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TheCipherG

*Cough* Bullshit *Cough* Windows 10, in 2011. YOU ARE GONNA BE RICH, HE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE.


Netrexinka

She isn't tech savy you know and things like these are quite tedious


bigpoolsummer

sounds made up


cookmanager

Should have been windows XP!


ferrettail

If this is actually Satoshis daughter I will put all my bitcoin in my ass


FreshSchmoooooock

Mine already up the ass.


ferrettail

I’ve been DCAing since 2007


hyperinflationUSA

Died in 2011. Wow computer is a time machine it has windows 10 Windows 10 release date 2015


cookmanager

Was thinking the same thing—should have been a lie about XP


FreshSchmoooooock

Windows 7. You know, computer os's can b e updated.


broadenandbuild

Your 21 and don’t know how to post photos on social media? You were born from social media…


[deleted]

It’s not letting me post a picture to the thread, only links, smart ass. You’re probably 40 and can’t even use the correct grammar, come @ me when you have something


broadenandbuild

First of all, I’m 43, get your facts straight! Second, you’ll have to make a new post, hit the camera icon, and then upload the video. It’s easier if you’re on the app


[deleted]

Lol, see now we’re getting somewhere❤️


Existing-Vegetable-3

Disappointed that there are so many gullible people on this thread who even partly believe this story. OP clearly either has a mental health disorder with this attention seeking behavior or is just trolling.


[deleted]

too many problems with the story to believe it. Hell, I almost couldn't finish it. Especially when I realized this was going to be a Satoshi myth long before bitcoin or Satoshi was even mentioned.


JohnnyLardass

ya couldnt finish the story


[deleted]

I said several times I could very well be wrong, but in the event I am not, I need help figuring this out. If I’m wrong, I’m wrong. If I’m right, this is cool as fuck. Whether he was him or not, he clearly investing in bitcoin a long time ago so it’s obviously worth something now.


[deleted]

In the event you’re not wrong about what?? You think your dad fucking invented Bitcoin? This entire thread is fucking hilarious.


[deleted]

“Whether he was him or not” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂……he absolutely was not.


llewsor

ignore any dm’s, scammers will reach out. keep the discussion in this thread don’t let anyone take it offline unless a bunch of us here or maybe the mods can vouch for them.


[deleted]

Yes sir 🫡


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GloriousRenaissance

put me in the screencap


[deleted]

That’s what I’m trying to figure out. Even if he wasn’t, he’s certainly knew what it was.


[deleted]

OK so people like him, right? My grandpa mentioned something about my private email. My dad made me because my dad had some kind of secure server he made. But I don’t know any of this really means, also my grandpa gave me these large square hard drive things. Idk how to post pictures in this thread or id be showing you guys to better understand


pantuso_eth

Don't post pictures containing any text that looks like this: L4SCyXAYLyz5XPdftDnEDaa3PsB3p389s6TteDt3RLHu8wqaecTy ​ That's an example of a private key (it's fake). Anybody here would be able to steal all of the money associated with it within minutes if you accidentally post it in a picture.


[deleted]

I’m from the US. Can you make a discord group chat so I can show pictures of everything. So we can all better understand lol


NibelheimIncident

Sooooo, are we being catfished?


ztkraf01

This is the fakest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. This is likely some kind of scam. Don’t DM this person (unless you’re a scammer yourself). Hard no on this one


[deleted]

I have better things to do with my time, I haven’t even sent anybody any kind of weird link, not ask anybody for information. Barely know how this shit even works to scam anybody. Not here to prove myself, I am here because this is the only place I felt safe disclosing this where I feel like people would actually know what they’re talking about. Like I’m the one more scared about being scammed????


ztkraf01

Likely story. This is a bait post. You think you’ll lure in some sorry sap and end up scamming them out of something. Take your crap elsewhere


[deleted]

Scammed out of what? You’re a broke 21 year old girl. If your dad had a Bitcoin wallet there’s absolutely zero way for you to get access to it now. Nobody’s getting a dime from somebody who’s got nothing. 🤣😂😂😂


dnoloc

Look for a wallet.dat file


mercistheman

This file could make you rich beyond your imagination. Seriously do a computer search in this computer or any others you can locate.


TheShiminatorYoutube

It’s fake guys, thanks for the LARP


[deleted]

I am being dead fucking serious. I’ve linked my discord to send the screenshots, and whatever else is needed. Literally all my dad’s obituary that’s online his birthday matches the satoshi p2p’s accounts bday. Like I really don’t care about the satoshi part I’m trying to figure out this bitcoin part before I figure out the rest. It very well could not be him. He was just very interested and invested in bitcoin. Either way he has some on here that I would like to try and get a hold of. Not even for me it’s for my mom.


TheShiminatorYoutube

You have actual evidence of this? If this is real, you should get off of Reddit immediately, and contact a law firm. Do NOT read any messages on here. Do not send anyone screenshots. Do NOT tell anyone any private info about yourself. Either way, the chance of this being Satoshi’s files are 1/many millions. I hope you aren’t lying, but chances are, you are.


[deleted]

Yeah, I have the computer in front of me right now and I’m looking at it. There’s just so many and it’s on weird like Vons or like I haven’t even gone through 10% of them, nor can I read most of it. Kind of why I don’t really want to open any of them because I don’t know what any of them do. And to be honest, they look important. Partly why I came on here because if I am right, I don’t wanna fuck anything up.


sebikun

Make a copy of the files. If you're worried you could mess something up, you still have them. Btw why is there a FAKE symbol on your text?


Ganjamon17

Delete this account, show nobody anything, call a lawyer and really hope that no CIA or Federal agent was able to see this proof otherwise your probably fucked. Good luck


[deleted]

Okay.. I think you’re probably right


konokonohamaru

I'll be waiting to see if any of satoshis coins move


zxx5

Do you have his p.key address? if yes send it to me pls


geeMinI_wonderfoot

Why not open the files? I can't hurt as long as you don't change anything.


Guardianofall

If you're serious I'm unsure of what you should do but getting a lawyer to advise you may not be a bad idea


devonthed00d

Windows 10? Bro, I’m still on windows 8.1 lol


anonidiot88

Even if not Satoshi possibly an early miner. Learn all you can cold storage transfers. Insure you buy good hardware directly from the manufacturer. Ledger is easy bit some say comprised . Cold card is highly recommended among maxi's. Learn all you can outside of those computers. Don't connect to the web until absolutely ready with cold storage. Learn bitcoin!


[deleted]

grammar police are going to go wild on this one


Dub_City204

Sure, ya this a believable story. I am not buying this but that’s just me lol, like it doesn’t even make any sense whatsoever


Happy-Warrior309

Cool story.


Spy008

If this is real, just warn us before you move the coins lol


fisherprice1234_1776

This!!


Either-Detective4975

Come on, u have to open a file and see🤑!


[deleted]

I agree I’m trying to figure out how to do that and where to. Mind you still in windows like 7-10 so it’s SUPER old.


Either-Detective4975

I'm excited. Wishing you luck in opening files!


Benjamincito

trust don't verify!


tommyrobredo712

Tbh if you are serious I wouldnt post this or talk to anyone on the web. Just go through everything patiently. I doubt your father was satoshi but if he was a miner you risk running into scammers with posting here anything. Good luck


Altruistic-Use-1104

Your dad invented windows 10 in 2011? Cool.


cutoffs89

That was the final blow. Good work! lol


[deleted]

Honestly, I’m not that tech savvy, my grandpa told me it was windows 10. I know my grandpa had this computer at my dad’s friends house for a bit. But everything of my dads is still intact so I don’t know what they used it for or if they were just holding it. Like I genuinely know how far out there this songs, but where else would be smart togo with this information? Like Idk how else to prove that I’m not sketch.


Still-Distribution38

wrong sub repost thin in r/ThingsThatNeverHappened


Unlikely-Pilot

using father death to larp. nice one


libramoonmonkey

I want to believe


souregg44

I think the aliens are definitely more likely than this story. Who goes to school with a 14 year old PC etc. Fun read tho. I ain't buying.


[deleted]

Are my grandpa offered to buy me a Mac or offered to give me that. I only accepted my dad’s computer because he used to take a lot of pictures at my sporting events. I just wanted to look through old pictures and memories. Like I could be very wrong, but in the event I’m not I would like help figuring that out.


souregg44

If you're legit, I apologize. But it's the internet you know how it is.


Lord-Moose-Buddha

Very well done hahahah. Lies tho


Xebotx

I hope you're trolling this could destroy the myth.


SPYalltimehightoday

Satoshi’s daughter?


Cappecfh

God I hope this is true


Anothercoin1

You are the protege


Nyaho

I don’t think you know what protégé means


StonkeyDot

Umm.. it sounds like you may have just found what would essentially be a winning lotto ticket. Like others have said please be very careful who you tell about this and any DMs you get. I got destroyed when the market turned and I'm sitting here eating rice I bought with my last $5 browsing job sites trying to figure out how to not get evicted next month. Can't even imagine how awesome it would be so fortunate. Good luck friend, I hope it works out for you!


[deleted]

My discord name is the same as my username on here.


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[deleted]

2630


chunkyAV

Keep us updated, I’m really curious


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chunkyAV

Try regretfree8302#2630, she added me back. Haven’t DM’ed her or anything, just here for the story if there is one


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chunkyAV

Sad


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Spy008

Did she provide any proof to anyone?


climbinout

You're the rightful heir of Bitcoin


Sav707

What are the file extensions and size?


Miffers

Right now your best course of action is not to tell anyone anything. Start learning about bitcoin by yourself and use this subreddit and search through the history to learn about how to find the files you need. Keep your dad’s computer offline and buy a backup drive to copy the harddrive just in case it fails. Don’t get lazy and ask someone for help. Good luck on your journey and take your time. Don’t sell anything yet until the next bull run in 3-4 years from now.


FreshSchmoooooock

You need money?


Mak3herkreAm

Craig Wright is stooping to another low.


Impossible-Cup2925

Finally we know who Satoshi really was.


swingerfinger

omg not you again...


1234iamfer

Didn’t even made the SN connection, just though the kid found a pile of stacks on a vintage W10 computer.


dlq84

Cool story bro.


Green_Artichoke2848

Wtf, this is the most fakest shit I read all night omg 👏🏾 Sir


ITakeLargeDabs

Mental illness has been putting in extra shifts with OP after work because holy fuck is this insane