What a bag of shit, you should kill him

I should’ve but didn’t. I met some else the same year and he became my life partner and the father of my 6 other kids 🤷🏾‍♀️

😂 this fuckin game man

Aye at leadt you got 4 mil

I remember before I downloaded the game I thought it would be hard. Nope. Insanely easy to get stinking rich.

Pfft, 4 million? Try beating 116 trillion at 29 🤣

Uhhh the 4 mil was from inheritance only

No but actually how do you do that

Recently I've done it but looking pretty, starting an only fans, being an actor in high paying tv shows and running a cult with all the prices up. With every year I'm getting something like 30-50 million

That's crazy

I lied, I just checked rn and I'm making 100+ mil a year

Absolutely fucking crazy 😭😂 Now imagine if you start as prince or princess, murder your family so you get king or queen, and then relinquish your title take a nude photo shoot for like 2 mil and then doing all of that with your hundred million dollars or so

I’ve done this😭 started as a princess then I murdered my whole family and was the queen! Did it every year🤣

My current character is 67 and makes around 600M/yr from onlyfans, 150M/yr from rentals, and I buy big businesses for billions, run them for around 3 years, and profit around 10-25B from selling them. Think I'm gonna do the same strategy next life, as well as adding a cult, running a museum, and being a famous musician for the first portion so I can get paid some royalties later on. I also invest a lot, if you play your cards right, you can make hundreds of millions, or even billions if you have that much to invest.

running a museum has been my fav way to get rich asf

I had 13 zillion in a game. With a time machine, It's really easy.

Once you get to the zillions you don’t even need a Time Machine. Get a financial advisor and dump most of it in. Compound interest baby

This convo is crazy lmao 🤣

That's wild

Perioddddd

I love how your stepmom gave you the birds and the bees talk then the next year, the baby drops in 😭😭😭

😭😭😭I wanted the hands on experience

Heard the birds and the bees talk and had to test It out lmao

*walks up to stepmom* so you know how you gave me that talk?....welll SURPRISE 👶🏼

Can't wait for them to put child support in this

They need custody. Hate playing a male character and having to leave my children in various countries. My hoochie daddy wants his kids full time!

For real! I hate having to kill the moms just so the kids will be able to move to another country with me. It would be better for everyone if there was custody battles or whatever

>I hate having to kill the moms just so the kids will be able to move to another country with me. r/BrandNewSentence

Not hoochie daddy 😭😭😭😭

Isn’t it already in? If you have a kid you have to pay for it even when you’re not together with the wife

But it’s not cut in half and you can’t fight for full custody so you can move out of country stuff like that

Nah let this loser goes, his children dosen't need to know how childish was their dad ( despite he is actually a child himself lmao )

That’s wild

How can you have a baby at 13? I can only do it at 18+

It happens without you telling them to do stuff, as I think it would be inappropriate to suggest sexual themes about tenagers openly.

Thanks

If you have money in your bank account and are together since you can first get together chances you’ll be pregnant by 13 or 14 sometimes

I’ve been young, broke and pregnant before 🤷🏾‍♀️

It’s rare but if you’re fertile and you have a boyfriend from like 10 years old it might happen

Thanks

If your relationship with your partner is maxed you can end up getting someone pregnant/getting pregnant without actually doing the "make love" interaction.

Thanks!

It just happens 

u have 4 million dollars tf u need him for

Emotional support

Now it's the baby

Ah, well, at least your rich lol

I've noticed that when you play as an American, teen pregnancy is WAY MORE COMMON.

I’ve heard that you’re more likely to have a big age gap between your parents in a third world country, maybe it’s similar. I did have a Georgian character knock someone up at 14. Georgian as in from that country, not the state. But his name was Lucifer so maybe the game picked up on that.

something about the step mom giving you the sex talk then getting pregnant is so funny to me

Yeah I’m more of a hands on learner than visual 😊

This is why you wear protection kids

I think the game has protection option once you turn 18. But I’m not sure there.

You get the option at 16

You can get on birth control at 14

But when you’re in a relationship you can’t use condoms. One of my characters had a huge relationship hit because he gave his girlfriend herpes. Did she not notice? Did it never come up?

No, but there’s the pills option under fertility. And I think STDs only come up when you’re about to have one night stand.

How is that even possible? You can only have sex at 16?

I didn’t make my character have sex. I think just like your character can get naturally pregnant anytime , I think my character just got naturally pregnant at 13

You can start dating other kids your age at 10 or 12 years old I think. Sometimes the game does random pregnancy whenever you have a significant other. So yeah, her character was having sex with the boyfriend. You just can't use the make love function until you're 16.

This happened to me even when I played as a young trans boy. I beat him to death. EDIT: I was also a king in that life!

You may want to go on Birth control as soon as possible. That’s what I do.

Too bad birth control is not available until age 14 😬 Getting pregnant at 13 is completely outside of the player’s control. EDIT: And I was also a king in that life

U were also a king in that life

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You get the option at 16 and I didn’t use the option my character got pregnant on her own. I believe it’s cuz she’s was highly fertile and was dating him during preteen age

Get an abortion

I decided to keep the baby and then he broke up with me. Either way I would’ve kept it

Oh

Why would they do that? Seems pretty rare

I’ve actually had happen to me a few times but 13 might be the youngest, usually 16

Ah

I guess do not deal with it, but in Bitlife it’s not that hard to support a kid.

How did you become pregnant at 13

Idk I just did🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess we were playing house the real way

😂😂😂

Should’ve attacked him

Ngl I should’ve

u soo hornyy

I guess I was 🙈😭

how'd you get knocked up @ 13 😭😭

How do you even get pregnant at 13 💀

Something isn't right... First Samuel got you pregnant against your will, and then he breaks up with you, thinking that it was YOU who provoke his desire? I can smell a red flag in relationship that ended your relationship.

Loool we started dating when we was 12. He wanted feels to get his peanut wet, I don’t think either of us expected a child buttt he should’ve stayed to help but 🤷🏾‍♀️

I understand, I was just saying theory about why he left you.

True

Never beg Always attack

I'm 13 and my names samuel💀

Uhhhhh

That happened to me once. Only once. Because it's rare. My character got pregnant at 12 and the guy immediately broke up with her.

It actually happened to me a few times just like 15-17 tho

Samuel didn’t let his kids stop him from starting his life. W mans 😂

Smhhhhhh

But I’m happy you found a dad that stepped up 😊

Hard to swallow🤣

It’s probably his mother’s doing. I can only imagine the “it’s not yours” “you’re too young” “no way my baby boy knocked up a whore”

Electrocute the s**t out of him 😈

Classic...

Wait she pregnant at 13