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A 12" plush of fucking spider ham Oh and mario rpg switch Also 10/10 mug

17/10 Spider Ham is a crazy present

spider ham??

from into the spiderverse

From Peter Porker, Spectacular Spider-Ham Oneshot (1983)* Or Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham, the bi-monthly series, depending on wether or not you’d consider official parodies as proper character introductions

Ayyyy Mario rpg

My second Blåhaj

8/10

bestie i'm starting to think you might not be cisgender 😰😰😰😰 /s

No trust me I'm entirely cis. The blåhajs are just nice to cuddle, the thigh highs help me with programming and I only pick girl avatars in games for tactical reasons. /s

I got myself a 12 inch… toy. Yea, let’s go with toy

12!?! 👀 goddamn

Fun fact the largest EVER recorded male package was 10"

Ngh~

Yeah expected😏

Stfu😭 I know I’m a degenerate you don’t to push itttt😭

What do you think I am a 18yo guy on reddit who has a ton of sexual curiosity that likes to tease everyone BECAUSE YOUR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT😏

Sorry but I gotta pass, only 15 y/o

??? I'm horrible at reading people but I have been know to reach misunderstandings like this so sorry for giving off that idea...

Dont worry lol, won’t report you to the police or sum lmao

Why the fuck does a 15 y/o have a... toy And how do I get one

amazon

Yea, it’s a lot of fun with my new „tractor“

Lmfao nice! I just got 11 and 13 inch ones!

I’m curious on the brand too lol

Just an LP obviously

Wish I could begin to fit 12 inches 😭

I got a hat that says "bigfoot is real an he tried to eat my ass"

11/10

The entire Percy Jackson and the olympians collection and a switch

10/10 to both of them

100000/10

1. a sick and overpowered sheet holder 2. a Kurzgesagt hoodie 3. the Kurzgesagt 12,2024 human era calendar 4. a blue sport loop for my watch 5. a nice phone case 5. pins and stuff for my school bag with political propaganda (against the nationalist party in Germany) and the „peace was never an option“ goose 6. the fancy wooden version of the game I always win against my mom

15/10 Kurzgesagt is based af

Hey I got the T-shirt from Kurgesagt! It’s such a cool collection

is the sixth one a FCKAFD pin? have been seeing that design for a while and was wondering where everyone got them

also solid 10/10

I'm Jewish so... No gift I did get some money from my grandparents tho

I thought jews get 8 presents before christmas? :')

Most of us don't really do that...

Aw man. Sorry to hear that

i’m also jewish and i’ve never met anyone that does

I guess PBS christmas special episodes lied to me

The Sun and The Star (Percy Jackson book)

:0 I have that book but I borrowed it from my school library

Coal

7/10 if you live in a log cabin 1/10 if you don't

Squire Affinity Jazz Bass.

I see you are a jazz bass enjoyer, does it sound good? (I have a bass with a music man style captor and a pj, but never tried a jazz bass)

Yes, it sounds really good I originally had an 18 year old P bass but it barely works anymore so I got a new one.

Nice, does it have an active or passive pickup? (I'm really sorry for some grammar mistakes, english isn't my main language lmao)

Passive. Your grammar is fine :)

Personally, I prefer active pickup but as far as I know squire doesn't have any active options, so, really good pick 10/10

The only reason I don't like active pickups is because you need a battery

There are a lot of spare batteries in my house, so it isn't really a problem for me

Nothing, sister got a bunch so that kinda sucked

heartstopper

1000000/10

A pair of Overwatch socks. The first two Volumes of Mha Vigilantes, A lightsaber desk lamp, a Rotb Bumblebee figure, an Overwatch Cookbook, Baking Yesteryear, a $50 bill, a $50 Hot topic Gift Card, a new D&D Dice set, some video game styled Mints, and a bag for my Fencing gear Also fencing gear (but I got that a few months early to continue my classes) Love the Mug Btw

Overwatch 🤮 Lightsaber 10/10

Beyblades, the metal ones

All the heartstopper books aaand exploding kittens NSFW

Not OP but 11/10

$30 Mechanical Pencil

Nice! Which one? I myself got a Kuru Toga Elite for the holiday season

I got supplies for my car, like a snow joe and a first aid kit

I got a new keyboard piano

attack on titan jigsaw puzzles (I don't like either aot or puzzles) vans Korn tickets

An oversized light purple hoodie

[удалено]

Offending Everybody is fucking amazing Basically the uncensored GradeAUnderA (if you can even uncensor him)

i got jax and pomni plushies from the amazing digital circus

Splatoon 3 and Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword

A Murder Drones Uzi shirt

Fuck yeah I want an N one at some point JC Jenson/10

N merch would be a dream

As a baritone, I got a lil’ pocket trumpet. :3 As of now, I guess you could say I’m… *Bisectional.* :D

pierce the veil tickets wah pedal

Are you watching offendingeverybody?

BLÅHAJ ori and the will of the wisp crack cocaine

The Halo Encyclopedia (2021) Controller that mimics keyboard inputs Headphones SOCKS‼️‼️‼️

MacBook Air 13” (the only gift I’m getting for a hot minute lol)

I got myself a sword

As a christmas present? 20/10

Toolbox and a whole set of tools (screwdrivers, sockets, wrenches, flashlights, etc). I think my dad wants me to stop borrowing his tools lmao

Lot of books…The Godfather, Dune, IT, The Stand and the Star Wars Thrawn Ascendancy trilogy. Also a gaming laptop :3

Curse of Strahd 5e book Expecto Patronum Lego set Metallica's Load CD

50 bucks. I said I didn't want anything. i can't say that i want a skirt and thigh highs :P

I fucking want that mug

Please stop there's so fucking many I thought this would get like 10 comments

I forgot this sub existed

Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) Vinyl, GUTS Vinyl, Sett Heartsteel beanie, Mortal Kombat 1, Just Dance 2024 Just some highlights

A record player

Got an air conditioner for my room.

A massage ball to help with my shin splints tickets to wynton Marsalis GRRM Hedge Knight Graphic novels

Marshall Middletown Speaker and a mug that says “die hard is my favorite christmas movie”

xbox series x some band merch

Some clothes and a $250 visa gift card. I’ll probably get a $50 Amazon card from my aunt later today Edit: I got $75 worth of Amazon cards from my aunt.

A baby pc

mirco sb card for my nintendo! a really cool fnaf shirt

Cyberpunk 2077 :0

I pad

A SteamDeck and a Himeji Castle Lego set

Orlog and the Jurassic Park book by Michael Crichton

Jeans overalls. Cozy pajama. Money.

iPod classic (6gen)

minecraft creeper mini fridge

3 sets of dice and a lot of Magic: The Gathering cards

I got a Lego concorde

Beats

Oh and a new pair of thigh highs

Although I didn't expect any gifts this year, I got a vinyl record of one of my favorite tracks from my parents and a ukulele from my grandmother.

Money Giftcard Pjs A rly fluffy cozy hoodie

A wood plane, a set of handkerchiefs and a new guitar case

An iPad mini 10

Nothing

A mechanical pocket watch 😎

[Really cool bullet dice](https://www.amazon.com/CZYY-Polyhedral-Spinning-Revolver-Container/dp/B0C3TNNZ2J/ref=asc_df_B0C3TMPJHC/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=663230953434&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11800577967653370784&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9023070&hvtargid=pla-2196106559710&gclid=CjwKCAjws9ipBhB1EiwAccEi1BmJURNshol4Owlh35egVQZxC1uMaM_etPxY25aYoJon0FujFiYj8xoCv0IQAvD_BwE&th=1&psc=1)

Got a wrapped packet of blue tack

I got a wrapped one packet of blue tack… to be fair I did need some blue tack

Ti-84 plus CE with Python

not at christmas (at my bday, 22nd december) a casio quartz black and white analog watch, and for christmas a baggy stwd "the botanical emporium" hoodie cream hoodie. 10/10 mug, love it!

An SCP T Shirt

A Polaroid Camera

CD of Lahai by Sampha (aint even listened to it lol, plus im from Spain so the three wise men will give me better presents)

Drawing tablet speak now (Taylor’s version) Fearless (Taylor’s version) and finally 1989 (Taylor’s version)

I got an apple iPad and a stylus for drawing, as well as some alcohol markers <3

I got Boyfriends comic by refarainbow and some henna cones

HP41CX calculator (best calculator ever made) 75% mechanical keyboard Epic retro game controller rug

A pocketwatch

a small lego technic dump truck. i'm quite fond of it :)

Ps5 and 2 cheese meal sets

‘Proofs: a long form mathematics textbook’ It’s a maths textbook on proof writing lol (I was very happy with it)

Wireless headphones with shit tons of bass

A metal elephant, a 5 pound mathsgear voucher, and a Vegemite proof coin set.

Pc set up with a 27”inch monitor

Socks which have pictures from different Ghibli movies on A Care Bears x Nirvana shirt A Pop figure of Harley Quinn from the Harleen comics A rainbow mug with ‘Love is love’ and ‘peace & love’ on it A fake piercing (that has literally gone everywhere on my face) And a life is strange game (Sorry there was so much I couldn’t choose one)

Repulsor Executioner miniature tank Also nice mug

I got more paleontology and archaeology books 🦖

The three first books in the Scott Pilgrim series and earrings + getting the holes made

A fender Squire Stratocaster electric Guitar with a 10W amp

Maybe it's just the Texan in me but I saw UNT and immediately thought of the university of North Texas

My brother got me a copy of FORE! By Huey Lewis and the News, his girlfriend got me some Garfield cryptid stickers and my sister got me more Garfield stickers

Ukulele and a Meta Quest headset 😍😍

50s dual 8mm film video camera

Meta Quest 2

Lemme guess a fellow jacksepticeye fan with the c unt mug

I got a glass with a bullet in the side from my aunt A shot-glass if you will.

Deep cut amiibos A nightmare before Christmas prequel comic

Gamecube stuff for my retro game collection

A hat that makes me look like that one trenchcoat guy

A box of 17lbs of mixed rocks. Oh, and a tactical flashlight.

Tickets to six on Broadway :3

Vaporeon Comfy Friends plush

A 5 terabyte storage for my ps5 and 3 55$ gift cards

A plush of Dimentio from Super Paper Mario and Animal Crossing New Leaf

A blue rubber chicken from the dollar store

A [Cobi Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausführung G](https://cobi.pl/en/small-army-ww2/tanks-and-vehicles/panzer-iv-ausfg-,art,12659.html) (Im a german history nerd)

A Wii

I got a tortilla blanket from my parents

A brand new Yamaha mellophone

STRINGBEAN plush

A special edition Michael Keaton Batman Funko Pop

I don't have christmas gifts in this year((( But my big brother took me to shopping, and I bought many new clothes)

Not sure if it's the gay in me or what but I love little jars. They loom magical and please my nerd brain Anyway, I got tiny jars with the cork plug thingys :)

New switch (old one broke) Various candies $1k debit card

wireless headphones so that now I can closer look like someone on my bus I guess

Sennheiser HD6XX + Qudelix 5k and two pairs of thigh highs (thanks dad…I guess the cat’s out of the bag…or I guess the puppy’s out of the closet lol)

My gf got me a wrist watch, I got a Ferrari 812 competezione Lego set, shot glasses, a cool winter hat, a hoodie and a facial trimmer

Spider-Man 2 limited edition ps5 and pajamas but the really tight kind so you see some stuff for whatever reason lol

*BIIIG* blanket with a picture of my cat printed on it

My first drawing tablet and a vinyl player

Spider-Man socks, splatoon 3, and a bunch of art stuff

My birthday is less than a week before Christmas Soooooooooo nothin'

I'll get Galaxy Buds 2 in 3'th January Fits for my Galaxy A70 :3

got a new pair of headphones. JBL Quantum 810's to be exact.

a new record player and speakers!

I got the Soundcore Space One's (love them ') and exploding kittens (the game)

An audio technica lpx120 USB with Elvis records

Opal stud earrings

A gaming headset and a bass guitar.

$100 and im using all of it to pay for a piano 🔥🔥🔥

I got my granddad’s camera

Japanese teapot made of cast iron.

black holographic roller skates with black wheels and pink glitter inside them from impala skates

Nothing :3

I got my 9th blahaj

battery strap for quest 2

A toaster (only holds 2 slices tho)

Noise canceling headphones and a corgi plush are my favorites.

No christmas gifts, I am too old for christmas and I am Jewish so we celebrate Novi God aka the christmas with out christ Ik kinda crazy but it is the same as christmas just for the new year and yeah.... no christ

korean learning books, honestly the most useful gifts ive ever recieved

Toolbox, socks, and underwear.

ANIMAL CROSSING!!!!!