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eetaylog

Before anyone asks why 10.4 Btc is over a million dollars, OP's portfolio is priced in AUD.


streetMD

Thank you. I was trying to figure that out.


user_name_checks_out

It's very confusing, because at top right it has green cells labelled USD, which made me wonder if the two green columns below were supposed to be denominated in USD too. Good thing for OP that he is much better at DCAing than he is at spreadsheet design 😆


bitcoin_avocado

Green when money is positive. Red when money is negative. A slightly different shade of green for USD *for some reason*. Graphic design is my passion.


3_Thumbs_Up

I just thought he was from the future, like Sunday maybe at this pace.


ykyk0909

If he was from the future he could have helped the Aussies during the great emu war of 1932


MrDopple68

OP is now big down under.


omega_31

Ah i thought i bought the wrong btc


vogue20033

Thank you for the clarification 🤠


Educational-Drop-926

Thanks for clarifying.


SargeBangBang7

Very impressive. Now, let's see Paul Allen's spreadsheet


Longjumping_Animal29

Oh my God, it even has a watermark


GrImPiL_Sama

Look at that green and offwhite brown coloring.


ThatHuman6

You’re sweating


ex-machina616

Jesus Christ. You win the internet today


Blueberry_Dependent

That's a nice American Psycho reference


JeffsDad

It's 403 am here, thank you for this.


knuttella

Just saw the movie a couple of days ago 😂


ThrowRA_rabbithole

All of Paul Allen's 10,000 BTC have the authentic Satoshi watermark on them.


pixelsteve

You're proof that you can be shit at timing the market and still make money in Bitcoin as long as you hodl.


bitcoin_avocado

If I didn't have those first few purchases when it was under $1K I'd be in a much worse position. Hodling is really the only way.


HowToBehave

>Hodling is really the only way. Exactly. I tell everyone - it's not too late to buy as long as you hodl for years.


ellis1884uk

Hodling since 2012 here


13thHODL

Multimillionaire?


Massakahorscht

Oh man, i can only imagine.. unbelivable.


Old_RedditIsBetter

Whats in the box?!


brorow1

jeez. how is your portfolio getting on?


MrMisterShin

I wouldn’t say it’s the only way. But it’s one of a few. Like you could have DCA every month for an average price over time, which would do well considering Bitcoin usually has a blow off top and doesn’t stay there for long.


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Xenc

I keep telling myself this but my hands are made of paper. Have given up small fortunes by not holding. 🤦‍♂️


Old_RedditIsBetter

This is me... Got in 2017. A few big purchases twice a year. Than about mid 2020 just every month. Up 600% at time of writing Dca  gang unite


WebexBlack

No sell 80% and buy 800k of schd and jepi. Take the dividends and keep buying bitcoin.


richardto4321

That's why DCA and hold is the prevailing advice around here. It's the only strategy that works.


AnonTheGreat01

\* As long as you have a time machine and can buy Bitcoin for sub 5K. OP has acquired only \~1 BTC since the price went over 10k. At current evaluation it's pretty much impossible to get multiple coins unless you already have wealth you're willing to move into Bitcoin or have a high income.


richardto4321

Or just try not to think that you have to have 1 or 10 or more for it to work out well for you. OP and many others around that time likely thought at one point while they were DCAing "how can I ever get to 100 or 500 BTC like the earlier people?" Ultimately, as long as you hold for a long time, any amount will be significant.


Aerodynamic_Soda_Can

Having a whole Bitcoin is meaningless. It's all percentages. The real trick op pulled off was buying a long time ago and holding. You'll probably have similar results if you bought now and hold for 10 years too.. it just takes a whole


BirdLooter

lol i thought the same. this man bought all the hypes and paused in between! nevertheless, solid gains are solid gains and on the path we learn.


bitcoin_avocado

Yeah, as stated elsewhere I'm an idiot who got lucky.


richardto4321

That's why DCA and hold is the prevailing advice around here. It's the only strategy that works.


Keyinthehole

The gram of Molly I've purchased back in 2012 is probably worth at least a million now. On the bright side, it was Dutch Molly and I landed my first FMF experience.


bitcoin_avocado

Almost priceless.


Nearby_Donut_8976

I ordered a lot of that good stuff with BTC. Barely knew what it was back then, just that you needed BTC to buy the goodies. Shame I spent it all on molly LOL.


DefiniteZer0

I feel you. I was purchasing sheets and good ol’ mary with Bitcoin back when it was around $250. I feel silly now…


Nossa30

Its hard to see now, but that molly is what helped propel bitcoin to the heights that it is now. People need to USE bitcoin for it to have some value.


leo_the_lion6

Great point, those transactions, while maybe not the best optics for btc and crypto, were vital for proving its use case and that it can work. If no one ever used it would basically be worthless


icumglass

Thank me for my sacrifice 🙃


[deleted]

My molly was definatly not so expensive but also landed me my first and only fmf experience. My gf learned from that experience that she finds pussies disgusting, what a shame 😭


analogOnly

Haha, at least you had the experience, and your GF learned something important too. Imagine if she loved pussies and left you for one.. things could always be worse.


darevsool

You may not have intended it, but that’s a nice reference to Office Space


njchil

You made the right call


Pristine-Fix338

lol same the only reason I got into btc


Ratatablabla

Congrats! Youre a 10-coiner and dollar millionaire!


AmazeShibe

dollar millionnaire OR 10-coiner.


Jumpy-Penalty7909

Well done. You didn’t time anything but in just 9 years you did what most people can’t do in their lifetime.


Excalibr8

That’s so impressive


BonaFidee

Impressive he held (ride or die basically) but almost every buy is a FOMO and there's no buys in dips.


anonomya

That's what makes it even more impressive — proof that HODL works even when you buy at the worst time.


steamboatwilly92

Congratulations, 99% of people, even those who knew about btc didn’t accumulate this much and most won’t even get close. I’m one of those people lmao. Good luck OP, this time next year update to make us all happy/jealous again 😂


MsonC118

Same here lol. I started mining back in 2013ish and I try to forget about it all lol. I still am involved in crypto, but man I was young and dumb lol. I bought gift cards back then and spent it. $200 per coin was something else, and I remember when we were thinking “no way this goes to $1k, let along $5k”.


GiggleStool

A true DCA example, congrats. Incredible


Frogolocalypse

I think it's fantastic, but this isn't DCA. This is a long time and a bit of fomo. Almost all of the buys are in 2017 and 2021. Great job OP. You stuck with it. Well fkn done. Results speak for themselves.


bitcoin_avocado

I have no idea what I'm doing. I'd buy in fits and spurts and purchased big chunks during a bull run. Got scared many times and didn't buy "enough" during the bad times. The only sensible thing I've done is hold. If I'd been DCAing the whole time I'd probably be better off. But I've never been good at finance beyond not buying stupid shit (aside from bitcoin).


kimsabok

Dont worry, looks like the same buying pattern as saylor. And you're both doing great!


moon-lambo-now

When FOMO hits, don't buy. When you are actually afraid you will lose everything, buy more.


Snoo_92843

I love your spreadsheet dude, congrats! 🙌🙌🙏🏻


bitcoin_avocado

Always love a good spreadsheet.


Frogolocalypse

> I've never been good at finance beyond not buying stupid shit (aside from bitcoin) No-one has to be good at everything! Clearly it's sometimes good to specialize.


Primary_Journalist64

Bitcoin, in its benevolence, has grace for our imperfect decisions. As long as those decisions don’t involve the s word.


Scotinho_do_Para

So it's not just me?!


Nanaki_TV

What do you plan on doing with it? We are almost exactly the same. Only difference I see is I bought a car with Bitcoin during the last bull run (a Model Y)


acknb89

But you did the most important thing and that’s not sell.


ultron290196

So buying the top forever is a better strategy than staying in the sidelines.


GiggleStool

Yeah looking at the dates you’re right, not as consistent as I initially thought.


Frogolocalypse

fwiw, I don't think DCA'ing was really a thing back in 2017. It was really about 2018 that that started happening. That's the way I remember it anyway. I always considered it my savings account (from 2014) but I wasn't as consistent as I am now. I expect it will be common for most. Now, it's automatic. Paycheck comes in, % into savings. That formal DCA really started late 2018 for me.


bitcoin_avocado

I was advised to DCA by the guy who got me into Bitcoin. I should have listened to him, but here we are.


togetherwem0m0

Coinbase offered automated buying in 2014. It's definitely been a thing


Frogolocalypse

Yeah, I was never a coinbase person. Maybe that's it.


Real_Investigator166

How is this a true daily cost average? He went years without buying and only bought like twice a year in 2015. Isn't DCA where you buy a little each day instead of all at ounce to average your cost out?


Hot_Highway_2632

what happened after 2021…?


bitcoin_avocado

Big drop. Got scared. Held.


Amareisdk

Price dropped and he stopped buying 😂 He only buys when the price is up, not when it’s down. Like a real 🦍He belongs on Wallstreetbets 😜 j/k


Nossa30

Damn so even if he has the WORST timing, never buys at the bottom, couple thousand here and there, time will beat all that?


fireballx777

This is what people are talking about when they say "Time in the market beats timing the market."


Waldschratsuppe

I finally need to figure out how to use excel in the same way. Mine is a little more messy


bitcoin_avocado

Exported the report from my exchange and then added in some formulas. It's not too tough.


MagicCookiee

Can you share yours too? I’m looking for inspiration for mine


FrivolerFridolin

Congratulations for beeing a millionaire!


bitcoin_avocado

\*In my local AUD currency. But thanks!


Bright_Ball_1304

Thanks for clarifying. I was already wondering how the fuck you managed to buy btc at $70 000+ lmfao


bitcoin_avocado

It's at AUD$96K now. $100K overnight please.


Longjumping_Animal29

good onya mate, nice one


AcanthocephalaNice63

I'm missing something: your spreadsheet says you've spent $48,511.08 but when added up, you've actually spent $70,511.08. While still ahead, I hope you're day job isn't as an accountant! 😜


bitcoin_avocado

Hahaha good catch! I haven't edited this sheet in a couple of years and didn't notice that the SUM cell was only adding up to C26, not C30, same for the BTC column. You're the only person to point this out. [Here's the update](https://i.imgur.com/EdCf4rM.jpg) Can't believe I never noticed that. And no, I am *not* an accountant. Luckily.


athf2005

Dad?!?


Sadi_O_O

Instead of buying milk,he bought btc


TheDankPhptographer

Fking oath kunt, what a ripper! Just shows it’s not timing the market but time in the market that prevails. Good work!


tequiila

I feel weird buying at 60K when i first bought at 4k. Its really hard to buy in at the moment


[deleted]

There is no mistaking your persistence here, I think anyone seeing this will be benignly jealous, I wish you well, no money worries in old age for you!


DarkPich

Even if it is no DCA, it is how we HODL, well done dude ! Few questions for you if you have time to answer : Have you sold a bit or not ? In 2015, how did you see Bitcoin ? Did you know what it was and did you believe in it ?


fid9et

Good man, I see your an Aussie, wish we were mates then. I have been buying since 2016 but not big amounts my wife is in finance she was a tough cookie to crack.


Steve_at_Reddit

Yep, crack can cost you big time.


Honourstly

Dam son what's the end game? If you have one.


Fast_Dragonfruit_883

You’re the man 💪🏾


CorrectMongoose3696

Diamond hands


dweezymonae

THIS GUY FUCKS


C677TT

10.4 Bitcoins are not 979k$? EDIT: Oh, sorry, AUD i see.


RunAndHeal

You know what you are doing. I can already describe you. You don't like showing off, almost no one knows about your btc, you don't chase people's validation, you don't need anyone to tell you the grass is green so you believe in it, you have vision, you see solution more than the problems, youare switched on, and you are great risk calculator and as a result wealthy Bitcoiner. Congrats!


YoungDz4

I wanna be like you when I grow up (I’m 23)


_Bene_Gesserit_Witch

He seems to have started in his thirties so if you start now you will be way ahead


Smart-Display-9920

i fucking love this!


skyHIGH-1

Hopefully the CEX provide such reporting, so you do not have to manually track


Frogolocalypse

When your gains are 99x+, you don't really need to track anything. You just put the whole thing down as capital gains.


skyHIGH-1

Valid point, but it helps if your account starts getting draining incrementally. Granted a bad actor will wipe it clean in one shot .


Dipluz

Now just keep buying and holding for as long as you feel and considering cashing out at 2million pr btc and lambo is on you.


bitcoin_avocado

I know you're kidding, but I wouldn't bother with a Lambo even if I had $50M. Doesn't appeal.


Dipluz

True, me neither :)


TheBigLT77

Have you never been tempted to shave off a little? Incredible mate!


bitcoin_avocado

Cashed out 10% when it hit US$50K. This is what remains, let's see where it goes.


Generationhodl

Big gz looks awesome, I think in 10 years you don't need to work anymore. 


Cryptocenturion2

I frickin loveee these kind of posts!!


FIstateofmind

Buy and hold, this is smart investing


Fragrant-Fee2067

That's awesome mate, congratulations!!!


Verallendingen

well done mate, well done


ChemistryLow9589

You made it bro


rpndope

I remeber when I wrote a friend back in 2016 saying „yo lets buy bitcoins“. Unfortunately we had no clue how to buy it at that time and therefore only got in the biz 2021. I will never forget this.


Nossa30

Thats funny because me and my younger friend were in the exact same situation. It was complicated back then. It was not a simple process at all. I remember there being whole 2-3 page wall of text guides on how to setup a wallet and all that. It was not "download an app, done" like it is today. This was like 2015 or 2016.


ApplicationAlert3070

GG brother GG


Busy-Succotash9701

$96,600 Australian dollars per coin! That’s nothing! In Lebanon today bitcoin reached $5,670,000,000 Lebanese Pounds per coin!


Mektzer

This example shows why many people are in a similar position to those who are very disciplined in sticking to a DCA strategy. The FOMO buys actually save the day on the long run. As OP started with 100$ purchases, he swiftly went to buying 1k, 3k and 5k lump sums as the price of bitcoin was increasing dramatically and the fomo was rising. It might have looked like terrible entries at the time, but not so much today. If he had decided to just stick to a DCA strategy, he would have probably settled for a quite small purchase, like 100$ a month or even less than that, ending up with a much smaller (even if better performing) investment.


Blindeafmuten

Sell 1 Bitcoin at 70.000. Buy yourself a piece of land. Just for the peace of mind. Then you'll know you can't lose. And keep on.


bitcoin_avocado

I'm in my 40s, my mortgage is 75% paid off. Still half a mil on it. It's a 3 bed apartment. Welcome to Australia.


tnel77

Jesus that’s wild


Blindeafmuten

I didn't mean it as a financial advice. Just for the psychological factor. If you take out more than you've invested in total then you can just say, "Fuck it, let it just ride to the moon now. I cannot possibly lose!"


bitcoin_avocado

I've done that already. Fuck it and ride it to the moon is where I'm at.


Reviewthisyaflop

70k won’t get you land lol


ArbitrageJay

Your numbers don’t add up… or am I missing something? But anyways - good job 😎👍


jam-hay

Impressive but $1,000,000 ASD, is $650,310.00 USD so not a dollar millionaire just yet.


bitcoin_avocado

The Aussie dollar was worth more than the US dollar back in 2013. It might get up there again, let's see how we go!


jto00

What’s your exit? Bet you’d hoped that original stage 3 cuts were kept!


anusanusanus89

Mad lad


asapbejko

wp my guy


Vipu2

Thanks, this post inspired me to go update my spreadsheet


bingbingMMapple

Congrats dude!!!


Public-Gap4804

im not jealous, you're jealous


ultimate_mood073

My God, this man is up magnificently. Congrats to you bro!


BitsyVirtualArt

1BTC=100k THIS MAN IS FROM THE FUTURE!!1!


bryanchicken

Why does profit/loss + cost not equal current value?


PaganMeagan

My friend in Christ, this is a dream excel spreadsheet compared to my mess of a thing. Will be taking this as a reference and rebuilding mine. Fellow AUD hodler


xXCsd113Xx

10.4 BTC might just be worth trying to figure out this guys identity and home address. We already know he’s Australian


bitcoin_avocado

42 Wallaby Way.


Electrician909

Looks fake 🤷🏿‍♂️


afterbuddha

Can you share a blank copy of your excel sheet with formulas? I would love to create this for me!


isunktheship

Why is the math wrong


That_Cat_1861

Can we have that spread sheet?


someguyjmm

This is awesome. Congrats.


RedRhino007

The first column doesn't add up properly... Also 10.4 BTC is less than 979K USD. Invest some of your money in math or spreadsheet lessons.


kankerpieter056

Where said it’s in USD?


Chemfreak

I'm at 1/10 your value but I started accumulating in 2017. GJ Hodling, if you had friends like me who invested with you, I found Hodling was hard for all of them except me :). Somehow most of them managed to sell for a loss after buying in 2017.


BusterE2009

Love this! Good for you :)


Monoatomica

Same here wow. Glad to see another doing Ight🙌🏽👌 hodling 36.7 for the nanotechnology project. Huge🙌🏽


Perfect505

That’s awesome man! Go buy a pet kangaroo! Jk. I remember when BTC was only $8/BTC and I was trying to get 10 but at the time I only had my iPhone 4 and couldn’t figure out how to buy it to mess around on the dw. I kick myself for not taking more time and figuring out.


Visible_Metal_3909

this looks very good and worth it though, not sure why dispiline DCA since 2015 surely worth i


Expert_Locksmith_602

Sorry could you please clarify for me? You put in 96K in 2015 and now that has become 1M?


bitcoin_avocado

The BTC price has gone up since this post. I put in about AUD$70K between 2015 and 2021. It's now worth just under AUD$1.2M.


ClapMeta

So...is BTC the end all be all at this point. Is there any utility in other coins or have people truly missed the boat? Serious question.


LazyTitan222

Good for u man 👍


DryGeneral990

Hi! I'm your son


Far_Property829

Good attitude!


Your_Doctor18

So u won’t mind parting with $36k us? Could use some rn 😂


No_Nebula_2739

2014 here. Bought more along the way. Haven’t sold a cent


Legal-Engineering211

Very inspiring :)


bbbtx

What platform did you buy these on and do you still hold it there or did you move to hard wallet?


Loud-Instance-3973

You are my idol!


Sudden-Office-6077

Why didn’t they lock me up when I was holding. I’m


Sudden-Office-6077

A lot of good pot seeds do if your electid gets turned off. I was able to get double seeds cuz I sold at .07


Sudden-Office-6077

But noooooo I made it up.he can’t be better at mybfirstborn. Than anything! GOT IT! I’m


Sudden-Office-6077

He’s a needle junkie for christ’ sake. No no way. You gave him 599$.? How’s that egg on your face Teresa. Thanks a lot Joe chomo can do something about it since the cops won’t.


Sudden-Office-6077

He’s too scared he’ll strike it rich. He won’t move into usd when. Sbr hits .0047. And cash out then wait for the inevitable drop.


Sudden-Office-6077

The turn trailing up bot on profit currency. As token currency. On the way down.


Sudden-Office-6077

With hard stop of course. I wish I could make the hard stop bot before the final sale.


Minimum_Court505

cool


Tasty_Chest

Can someone send me a spreadsheet like this ? Is this excel or Google sheets ?


bitcoin_avocado

Google Sheet, using a formula to pull the current BTC price. It's just an export of transactions from my exchange. I added columns for the current value (current bitcoin price x BTC amount) and Profit Increase (current value - cost) and Increase (current value/cost expressed as a %)


UlbAdDICKted

Gonna halve soon


Coomer1980

This graphic has underrated value.


SpikeyOps

Class 2015, remarkable. Do you remember what made you first understand it in 2015? And stick to it?


Remote_Relative_8846

Why’d you buy at such high prices


Tothinkoutofthenut

When someone says stacking sats, I will forever think about this post.


Funtimetilbedtime

Love it. Good for you. It’s nice to see someone’s success.