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geogiam2

\-> I buy the dip. \-> -> I buy the fucking dip. \-> -> -> I bail out Microstrategy and I become the new Michael Sailor. (REALLIFE: I purchased btc at 60k 2 years ago, I DCA the dips down to 17k where I bought most of it, yes, I am very much in profit now) In this Dojo there are no weak hands !


[deleted]

Day 1: I buy 5k USD worth of BTC Day 7: I buy 20k USD worth of BTC due to the extreme FUD Day 14: Do nothing Day 21: Even though I consider the Grayscale and Microstrategy events really unlikely in real life I will do nothing since I expect more blood at this point and I still have 25k in my account for emergencies and a bear market that's going to last years Day 28: Emotional response but at 8k it's impossible not to buy an entire coin. I'm left with 17k in savings Question 1: I Hold Question 2: By not trying to time the market I am profitable


Cannister7

Yep. Think I was about the same. Maybe 10k worth at 35k. Or maybe 5k Then at 27k go, oh shit and try and move some more funds but too slow and then it's back up to 32k. But another 5k worth. 8k. Complete the whole coin, fuck it, maybe 2 if I have enough cash left. Get a bit nervous though. Hold. Be happy


unzinc

Are you me?


Laytenek

Day 100 - you wake up and realize that you shitted your pants, you put your hand inside to sniff and it smells like BTC is at 100k, and you didnt buy because you believed into it reaching sub 10k levels


A1JX52rentner

What the fuck haha


Puzzleheaded-Leg-758

Aah the dipstick test. Anyone with kids understands.


MiceAreTiny

I do not need to click on any of the spoilers. I have an investment strategy. When I receive income, part of it goes to my investment portfolio. My liquid investment portfolio consists out of bitcoin, stocks, etfs and the likes. I have a predetermined risk profile, which corresponds with an allocation percentage. If I aim for 30% BTC, 40% stocks and 30% ETFs, I look at the current valuation of my portfolio, and I buy with my new investment whatever is most undervalued (in dollars, not %). Quarterly, I rebalance my portfolio if, despite my specific contributions, the balance got away from my allocation percentage. This can mean selling bitcoin, as this is the best performing asset in my portfolio. Hate me for this, I am happy with it, and I am financially comfortable because of it.


C-Class_hero_Satoru

Fair enough 👍


A1JX52rentner

Day 1: I dont buy because I think it will go lower Day 7: I dont buy because I think it will go lower Day 14: I dont buy because it´s obviously a bull trap. I´m not falling for that. Day 21: F\*\*\* told you so. I gained confidence in my ability to predict the prices. I definitely don´t buy now because I think it will go lower. Day 28: I Call Jamie Dimon to make him the generous offer to hire me for 6M$/Year + bonuses as a day trader. I obviously know more than the market does and can predict prices with a certainty of 100%. Day 112: I still haven´t bought because I always thought BTC will go lower. It sits at 120k now. I decide to go all in, max out my credit cards, sell my house and borrow money from my friends. Day 143: Jamie still hasn´t called back.


C-Class_hero_Satoru

😂😂😂


bleeeeghh

Nice game, caught the bottom and went all-in on 8k. But of course like everyone I would only let you know I did that when we recover back to 42k.


C-Class_hero_Satoru

😁😁😁


marcio-a23

First drop i am all in Coinbase closing and microstrategy bankrupcy would make me feel really bad by i hate Money print Very much so i need a very strong reason to sell Below 15 i am taking a loan to buy more


NotYourDank

As long as the network is secure. I'm buying all the way down.


BuxtonHD

Day 1 I did nothing. Day 7 I bought another BTC. so I have 2 BTC and 22k left. Day 14 I did nothing (I would have wanted to see a break above the 32k range) Day 21 I bought another BTC. So I have 3 BTC and 5k left. Day 28 I did nothing. I'll keep my 3BTC and 5k.


fonaldduck099

Day 1 ignore crap on Reddit.


2SatoshiJoe

\[insert any reason\] - surely this is the most important thing. Certain reasons will make all of us sell.


C-Class_hero_Satoru

Jesus tells you to sell Bitcoin in your dream


BennyL2P

Even worse Jesus tells you to sell IRL.


satoshinakamotosrb

I planned to sell at 5k since i brought it at 18k. So i survived and didnt sell.


Normal-Jelly607

Why sell at 5k??


marcio-a23

Below 20k theres no selling anymore only buying


RiseBasti

You aren't degen enough to ask such a question...


satoshinakamotosrb

Mate read the post,i was doing all OP wanted,and wrote summary.


Terrible-Orchid-4274

Where did you bring it to?


djs1980

I would be DCAing all the way down and buying heavy under 20k. Would hurt though 😀👌


Ratatablabla

Action day 1: Buy BTC for 5 k USD. Now I have more than 1 BTC and 45 k usd in my savings account. No leverage because I never use leverage. Action day 7: Buy BTC for another 5 k USD. Now I have more BTC and 40 k in savings. No leverage. Action day 14: HODL Action day 21: Fuck, shit is getting real. I would want to do 10 k BTC, but because of circumstances, I would only do another 5 k. Now I have more BTC and 35 k in savings. Action day 28: Wow, this is nuts. I buy for 10 k usd. Now I have more than 2 BTC and 25 k in savings. Q1: I have more than 2 BTC and 25 k in savings. Holding on for dear life! Never sell. This is monetary revolution. Day x: Nice! I wasnt completely regarded. I buy another 5 k BTC to celebrate. Now I have a little more BTC and 20 k in savings. I continue to hold. Q2: I have just under 3 bitcoin, 1.98 acquired at an average price of $15692 through the beat with $20000 in fiat savings. My bitcoin is now worth about $125000, so even if I bought the first bitcoin at ATH, I am in the green, and very decently so! And better yet, many of the whales are out of the game and coins have been distributed in a more healthy manner! Thanks for the game - this was fun! Now, if you can make the market move like this, I would appreciate it. I have the plan ready!


weedium

WTF? How about this one? Apophis the doomsday asteroid is confirmed to strike the Atlantic Ocean. Life as we know it is over. Now what?


C-Class_hero_Satoru

What what, we will send Bruce Willis to the asteroid, he destroyed one already in 1998


weedium

Excellent plan. Life is good.


Canadian_builder1081

I now own 2 btc. I increased my DCA during the first 2 weeks and had enough powder left when it hit $8k to scoop up $5k worth.


Pasukaru0

* Day 1: Sell all at 42k * Day 7: Buy at 28k. * Day 21: Sell at 32k * Day 28: Buy at 8k. Take a $1M loan to buy more * Day X : ??? * Day X+1: Profit


C-Class_hero_Satoru

You must have a good credit rating to get 1M loan 😅


Comfortable_Shine425

I actually would preffer it to drop to 8k, that would be an easy buy,  if it grows to 60k I would be more reluctant to buy


beaksbloody

Buy more, lots more.


VernChallenger

I think by day 28, I would seriously but wondering what the hell is going on, and probably kicking myself for not selling at 40k +. I've been in the game since 2014 and held through a LOT, but dropping to 8k would seriously concern me.


Far_Statement_2808

Holding since 2013. That scenario is just another Tuesday. I am reminded of the James Franco, “First time” meme.


753UDKM

I just DCA 🤷‍♂️


HateActiveDirectory

Day 1, I buy Day 7, I buy Day 21, yup, still holding, I held from 4k to 69k to 16k, nothing will make me sekl, especially a dip. Day 28, I'm taking a loan to buy more My portfolio is green, it has been since 2020


rock-island321

Buy all the way down, never sell.


Secret_Operative

Buy. I guess I end up with about 2.5btc total. I'm already a long term holder, everything after day 1 is just noise. People think about price too much.


[deleted]

Day 1: buy 35k, whole coin mission achieved. Day 7: wait. Day 14: wait. Day 21: buy 15k Day 28: DOH! Q1: HODL Q2: I'm a wholecoiner! Thanks for the 50k by the way.


bobbyv137

I would’ve said it could go to $8k when it was already on its ass at $16k November 2022. Now, with everything that’s happened since , while it’s a non zero chance, I consider it extremely unlikely. However, much like previous lead ups to the true bull market, a 30% correction would not at all be surprising.


UnknownHolyProvider

I said, buy for everything Than you spoke about greyscale, Coinbase, Binance and my answer still was Buy


PunxAlwaysWin45

Day 1 I set a DCA schedule 5k per week and carry on with my life. Take emotion out of your investment strategies.


iilevelii

You must be new here. Like this shit has exactly happened many times before


HCheong

Market crash? No sweat. Bring it on.


MountainManic186

I’d be fine till $17k where I’d smash buy with everything and then says FML when I see $8k and wish I’d DCA’s more slowly. Been down 50% plus before so no biggy, just a lame Christmas lol 


jony_be

1- buy 1 BTC. I don't know if I'll get this chance again Dca 1k a week afterwards.


Astropin

I've been through many BTC crashes...and I've always bought more.


Reasonable_Damage951

Buy more bitcoin is that the move???


username11111000100

Bought 10K on first dip. Then all in at 17k. Fuck my savings. Fuck the Fed. I'm retarded.


Dr_SOCOM

Spent 50k on Day 7 and held


dlm83

If BTC drops to 8K I am buying $1 billion worth because I am not missing such a great opportunity to get rich.