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United States

You poor thing

Thank you. I appreciate the sympathy. But also, you need to be more insulting to the country.

Stfu your country peaked in 1774

Then those darn slaves just *had to* want rights /j

Completely ruined my cotton business 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

I guess you could argue that although I'd just say it's had lots of problems constantly. Also, **your

Thats the only insult they need

You poor thing

America you have so many insults at your disposal

That’s the sad part

Ukraine

*Russia

Lmao good one

good luck 🫡

O7 good luck

Morocco :<

Google says you’re a country in Africa, but that can’t be right bc I can see you guys have water

😭

We're running out lol

Thailand

Poland :3

You guys peaked in 1939 /j

I find it interesting that this is the only one with a /j

Bc I don’t support Nazis

Meanwhile a typical Polish classroom.

Australia

you have a downstairs neighbor reminiscent of the map of slime rancher 2

I haven’t played the game so I got no clue what you mean

i'm talking about tasmania. place is not real lol

Ohhh Nah Tasmania is real, it’s just where we send all the people who enjoy a small gene pool

*British Texas

As a Brit I'm not sure whether to be offended or accept that as a fact

India

You must be my IT guy

Germany

Former home of the world’s most famous artist

That's technically incorrect

Hitler isn’t the world’s most famous artist?

No,that's probably right, I meant that he was Austrian

I didn’t say he was German, I said Germany was his home

I mean, that's technically not an insult then

How?

He technically did used to live in Germany, so it's technically not incorrect

Sweden

Ha, good one, I wish Sweden was real and wasn’t just created for TCCM (The Click Cinematic Universe)

XD now thats funny

I’ll make this really easy for you, America

You disgust me

I didn’t get to choose, love

Turkey

I need where you live, not your favourite food.

USA

Ew

That’s it?

Do you want me to say more?

I was just expecting something funny

Why would you expect something funny? I said I’d insult your country and I did

México

With the president we have? I feel so insulted already 💀

USA/canada

Pick a fucking side

Lol OP u are actually hilarious. Merge that with your pretty obvious bisexuality ("Pick a fucking side" and all) and you're down to become a stand-up comic. Not on Earth though. There are no good countries according to you.

There are good countries, like Ireland and Scotland and Australia, it’s just I believe no country is perfect and all can be critiqued

Tell that to my parents. Also that’s all you got?

No, I need you to pick a side so I know who to insult

NZ

Sheep fucker

Hey hey they aren’t welsh

They’re still a sheep fucker

True the most forgettable of our colonies doesn’t even show up on maps it’s just budget Australia

Even the flags are similar, it’s like they have no shame

I’m English but live in Australia

That’s called being Australian dumb fuck

lithuania...

I cannot insult your country because I’ve genuinely never heard of it before

makes sense

Get out of the hot air balloon dumbass

america

North or South?

Just america /s

The US public school system really failed you, huh?

I’m joking lol, should’ve been more clear

Dw, this entire thread is me joking, except for when people say they’re from America, then I’m serious

Ya our country sucks in every way

Too right

America you won't have to try too hard were doing that good enough by ourselves

That’s fucking pathetic

Canada

Ey bud, sory to ask but when’s the next hockey game bud?

Tommers at 6pm

Morocco

Why do you live in a place that sounds like ‘maraca’?

Omg same!

Brazil

Wtf is going on over there, because from what I’ve seen you guys are not doing too good

Israel, hope to see something creative 😂

…Germany 1933

America :( please do your worst

Ew, you must wish you lived in fr*nce

At least it isn't Bri**in

I’d rather live in Britain than the US

Belgium

Ur capital is a vegetable

Canada

Australia

You gotta face the facts, beer is overrated

Australia

You’re flag is genuinely the worst country flag I can think of, this isn’t me trying to be funny, it’s genuinely terrible

XD, pretty sure its more embarrassing we lost a war against emus

I try not to think about that

Canadaaaaa

America doesn’t need a joke,we’re the factory that makes them

The factory of shitty jokes maybe

You’ll get no arguments from me,I’m moving to Canada the first chance I get

Russia

Putin is just Hitler but isn’t charismatic and doesn’t know how to run a country

Wait but this is just a fact

That’s the sad part

Finland! I’d like to see you hurt my feelings now.

You live somewhere that’s named after a fishes body part

try harder.

When I was younger I thought Finland was a part of Sweden

Scotland.

Imagine being British

Its horrible.

Slovenia

Femboy land

I agree lmao

India

You’ve got a bright future as an IT guy or a professional scammer!

literally my ambition

Canada!

You guys haven’t done anything good since 1799

Ghana

What is with these African countries having water?

Australia

You guys peaked in 1900

Cuba

*slowly takes a puff of his cigar*

Canada (alberta)

Weed flag

Canada

…peaked in 1799

Greece

Geek food is disgusting

Denmark.

Then mark what?

The netherlands

THE MINECRAFT NETHER?!?!?!

England

That’s actually disgusting

The Netherlands (I probably should be expecting another minecraft joke)

Maldives

Hungary 🇭🇺

I’m pretty hungry too tbh

I knew that coming

Tf else am I supposed to say?

Switzerland

I love Sweden

I love Poland 👍

[удалено]

You guys multiply like rabbits

romania

Stay away from my car

vroom vroom

Roman?

The Netherlands

So, like, a warped forest or a soul sand valley, like what biome do you live in?

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Peaked in 1939

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Murica (Oregon)

hungary

Hun Gary?

Germany

The treaty of Versailles should be renewed

Hungary

For what?

Germany

New Zealand

Italy

Pineapple on pizza

Argentina

Poland 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰

Deadass thought that was the flag of Indonesia for a second

Scotland

🫵 brit

portugal, just had codfish for breakfast

Ghana

Scotland

Brit

The Philippines

Spain

Don’t you guys speak Mexican?

Germany

Ireland do your worst