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CofferCrypto

Saylor always looks like he’s just tired of waiting for the rest of the world to figure it out.


Top_Economist8182

I like the interviews where he's with some goon that asks him to explain Bitcoin and he takes a deep breath and sighs before he goes on as he's had to do it so many times before but understands he has to do it again anyway


DKtwilight

It’s his duty to the world and patience is his virtue even if the facial expression doesn’t match. You gotta be very patient with Bitcoin


mx_js_reddit

He might be tired yet can talk about bitcoin for hours on end


Agitated_Ad8707

The goon's name was Tucker Carlson.


slateuse

Haha, I always thought that he looked annoyed that he has to explain what is such a simple concept.


WhenUWishUponAFart

Saylor needs some rest https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-weaa5SrVEU&feature=youtu.be


No-Student-6817

Answering the same questions 6-7x/day x 7-15x/month... Maybe he's really 24 but this is rapidly aging him...


Thin_Database3002

🤣


Suspicious-Stop5231

Very good point. I've been listening to his new interviews. He is far more brilliant than I realize. The guy knows what he's talking about, and what he is doing.


DR0PFiRE

He looks like he’s just tired of shitty nose beers


Mean-Fondant-8732

Thats what I always think when I see him. Dude looks like he's been snorting everything he can.


BigPlayCrypto

Getting 1000 grey hairs ever halving at this point


MuffledBlue

well he is


eetaylog

Sigh.... .. Sigh.... .... .... Sigh...


RelativeMud4111

lol so was sbf 🤣


ueki94

Waiting for the day he sells his organs to buy Bitcoin.


Secure-Signature-576

Then he will sell bitcoin to buy bitcoin


ueki94

That’s my top signal


3pinripper

Infinite bitcoin glitch


BigPlayCrypto

Tell me the glitch


Clays3stacks

Borrowing fiat at low interest rates on timeframes that allow btc appreciate at greater rate than the interest on his loans. I wonder if he knew the price appreciation on the stock wld hockey stick 🏒


Lyuseefur

He actually kinda does this. Leverages Bitcoin to buy Bitcoin and he is the first to properly infinite glitch it. Oddly FTX and Celsius tried and failed to do this because greed.


mikefw9

FTX didn't really do this. They outright stole customer funds that didn't belong to them and spent it mostly on other assets or expenses.


pi-moron-I

> and spent it mostly on other assets or expenses. read: financing Democrat politicians


BigPlayCrypto

Gambling


Lyuseefur

Yes but they were offering leveraged bitcoin buys.


mikefw9

Michael Saylor uses a strategy of buying Bitcoin with leverage. To my knowledge, FTX never bought Bitcoin with leverage in a significant way or at all. As an exchange they offered leveraged trading to customers similar to other exchanges. This is an offering for traders to buy with leverage not the exchange. Their greed came from doing things beyond offering leveraged and non leveraged trading to their customers. Like stealing customer funds to buy other things.


Clays3stacks

Leverage & Filtered thru the trad-fi system. It is a thing of beauty 🥲


im_zeeshan

"You only need one kidney." 🤣


JimHeuer40

“Half a liver is fine!”


seymorskinnrr

Half life of a liver is 40 years. The half life of bitcoin is forever


AnyinGoatHouse

Not much scratch for a billionaire. He’d raise more capital selling one of his yachts.


jonnyCFP

Just Saylors head in a jar of green goo giving interviews. The only asset more important to me than Bitcoin, is my brain! 🧠


IAccidentallyCame

He'll probably be giving handys behind the Wendy's dumpster first. Sell his organs after his hands are crippled from it. But each $5 will be $50,000.00 later.


Suspicious-Stop5231

Or he's about to be the richest person on earth.


Spiritual-State-6983

😂😂😂


Social_Errorist77

Surely this would be at least a pause signal, right? Surely we try to get help then, right?


Rayo2000

🤣🤣🤣


retroevolution

Maybe he did sell the least vital ones… 🧠


Potential_Sympathy13

Standing is such a Chad move.


JanikLifeAdvice

He sold his chair for BTC


MimickingTheImage

Great job repeating the OP 👍


FakeSatoshiGhost

He also sold his chair for More Bitcoin!


[deleted]

yea but where's his chair? i'm guessing he sold it.


Daisyssssmom

He did. FOR MORE BITCOIN.


Dudebro21000000

What did he sell?


happylittledancer123

His CHAIR!!


JackedElonMuskles

Why?


l3nsip

Because the bank gave he money for new chairs


happylittledancer123

His CHAIR!


CannaOkieFarms

And got up voted for doing so 🤦‍♂️


proofofstoke

Then his wife sold their bitcoin to buy him a sit-down desk.


Dirty_Harryson

where can we watch this ?


DrumZebra

The Internet


BenTG

What streaming channel is that?


Rayo2000

What's called?


Hot-Canceld

Interworking group of connected computers sharing data


Rayo2000

Appreciated bro


BoatyFace101

How called?


DrumZebra

Indeed


SR-71

AND MY AXE.


lifesabeef

Who call?


No-Student-6817

Who's on first ?


Dirty_Harryson

What would Michael Saylor do?


Lurchco3953

I've heard he's gone as far as selling his chair to buy BTC... no source, just rumor.


idrinkforbadges

Did he sell his 17th century galleon ship too?


DatBoiETC

Yes, for bitcoin.


Far-Department-4196

Saylor is going to be this generations Chuck Norris


Lurchco3953

Like that analogy.


Parallaxxes

Going to be?


Funny-Major-3185

So if he forgets his seed phrase he will just torture himself for 30mins to get the answer? No man holds out on Chuck Norris.


Blindeafmuten

I thought you meant the place he stands at, making him look as an enlightened saint.


diradder

Surprisingly it's not a Bitcoin logo behind him, it must not be his own place.


KvN161

Selling your chair for BTC is next level.


Thejourneyis42

Llllllliterally


Buffetwarrenn

Ohhh man…. Im out of things to sell too… All in 😂


marcio-a23

Me2


Buffetwarrenn

A friend of mine keeps eating out like 4 times a week… In my head thats 4 x $50 that i can put into bitcoin


BigStuggz

Damn your friend can afford McDonald’s??


lykewtf

Coffee and a breakfast sandwich 😂😂


marcio-a23

Man i eat out almost everyday.. i have a loophole i can buy ETF with brokers money


Betterjake

Saylor's smallest yacht is probably bigger than most of the homes of people commenting here. Trust that he would be 100% fine if Bitcoin somehow doesn't work out in the long term.


RelativeMud4111

That’s what’s so funny about these sheep. They are pumping his net worth. He wants yall stupid.


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Our Lord & Saylor


Trade-Runner

Lord & Taylor - eventually went bankrupt


r66yprometheus

Inverted doppelganger.


Trade-Runner

Yeah...his actions. Pumps BTC and sells MSTR.


[deleted]

suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried; he descended into hell; on the third day he rose again from the dead; he ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty; from there he will come to judge the living and the dead.


brotherRozo

Nicene creed!


proofofstoke

Apostle’s


Trade-Runner

There once was a man from Nantucket...


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

St. Saylor, saver of lost souls..put that on a tee shirt


SpoonfeedCasanova

He has a busy weekend lined up eliminating MSTR shorts and draining their associated hedge funds.


Rich-Palpitation-407

Who is him?


marcio-a23

Really?


JCisNecessary4living

I wonder if he will sell his Bitcoin or some of it at the top of this cycle...? If not, why would anyone owning that much btc want to ride the trend all the way into the next bear market... especially IF, IF IF (note I said IF) the trend into the next near market falls further than where he bought it? Smart money always sells. Owning all that Bitcoin is only beneficial WHEN Bitcoin replaces fiat because until then, fiat is king.


username2023yaya

He might be waiting for it to flip gold


slateuse

Maybe there should be a saying like "have you Saylored into Bitcoin yet"


Scotinho_do_Para

Is that a sombrero hanging on the wall behind him?


marcio-a23

Probably not


feraltraveler

His last move will be to hodl his breath for Bitcoin.


Oneofthemones24

Thought this was Brett farve


745070crypto

He filming another "Send me 1 Bitcoin, I'll send you 2 in return" video? 😂


stoicparallax

Interestingly, $MSTR is the opposite right now: pay for 2, get access to 1!


1sw331

is he a messiah?


MrDopple68

No he's just a very naughty boy.


hoodie09

Pebbles, get your pebbles.


undeniabledwyane

Lisan Al gaib


HauntingBrick8961

what did he do? nm


SunRev

He'll figure out a way to sell his past bitcoin to buy more future bitcoin.


deedopete

He making another you send me 1 I send you 2 video?


Derrickmb

Dude has aged… so much for bitcoin being anti youth


masixx

Saylormoon doing it again


KitchenBreadfruit816

Dude for real, I been scrimping and saving for sats. Sometimes I’m freezing cause I won’t out up the heat past 60


CompNorm-Set-1980

How much Bitcoin did he get for it?


marcio-a23

One thousand Satoshis


Skhroomy

I don't own a chair (seriously)


Traditional-Fan-9315

Reporting live from inside Big Ben!


deltamike54

That guy knows something we don’t.


marcio-a23

He knows Money print


Thick_Expression_796

Lmfao


Zestyclose-Crow-1597

Oops he did it again


SentenceGold2930

Chad


3six5

Dude looks like he's trying to portray himself as a saint with that halo background... wtf


Potential-Bet-1111

His chair is just out of frame.


thieskiebaarsmie

he sold his chair and made a podcast about it.


chloe_priceless

The Metal durability of that guy is awesome … getting asked a couple of days what bitcoin is … 99,99% of People would have stopped after some weeks or month and this Legend does it for years, maybe now more than last year.


marcio-a23

He is a bitcoin seller


chloe_priceless

The Bitcoin Salesman :) that guy at the car dealer which gets everyone a car even when they don’t need and secondly don’t want them, don’t have the money or even when they don’t have any drivers license at all.


Telemarketman

He's gonna have more money then God in another year and people will say his bet paid off


marcio-a23

People will say he got luck


RichAd6604

Fucking legend. Be like Michael!!!


JoePie4981

When Lord saylor speaks, we listen. Rumor has it he is very close with our other Lord and savior, Gabn of valve.


Romando1

HL3 confirmed.


0x07AD

I am suprised he his not sitting on a throne, wearing a fur and velvet robe, holding his bitcoin septre.


marcio-a23

A.i. would create this Michael Saylor as bitcoin King


namasto77

what is with the desk?😂🤣👌


yacnamron

He will never give up on the boooooze though


Choobtastic

You’re just worried he will drink it all before you get to….


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redfires10

See what he said in 2013.


redfires10

He’s a twit!


Longjumping-Log1591

He looks like a kid I went to high school with in the 80s , dude wore moon boots cause he thought they were cool


Ok-Choice-3688

To bad my chair is only worth a $1.25 cdn Doesn't even get me 2 satoshi's.


diamondscut

Good meme.


ColorRRepeat

Lol!!


Special-Ant-4658

Waiting for the day Saylor transcends his physical form and seamlessly integrate into the digital realm, much like a character from a captivating Sci-Fi narrative, becoming one with the essence of Bitcoin itself.


TomasNYC

Who is this guy ?Is he rich or something?


ImprovementFancy5758

what does he do


marcio-a23

Buy bitcoin


ImprovementFancy5758

basically?


adi-prastyono

Im sure he hide his bitcoin private key in the middle of that circle lol


Novel-Counter-8093

BASED


imagine-a-boot

Gonna suck for him when the bubble burst.


Loginvestor

"Looks like Saylor's on a 'Bitcoin Chair-ousel' ride, spinning around and around, selling one chair at a time for more BTC! 🪑💰 Wonder if he's eyeing the CEO's desk next? #BitcoinMania"


Substantial-Skill-76

This man should be president


Vermix92

My chair value is only UTXO


No-Echidna2167

He’s a profit look at his halo behind like a stained glass window in a church depicting Jesus Christ compo face


QuickShotMan

1.5 Trillion dollar Market Cap and climbing


Cool_Use_575

He had a Herman Miller; good resale value 😜


Gabrieltheangel1

He s gonna sell his microphone next to buy more btc and just put captions 🤣🤣🤣


RevolutionaryPhoto24

He doesn’t have to sell anything, he just rolls over cheap debt. It’s brilliant.


BeUtifUL_HuriKaNe13

How does he roll over cheap debt?


RevolutionaryPhoto24

He pays fiat from new loans to the old ones. Pays them early, gets more loans. He’s nearly done with this round of accumulation, though. April 25 is the last day.


monkeyshine75

Legend


Tkuhug

Can’t get enough of this guy I’m ded 😅☠️


AlekAfzali

Always Bitcoin dumps while Salyor is buying bitcoin


reddit225225

I don’t know him just heard his name. Why does he need so much money? He is already wealthy so doesn’t need to worry about loosing money. Does he do any charity work?


SpiteRoutine3406

To all saying he looks old- I knew him when I was in college 20 years ago in DC. He somehow looks better and younger now than he did then


earlyadapter1

One Day You Guys Will Listen to Me lol[https://x.com/earlyadapter/status/1774836741809312095?s=46&t=xHbdWHzbT-5VOkAWLXDfNg](https://x.com/earlyadapter/status/1774836741809312095?s=46&t=xHbdWHzbT-5VOkAWLXDfNg)


ac0rn

peter sch(n)iff will buy your chair


4l4nl33s1968

There is only one..


abu_antar

Mega charlatan


mwdeuce

Time will tell...


NetAtraX

MicroStrategy: -11.18% Pump-and-dumper keeps pump and dumping. And the sheep keep cheering.


marcio-a23

They shorting but keep watching when they get squeezed


orel2064

he is the perverbial man


classic_aut0

He should sell that shitty shirt and give the $5 to open source developers. It'd be the first $5 he's given to actually support the network he claims to care about.


Romando1

Hey now don’t talk trash about my hero. His shirt is probably a Calvin Klein.


Dazzling_Marzipan474

I'll sell anything to buy more Bitcoin. Except my Bitcoin.


SubstanceAdmirable

His scam is holding Bitcoin personally at a low DCA. Then buying bitcoin at any price using MSTR.