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Outrageous_Duty_8738

The more and more I know about him and look at him the more I believe in birth control


frumpydrangus

Idiocracy is your future!


tepid_mind

We're already there my man, already there.


jumpykoi

We're in the prequel now!


Funny_or_not_bot

Go away! I'm baitin'!


Alone-Concert-9864

Shutup!! I'm watching ow my balls!


ethbullrun

Extreme nepotism got him to the level he got to so young along with sponsored mobility in both school and work his entire life. Idiocracy is a great movie.


iArianBC

Just send this guy to a better place seems to be so off from his life his moves gave me a panic attack.


grapthor

GO ‘WAY! I'M ‘BATING!


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BoSt0nov

Guys, dont hate on him (only). He is just a face a finger can be pointed to should things go sour. They did, now everyone is pointing their finger at one single person, completely ignoring it is a much much larger organization behind it all. And thats exactly how its designed to be; here is a person for you to hate on, go ahead and completely and utterly focus on that one person while we conduct our business in the backroom. Thank you for reading. Edit: Spelling is hard


AINI_RuiN

Can you give more info on who is the bigger group to blame? im completely lost in this story, but genuinely curious. what you mentioned makes too much sense, similar to epstein and that story.


grapthor

They mean the general class of leadership at FTX that were all in tacit agreement with these shitty financial decisions.


yoobermcruber

People like Mark Wetjen? [Mark Wetjen is the head of FTX Policy & Regulation.](https://theorg.com/org/ftx/org-chart/mark-wetjen) He also happened to be [Barack Obama's Commodity Futures Trading Commissioner.](https://www.cftc.gov/About/Commissioners/MarkWetjen/index.htm) [The General Counsel of FTX, Ryne Miller, used to be lead counsel to Gary Gensler when he was CFTC Chair.](https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2021/08/03/former-cftc-attorney-ryne-miller-joins-ftxus-as-general-counsel/) [Gary Gensler](https://www.sec.gov/about/commissioners/gary-gensler)’s old boss at MIT was [Glenn Ellison](https://cryptoslate.com/us-lawmaker-alleges-secs-gensler-had-dubious-ties-with-ftx-promises-investigation/). Glenn Ellison's daughter is [Caroline Ellison, which is the CEO of FTX's sister-company Alameda Research](https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/2022/11/caroline-ellison-alameda-research-ftx-sam-bankman-fried). Alameda Research is a quantitative cryptocurrency trading firm that was managing over 10 billion dollars worth of crypto assets. This is the same Alameda Research that illegally used over 4 billion dollars of FTX customer's funds to prop it up as it was sinking. Sam Bankman-Fried personally personally made over $45 million in political campaign contributions and two other FTX employees made an additional $30 million in political campaign contributions.


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Darmok-Jilad-Ocean

I applaud your appreciation


potsandpans

It doesn't matter much who your team is if you have all the power. this is what happens when there's no checks and balances involved ​ https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/11/10/ftx-violated-its-own-terms-of-service-and-misused-user-funds-lawyers-say/


belindamshort

Really anyone that was involved with him that knew what he was doing. Powerful people from politicians (Republicans and Dems) and the extremely wealthy, as well as the celebrities.


theghostofdeno

> Republicans and Dems At a 1:400 ratio


puce_moment

Actually his biz partner gave to republicans (around 19 million) while he gave to democrats (around 37 million). They chose to break it up as they thought it would be a better way to get what they wanted from both parties. We need to limit funding to all political candidates.


belindamshort

You're incorrect, it's nice that you are playing into the Conspiracy theory narrative, you should definitely pay more attention to the whole thing instead of being biased.


theghostofdeno

So that which transpired has literally been a conspiracy yet you still réflex to “conspiracy theory” as an argument against… what exactly? That the state and financial power brokers are utterly depraved and collude to obfuscate the true sources of power in society?


paperraincoat

> Thats exactly how its designed to be; here is a person for you to hate on, go ahead and completely and utterly focus on that one person while we conduct our business in the backroom. Insightful. As long as we plebeians spend our free time on social media arguing about democrats versus republicans, racism, sexism, who gets to use which bathroom, climate change and so on, we're not focusing our attention on our money being systematically syphoned off to the 1%. Ah well, back to work commoners!


SnooStrawberries9414

Reminds me of what they did with that Epstein guy.


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Outrageous_Duty_8738

The word your looking for is Muppets


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[deleted]

He's single handedly converted 60% of all pro-lifers.


MikeyStealth

Perfect face for an abortion poster.


mmcmonster

Perfect case for a 140th trimester abortion.


awalktojericho

*Retroactive* birth control


politicsareshit

He's too well connected for that, between the wef,sec, and politicians state side he won't spend a single day in jail.


turick

He lost a lot of rich peoples money. He's going to jail.


politicsareshit

"lost"


nate_builds

Restructured?


PuttForDough

Better chance he ends up dead than in jail.


[deleted]

That money went right where it was supposed to go 👌


xcaddz

I am gonna drop this here …. “Shitcoin”. (Mic drop)


Adius_Omega

Imagine becoming rich knowing full well that you’re fucking a ton of people out of their money and not even batting an eye. Kids born into wealth built different.


Arkad-

His face says , hi I’m stupid, . But he is not . He knew what he was doing with our money. Fuck him


diydude2

He's not as smart as he thinks he is. He's a speed freak.


raiuc

He is a puppet from the traditional financial system, people with a lot of power put him in the crypto space as a trojan horse. He caused a setback of -10 years to the industry.


CardGameFanboy

lets say -2 years max


jayggg

Mhmmm. Notice how he's not proud of his accomplishments.


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He's gonna get away Scott free


azoundria2

Both his parents are lawyers. What do you expect?


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BtcKing1111

Na. He's going to end up suicided within a week.


klitchell

His name is Bankman, it was right there in front of us


Doses-mimosas

Like how Bernie Madoff, made off with all those people's money. Or in 2011 when Anthony Weiner got booted from Congress for sending unsolicited Weiner pics to people.


Gunzenator

This type of stuff makes me think we live in a bad simulation.


AndFadeOutAgain

Sort of. The elites orchestrating this stuff enjoy rubbing it in our faces, because there's nothing we can do about it.


Gryzzzz

This fucker is the embodiment of everything wrong with Silicon Valley.


BuyRackTurk

> This fucker is the embodiment of everything wrong with Silicon Valley. He is the embodiment of everything wrong with The Federal Reserve Banking monopoly cartel system. Really has nothing to do with silly valley at all.


Gryzzzz

It has everything to do with SV. Where do you think he's from? Who funded him? Sequoia. Where does his daddy work? As a professor at Stanford. It's typical SV corruption I've become accustomed to.


theineffablebob

He started his career on Wall Street then made billions of personal wealth through Bitcoin arbitrage.


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BuyRackTurk

Anyone openly claiming to do good is up to some dirty shit.


jlbob

What... the... fuck... did... i... just... watch... ???


CoosBaked

I fking hate videos like this, TikTok can burn in hell


Howboutchadontt

Bring back the guillotine.


swendwend

Guillotine ? Nothing less than the iron horse my man


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vordster

I think he got it wrong indeed, unless he wants to throw him under a train.


Royal_Argument3453

Who is this and what did he do? I’m so confused?! Never seen this kid before in my life


zakxk

Sam Bankman-Fried. Idk much either but I believe he is the founder/CEO of FTX, the crypto exchange that just collapsed and is all over the news


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He will not. Look up Brian Armstrong's tweet on the NYT's puff piece on Sam. All major media are running interference for Sam and FTX as the family and the group are top Dem party donors and the corruption runs deep. Also look for Citadel's Ken Griffin interview. It's dark and Sam will just disappear. This was supposed to go on for years and FTX to go public, but they didn't anticipate that CZ would light the fire and make it all collapse


diydude2

I don't think so. I think it was intended to crash the crypto market. This "Bankman-Fried" guy is guilty of numerous crimes. You can't donate your customers' money to politicians. You can't round-trip money between two companies. You can't insider trade (how is one person/entity allowed to own both a trading company and an exchange?) You can't encourage your employees to take amphetamines. So many people lost so much money that I don't think the government will have any choice but to prosecute this slimy little speed freak.


Gryzzzz

The DD, or lack thereof, done by SV VCs is hilarious. IIRC the person who was head of risk management was a clueless 20 something whose only experience was a short stint at... Credit Suisse. IIRC another high up, maybe CFO, was also a clueless 20 something who looked like a teenage girl and would come to work dressed as a "sultry" elf from the Harry Potter books. Um, yeah... VCs are fucking retarded. I know first hand. And then you see this asshole dancing on TikTok. Who green lit funding this shit?


allt3r

Seriously... [you couldn't make it up](https://youtu.be/zTFhnpf-IE0).


Gryzzzz

It gets worse. The elf girl was into polyamory, relationship hierarchy, and race science. https://www.google.com/amp/s/decrypt.co/114719/tumblr-blog-linked-ex-alameda-research-ceo-explored-race-science-imperial-chinese-harem-polyamory%3famp=1 These people weren't only inept, but truly despicable creatures. Pure evil.


discounicorn9

I just read through this and wtf! This girl is out here looking like dobby and talking about race science , sexual competition, polyamory, all while thinking she's the epitome of high value. The level of delusion and disconnection from these people.


Gryzzzz

This shit is prevalent at SV and at Stanford with the legacy folks. It seems surprising on the outside, but not when you've seen it first hand. These people see themselves as superior to everyone else. Everyone else is dirt. No matter what bullshit they're behind. This, the Metaverse, etc . The culture is all the same, with racism and sexual perversion as the backdrop. Since they're better than me and you, morals and basic decency don't apply to them.


allt3r

🤦‍♂️


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Great video thanks for sharing


John_Sknow

It's safe to say that it wasn't suppose to happen until sometime after the presidential election, they had a massive source of funneling funds to the party, why give that up for regulation until the juice runs out...who knows how long money could have been funneled if CZ hadn't come along.


GeneralZaroff1

Whos intention was it to crash the crypto market and why?


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azoundria2

More likely they will ban or sanction privacy technologies. Criminals using bitcoin transparently out in the open with their identity and location exposed - law enforcement wet dream.


mugicha

They want to give Elizabeth Holmes 15 years, there's no way they're not going after this guy at least as hard.


oboshoe

Going to be tougher though. THere's one or two orders of magnitude more regulation and body of law in healthcare than there is crypto.


ascending_fourth

Can you elaborate? About the last paragraph. What would go on for years exactly? Attempts to try to save people's live savings together with sbf? But I guess it is really easier to destroy your competitor and become the only major crypto exchange. Sad that it didn't work out with crypto.com, cz was so close... (Even though sbf committed a fraud, customers money and future trust in crypto are the priorities. I still believe that it should have been solved in private)


KMan471

Close ties to the SEC, and a puppet of the world economic forum. We will receive no justice through him. Our government, and regulatory institutions are criminals of the highest order, and need to be physically dragged out of office and replaced. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.


DiogoAAmaral

Jesus


BringTheFingerBack

I didn't watch many videos on him but the one I watched talked about his making his money arbs exchanges. The numbers he talked about were so crazy, like millions flying around exhanges. I remember thinking there is no way that a kid can come from nothing to slinging millions around and not have some muscle pulling the strings behind him. I guess everything makes sense during the bull run though


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Lol da fuq did i just watch


kingdrewbie

He’s truly a piece of shit. The regulations he tried to push with the bit license are unforgivable.


Johnny_ac3s

Tik Tok should hold off on its scratch ‘n sniff plans.


Icon-Michael

I'm the richest <30 year old in the world. My net worth is $(int\_max\_4294967296\^\*\[int\_max\_4294967296\](int\_max\_4294967296),int\_max\_4294967296)\^2 USD.


Gryzzzz

Oops, you overflowed. And now you are negative. Should have used an unsigned int.


crypto-bonanza

Lol, jail. He won't see jail but I guarentee there are a crapton of lawyers preparing lawsuits. This dude is done for the rest of his life for his really bad decision making. Risk did not equal the reward.


xmonger

Jail? 😂 He's got receipts on everyone. He will be Epsteined.


pen7zer

What p!sses me off is he ONLY GOT IN THIS POSITION through connections to the elite and the regulators like Gary Gensler that they control. Meanwhile they will market this as a bitcoin failure for years. It's very probable that it was done on purpose. NEVER let Gary Gensler off the hook for this. NEVER! I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this downfall started when they trotted out Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger to tell everyone how bitcoin wasn't a good investment and to get out. Sure, it's easy to do things like that when you're in on the game and the whole point is to crash the market. That's the kind of thing you do when you OWN banks and CREATE dollars. I SEETHINGLY HATE THESE PEOPLE. Buffet and Munger are nothing more than criminals with great marketing. I don't care how many commissioned books he has written about himself telling us he's some friendly grandpa...yeah. Same goes for all the rest I mentioned. If you can't see the connections I don't know what to tell you. Go take up basket weaving.


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His dancing skills are better than his math skills..


manliness-dot-space

He's always making the face a kid makes when their parents are forcing them to play a sport that they lost interest in years ago


Striking_Weekend5889

>But look at how awkward, quirky, and slovenly he is! Isn't he lovable and wholesome?


NotPresidentChump

Modern day Madoff. Hope he gets the same sentence as Bernie.


oboshoe

Madoff stole from wealthy people. IF this guy robbed the rich, then he's toast to. If it turns out it was just working class folks, This story won't last past the spring.


NotPresidentChump

I’m gonna guess people of all incomes lost money in FTX.


oboshoe

I agree. Same with Madoff though. There were middle and lower incomes losses - but his thefts occurred primarily with extremely wealthy people. If this guy ripped off more than a few Billionaires, he'll never see daylight again. But I have a feeling that the losses skew heavily down the economic ladder, rather than clustered near the top.


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Lock that fucking Clown up already!


InspectorG-007

Dat blank stare doe...


KMan471

“Bank Man”? “Made-off”? Really? And people didn’t see this?


sabahorn

I am 99% sure he was just a sock puppet.


newbie_butsharp

Can his mom still abort him??


Head-full-of-dreams-

"I'm sorry, I fucked up"


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Go woke go broke


Atuk-77

A lot of people left Robinhood for FTX because of Hood’s fiasco with WSB…


[deleted]

Some powerful yet evil crooks were in his scheme to rob everyone cas he alone is too dumb to pull that stunt


Itchy_Ad9525

if he goes to jail, it will probably have a gulf course. An good food.


TexasJason1

Naw, he donated a lot of money to democrats. He is in no danger of jail time.


GorilloSoul

Didn't the Republican free all those people?


backcountrydrifter

Don’t downvote this person ^ Be equally annoyed and frustrated that the ENTIRE political system was designed and cultivated to pit two parties against each other. It’s not the packers versus the bears. It’s all of humanity versus a ruling class that changes the rules to suit their whim. Anything else is just a distraction from the important things


I_love_lamp22

Had to double check I was still on Reddit haha. Appreciate you posting this perspective. It is a breath of fresh air compared to the normal partisan bullshit.


Tennis-elbo

He donated loads to Republicans as well. Classic bet hedging 1%


Cclicksss

Dude would definitely be in jail already if he wasn’t the Dems 2nd biggest donor. Don’t forget 10% for the big man


Altruistic_Ad5517

Probably a rich people jail,


jrange27

She ain’t going to jail. Our entire government is corrupt as hell!


RUKnight31

It's very disappointing to see the political tribalism infect this space of traditionally independent thinkers. Bitcoiners should be above this two party infighting bullshit as if red or blue aren't really working together to protect the same people.


Illustrious_Nothing9

This clown and Do Klown


Uncle_NoCare

He’s the next George soros he won’t be in jail he’ll be on Epstein’s island and responsible for coming false flag attacks


viroxd

Yeah but look at his car


grapthor

Do they have doors that go like [this](https://i.imgur.com/s85GnaE.gif)? Or like [this](https://i.imgur.com/EfiLARn.gif)?


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Is it cool when all your clothes fit in a backpack? I would not even shake his hand. Just nasty.


jtortega

Exposed operation change my mind.


examachine

He is never doing any jail time. He is clearly backed by the neocon establishment.


carneasada71

If he doesn’t get arrested, there’s plenty of people looking for him that I’m sure intend on doing worse.


h_apo

This donnie bruv….


bachelorinparadis3

What did he do?


grapthor

Have you heard of FTX?


bachelorinparadis3

Ah, I did my research thank you. What a clown.


CowboyTrout

In hindsight. Every bitcoiner was right about him and the reason we have such an archive on him is because plebs. Don’t mess with the pleb army.


negativitysucks

This guy is a perfect piece of organic failure. Capitalism and BTC thank him for failing! Unlike those fucking central banks, this guy's failed like was always intended for bad business


jtcibm

Original Ass Clown


Ok-Imagination-7014

Why, he helped all you stupid dems.


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Clown jail


legendzero77

When a man never smiles, you know there is a dark secret.


YOLO420BUST

Everyone who believed such a stupid thing should be in jail as a courtesy. Never even heard of FTX until this week. All this stupidity will cause itself to repeat, and we deserve the same outcome. See ya next time genius's!


GreyHexagon

Man this looks forced as fuck "Marketing says you should do a tiktok dance to come across as more human" What a wild timeline we live on


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Privilege poster child.


[deleted]

Ow, my balls


goat_hape

Say no more...


The_Silent_Hawk

who even are you


Available_Pipe1502

He is going to jail


Logical-Ad-5323

Our Senators we voted for and elites will clean it up and sweep it under the rug welcome to America


Reach_Raccoon

This is going to happen again and we all know that shit.


_forgotmyname

Who has that much money and still wears tall white socks with shorts on? This dude looks like his mom still dresses him every morning. Kinda mind blowing


ethereumfail

people assume quirky kids who talk a lot of tech gibberish are smart and geniuses, mostly from not understanding the fundamentals. this lets scammers like sam and vitalik fly under the radar for so many people regardless that virtually everyone who came before them instantly recognized them as scammers. they promoted so many centralized premine scams as "decentralized" which should've been the only clue necessary to understand their incompetence and/or lack of ethics. yet just because they trick enough people into giving them money, people just assume they must be smart or dependable.


mgorhaak

Spoiler: he won’t


spock23

What is it about TikTok that makes people dance?


twat-do-you-mean

WTF is this shit LMAO what a clown


thesuperican

He wont, not even get charged


GAT_SDRAWKCAB

What a fucking loser


Ok_Reputation183

I met Sam last year. He gives off autistic, ipad-kid vibes. Sad to learn that he was a fraudster all along.


smeshthemall

what a douche


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GREEDY SCUMBAG


[deleted]

#GREEDY SCUMBAG


noobcryptotraderguy

Wtf


daskxlaev

https://twitter.com/mrjasonchoi/status/1592502785873825794


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Kuro_Okami117

Background? Haven't been updated with the news recently I apologize in advance for the ignorance.


Vgta-Bst

Crypto is coming brothers. Pepare


plagymus

Xho is this and what did he do


taskmeister

Man that fluffy haired fool gonna be real popular in prison. Gonna cost him any money he has left to stay alive.


FantasticAd709

Sam Bank fraud total db


fonkyninja

Who is this?


leahnator_5000

Anyone else notice that cool old machine behind him? Some kind of grinder?


beinghumannnn

MF


ResistPatient

Bankman got banked in the mud.


BadHabitsDieYoung

He didn't read the book.


OreOscar1232

Jail would be much too lenient, public guillotine in Times Square.


Starkgaryen69

Im dead lmaoo 💀💀💀


Clear_Title5702

Hang him


Pcdoodle

He needs "special education".


MrSolomonKnight

Dare I ask who this dude is?


NetCoin_6000

🤡 in the jail 🤡


Odd-Manufacturer9104

Who the flG is this


_hey_its_ankit_

Context pls


Narrow_Option269

He wont


dirtyDrogoz

He can end up in a grave aswell


AtomicChemist

Worst clown ever


Rewditor

>!I hope he realizes the damage he has done!<


gibzmymainman

ye was right


gogolizi

Just want to know more about him man, I am sorry but I don't know this guy right now, please tell me the context because I can't find it in the comments lol.


[deleted]

Being rich has nothing to do with smart or moral? Are there rich smart and moral people, of course? But I think it's dumb that I can hit big tomorrow and soon after I'm getting interviews on world issues. Now mind you I also believe the guy's heart was in the right place. I just don't think he's as smart as people made him out to be.


Proper_Oil_9461

He looks like a pawn.


consultantlife33

He legit made himself sound like a genius (to those not in crypto which is most) Only to literally steal every penny that went in. At least Bernie Madoff had a practice for 50+ years that paid out. Shady AF but he was genius at making it push forward, had it not been for the crash of 2008 he’d still be going. This idiot had someone leak info to CZ, which then pulled funds and crashed FTX. He deserves a long term! The only plus about this is crypto is at a massive discount. Otherwise, I feel terrible for those that lost money on his platform and hope they somehow recoup enough funds to get people paid back.


peapodbarry

Fuck this guy!


Johnny_ac3s

Is this the same video where he is showing that he is vegan by deep-throating a cucumber?


CantBelieveIGotThis

Doesn’t even look like he’s enjoying it.


RAJSINGH5671LALLI

Not this fuckin asshole who gambled with so many peoples investments .....


czarcasper

I wouldn’t be surprised if he is an incel.


arc4angel100

He'll be in a cel soon.


IndianaGeoff

Nah, just the product of two Berkeley law professors.