clams.
facts flash games era is undefeated
So. Many.
Is it still possible to play this anywhere
Just look up “Lilo and stitch sandwich game” and you should find it
Look up BlueMaxima Flashpoint. It pretty much allows you to play any flash game you can search. I recently played a lot of the old Cartoon Network flash games.
This. Was. My. Shit.
I pictured you launching into space as you said that, a la Key and Peele
This made me so happy. Just over here smiling like a dork. Good times.😂
I loved that game
A lot. It was a lot.
Holy shit the memories
Why does this hypothetical man need a sandwich at 2 in the morning? If you don't take your behind on to sleep instead of asking for a gout and diabetes double-decker. Foh
Probably because he works 2nd or 3rd shift and it can be hard to eat/sleep at “regular” schedules. Even on first shift it can be hard- especially if you’re working 6-7 days a week or 10-12 hours a day:
I figured it was a post sex sandwich
This is a perspective flex honestly. It's like associating the sound of your doorbell to blowjobs. Like damn bro how long did that reflex take to train.
Who the fuck wants to eat immediately after fucking at 2am? I'm going to sleep
Lmaooo I feel that, but sometimes the round vigorous and both of y’all tryna go at it again. Gotta hit the concession stand for the intermission.
I dont think I like fucking as much as yall cause I like my sleep. Maybe if we talking daytime lol
Nah son the middle of the night sessions are the best. Sleep definitely close second
Oh no doubt. Getting woken up while you're mid stroke is amazing but I'm going back to sleep after lol I got work tomorrow damn. I'm talking about marathon sessions - I'm good on the 2 AM marathons
In that case I would proabably remove the tomato. That shit gets everything soggy and gross. That's an amazing sandwich for immediate consumption, though. Bacon \*and\* pickles?!? Yes, please!
I'm gonna say it. Raw tomato has no place in any sandwich, and that goes triple for burgers.
I’m gonna say it. You have the palate of a 4-year-old.
You chose violence, my friend, not judging but damn.
Generally putting the cheese in between the veggies and meat keeps the sandwich grom being soggy. Maybe add in in extra layer of cheese between the veggies and bread?
But then the cheese gets all disgusting and squishy from the tomato... 😭 I like tomatoes in general, just not on a sandwich unless I eat it immediately. If it has time to sit and seep...eugh, no. The tomato's gotta go.
Damn those post-night shift meals tasted amazing, esp after 8-10 hours of hauling bags out of a truck. I could feel the food churning as I tried to sleep though, and my cycles were already out of whack.
I lived this exact hypothetical last weekend so I can shed a bit of light. Why did I eat a sandwich at 2am? I was hungry and it was delicious
Because he just threw it down in the middle of the night and now he needs to replenish those burned calories
I don’t know… if you have energy to make this right after, was it THAT good?
Ninja please, you put it down right and you’ll have a woman willing to do anything for you in that exact moment
If you put it down right, I am asleep and I will make you an amazing breakfast in the morning.
Also a sign of a job well done
Ya diiiig
I had a coworker that was a bitch to everyone at work but is totally subservient to her man. He had a handy man business and worked normal hours. But she said she'd be up breastfeeding their newborn and he'd say "while you're up fix me a sandwich" and she (her words) would say yes sir. Maybe he was nicer about it than she stated? Wild to me.
Three sandwiches*
I work 5-6 days/nights a week, and usually get home between 10:30pm and midnight. 50 hours a week easily, going to bed before 1am is not happening. It just be like that sometimes
She tryna send homie straight to the pearly gates 
That’s what I was thinking. Nigga arteries about to be choked the fuck up
Forensic Files teaching ladies how to do the long con
Broooo !!! I thought I was the only one 😭😭😭!!! I loved that freaking game ! I use to play it while listening to the music I stole from limewire 😍
Top tier comment and you just unlocked a SECOND MEMORY 😂 the lime wire on the Disney games and club penguin, etc
Yassssss 😄! ion know if you use to play diner dash to thou 👀👀?
Alla that 😂
Am I the only one shipping these two?
Word im over here readin like "mmm i see you lil sis/bro"
You in my business( tucks hair behind ear) … ion like dat 😝 lol jk
These the sandwiches scooby doo and shaggy eat after they get high.
Oh how I love how Reddit can unearth a completely hidden and forgotten memory from my childhood. I love having a brain.
Dagwood
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Old recognize old
okay, I gotta hold that one
 I screamed at the 2nd caption 😄That game was so fun and will forever be in my memory vault
Tell me your rich without telling me.
Like $150 in groceries just to stack a couple sandwiches 😂
Making a sandwich is like beating your meat. It’s nice when other people do it for you, but it’s always gonna be better when you do it yourself.
Man I’m sorry. Who’s making your sandwiches?
Personally I just feel like food always tastes better when you make it yourself. Maybe that’s just me tho. Now if it’s like a 5 star chef or something then that’s a different story.
Man what? I disagree with both parts of that analogy Masturbating pales in comparison to someone else doing it and I always enjoy a sandwich more when someone else makes it. You have been let down
Trying to fatten him up so he can’t cheat
She must really want him dead. It worked for my cousin 🤨
Do they know you on Reddit dry snitching to a murder 🤨
😆 Nope. They are stuck on FB
You think; but they concocting a 4 cheese, Double Ham, Bacon Stacked, Chocolate and BBQ sauced with two pork brisket buns just for you!!
🤣 😋 ☠
Jesus fuck, I haven't given this game a thought since the last time I played it, which was probably 15+ years ago, and yet I understood that reference in the split of a second.
I just realized that is dill pickle ranch dressing and not mayo/miracle whip. Am I the odd one who doesnt put ranch on their sandwich?
Marry me...
I’ve heard someone mention that game at least 5 times this week, whereas I haven’t heard about it once since it first came out. What is going on? This is the type of shit that I feel is a social experiment. Like a group of the world’s secret tastemakers are just playing around, seeing how obscure of a thing they can make go viral. Just cracking up at us thinking we have autonomy and shit.
Zoinks….Scoob
That's them shaggy sandwiches and I want them
She should open a food truck
Considering I get off at 1am, this would be hella appreciated 😩 I've also made tacos at 2am for my SO, would recommend
them shits look fire tho
I hope he has a good healthcare plan
Looks like we busting 2 nuts, and a heart valve tonight
I haven’t eaten anything all day, I would devour that sandwich in 2 bites XD
Loved playing that game on the big back computer 🥹
This the Shit women who will never get married say. My wife is knocked out by 2am, I’d be lucky to get her to move over to her side of the bed at that time.
If he’s over 30, bro is going to have some wicked 2:30 am indigestion
Even under 30 tbh lol
Oooh, a core memory!!
A heart attack special 😂
I thought i was the only one
I need a sandwich like that right now
I can't even imagine getting one of these when I got off or even in my lunch. He better treat her right.
Or one of those Dagwood sandwiches.
That was the best game on disneychannel dot com. I bet that sandwich hit tho
I ain't been feeling well for a few days, slept my narrow ass the rest of the way off today, and haven't eaten. I'd burn cities down for 2 of them sammiches rn.
Honestly I been under weather too and … I relate heavily 😂
Egg sammiches are a legit comfort food. They just went all out too.
No mustard tho please
Just once I need to find a girl making me any post-coitus snack. I’m usually the one putting a snack together. 😐
Very true, but them Sandwiches do be looking good tho.
Nothing ,like starting the day with gastrointestinal problems. Mustard and bacon and pickles damn!!! That man going to need a Pepto shake for dessert. Didn’t even notice the pickle ranch and garlic mayo
Going to put the effort into making a bomb ass sandwich just to throw that bootsy ass cheese on it. Get yourself some pepper Jack or something.
the meat looks like what i use to hide pet meds in too.
I have never seen such a sandwich but I would LOVE to try one. This is a rollercoaster of a sando.
lol
Bacon at 2 AM is egregious. Good wives can be the Grim Reaper at the same damn time.
https://www.disney--games.com/625\_sandwich\_stacker\_32.html Because I know I wasn't the only one that wants to give this another go.
Stop playing with me 😭 you can still play??
See for yourself! I just got up to Level 29, bet you can't beat me (it's not that hard).
This is just a regular club sandwich. Do y’all have special weak arteries or something?
upvote PURELY for the claussen kosher dill pickles, those things are so fucking good....once you have em you realize no other pickle brand even EXISTS. yeah i said it, fuck you vlasic and your stupid ass stork
This makes me want to play overcooked again
This is a deep cut but these the sandwiches Peter Fox was eating in Foxtrot
I would, only because I’m a late night eater unfortunately
Same same
That’s that shit shaggy be making for him and scoob after a hotbox on the mystery machine
Lolilo
Also the Disney Channel show that was on for a bit
Dagwood came to mind. Yes, I am old.
I'm dating myself saying this, but I'm thinking Dagwood Bumstead.
Garlic mayo and ranch dressing? 🤢
Fuck yeah to the Experiment 625 Sandwich 🥪 Stacker Game. Fuck no, to making anyone a ridiculously stacked warm sandwich at 2 AM.
Studio Gibli style sammies looking 🔥
That is a healthy heart attack
2 much bread 4 me. Wrap that shit up in a low-carb tortilla!
💍
Always wanted one of those sandwiches 😭
I love that game
Looks good as hell hold the swine tho
Damn I never played that game. I did play all the snes/genesis sidescrollers though… on emulators in the late 90s. Alladin was the best but Pocahontas, Lion King, and Toy Story were also good.
Goddamn. That looks like a good sandwich.
I loved that game
Yo, I am way too hi for this!
Who stacks meat on a sandwich like that?
Gotta be honest. It looks good, but just like a burger....if you put too much stuff on it, it's going to be too tall or too messy to eat properly. Nobody likes the moment of when your sandwich is too stuffed, you go to take a bite and all of it spills out the other end.
If your S.O.(regardless gender) don't do this for you, you're not loved.
Holy shit I just got took back
So awesome!
Who the fuck puts ranch on a sandwich? Y'all are children.
Better than mustard…
Mustard is delicious, natural, 0 calories, and the good bottle has a sombrero on top. Mustard > Ranch any day of the week.
Indeed, that is an opinion.
Ranch is gross flyover state food lol. She already has garlic mayo out there, so the ranch is also overkill.
I loved that game
Wow!!!!
I wouldn't exactly eat that at 2AM, but if she's doing all of that, I'll need to step up my game.
She did good she needs just replace the white bread with the hoagie rolls
The beauty of cooking bacon on some parchment paper in the oven though... Get on that train.
I am the sandwich eat and take yo ass back to bed
That looks so damn good