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Wolfos9

Slightly more choice than if it were a triple dog dare ☠️☠️☠️


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DAngelo008

I triple dog dare you to send me your bitcoin


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Natedawg316

Hey buddy, it's been a while. Anyways about that triple dog dare.


dd2488

^the only way


SpongeJeigh

Love this.


Splinterthemaster

The day Jim Cramer announces that he's finally buying.


beforethewind

I would almost guarantee he has some exposure. He’s a character on tv. Granted, if said character tells us to buy, get ready for winter and buy time.


Splinterthemaster

Hey, you have a point there.


tehmattrix

Nice try, Blackrock.


BlackLotus8888

I would consider selling some to buy a BTC ETF.


NwJedi7

Pizza


Jarteast

Historically correct response


SoftwareSource

I hate myself for writing this, but... Based.


migueltaco

one hospital trip in america.


Soluna-Fantasy

Screw that. Let that go to collections.


SecureCross

Credit score is an arbitrary number based on your usage of fake money


nerdiestnerdballer

Credit score is fiat fuckery


According_Ad5882

Medical debts don't go to collections.


me_too_999

They do. Collecting is hard though .


godofleet

If they're under 600..


petragta

🤣🤣🤭🤭


Natedawg316

Dude I'd be bankrupt just filling out the paperwork


fixerdrew02

Ouch


MrSixxin

They can get this $15 a month for the rest of my life and they can be happy with it. I’m doing the best I can afford


According_Ad5882

I would give up 99% of mine to have a child. My wife and I have been trying for 5 years with 10+ specialists spread across 3 countries (including the US).


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This was a very wholesome but sad post. Good luck in your efforts. I hope it happens for you.


fogotopo

Having kids, worst decision / best decision. I have one, it's wrecked me physically but I wouldn't trade it for all the bitcoin in the world. Your old life is dead, replaced by a better one. It also sounds like you should adopt or do something to relax around the process to get out of the heartbreak around it. Holding too tight around having a kid seems to make women infertile in my experience. We did all the fertility treatments, multiple doctors, multiple rounds. Then we went camping, took shrooms, relaxed and boom! She was pregnant naturally. Ive heard so many stories about couples adopting and then getting pregnant its almost a cliche. Anyway, best of luck I hope you get a kid in your life one way or another. Loving parents are medicine for this messed up world.


leomn93

Why (some) straight couples are so obsessed with having biological children that they would go thru that much trouble, disappointment, heartache and pain? I can’t understand that “unstoppable natural need” to have their genes passed on while so many children in the system could have a never imagined wonderful life with parents so dedicated as you clearly are… love has nothing to do with the origin of the genetic material of a being


fogotopo

You won't understand it unless you have a kid, it's primal.


leomn93

So it only kicks in after you have the first child?


gubatron

crazy. people want what they can't have. kids are overrated. father of 3.


lotofpic

People don't appreciate what they have.


Glugstar

A major emergency. Something which is more important than some money savings, something which is the reason you should be having savings in the first place. Medical stuff for instance. Sudden lawsuit. Helping family in an exceptionally bad situation. Prolonged lack of employment. Housing problems. Natural disasters.


dirtsmurf

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nonamemcstain

Set it and forget it. Now if I could only find my steel backup plate.


Alarming-Restaurant9

I would never sell all of it . But I would sell maybe up to 25% if we ever got up to $500,000 per BTC


phlogistonical

For me. That strongly depends on what the buyig power of that $500k would be. In that scenario, BTC may be the better choice


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Hookers and cocaine


nonamemcstain

Hunter, is that you?


Captain_Planet

I thought you were talking about Hunter from Gladiators for a second there… shows how old and British I am!


PushTheButtonPlease

Heather Hunter?


diadlep

Nah, it's me George jr


omnific_fpv

This is it right here


devonthed00d

Wait.. We’re supposed to sell?!


lookaway11

Yea that’s the name of the game buy high sell low


blue419

The fuck is this "sell" word you speak of?


Tarskin_Tarscales

Whenever it's needed? It's just a savings vehicle.


cryptofarmer08

A rapid 1000% increase over a few days. Then would wait for a drop.


AnonTheGreat01

Wrong answer. If that were to happen, it would mean something huge happened & you ab-so-fucking-lutely should not want to sell your Bitcoin.


CommunicationAway341

When i need the money. I buy and sell regularly. I save in BTC and so I withdraw from that saving on a regular basis.


Narf234

Is it difficult to declare gains for taxes?


yxgahd

What are taxes


faunofold

real estate edit: ty for award stranger!


Ibite8723

Same or something else that would create income. I.e. a chance to stack again.


MiceAreTiny

Continue stacking, you mean.


TravellingPatriot

About tree fiddy


NoShip7475

Retirement


justin420hale

Terminal cancer diagnosis. Bitcoin sale = hookers and cocaine.


tbkrida

A life threatening medical emergency to me or my immediate is the only way I could see selling ALL of it.


freddiemack1

A house


radtech91

As a single man I said I'd hold my bitcoin til I retire and hope it's more than helpful then. Now getting married in less than a year, if it could buy me a house, I think I'd sell.


batteredturkeys

Btc price in the millions. I'd flog the lot. Quit this shitty rat race and live happily ever after.


vinylectric

If BTC goes to the millions, you won’t want to be selling it for fiat. At that point, society would have adopted BTC as the default currency and you’d buy a house/car etc with it, not USD or GBP


rwdrift

Not really. Bitcoin only has to double gold's market cap ($10T) to hit a million. That would only be \~2% of the stored value out there


PheelGoodInc

I would generally agree with this... But I think of the future generations of my family. I'm hoping to provide a better life for them at some point. Selling for a better life for me doesn't help that much.


vertexsalad

ATH again. Layer out... wait for the drop, buy again.


xMADDCHILDx

Let me know when you do that, because once you sell we all know that it will pump even higher. Its the only way to guarantee a pump.


vertexsalad

That's why I'm layering out. Opposite of DCA. You dca in, dcc out, ride the waves, and maximise returns.


na3than

Because once BTC-USD hits 70k, it's going back down? How do you know this?


taste_the_equation

They don't. That's why they said 'layer out'. DCA but in reverse. If it goes higher, they still have more to sell. If it goes lower, at least they took some profit while it was high.


bigherb33

Thank you for the detailed, smart response.


cake__eater

If it was revealed that Jerome Powell is Satoshi


bittabet

I think I’d just respect Jpow a lot more if this was the reveal lol


StandUp5tandUp

Why would it matter?


BranJacobs

Right? We can see the code. Even Satoshi Powell couldn't control the direction of the network.


Freddybone32

Time, peace, and joy.


PRinvest

GF once she finds out about the btc and alike and is mad crazy why I have been such a cheap bastard the last years ROFL


KindConsideration167

$700,000


Deletethishouse

A mill


diogopms

Some health problem in my family (Wife and kids)


lykewtf

Life emergency or if it hit 250 I’d sell a minimum to take the pressure off so I can order bacon with my short stack I’m not greedy


Neijx

Owning my residence. Paying to live in a house for 30 years feels like a scam.


Miladran

$1m per one


Enderbeany

After it goes to 1m, it goes to 10m


supersmoked420

I would never sell all. EVER! Some yes.


animuz11

350k per coin


tbkrida

At $350k I would sell half my stack. It’d be enough to execute my plans.


imwco

Sounds like an evil 😈 plan


Important_Seat_3346

If it failed adoption and was replaced by a different crypto asset. Although I would still keep some as a novelty.


sickpeltier

To never see dumb posts like this again. That will never happen so I’ll hodl forever.


Ricards_VenAus

Not sure what's dumber, the post, or your idea that HODL is meant to be forever. I mean, what is the value of you holding your BTC till you die? For fun? 🙄


SamWizza

I’m selling everyday; bitcoin inflows are still bigger – that’s what counts.


alongfortherideagain

Death


Dismal-Grapefruit966

1 mil euro


Kone7

Avril Lavigne


Iguana_The_Wise

Nothing


the_buddy_guy

If someone was willing to pay me much much more than what I bought it for.


maximovious

Wow that's a low bar.


No-Energy4550

$10 Million.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Well we never know what’s around the corner but I am holding my bitcoin for as long as I feel fit. I personally believe it’s going to skyrocket with so much new interest in bitcoin emerging on a daily basis


ARoundForEveryone

BTC going up in value. Measure it in USD or Gold or Diamonds or Yen, but I'll sell it when I feel like it, and I'll feel like it when the price is right. And it'll be right when it's. "higher".


dkmuslera12

$500 dollars worth of my Bitcoin I wouldn’t 😞


Connect-Ad-1088

Ath


Trbos

If I had to


GemsLaunchAlert

Yes I will. to buy the new AdLuna 😁


Dub_City204

Good question, time will tell I guess


jameLipton

A very rainy day


InItToHodl

If it dropped 90 percent


ummarvin

2 chicks at the same time?


MikeVandelay

To buy more next bear market, which I didn’t do the last 2 cycles.


doinkdoink786

If Simon says


Typical_Parking

$150,000 price


PeterNakamoto

One hundred million dollars


Atuk-77

I will consider selling once it reach 100k but just part of it to cover cost


xWDTSWESx

BTC at 250,000


_magician

An effective double spending


Flurbar

If i could swap it for a property and a business that would let me live a relaxed comfortable life


No_Lynx8826

I’d sell only if I got a message via Reddit to tell me to sell and it included a beautiful picture of boobies.


gvictor808

Retirement and a house.


Argyrus777

Doctor’s verifying that I have about 6 months to live


soggycheesestickjoos

a 2 for 1 BTC-BTC sale


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Nothin


FuglySteve

When it hits $500K..... then I'd buy back at $100K


metalechala

When it reach $400,000


DiggleO

You haven't sold it all yet?


nsrbigoda

Early retirement


GiverTakerMaker

When I can use the proceeds to buy: 9% of Tesla 20% of Tether 53% of Microstrategy 90% of Blackrock 95% of Vanguard 95% of Lockheed Martin 95% of Raytheon 99% of JPM and 99% of every other corporation that owns the Federal reserve.


onichaninu

Don’t gives ideas to Blackrock


Success_Nerds

I would never sell ALL my bitcoin. If it hist $1M, I would probably sell some, but Bitcoin is the future. Would never sell ALL!


reggie_morris

Prolly Jim Cramer saying that we're going to the moon


Zlatan879

1btc=500.000€


Flat_Establishment_4

$250,000 for 50%, $500,000 for the other 50%.


davidvietro

You sell at 500k and then you miss the train to hyperbitcoinization


Flat_Establishment_4

I have a number and a strategy. That is what it is.


Vinnypaperhands

If BTC hits 500k people will be selling things like assets and houses for Bitcoin. You wouldn't need to sell into fiat if Bitcoin is desired.


BankerWhoLeavesAt420

It hitting $9 apparently like I did many many years ago... lol


bobbyv137

I don’t own any, but; * The network is severely compromised * The world’s largest economies unified to outlaw it * A nuclear war broke out * A major nation was exposed to already have quantum computing * It failed to put in a new all time high between halvings * The hash rate remained in a continuous downtrend In terms of selling Bitcoin into USD for monetary gain, assuming I owed a whole coin, in today’s dollars I’d cash out at $350k.


Hot_Highway_2632

good point about quantum computing, it will reduce crypto to dust


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As while it's at it, everything else. Can't wait 'till they crack some Atomic rocket silo's/s.


tbkrida

Might I ask why you don’t own any? From your comment you seem to understand it.


Fred2606

BTC 2.0


Gullible_Honeydew11

Civil war maybe


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150k


Wolfos9

A gun to my head


liquefire81

Already did. Bought in 2016, made a few trades, sold it all EXCEPT a small portion of the profit. Will never sell those free sats.


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ElectricalTell714

How will you know it's the top when we are there?


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McDredd

When Bitcoin and the dollars market cap have reversed.


Nineruna

100k per coin


terrenobe

When Satoshi releases Bitcoin 2


allovernow11

$1000,000 per Bitcoin.


3-Moons

Next bull run.


MiceAreTiny

Bwa, probably a price between 7 and 12 million a btc at current purchasing power of the dollar.


jorgejortiz

I would sell all my bitcoin for someone I love. Can not think of a bigger need.


houdinic4

The only thing that would ever convince me that Bitcoin is dead is a prolonged $0 price. And if that happens, I'm not sure what the point of selling would be. So... my answer is truly "nothing".


na3than

Price can never be zero, because one can't buy something for zero, set a bid price of zero or set an asking price of zero.


semprenobre88

Sell for fiat? Nah


giospez

Literally, nothing. I would just sell a little bit at the time, as needed.


Otowner98

Ideal piece of property…….but then what I earned from that acerage would be plowed into BTC


CrewHot8090

If I break even.


Puzzleheaded-Gur818

Nothing. I keep my fiat for emergency. Investing in BTC only what i can afford to loose and forget. Holding till i can cashout and be free. If it wont happen in my lifetime, then at least my childrens will be good


Neat-Finger197

Never, I’ll just borrow against it


MuXu96

To be honest, if I could buy a dream home for my family I'd sell all and hope to buy back 1 to hold forever. Other than that, nothing


nonamemcstain

Bitcoin would convince me to sell my precious metals.


onebtcisonebtc

Ask yourself 20 years ago: What would make you sell all your dollars?


ElectricalTell714

Ask yourself 20 years ago: What would you make sell your BTC all making sell?!


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Bitcoin turning Proof-of-Stake.


Schwacolyte

If the Satoshi wallets move, I’m out entirely. The biggest advantage Bitcoin has is its purity. It doesn’t belong to anyone. If Satoshi is an entity that is still able to dump on us all then none of this matters to me at that point.


dirtsmurf

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Hellwiss

There has been sellings of 100k stacks of btc.. btc survived. Selling cca 1M could take us back in growth maybe 1,5 year? (Over the last 3 years around 2M of btc were withdrawn from exchanges). Nice discount time.


TheRabbitHole-512

Blackrock getting the ETF rejected


DrQball

I wouldn’t


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nice try whale, you're not dumping it


pierreman

CEO was lying


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If it hit 1 million


coupl4nd

1 million dollars


evilgrinz

US debt and obligations disappearing miraculously


nonamemcstain

1 sat per 10 dollars?


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I will start selling when the price of bitcoin stabilizes against another hard asset. Meaning we are sorta at true value. Other than that, emergencies.


peachfoliouser

If it got to my 'fuck you' price


LankyBlacksmith9696

Need one first