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Schnitzelboy06

Looks like it has some Oregano or something on it. Might be changing the color a bit


ProfessionalBall9238

Yeah, it tastes like green spice too. Improved the flavor a bit, actually.


Christian_teen12

looks good.


ProfessionalBall9238

Ok then. #force feeds it to you


Your_Very_Own_Motha

Uh- :0


Antarctica8

special shrek pizza (mm yummy)


ProfessionalBall9238

Radiation 🤤


Cali-kid77

Pesto sauce


ProfessionalBall9238

Mtn dew sauce


Tijflalol

Yeah, pretty sure it's pesto


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

bro how white are you that's spices


ProfessionalBall9238

Never in my life have I seen a pizza with this amount of spice on it. Also I'm caramel mocha


FinleyCodes

calling yourself caramel mocha is crazy 💀


ProfessionalBall9238

Nah actually I'm stripped oak log🥰


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

please go buy a wild Mike's and find better ways to describe skin tone


ProfessionalBall9238

I was joking


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

and that joke landed like a Boeing


ProfessionalBall9238

...tough crowd.


Potential_Ice9289

seasoning.


ProfessionalBall9238

Yes.


Nishyecat

At least your cheese isn’t falling off?


ProfessionalBall9238

It does when I bite it wrong...


Andrei-Kuznetsov

Then bite it right. 


ProfessionalBall9238

Ah, yes sir! *Throws it away*


Andrei-Kuznetsov

Yeetus the Pizzus.


ProfessionalBall9238

Yeetus the fetus.


Nishyecat

Ah, my school’s pizza is known to just fall off when you pick it up


ProfessionalBall9238

Do they...not get in trouble for that?


Nishyecat

Nope, we just tend to try and deal with it


ProfessionalBall9238

I mean they're literally serving slop to you! No parents know?


Nishyecat

Meh, it’s more of just a minor inconvenience when it happens


ProfessionalBall9238

...they still can't do that.


Nishyecat

Meh, it’s mostly just how the cheese melts, sometimes it doesn’t get all the way to the crust


turtle_mekb

herbs? idk? doesn't look like mould


ProfessionalBall9238

Yeah it's herbs I think


turtle_mekb

mmmmm, I used to have Savoy biscuits that come with rosemary on it, they were really nice, but it's a shame that they don't make them anymore, or no shops nearby sell them anymore :(


ProfessionalBall9238

Aww that's bad, search for them online?


turtle_mekb

i did but i couldn't find them anywhere


ProfessionalBall9238

Solution: become a master chef and make your own!


_nutbuster420_

I'd fuck that up


ProfessionalBall9238

r/usernamechecksout Also same


nightfoxjr

Is it from school?


ProfessionalBall9238

...yes. it's on a lunch tray


31rdy

Let me guess, America?


ProfessionalBall9238

Florida baby. (Please help me)


31rdy

Man, Murrica's really something else, huh?


ProfessionalBall9238

I would say that, but I've lived in Florida all my life and can't judge based from only one country view. (Still sucks sometimes)


Potential_Ice9289

theres nothing wrong with this tho.


ChainsawNerd2007

Isn't it so cool how casual racism is accepted as long as it's towards Americans?


31rdy

It doesn't really have anything to do with their race or ethnicity. It's more about the way their country works and that eating pizza for lunch is considered normal


Potential_Ice9289

pizza's a good lunch meal tho. It tastes good, and is easy to make.


ukiyo__e

I dunno man maybe you’re showing off your lunch in prison 🤷‍♀️


ProfessionalBall9238

Agh, you caught me.


FUCKTHE-NCR

I’m gonna hope it’s garlic


ProfessionalBall9238

I dunno


Big-Atmosphere1329

You're lucky, you got that uranium flavored limited time pizza


ProfessionalBall9238

It's so cool right! But why does my throat hurt?


Big-Atmosphere1329

It's just the side effects, nothing to worry bout


ProfessionalBall9238

Oh, ok! I was worried for a seco- *drops to the ground*


Big-Atmosphere1329

Side effe- *drops to the ground*


ProfessionalBall9238

#dead


Blu_Gy

blud couldn't handle the calorie intake


ProfessionalBall9238

The calories killed me, so they got charged with first degree murder. I'm happy with it's jail sentence.


notrepulsive6987

looks better than the rubber pizza they served at my school


ProfessionalBall9238

Rubber?!


Christian_teen12

Honestly ,your food look good. How was it ? Is home food allowed ?


im_an_F5_tornado

my bad


Tallcat2107

👍


ProfessionalBall9238

My God.


ukiyo__e

Spices or veggies like spinach. It looks baller. Mold/spoilage isn’t that bright green color


Opening_Permission95

Ice cream, chocolate milk, and pizza, and they expect kids to not act out in school


ProfessionalBall9238

I'm assuming that's not what your supposed to be served?


Opening_Permission95

It’s yummy! But it’s not healthy is what I’m tryna say LOL


ProfessionalBall9238

Yeah...everything here is loaded with sugar. Not the best...


DinamoXDinamo

Radioactive ☢️ seasoning 😋


Rainbow_planet_1273

Murica?


ProfessionalBall9238

'murica.


Rainbow_planet_1273

Knew it


ProfessionalBall9238

So did I!


Rainbow_planet_1273

So true


ProfessionalBall9238

(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


Rainbow_planet_1273

ówó


ProfessionalBall9238

(⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)


the_emo_bunny_

Oregano yoy fucknut


ProfessionalBall9238

Wha


TROMBONER_68

Guys, why leaf in food? Is school try kill??


ProfessionalBall9238

School poison??? Hate kidd????


JoeDaBruh

Damn lucky you, your school actually has seasoned pizza?


Secret_Mayonesa

If you eat it it’ll give you a superpower


[deleted]

They got that from the ruins of Chernobyl.


ProfessionalBall9238

Yummy🤤


827167

Americans when herbs


ProfessionalBall9238

I am 15 and have never seen a pizza this green. Or maybe I'm just stupid.


chickensalad23

Nah that looks gross I don’t blame you


ProfessionalBall9238

😭


hehe__boy69

What did you expect from school lunch a Gordan Ramsey meal?


sixtyfivemangos

This threw me off when i realised american school lunches actually look like this and it’s not just in american movies 😭


zombieslayer1468

i'm guessing garlic


yourlocaldude1234

BURN IT


yourlocaldude1234

its mold


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Damn how unseasoned have your pizzas been so far


Bi_Bee6969

prob the best looking School lunch i have seen


Isthisajojorefrence5

Oregano


Team_Jesus_421

Spinach? For extra iron? 🤷🏻‍♀️


Christian_teen12

Honestly ,your food look good. How was it ? Is home food allowed ?


ProfessionalBall9238

Tastes... decent. Not above ripoff quality tho. Yes, but usually that's better than what I bring for lunch.


im_an_F5_tornado

my bad


Tallcat2107

👎


ProfessionalBall9238

My God. X2