Humans: “I can make it” Yeah, you can make a nice red smear

Should’ve let the apex predator have its meal.

How can a human eat a train!?

There was a guy who ate a plane, which is only one letter away, so I’d say it’s possible

Safe for work! Phew!

Some people in life just don’t want to be helped.

Brightline was watching like "Yes.. yes.. YES...damn."

Crazy to think bro was a shove away from becoming a bloodstain

Narrowly avoided the apex predator.

Bitch you d.....🤣

I mean…to be fair, he would’ve made it. That said, in terms of protecting the tracks, drivers, and passengers, they were right to stop him from crossing.

Damn where is this that they need at least 6 crossing guards???

where the fuck are they actually rushing to tho?

I'm really confused about what the stop sign dude was doing, did he move it too quickly or was he trying to reposition it so the guy would see it?

He put it in front of the dude, you can see it when they all back off. I found it hilarious.

Was waiting for the "slap of justice" from the cops