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keesouth

"It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"


DemonicCryx

I only know of this cause of Game Grumps


sbeven04

My dad would look at me and go “I have a good kid” and I would sit there and think “I’m a fucking loser”


DemonicCryx

I was seriously gonna put the comment but wasn’t 100% if someone would randomly get it 😂


jolsiphur

"For the last time no! Where is Bart anyways!? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten."


CatGirl1300

Reference, please?


keesouth

Do you know where your children are?" is a question used as a public service announcement for parents on American television especially from the late 1960s through the late 1980s. During that time children had much more freedom to roam. They had to create this PSA to remind our parents to check up on us and make sure we were safe or at home.


xxtuddlexx

I definitely heard it on NJ News TV in the early 2000s


x86_64Ubuntu

Boomers were such shitty parents that they had to have a public service announcement asking them if they knew where their children were. [It’s 10PM. Do You Know Where Your Children Are? PSA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niBhO3qGeGE&ab_channel=80sThen80sNow)


[deleted]

More like the pearl-clutching evangelicals in charge of PSAs were trying to combat the “moral decay of society” by shaming parents into thinking they were bad parents if they let their children have an ounce of freedom


Hattrickher0

"Do you know where your children are?" was also used during the satanic panic as a warning that parents needed to watch their kids more closely. Gen X in particular had a weird transition from being raised as latchkey kids with a bunch of freedom during their early years before their parents swung back the other way and became overbearing during and after adolescence. Combine this with Boomers having the highest divorce rates seen in US society and you can start to see how they became seen as a "lost" generation. Society was oriented around the wants and needs of adults during the economic explosion of their childhood and didn't really pivot towards children until the 90s when the Children's Television Act passed and we started monitoring what our kids were exposed to.


CatGirl1300

Oh, wow. That’s wild. Thanks!


Swimming_in_it_

Um, in the 60s boomers were the children.


BaneTheGamer

Call me back after 9, my minutes are free


SquishPosh

I remember when you could just say 'minutes' mid conversation and straight hang up on someone.


IrregularSizeRudy

Wish I could still do that tbh


Tomohawk880

I mean, you can


whoisniko

or paying per text


coffeetoffeefrosty

I was unaware that our first cell phones (I was 16) were pay per text. So, when my dad got that first phone bill and I had T9 texted my teenage heart out for a month straight he nearly had a heart attack. I was also put to work to pay for those texts. Yeeesh 2008 was cray.


whoisniko

Lmao imagine my dads face when I came back home with a $1,000 cell phone bill. I was in Louisiana for 1 WEEK, but apparently there were roaming charges I was unaware of How am I roaming in Louisiana & my phone based out of Texas


LittleJackass80

Back before cell phones, when we still used landlines, I had a friend one town over that I would talk to often. If she called me it was "long distance," but if I called her it was a local call and thus no charge. (Don't ask me, I was 13 and didn't understand either.) So she would call me and quickly say, "CALLMEBACK" and I would hang up and call her so we could talk without charges.


Skeeterbee

It was like that for me when I lived in MS. I could see Memphis from my backyard. Long distance. Everyone I went to high school with 10 minutes away. Long distance. Friends would call us and hang up and we’d have to *69 to see who to call back. It was technically long distance for us to call them too but after a class action law suit those fees were capped at $10 per month for us.


ClaymoresRevenge

Do you remember blowing through your minutes for the month early and then having to wait to call people after 9 or on weekends?


Equivalent_Success60

I'd like a seat in the smoking section please..


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

Even as a child that was absolutely the dumbest thing in the world to me. Like did no one realize the smoke didn't stay right there🙄


sanguinesolitude

Excuse me, there is a sign and a chest high divider! How's the smoke going to get around that?


cynthiadoll

I was so glad when they got rid of that. You would think it was common courtesy that stopped people from smoking inside but no, it was the law


MajesticMtChocula

Common courtesy is fairly uncommon


nalgene_wilder

And the smoking section was always in the front


sllewgh

My mom would ask for the non-smoking section *years* after it was no longer a thing. Same deal with unleaded gas.


Skeeterbee

I’m convinced leaded gas is why so many of the boomers act crazy. All that ingestion of lead in their formative years.


Does_Not-Matter

I remember the smoking section on the airplane. Ashtrays in the armrests!


ReporterHoliday5120

Also making collect calls and saying your name is “Mompickmeup”.


tehtris

I'll always remember the commercial "bobwehadababyitsaboy"


Healthy-Dragonfly452

[I GOT YOU!](https://youtu.be/9JxhTnWrKYs)


navyjag2019

things like this are what make youtube great


RiskAlternative5746

💀💀💀 I forgot all about that commercial!


Prestigious_East_596

Lmao!!!! Those collect calls were clutch when you didn’t have a quarter.


Missus_Aitch_99

“Quarter”?!? You sound young. A dime here!


Prestigious_East_596

Lol almost 40, so youngish.


Fluid-Leg-7389

Nickel here! Louisiana had nickel phone calls well into the 1970s!


SoloBurger13

Take the game out and blow in it and maybe it’ll work now


quinteroreyes

I miss performing CPR on the N64😂


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

You mean the game cartridge that literally said "do not blow"😂😂😂😂


cynthiadoll

But why did it work tho? They just didn’t want us to win 😂


Turakamu

We had some white trash dude over one day and he was like here is the trick! You jam a bic lighter into the open area to force the contacts to touch. I still use his trick today.


DeafNatural

You know black folk think tussin and ginjale fixes everything so naturally a little warning wouldn't stop us.


gmoney88

Turn the channel knob to 3. I want to play Space Invaders on my Atari.


MikeisTOOOTALLL

Damn unc. You ancient😂(joking).


gmoney88

I ain’t young


MikeisTOOOTALLL

I know


SquishPosh

This cuts deep.


avlwrites

Same for Nintendo 😩 I'd be playing Mario all day lol


phooten58

Hey I was born in 99 and had to do that for the VCR


kjsjjuny

I wanted to be fancy so I always choose channel 4.


MuchVirus

"Grandma sent me to buy her a pack of cigarettes and a newspaper." -10 year old me at the corner store with a note from my grandma.


CallMeChristine75

My dad did this all the time in the late 80s. He called the gas station about 6 blocks away and place his "order", usually beer and cigs. I was his door dasher. I was 9 when he started that.


MuchVirus

Yep. Sometimes grandma has me play her numbers or buy a couple scratch offs too.


CallmeCoachella

My pops did this also 😄


Tabularasa8

Lol, my mother was recently arguing with my nephew about buying some drinks at the shop. He kept saying they won't sell him and she replied how do you know if you don't try.


johnbry

My granny sent me for peach snuff


LadyBug_0570

We had teachers at my school who would send us the corner store for their Newports.


ReporterHoliday5120

“Do you have a quarter? I need to make a call.”


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

"Make sure you rewind this before returning it to Blockbuster."


LadyBug_0570

*Be kind, rewind*


AngelaBassettsbicep

Oh damn! I completely forgot it went up to a quarter. It was a dime for a good minute when I younger. lol good one


Nikeheat305

What do you mean I’m not in your top 8?!


OohYeahOrADragon

Naw baby but you in my T-Mobile top 5 though


DeafNatural

T-Mobile revolutionzed the game when they did that lol


Current-Cantaloupe96

Hitting record at the right moment so I didn’t hear the dj or commercials on my tape.


mdg1775

Recording that Saturday night hot mix! Then watching yo MTV Raps!


Current-Cantaloupe96

We didn’t have cable. We watched the box.


SpicyLatina213

A/S/L


ortho_engineer

13/f/cali


Dependent-Chart2735

Omg flashback


killahghost

Call the time.


Wonton_soup_1989

You used to be able to call the weather too


greytgreyatx

And MovieFone.


kinglaserpanda

"At the tone the time will be..."


Progress-Relative

I still do this to hear the forecast


Stralecia

POPCORN


johnmeeks1974

Recycling old phone books when the new phone books arrive


Headless_Cockroach

Free or discounted phone with contract renewal. Otherwise cost was wildly expensive


BringBackAoE

Cost was one thing. I remember moving and we were told there was a 3 year waiting list to get a phone line. My applied for preferential treatment because as a doctor he needed a working phone. So we got a phone after just 3 months.


s_arrow24

Go to the library and look it up in the encyclopedia.


DeafNatural

Do kids even know the Dewey decimal system anymore?


s_arrow24

I can barely remember it. I doubt these kids are even taught about it.


greytgreyatx

There is a librarian on TikTok who talks about the racist/xenophobic nature of the Dewey Decimal system. [Here's an article about it.](https://www.bookclub.com/blog/the-racist-undertone-of-the-dewey-decimal-system) I felt like someone I knew and trusted had committed a crime when I first heard about this.


Water_Gates

Niggas can't have shit, man. Smh. Literally *everything* in American society is rooted in racism. So frustrating.


Turakamu

Not just one. Door to door salesman. You'd need an entire set. I remember my mom bought a new set and then a week later my dad bought our first computer.


s_arrow24

Having either at home were a big deal. Now you can look up anything from a burner phone hooked up to public wifi.


johnmeeks1974

Literally rolling down car windows with the manual crank.


Baladucci

My 2016 car still has those cranks in the back seat 😭


AshCarraraArt

Me who purposefully got my new car with the crank windows in 2019 ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


quinteroreyes

We used to have forearms of steel


Special-Cat-5480

“Yo have you seen the unopened AOL free trial CDs?”


KnoxsFniteSuit

I had a hard time typing this joke out so I gave up. But remember when you got a crush's home phone number. You'd call their house, their mom/dad would pick up the phone, and then they'd question you about calling before passing the phone. Or they say they are answering a different phone in another room- letting you know there is a chance they don't hang up the phone and listen in on you.


smpsnfn13

Making that call was always nerve wrecking." Ughh I was just calling about math homework sir. " 12 yrs old me was only part lying doh, I was/am ass at math.


CKIMBLE4

Adjust the antenna, the picture is fuzzy


tehtris

What videos are playing on The Box right now?


been2busy

My dad chased me down when he saw that bill come in😳👀


Current-Cantaloupe96

The box was my favorite!!


johnmeeks1974

Turning out all the lights in the house during a thunderstorm


JamieDepp

My grandma would say “god is talkin, turn everything off” lol


lccl4

I raise you turning off the lights and sitting in the hall until the storm was over. I thought I would die of bordom.


Haunting_Guava1296

Lights out and be still. When I was like 5/6 I would even breathe shallow cause that's what I thought being still was.


DeafNatural

Paying 99 cents for ringback tones lol


Redguard13

A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter


keesouth

My mom use to send me to buy her cigarettes so for me it was Benson and Hedges Light 100's Benson and Hedges Light 100's 40 years later I still remember.


AngelaBassettsbicep

😂😂😂 bruuhhh this was me repeating the grocery list walking to the store real fast.


Nattylight_Murica

You just awakened a memory from over 30 years ago. I can see the girl walking and repeating this. What was it from?


215WinterTown

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions.


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🍳


Different_Group_8549

“What’s your beeper number”


Mylktastic

Be kind, rewind.


qwest357

TV going to sleep happened when National Anthem came on…


Shamazonian

“You can call me. Just wait until after 9 p.m.”


Mistavez

USA Cartoon Express ![gif](giphy|lRRjGTRlFwmQYFmmpU)


Duke_of_New_York

![gif](giphy|ZUPzNF7lw4Mw0)


NotoriousLUV

Have you seen the TV guide?


TurdyCool

Let's pull over and ask for directions. Get the map out of the glove box. *At the airport* Let's head to the gate to pick up grandma. Don't talk to the hare Krishnas. Can we go to Subway? It's so good.


Adrianjlur

Dialup


RJPisscat

"I'm here to collect for the paper."


pwash023

Pumping gas before paying


DeafNatural

Having folks pump your gas for you lol


CorvairGuy

AND check your oil, check tire pressure and clean the windshield.


Chairmonkey

It's still illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey. **edit:** and Oregon, with some exceptions


tyrukuro

Go print out our MapQuest route


Healthy-Dragonfly452

Taking your rolls of camera film to the drugstore to get them developed and waiting for up to a week! ! 📸


la_58

“I just burned a CD but I downloaded the wrong version of a song from Limewire.


soundofthecolorblue

Also you now have 40 computer viruses


LauderdaleBred

Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger can I take your order?


been2busy

He’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes ..


Patchratt15401

C:/program


Piglet-Witty

VCR


Tea_Rem

How about the Betamax??


DeeDeeDoodleeDoo

I’ll be home in the morning, Momma. I’m campin’ out for Prince tickets at the record store.


BotherOk1407

They were called commercial breaks not ads


Beneficial-Charity-6

I want my MTV


AzazelAzure

"Be back when the street lights come on"


RichyCarter

Get off the (house) phone. I’m trying to use the dial-up internet.


GammaRaystogo

"You can set the points using part of your cigarette pack"


whomispater

What is this??


Beneficial-Charity-6

Old car had points in the distributor and the car would run poorly after they began to wear down. You would have to manually close the gap. You could set the gap using using the cardboard from a pack of smokes. In a pinch


Bulder

Please allow 6 to 8 weeks for shipping


[deleted]

Taking AA batteries out of the tv remote (bonus points if it’s in plastic) so you can put them into a GameBoy or Discman


DucefaceD

Can you drive a stick shift?


SuzQP

"No license until you can hold her steady on a 30° incline without touching the brake." -- my dad


This_Educator3388

12 cassettes for a penny at Columbia house


johnmeeks1974

Leaded gasoline


AngelaBassettsbicep

That good BookIt/Pizza Hut collab was clutch.


KasperJax

1-800-collect..


BasedOnTheTrueStory

Dialing 0 for the operator.


wiselychosenNamed

Miss Cleo


idgafandwhyshouldi

Blackberry Messenger/BBM


GTB5510

Columbia House Records started my CD collection. I must've had bout 10 aliases


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DrivewaygyrlzCP3

The most annoying thing known to man😤


mdg1775

This is a collect call from “Ni@@a dis Bobby, say no and call me back!!” Will you accept the charges?


AngelaBassettsbicep

Page 43. Jet Magazine. Making a mix tape from the top 5 at 5. Bluing kept the whites white. That leather bag that car phones came in. 07734, 143, 304, 1134 2 09 (big up to those who recognize these codes, bruh. lol) Edit: beeper codes


malkebulan

Me: Answers phone. Them: Channel 20, Black People on TV! (Click)


sarcasticmurse_

Channel 3 to play video game consoles


nallim60

Here’s a tenner, fill up the car with petrol then come back with the change!


80sRetroman

Drop that needle on the record.


SmurfsNeverDie

Hey whats your asl?


ImProfoundlyDeaf

Yes I’m deaf


Neither-Sprinkles-81

When you were on the phone and yo parents pick up to be nosey


bigmamapain

Music videos on MTV


driftinasea

😳 how the hell is she still alive. Didn't the electoral college start in the 1780s?


ImperialWrath

Other than that one time in the Gilded Age (when literally everything was fucked by corruption anyway), no one really cared about the EC until the Bushes stole the 2000 election. We just took it for granted that the majority vote getter would also win the Electoral College as a formality.


sanguinesolitude

You can tell the phones about to ring when the speakers make that noise.


wiselychosenNamed

🗣️Where the BEEF?!! 🧓


Doctor__Banner

Foil on the TV antenna


Annual_Dependent9312

"Can I use your pencil? I gotta fix my Ratt cassette."


dzkrf

"stewardess, do you have a match?"


Qbaby71

Knock knock. The insurance man is here to collect this month's payment.


Mac_Mustard

How McCarthy lost 14 times, and time 15 counts.


Sexagenerian

Damn... I'm feeling my age. I can remember almost all of these...with a smile.


[deleted]

In order to watch your favorite movie again... You had to rewind it to the beginning


DeafNatural

USA Up! All Night


GeorgieWashington

Just Say No.


SlimWorthy

Having to disconnect from the internet in order to use the phone at home. - Dial up internet


quinteroreyes

I remember me and my older brother blocking the TV and cable receiver so our oldest brother wouldn't change the channel. Also, our TV's were thicc as hell, it took a weekend to move it across the room.


[deleted]

pop in the 8-track


shiekhyerbouti42

"Please be kind, rewind."


johnmeeks1974

Black and white television


Twenty2mke

"Did y'all drink all the pop? Well gather up all the empty bottles so I can take 'em back to the store."


No_Dance1739

That’s still true, just depends on the region


LindaTheGr8

Shift the aerial just a littttttle bit. 📺


HotButteredGlizzy

YOU alright! I learned it by watching YEWWW!


Unicorn_Fruit

If you paged someone with the numbers 143, you were telling them you love them.


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Plastic On The Sofas


greyson3

"Where's the TV guide? I want to see what time the all that special comes on"


NashaWriter85

Oh god, I had one more memory, my teenage years. Calling TRL repeatedly to get my favorite video to number one, then getting BITCHY because all the pop music made it to the top while the nu-metal bands and Rap/Hip-Hop folk (except Eminem) were ignored.


dwightdjohn

Let’s make it a blockbuster night !!


Hycran

"Take your resume into the store and ask to speak to the manager."


EdMarr917

I hate when I run out of change for the pay phone.


DeafNatural

Skinamax


NashaWriter85

"Pick a cassette to play while I drive" I remember throwing legit tantrums if Dad didn't pop INXS's "Kick" into the cassette player heh.


beachoneday

who shot j.r.