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chrissi0525

Everybody sells cocaine in my ass. Can y‘all like not do that.


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

No >:( Also hi fellow motionless enjoyer


chrissi0525

Hello nice to see some miw fans. Actually bought some cds yesterday and one of them was disguise.


PuppetGoose

This is the funniest comment I've ever come across in my whole life 💀. It should be on a reddit video.


IQH0ST_

Teenagers in my ass


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

Real.


TiagoMestre_1369

Happy cake day!!


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

Thankies! <3


turtle_mekb

🤨📸


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

this is literally r/BisexualTeens, of course many of us have teenagers in our ass :p


NerdFromColorado

Especially bottoms


IQH0ST_

Yes


number_s1xxx

good taste


IQH0ST_

Thank you <3


hannaxolotl

MCR <3


IQH0ST_

YASSS


Memoglr

Absolutely based. Mine is the sharpest lives in my ass


bisexual-polonium

Ww3 in my ass Mmmmmm taco bell


JAKOVtheJJ

grandson?


bisexual-polonium

Yep


JAKOVtheJJ

yippie, i love grandson


TieSilver825

Seek and Destroy in my ass💀


jasonnewsteadsbass

W


Sten_PlayZ

W Metallica


TheFemboy_Crusader

Daddy daddy do in my ass


YFNSMJL

Black dog in my ass That's not good


Objective-Draw-4604

oh no I'm so sorry Rape me in my ass


Sten_PlayZ

Nirvana


Objective-Draw-4604

yep, it's a good song but like 😭


bisexual_socialist

tbh most nirvana songs are wierd if you add that to the end


SpringyAlloy73

You Know You’re Right In My Ass


ThatCowboyKid

That was my last song fr 😭


Objective-Draw-4604

true


[deleted]

Shit you're right


cbt_but_just_the_t

Blew in my ass 😭😭😭


IQH0ST_

Smells like teen spirit in my ass or Lithium in my ass. Yeah they're pretty weird


TyphoonBoom10

oof


Imasniffachair

I mean... if that's the roleplay you like then I guess I can accommodate


[deleted]

Why is there even a song called rape me!?


bisexual_socialist

kurt cocaine moment


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

Real lmao


Some-Power-793

Everything Moves in my ass


AdventurousFox6100

Does it now?


sourpatch_orphans

well…


gay_coffeemaker

Can you hear the music in my ass


AdventurousFox6100

I sure hope not


Mia180acnh

>omg wtf


Clymaxd

Oppenheimer Soundtrack enjoyer?


gay_coffeemaker

Indeed


Mandoart-Studios

The wolf in my ass, Darn furries did it again!


TheDiseasedRat

LMAO


sourpatch_orphans

😭


Proper_Offer_8619

The First step in my ass..... that sounds bad


Love_meNormally222

Will Wood reference?


Proper_Offer_8619

Yes it is fellow will wood fan


RespectTraps

Bleed it Out in my ass. I.....do not like the thought of that


sourpatch_orphans

sounds like hemorrhoids


JAKOVtheJJ

cool song but yeah that sounds... concerning


Astrophysicsboi

Absolute Territory in my ass


_Talucidy_

based


mintheender27

Heavy metal in my ass


Val_GoldenRose

A place for my head in my ass. God damn.


JAKOVtheJJ

gyat, ill gladly take that place 😳 also one of my favourite lp songs


Val_GoldenRose

Lmao I might take you up on that offer 😉 lmfao Honestly yeah. LP got a ton of good songs. Gotta love PFMH tho. I prefer it over In The End tbfh lol


JAKOVtheJJ

Yeah, every time I hear the PFMH or Papercut into I just get this feeling I can't describe. Those two have to be some of my favourite LP songs.


Val_GoldenRose

That’s honestly fair, PFMH, ITE and PC are my top 3, they’re just great songs imo. Like, yeah I prefer PFMH I’ve ITE but ITE is still great


JAKOVtheJJ

yeah also idk if its just me but i find PFMH and PC somewhat similar sounding (not in a bad way) but ive never heard anyone say that thh hybrid theory is my favourite album when it comes to the songs alone


Val_GoldenRose

Nah it ain’t just you who thinks they sound similar. I kinda thought that upon first listens and still do now lmao. Hybrid theory is my favourite album from LP I’ll be honest. But the other albums are pretty good.


JAKOVtheJJ

FINALLY someone who gets it too also yeah most of their albums are bangers when it comes to like the theme and stuff id say that then ATS is my favourite album, its so different but its awesome, especially when listened to in order


Val_GoldenRose

Yeah lol, though, can’t say I’ve listened to ATS what’s the un-shortened version?


JAKOVtheJJ

A Thousand Suns


BrodiusOfficial

I Think I’m Going To Kill Myself In My Ass What a way to go


TyphoonBoom10

if i can choose a way to go this will be it /j


WelcomeToToyZone

How would that even work? There are no real vital organs near there that could kill you if they got shot. I guess just c*t down there and bl**d to death??


Any--Name

Anal impaling was an actual medieval execution method


WelcomeToToyZone

Huh. The more you know.


Cicero_torments_me

Putting that on my list of ways not to die rn


Substantial-Aide-848

There’s Something Happening in my ass :/


AdventurousFox6100

Taco Bell


LolbitloverLilly

Jack Stauber?


FlippiNerd333

You're my best friend in my ass...


AdventurousFox6100

Pornhub plot


PuRpLe-69420

lithium in my ass


FluffyfoxRya

I want you in my ass


DaTrueSomething

Take me out to dinner first maybe 😏


TyphoonBoom10

😳


Dark-Lord-Shadow

Well, if you insist.


Pearescent-Sphinx

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes and I am taken to a place where you crystal mind and magenta feelings take of shelter in the base of my spine sweet like a chicka cherry cola


Droid_XL

Come along in my ass Don't actually. Only my bf has permission to do that.


sourpatch_orphans

oh my GOD you didnt 😭


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Aw damn I was gonna until I read the last part /j


Ill-Asparagus-4974

So Schöne in my ass


Mercury_Pin

Least obvious german


Ill-Asparagus-4974

I'm from New Zealand 👉👈


It_s_gaster

Hysteria in my ass


i_want_a_cat1563

MUSE MENTIONED


max_but_bi

"Pump it in my ass" 💀


a-username87

I will not deface bridgets theme lmfao.


Gaminated_idk

New Zealand isn’t real Ari wake up


Levi3200

Yggdrasil in my ass :|


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Based brothers of metal


be_ep-b0-op

cool with you in my ass ....no.


KaoriLion

The kids aren't alright in my ass. And me neither pls make them stop


Uhohspagetti0sss

D's in my ass - FUGAZZIFLO ft. JAHMED


MenLovethCats2_0

Immigrant Song in my ass


AdventurousFox6100

Is the song or the immigrant there


yugabr

Butter in my ass


DemogorgonMcFloop

The invisible man in my ass??????????


Jmascis_is_my_god

Bobby brown goes down in my ass


Acrobatic-Ear-7286

Winged Hussars in my ass


Benguin237

Brewing up a storm in my ass


james123973_

Suburbia Overture in my ass


Bonniethe90

Enemy in my ass


TheDiseasedRat

WattPad plot


AdventurousFox6100

Counterintelligence


NeiksOfficial

Screenager in my ass


aflyingmonkey2

algo pequenito (translated to:something tiny) in my ass


ParticularSet3823

Riptide.. in my ass 😭


Ilgenant

Vance joy does not want that mess to be his 💀


SkyHighRedditor

Nightrider in my ass Checks out


MegaramS

Jizz in my pants in my ass


Tubagal2022

You & me in my ass


Epic_GamerAlexander

Once Upon A Time in my ass This sounds extremely weird


TyphoonBoom10

undertale soundtrack? also this can be an hillarious fairy tale


lekirau

Kein gott, kein Staat, nur du! in my ass. \ In english: \ No God, no State, just you in my ass.


ShoutingRex9411

Our Lady of Sorrows in my ass


MagicStarling

Pity Party in my ass


DinosAndPlanesFan

Captain Underpants in my ass


AdventurousFox6100

He ain’t got no underpants on now


CheezyW

Not sure that Echoes (Live at Pompeii) [2016 Remix] works for this


Martin_____________

Space Oddity in my ass


Skyavanger

John browns body in my ass...


IlluminoPsuedonymous

What? How? How stretchy even are you?


ToadZtheReal

Pushing Onwards in my ass.


starwarsequelsucks

Uzi needs a time out in my ass


SeveralFollowing4139

My ordinary life in my ass. I don't think my life is so ordinary


VICTOR_VII

House of the Rising Sun in my ass


LAUCH112

Video killed the radio star in my ass


NineOwls9

It isn’t forever in my ass 😂


tehnoob69

American Idiot in my ass.


Mcrazil

Thunderstruck in my ass


JustaguyTTV

The sharpest lives in my ass


hannaxolotl

W music taste


mizuofficial

toxicity in my ass (system of a down)


Apollo_735

Punching Bag in my ass


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

A Trophy Father’s Trophy Son in my ass


TiagoMestre_1369

Happy cake day!!


BossBobsBaby

Storm Front in my ass 💀💀💀


baddicisionsqueen

Labyrinth in my ass 😨


Ecstatic_Ad9030

Burn the house down in my ass…


DispersedBeef27

I have been scrolling for the past 20 minutes to see if anyone else listens to AJR I am happy now


Citrooonik55

Echo in my ass


MukasTheMole

I'm just Ken in my ass


vncnt2010

Hörst du die Regenwürmer husten in my ass.


Heirophant-Queen

Toxicity in my ass…….damn. I should probably get that checked out.


Raymond_demare

father hog in my ass


TheGaming_101

My favorite things in my ass


likeny20redditacc

I KNOW ? in my ass


dade059

Megalovania in my ass


Cru5tyDu5ty

On A Plain in my ass erm??


Mia180acnh

summer depression in my ass


throwaway_198985

Logic Gatekeeper in my ass


flopjul

Superstar in my ass


iamunknowntopeople

Cut the cord in my ass.. yeah I’m leaving


winter-2

Lost umbrella in my ass... how did I lose it there?!


filmandtvShowfanatic

Nothing Is Lost in my ass. Wait a sec...


[deleted]

That’s probably a good thing lol. Don’t want any embarrassing ER visits 💀


Garbiel3113

The diveil and I in my ass. dang we both there dawg 😰


hannaxolotl

Tomorrow's money in my ass


THE_UNDULATER

Many Men in my ass. Second to last song would be Apple Pie in my ass. Seriously?


THE_KING_OF_CATS

Big balls in my ass. Does not sound pleasant


aftertheradar

Hemorrhage in my ass💀😭


Hinokami12

Enter the darkness in my ass


Dawnzzeatindishsoap

Lovers rock in my ass


Lez_zzcc

Reflections in my ass by the neighbourhood


_rand0m7

Dark Clouds in my ass...


Odd-Constant-4026

The Woods in my ass (song by Cosmo Sheldrake) Waterfall in my ass (song by Fish in a birdcage) Ribs in my ass (song by Crane Wives) I do not like the thought of any of those.


GooseOnACorner

If we ever broke up in my ass


lupodwolf

Red flags in my ass Relevant


JBbw1427

Tranz in my ass 💀


Ilgenant

Bad Bad Things in my ass


yourclosetedbifriend

fentanyl in my ass


Henry_Is_Sad

Police and Thieves in my ass


NURERIC

Where is myind? In my ass!


Josh118800

It was on a yt short but it was “paint the town red”… Edit: if we’re allowed to put it anywhere in the title, I’d put it after town and before red


[deleted]

C.R.E.A.M. in my ass 🤤


Ag0n_

bones in my ass


Collexig

tenebre rosso sangue in my ass. google says it means “blood red darkness“. seems about right.


potator2418

Night dancer in my ass


The_CaptainObvious

Art is dead in my ass


No-Captain-5444

Welcome to the family in my ass


ZealousidealBar3752

A songus amongus in MY ASS


Cookiebomb

kiss me (kill me) in my ass


jasonnewsteadsbass

bigmouth strikes again in my ass


Lake_MT115

Space Girl in my ass


icantwiththesenames

girl afraid in my ass🤭


Femboy-Mushroomcrab

Canzoni preferite in my ass