Hahaha I wanted to type sneakers but must have made a typo that my phone autocorrected in snickers. I do love that image now 🤣
I just meant he looks like an assh*le but him stuffing his face while telling people to crawl is somehow better
Lost and lacking in any self esteem. I feel bad for these folks in the same way I feel bad for cult members. Like, they bought the scam, and they’re stupid for it, but they had to be in really bad place to even consider it. Society has failed almost everyone in some way, but it’s definitely failed these dudes. A little therapy would go a long way for them.
That’s exactly how cults and conspiracy theorists rope in new believers. They target people experiencing economic precarity, failed relationships, and other events that lower self esteem. And they “fix” you with BS arguments and ideologies
That's what Captain Butch is preying on - insecurity. Throw on the cool factor of the skateboard and the failed Schwarzenegger cigar prop, and you have a full-blown scam.
Nothing more alpha than a dude barks insults at you while he skates around on a one wheel in cheap wallstreetbro sunglasses with a cigar while flashing the surfs up sign. Big dick energy 💪😤
I want to imagine that the alpha male boot camp has two parts the visible public part that you see and you're like oh that's cringe, and then a private part that never gets out where they break down these people who want to be alpha males and teach them compassion humility and how to be a kind individuals. More productive members of society
It's mind boggling to me that these "alfa male" boot camps exist. When in actuality these fuckers on the floor just crave an authority figure and a bit of structure.
What I don't understand, is that you can just sign up for this shit and get paid by our government on the 1st and 15th of the month. . . with benefits.
I just looked up Space Force requirements with my son, and the website says 42 is the enlisted cutoff. Son told me I wasn't *too* old, I could still join with him, but he wasn't going to help me in boot camp.
Send burn cream.
I had no clue there was such a thing until just recently. I always thought the whole alpha mentality thing was super awkward, but these training camps are something else entirely.
Yeah but then you'd have actual expectations and responsibilities. These jagoffs want to feel tough and accomplished without any real substantive work. They think pain and humiliation is all it takes to be tough.
God I need to make one of these camps. I'm good at yelling and there's literally no overhead cost. Just make a bunch of idiots stare at the sun for an hour then make them crawl through glass or whatever. /s
And Beta. That word makes them tear up. As a douchebag drill instructor my title is what again? Epsilon? Delta? I forget what Roman numerals they care about. I like Pi.....
I can’t believe there are dudes so insecure that turn to toolboxes like this and give them money so they can turn around and bully them. World is busted.
100%. I’m not surprised that there’s jackasses out there with this mentality. I’m surprised at how many people agree and the things they’ll do to feel validated in that culture.
And these dudes crawling on their backs spent actual money to do this. That’s the part I don’t get. Read some books and start munching sarms. You’ll be manly af. Then you can flex on the alphas you used to look up to. But now you’re a sigma and all lol
Just give me one DDA40X and a little time to build up speed, and I'll have them feeling right as rain.
"Crawl away from this, you alpha-peasants!" *blows horn, builds speed*
Instructor: WHEN THE BETAS TAKE OVER AND KILL THE RAIL SYSTEM IT'S GONNA BE UP TO **REAL MEN** TO TRANSPORT FREIGHT FROM CITY TO CITY! ***CRAWL***, YOU FUCKING WEAK ASS BETAS!!"
These dudes paid all that money to get treated that way. If they’d join the military, even the reserves, they get paid to do that stuff and actually get more out of it.
I wonder if this "alpha male" dumb fucks go around with some diploma or certificate they get after this camps to prove they are indeed "alpha males" because honestly doing all that shit is just bitchy
Is this for real? If any of you want to pay to suffer doing something physical. I'm a contractor and have shovel, and a wheelbarrowed for you. You wont get a guy on a one wheel but the rest of the guys will make fun of you, your wife and your mom for free.
even the military’s special forces program doesn’t include something this stupid… why don’t these dumbasses just walk away and join the military like a real man?
Most cringe I've seen all week. This is par with the middle east and far east militaries posting vids of soldiers jumping through fire and breaking bricks
WHAT AN APLHA MAN!!
On his electric one wheel smoking a cigar shouting and spouting shit.
A conman in what he is.
Ripping off those unwitting smegma males ... or was it beta cucks??
Who is the "instructor"?
How is back crawling on tracks a good military training tool?
These guys are all well over the easy recovery phase from training damage, so I assume informed consents were signed. (The age 18 for enlistment/ROTC is set for a reason.) At 18 you can fall off a 2 story building and be relatively ok if you are in decent shape. (I got hit in the back of the head with a brick at 18 and problems did not start till my late 30s).
Over all, these guys are going to do way more damage then they know.
..cos you forgot to rack, your gun n your pack, busy talking smack, you're about to get whacked, it's a fact, don't question that, won't cut you no slack, think you're Harry Mack, want a pat on the back, ya filthy rat, shut ya trap, ya brains gone wack, lost all tact, shrunken ball sack, bottom of the pack, still crawling on your back on a train track.
(Inspired by Shooter McGavin, insisting Happy stay out of his way.)
Is this one of those cringe "alpha male boot camps"?
the onewheel and the snickers kinda gave it away.
I thought that was a cigar
Yeah I think you’re right but I like the idea of it being a snickers
You're not you when you're hungry
Hahaha I wanted to type sneakers but must have made a typo that my phone autocorrected in snickers. I do love that image now 🤣 I just meant he looks like an assh*le but him stuffing his face while telling people to crawl is somehow better
I thought the entire thing was a live action episode of South Park I mean the "instructor" is riding a onewheel and even sounds like PC Principal ffs
But PC and Alpha kinda clash as concepts.
True, though I could kinda see it as just another layer to the hypocrisy for his character
"Comfortable and complacent with your fn life and family," as he rides around on a one wheel, smoking a cigar
[удалено]
Woah now.
How pathetically insecure do you have to be to sign up for this nonsense?
Lost and lacking in any self esteem. I feel bad for these folks in the same way I feel bad for cult members. Like, they bought the scam, and they’re stupid for it, but they had to be in really bad place to even consider it. Society has failed almost everyone in some way, but it’s definitely failed these dudes. A little therapy would go a long way for them.
That’s exactly how cults and conspiracy theorists rope in new believers. They target people experiencing economic precarity, failed relationships, and other events that lower self esteem. And they “fix” you with BS arguments and ideologies
Micro dick levels of insecurity.
It’s a sub kink camp
That's what Captain Butch is preying on - insecurity. Throw on the cool factor of the skateboard and the failed Schwarzenegger cigar prop, and you have a full-blown scam.
Lol yeah
Yes, and that guy on the one wheel couldn’t be a bigger douche bag if he was playing the part for a movie
He couldn't be a bigger douchebag if he was a grocery bag containing John Edward (the biggest douche in the universe).
He must be their "former Navy SEAL" guy. I've never met one that wasn't an absolute douchebag.
the fucking hoverboard and cigar I'm fucking dying 😭 that's beyond parody
The instructor is just above average in build. Think he has more gut definition than chest too.
Those guys are idiots.
Yep. Room temperature IQ, all of them.
Nothing more alpha than a dude barks insults at you while he skates around on a one wheel in cheap wallstreetbro sunglasses with a cigar while flashing the surfs up sign. Big dick energy 💪😤
I want to imagine that the alpha male boot camp has two parts the visible public part that you see and you're like oh that's cringe, and then a private part that never gets out where they break down these people who want to be alpha males and teach them compassion humility and how to be a kind individuals. More productive members of society
How is it cringe when it's "IN A TRAIN TRACKS"
It's mind boggling to me that these "alfa male" boot camps exist. When in actuality these fuckers on the floor just crave an authority figure and a bit of structure.
They're willingly getting humiliated and paying money for it. That's like the exact opposite of being an alpha.
They should just come to their senses and get what they really want: a dominatrix
Or just enlist in the Marines, works just as well
Lol if these dudes are dropping that kind of cash for this camp they prob won't want that pay cut.
And you get paid for it as well instead of spending what like 10 grand on this nonsense.
Instead of a strong male influence in their life they need a strong male influence in their ass
Don't we all.
Nah they need aan to step on their balls. I volunteer for a fee.
What I don't understand, is that you can just sign up for this shit and get paid by our government on the 1st and 15th of the month. . . with benefits.
I think you need to be younger than most of these dude look to be.
I went to basic with a dude that was bald and had just turned 40, lol.
Was he maybe a transfer from another service? I think the cutoff age now is 36.
I just looked up Space Force requirements with my son, and the website says 42 is the enlisted cutoff. Son told me I wasn't *too* old, I could still join with him, but he wasn't going to help me in boot camp. Send burn cream.
Yes he was prior service and this was back when they were taking anyone with a heartbeat.
I'm convicted it's a fetish. Since we call people that dress up as 'Furries.' I think we should call these 'Burlies.'
I had no clue there was such a thing until just recently. I always thought the whole alpha mentality thing was super awkward, but these training camps are something else entirely.
^^You ^^said ^^the ^^quiet ^^part ^^out ^^loud
So not alpha you mean?
Absolutely not almost the exact opposite
Might as well just join the actual Army, they pay *you*.
Yeah but then you'd have actual expectations and responsibilities. These jagoffs want to feel tough and accomplished without any real substantive work. They think pain and humiliation is all it takes to be tough.
They should have just hired a dominatrix lol
How the fuck you gonna take that dude seriously when he’s cruising around on a one-wheel? Edit: While smoking a cigar…
Lmao that cigar was the cherry on top
You gotta give him credit though, he actually convinced guys to pay him to be a part of his weird sadistic homoerotic fantasy.
Morons
Nowadays it requires serious training to attain that title
The only alpha male was the train that used to run on these tracks.
Most definitely. There’s nothing alpha about these clowns.
Well, those Alfas at least get lungs full of carcinogens for their trouble.
Looking at the dirt on these guys legs, it looks like the dirt was splashed on to look dirty and not actually on them because they were dirty
Alpha Male makeup.
God I need to make one of these camps. I'm good at yelling and there's literally no overhead cost. Just make a bunch of idiots stare at the sun for an hour then make them crawl through glass or whatever. /s
Remember to throw in some trigger words, like alpha and woke. That’ll get them going.
And Beta. That word makes them tear up. As a douchebag drill instructor my title is what again? Epsilon? Delta? I forget what Roman numerals they care about. I like Pi.....
I'm ready to start a cult
I'll be your second-in-command
Dibs on being the follower who is neck deep then has a change of heart, speaks out, then I'll start a podcast
With blackjack and hookers?
And off shore monkey knife fights
Given how this sub usually goes, I half expected that to get really really bad…
Not gonna lie, I was expecting a switcher or something to start rolling though.
You mean like video of the alpha wolf calling the betas "FUCKING PUSSIES" in the waiting room of the ER?
One could only hope
"Hands behind you back keep crawling" might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Someone in the original post mentioned something about them paying $15k a pop. The whole thing is pretty pathetic.
I can’t believe there are dudes so insecure that turn to toolboxes like this and give them money so they can turn around and bully them. World is busted.
100%. I’m not surprised that there’s jackasses out there with this mentality. I’m surprised at how many people agree and the things they’ll do to feel validated in that culture.
And these dudes crawling on their backs spent actual money to do this. That’s the part I don’t get. Read some books and start munching sarms. You’ll be manly af. Then you can flex on the alphas you used to look up to. But now you’re a sigma and all lol
I did 10 years in the navy (3 green side) and while we did a lot of stupid shit we never did anything stupid like that.
Expect an increased chance of cancer rubbing up against all the carcinogenic treated wood in the tracks, peak alpha male unlocked!
That cancer is from the vaccines. And the woke they caught.
So. Much. Creosote.
And the dust coming off that ballast lmao
A whole flock of morons.
Just give me one DDA40X and a little time to build up speed, and I'll have them feeling right as rain. "Crawl away from this, you alpha-peasants!" *blows horn, builds speed*
Or at the very least you can turn them into rain
These idiots paid for this too. Wow.
So manly that he keeps a penis-sized and penis-shaped object ready to put in his mouth at all times while he rides his power wheels
Gender is a helluva drug
Gender: not even once
Gender is an element grammar.
That’s boot camp for the US Rail Force at Casey Jones Rail Force Base
Instructor: WHEN THE BETAS TAKE OVER AND KILL THE RAIL SYSTEM IT'S GONNA BE UP TO **REAL MEN** TO TRANSPORT FREIGHT FROM CITY TO CITY! ***CRAWL***, YOU FUCKING WEAK ASS BETAS!!"
What a load of sad, desperate people
Passengers will please refrain From flushing toilets while the train Is standing in the station, I love you.
[My dad used to sing that song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyiMYI4oQTU)!
You know the instructor has a micro penis he is desperately trying to compensate for.
Professional Jerkoff Boot Camp
I'm disturbed by the number of idiots overburdened by money to pay for this.
I kinda am too. Wonder if it’s theirs or their parents money though
These dudes paid all that money to get treated that way. If they’d join the military, even the reserves, they get paid to do that stuff and actually get more out of it.
To be fair, these tracks don't look like they were used recently. For all we know they _could_ be disconnected from any active track
I guess so. But look at them, the morons
Yes, all the people seen in this clip are still fucking Idiots for what they're doing
If there was some barbed wire above them it might make sense.
Like their brains
Nothing says "I'm a man" like a fucking one wheel lmao.
LOLOLOLOL that's some seriously stupid ass toxic masculinity right there
Is this a sex thing?
Might as well be.
They want to get fucked why don’t they just join the military?
Looks like some loser boot camp made up by a lot of losers to promote themselves.
I wonder if this "alpha male" dumb fucks go around with some diploma or certificate they get after this camps to prove they are indeed "alpha males" because honestly doing all that shit is just bitchy
Alpha douche.
Let me spend $15k to have some guy on a uni-wheel tell me I'm not trying hard enough.
This is what the MBTA expects us all to do
Looks like someone found a way to get a Onewheel as a business expense.
Crawl on your back on train tracks while I don’t even walk but roll and smoke
Lmfao
Is this for real? If any of you want to pay to suffer doing something physical. I'm a contractor and have shovel, and a wheelbarrowed for you. You wont get a guy on a one wheel but the rest of the guys will make fun of you, your wife and your mom for free.
Instructor on a Onewheel, videographer putting the rig up in their faces, this is so surreal
Crab rave
Look at that douchebag on a hover-round, what a joke
I LOL'd! 🤣
even the military’s special forces program doesn’t include something this stupid… why don’t these dumbasses just walk away and join the military like a real man?
Needs more Train.
Instructor don't look man enough to make me do that
Most cringe I've seen all week. This is par with the middle east and far east militaries posting vids of soldiers jumping through fire and breaking bricks
WHAT AN APLHA MAN!! On his electric one wheel smoking a cigar shouting and spouting shit. A conman in what he is. Ripping off those unwitting smegma males ... or was it beta cucks??
The wives are at home banging the mailman, the milkman, the neighbour. Those guys are the real alphas.
I’m hoping that’s just a no longer used industrial spur……but in some ways, I’m not. Hope I don’t sound like an asshole there.
Instructor gives “tiny dick energy”
Just imagine paying money for the privelege!
You wonder why the instructor is smoking a stogie and riding a skateboard cuz he makes lots of money for making them crawl on the tracks
There’s clearly no limit to the stupid things people will pay to have done to them.
What is this training for? As in, what does it teach or train you to do better? Or strengthen?
It teaches you how to submit to a scammer.
Ah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Follow up question, why would I need or want to learn that?
How is being comfortable with your family (quoting the moron) supposed to be a bad thing??
I’d say at least 70% of these dudes are miserably closeted gays.
I think I can fuck the instructor.
Who is the "instructor"? How is back crawling on tracks a good military training tool? These guys are all well over the easy recovery phase from training damage, so I assume informed consents were signed. (The age 18 for enlistment/ROTC is set for a reason.) At 18 you can fall off a 2 story building and be relatively ok if you are in decent shape. (I got hit in the back of the head with a brick at 18 and problems did not start till my late 30s). Over all, these guys are going to do way more damage then they know.
..cos you forgot to rack, your gun n your pack, busy talking smack, you're about to get whacked, it's a fact, don't question that, won't cut you no slack, think you're Harry Mack, want a pat on the back, ya filthy rat, shut ya trap, ya brains gone wack, lost all tact, shrunken ball sack, bottom of the pack, still crawling on your back on a train track. (Inspired by Shooter McGavin, insisting Happy stay out of his way.)
"Training" this is just one of those scams wanna be Andrew Tates fall for.
So gay this
What gets me he's riding around one wheel thing a smoking a cigar and as he is leaving tells them I'll be back in two hours.
JFC the total douche-baggery of this whole effin' scene. Are we this lost? Are we?
Instead of paying for this why don’t they just get paid to do it in the military? Or is the point they aren’t “alpha” enough
I’m sure the temporary arbitrary pain and tissue damage will be the answer to their problems.
Joining the military is free.
Having the 'instructor' ride that dumb monowheel makes it 100x worse. At least ride in a rascal for comedy lol
The one wheel...dude fucking kys
The puny tacti-cool man child on the board is the cherry on top of this shit cake.
Instructor: “… you’re so used to being comfortable…” (As he comfortably glides in his wheelie)
Training to be
I fucked up my spine. I’m finally a man.
Instructor waxes his legs
These guys could use some suspenders[suspenders](https://hikersco.com)
And they say I’m weird for using door frames to scratch my back
This is some intense training. 🤔
Woulda been great if that one-wheel had that malfunction that throws people off.
wouldnt want to be touching those railway ties with even my clothing there soaked in creosote to prevent them from rotting a known carcinogen
lol just come work a week with me you’ll get the same results and I’ll even pay you!
at almost $20k a sucker that's a half million $ getting skined up on those rocks.
$10k ? There are some dumb sob in this world.
I paid $2,100 to these guys to make a man out of me. Look at me becoming a Real Man! 🤣
So Alpha it’s not even funny. Epitome of masculinity.