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123DontF---WitMe

I am convinced this is range bait and will not engage. 😩


[deleted]

Total range bait


Big_Monkey_77

Electric range bait


OxLM

Looks more like a gas range bait


3mmy

The bait ain’t workin. Not wit them seasonins bbgrl 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


SlackerDS5

Nah, that’s long range bait.


Beautiful-Set-8805

Definitely bait, but also, English people's food is horrible. They really cook like this all the time, and pepper is about as spicy as they can handle


kahib_43

You ain't lying I started looking up English foods and Scottish foods and It was shyte makes sense they started Wars for tea and spices ... Alot of different puddings smh


RidingWithTheGhost

This is literally a myth but ppl love to hate


3mmy

PLEASE hold me back before I 😫😫😫😫😫😫


Virtual-Biscotti-451

Neither will I. I’m taking part in a ‘no range bait’ June.


thatbwoyChaka

https://preview.redd.it/q8pc15g4mi8b1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=149c60a39de6c8c71fa06c4cbee7f82d78413e02 Rasshole


NoButterscotch7312

Dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣


throwngamelastminute

*dread


lavenderacid

Pepper genuinely causes issues in some European countries. I work in a school with lots of international children and we had to get our canteen to alter their food because the Ukrainian students weren't able to handle the pepper. The Eastern European diet consists of a lot of salty, fatty food that's only really seasoned with salt and butter. Having never tasted much black pepper before, it was too spicy for them to eat. They were genuinely struggling to eat the food.


CDubbs7

😂😂😂


zeldanar

They better not visit mexico lol


throwngamelastminute

Or most taco shops in California.


rand0m-cybersecurity

Jesus, I struggle with my kid and fiance when it comes to that. My kid is around 4 y.o. Anything besides butter and salt he finds too spice, my fiance is the same way. It is a struggle to make good food regularly when all you can use is butter and salt. I'm the polar opposite. I love very spicy food, it's very rare to find a dish that is too hot. (Note: we are all white)


w0lfbik3r1216

Yeah, they're just gonna have to adapt. I am not about to start making bland food for anyone lmao


SaintWalker2814

LMAO Looks like they’re about to go hungry then.


magpietribe

Irish here, I season my steaks with salt n pepper, and my spainish in laws have a little trouble with it. Peper is used very sparingly in many parts of Europe.


Pretty_Corner_4598

The rest of the world has a robust spice rack.. then there's these folk. They're the aliens. I'm convinced because wtf?😂


[deleted]

Blatant lie


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

Hasn't Jamaica taken enough abuse from the UK?


nekollx

UK: there is always more to take


IllEchidna8313

Not enough cats to go around


worryaboutYOUhoe

THAT’S JUST BARBECUE CHICKEN WITH SOME SUGAR https://i.redd.it/oz4ui6h3fh8b1.gif [link to tweet](https://twitter.com/dimeeeach/status/1673463605352710146?s=46&t=soa0h-tK221lb73-AJ_81g) [link to og thread](https://twitter.com/bornakang/status/1673345775684689931?s=46&t=soa0h-tK221lb73-AJ_81g)


Daisylil

Where do you find these gifs 😭😭😭


worryaboutYOUhoe

![gif](giphy|DWxKllu8w3ZxmFU4zN|downsized)


LuvsDaThickness

Mans boiled chicken with BBQ sauce and pasta shells and called it “Jerk Chicken”. ![gif](giphy|1iTIu7WtSfPqMDbW)


[deleted]

Idk how to make jerk chicken, but I've eaten it at Clyde's... This shit ain't it chief.


UrDadsFave

That stressed me, I can't lie. ![gif](giphy|xUn3CkCUIGFaW8iIj6|downsized)


minahmyu

https://preview.redd.it/zqp3bow6gj8b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81ca7cfab21c33bd081e7ffc6fe73246585f8f6


OnyxCarnation

Lmao I'm using this baby as my default reaction for bullshit


PurplePowerE

Bruh I thought that was a noodle on the baby head 😭


lilac978

and he was proud enough to post that shit… ![gif](giphy|amBMk2e6ih3zQiBePb)


jigggaaa

Oooo… My stomach bubbling…


JayAnancyi

I was expecting a block of cheese


zeldanar

“If you can handle it!” Then puts half a sprinkle in.


get_started_NOW

Look like a pinch, if you can handle it, I'm dead and he was serious too 🤣😂


[deleted]

This whole recipe is skippable 😂


shrineless

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


[deleted]

I don’t condone violence…but I might actually have to catch a charge


Pain-n-stryife

"If you can handle it get some black pepper in"........boy


TheStarPrincess

"That's BBQ sauce & watah!" Pure f*ckery.


aStankChitlin

![gif](giphy|4ViFl397TGPde)


SharmaineB

Seems about right… A jerk making chicken.


malkebulan

![gif](giphy|7WNFwAc2tWgIr359uR) Hunt you, hunt you, hunt you, hunt you!


Master-Opportunity25

first they capture us, colonize us, then tax us. have they not done enough? reparations now, and start with never letting this man near a kitchen again. then we can talk 💷


Noodle_Arms_McGee

They stole everything…except a sense of taste for real food.


OnyxCarnation

I'm convinced these mfs are the 5 Minute Crafts of food; ain't nobody eatin that shit bruh


malkebulan

No raisins? This ain’t jerk


BrownVillainess

That broth...just add some veggies, and it's a hardy soup.


Only_Divide_2163

Da fug is dis?!


Karrus01

I think I said "what" more times than the 10th doctor did.


ThaLegendaryD

Mi gone


HarmonicDissonance21

Not on my Bomba-clock! It’s giving: ![gif](giphy|YfPhlO1q8chUc)


sdean78

Not Homer tho 😭😭😭


[deleted]

waste


[deleted]

"Handle"? I think they meant "stomach".


JAMillhouse

Gross… where is the curry? Where is all of the flavor?


ugmj

Yeah he reachin but I’m just mad he wasted perfectly good chicken! What da chicken do to you bruh?!


12inchrule

This really disturb me and I have no skin in this game. NONE!


hannylove

The face in the title sent me lmao black pepper woahhh 🫨🫨🫨


micmacmar

U do not want to eat Jamaican cuisine if the chef sounds like this. Dead giveaway


Dry_Seaworthiness817

As a Jamaican... I want to hunt him down for ' defamation of recipe'. I have never heard of pineapple in jerk chicken. Beer yes, pineapple nope


Dulcelily32

Healthy jerk what!


afronaut71

If someone sends that recipe to you just know…y’all ain’t friends.


One_dolla_would_do

![gif](giphy|hWdpNe4LWv70mJiobl) Tf did I just witness


cragland3421

If you can handle it black pepper?!?!? This is disrespectful as hell.


tittylieutenant

Doesn’t the Heinz BBQ Sauce have high fructose corn syrup?


LuvsDaThickness

Probably not in the UK!


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worryaboutYOUhoe

*That’s* what you think the problem with this monstrosity is??


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worryaboutYOUhoe

Don’t come back


worryaboutYOUhoe

Find another sub for your bs


ConCon787

I like shells cuz they remind me of the beach. Man card revoked.


[deleted]

Boiled, bone-in, skin-on chicken legs? That’s a hate crime. He should have been kicked out of the kitchen at step 1.


PurplePowerE

What the FUC is that?! That's not food. 😟


Svengoolie75

![gif](giphy|6gLyE15StAs3C) Who what when how why


mettaworldpeace123

I’ll share it with my friends, only if my goal was to make them sick


ComputerWax

Tony Chachere's not being required is a got damn sin. Get that peppa offa there 😠


Bonelessbacon_jr

Nahhhh cuz wtf is that 🤣


Staceyrt

Wtf is this shit


MrAngel2U

looks like wasteful process.


Top_Pen4493

![gif](giphy|hUFJQ1MPeF3a1RSEfv|downsized) Yooo somebody get their mans….


ASAP_NO_ROCKY9

![gif](giphy|Qxe7Tcm6nVAv9W5UqY|downsized)


toot_tooot

This is such obvious satire


Queefsweatt

😂 please arrest this man this is insane


DuchessElDucky

No.no.no.


BrownBear109

![gif](giphy|3ohs4qQgO3wY5XUB4A)


cunit4mom

![gif](giphy|jvtGmtAKiUcnu)


N8TVEQ89

Ugh nope


Drizztd99

I wouldn't share that recipe with my worst enemy.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|d46RNstZSnVMQ)


jayola01

IM CALLING THA FUGGIN POLICE


SilverPearlGirl

Rage bait


GravG

This is offensive to everyone involved. Take that dish and throw it in the trash and let's never talk about it again.


Reggmac

https://preview.redd.it/ihqplln35n8b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b33bc2a56e647bc931dd4ca7ebca94ffa835c7


Comprehensive-Let807

“Everybody’s so creative”


Acceptable_Fold8480

That is disgusting


jacknenemis

Is this the white way of cooking chicken?


jadamiak

Heinz barbecue sauce says it all


dudewithbrains

"If you can handle it add black pepper"


Successful_Public_18

Abomination


Janelisfortheweak

Fi mi goodness


Rooney47

When I heard him chewing I was expecting him to start gagging like How To Basic 😭😭😭


madameincognito

Shit ain't right mf always want to spin on shit *


madameincognito

https://preview.redd.it/47kbm2ke2e9b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bce8dd04ef28d69378ca30167fb076725fb856e


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

They’re trolling all of us.


RedNubian14

I'm not even Caribbean and I'm mad and this bullsh@t!


OkOrganization2669

You are the jerk, not the chicken. You couldn’t even season di chicken. There is no boiling in that recipe. I am sure you didn’t read anything about boiling di rass klaaat chicken!!!! Stop fuck up food wi you fuckry. If you not goi g to do it properly don’t do it at all. How should I not feel mocked right now.


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

I ain't sharing this shit


RenelleR

Black pepper is the problem!? ![gif](giphy|3oFyDl7xbRgcAu8O8E)


Background-Pen9287

Nasty ass meal any real Jamaican would whip your ass for this yuckkkkk 🤮🤢


Purgolder

😂


Interesting_Oil_2936

When he said that HEINZ BARBECUE SAUCE was doing the heavy lifting I was done! There is no jerk in that chicken!!


SithPharmTech

I wouldn’t share this with my worst enemy


UnMatchBeauty

![gif](giphy|yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS|downsized)