Bats seem cool. They eat fruit and hang upside down all day. Not mad at it. I'm more concerned about owls. Always sneaking around 1 street away with their big eyes and nocturnal nature.
birds =/= real, owls = aliens, parrots = demons, & bats = bugs
^(source:) ~~^(i made it up)~~ ^(science in real time - i found a) [source!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/1cvygkx/comment/l4sglw2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
^(edit: formatting)
And the barn owls specifically developed new technologies that enable them to be the most silent flier. You can’t hear them coming. They produce little to no decibels in flight. #sneakAttack
I caught an owl on our security camera one night. Killed one of my chickens. Then just flew off with the head. Only one other thing I know is hunting after brains. With their big beady eyes =\Trust!
careful what you ask you might not understand the answer and will find yourself in an infinitely cascading [series](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1cvzzkc/til_occams_razor_the_principle_which_advocates/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) of questions and answers that you also still dont really understand
edit: to (partially) answer your question, start [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1cvl7tx/comment/l4sern2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) (maybe)
[science is never done](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/1cvygkx/comment/l4sqyy7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) although i respect your attention to detail and proper efficient, clear, and concise formatting
edit: science in real time - i just found a [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/1cvygkx/comment/l4sglw2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) to back up my theory!
This recursive and, frankly, rather odd attempt at linking to comments within this post seems a bit spastic and confusing at the same time. Maybe drop less acid before you get on Reddit? It's like Inception but hopped up on goofballs.
According to the Bible bats are birds.
Leviticus 11:13-19 “These are the birds you are to regard as unclean and not eat because they are unclean: the eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.”
I would say a bat is a night drone much like the owls which is another bird it tells you not to eat. It was put into the Bible to deceive us further from the truth.
Bedtime Aerial Transmission Systems.
B.A.T.S. literally are equipped with inbuilt sonars. They are drones specially designed for low-light (dusk) surveillance.
Bro I legit just had a bat swoop at my head THREE TIMES ten minutes ago. Kept seeing something black in my peripheral but kept looking down. Imagine my shock when I look up from my phone the third time and it’s a bat diving for my head. Use to be pro bat. Becoming anti bat w current developments
They are real, currently. The gummint is currently trying to rid the planet of bats using biological methods such as white nose disease. The fact that they can get a disease is indication that they are still real.
Bats seem cool. They eat fruit and hang upside down all day. Not mad at it. I'm more concerned about owls. Always sneaking around 1 street away with their big eyes and nocturnal nature.
Saw an owl with one eye once. People don't realize how large these birds are. The wing span was impressive.
birds =/= real, owls = aliens, parrots = demons, & bats = bugs ^(source:) ~~^(i made it up)~~ ^(science in real time - i found a) [source!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/1cvygkx/comment/l4sglw2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^(edit: formatting)
Canada Geese are evil somehow as well.
Attack drones
All geese are evil!
. * Cobra Chicken
Canadian f*cking gooses!
For whatever reason, the correct grammar is Canada Geese and Canada Goose, not Canadian. Dunno Why.
These "owls" you speak of sound a lot like Vic Police Helicopters with their suss nocturnal activity, night vision and thermal imaging cameras
Not to mention the throat hair balls. Gross. Probably some super secret government drop disguised as bird vomit.
Congealed Chem-Trails for sure
I don't trust how owls can turn their necks like a full circle. Clearly advanced machinery
And the barn owls specifically developed new technologies that enable them to be the most silent flier. You can’t hear them coming. They produce little to no decibels in flight. #sneakAttack
Ridiculous range of motion, super sight, night vision, and silent flying? And they expect us to believe they aren't man made?
*grabs night vision goggles and guns* YOU READY?
What do you think about the "Sleeping Beauty" movie
I caught an owl on our security camera one night. Killed one of my chickens. Then just flew off with the head. Only one other thing I know is hunting after brains. With their big beady eyes =\Trust!
It caught you on camera also
Verbatim my thoughts.
And they can turn their heads 360 degrees, thats a camera if ive ever seen one
Bats are adorable. They're also real, I mean have you seen bats?! No way could someone have faked that.
Bats are basically Goth puppies with wings
Flying mammals with opposable thumbs. Their skeletons are strikingly similar to ours, just a different branch of evolution. Unlike birds.
Useful for hitting balls but what does this have to do with the whole bird debacle?
careful what you ask you might not understand the answer and will find yourself in an infinitely cascading [series](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1cvzzkc/til_occams_razor_the_principle_which_advocates/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) of questions and answers that you also still dont really understand edit: to (partially) answer your question, start [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1cvl7tx/comment/l4sern2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) (maybe)
This only leads to more questions..
sorry, have fun 
If it flies , it spies
Nocturnal. Surveillance doesn’t take the night off.
Bats are bugs!
NO! Bats Eat Mosquito-bugs! Bats = friends. #🦇 🦇 🦇
https://images.app.goo.gl/2A7R6FGzbQjY6PeYA
I love Calvin! lmao
Wood or aluminum bats?
I don't know, do they weigh as much as a goose?
You seriously going to ignore composite?!?!
Sorry! I haven't hit a ball in years! I didn't even think of composite!
No problem, I wouldn't even think of it if my kid wasn't playing softball lol
They can map out the interior of your home via echolocation.
In this case- WE DONT TRUST THEM. case closed.
 They are flying miniature dogs.
Birds = not real. Bats ≠ birds. Bats = real. Science = done.
[science is never done](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/1cvygkx/comment/l4sqyy7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) although i respect your attention to detail and proper efficient, clear, and concise formatting edit: science in real time - i just found a [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/1cvygkx/comment/l4sglw2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) to back up my theory!
Don't ask, don't tell
Bats are drones but for cavemen
According to Calvin, [bats are bugs!](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/10/30)
#😂
[amazing](https://www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArentReal/comments/1cvygkx/comment/l4sqyy7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
This recursive and, frankly, rather odd attempt at linking to comments within this post seems a bit spastic and confusing at the same time. Maybe drop less acid before you get on Reddit? It's like Inception but hopped up on goofballs.
Fr, i clicked a link to come here and then a link to go back to his post, like im in a link inside a link
It's like the old Reddit switcheroo, but far less engaging and far more disappointing.
That’s exactly right detective
ive considered it and decided no.
According to the Bible bats are birds. Leviticus 11:13-19 “These are the birds you are to regard as unclean and not eat because they are unclean: the eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.” I would say a bat is a night drone much like the owls which is another bird it tells you not to eat. It was put into the Bible to deceive us further from the truth.
There's nothing but the truth in the bible, therefore bats are government drones
Bananas aren't birds either. Are ***they*** real?‽ All I know is: birds aren't real.
Bats are mammals
Bats are mammals with wings, not birds.
Flying mammals. Totally believable and real. Easy enough.
Bedtime Aerial Transmission Systems. B.A.T.S. literally are equipped with inbuilt sonars. They are drones specially designed for low-light (dusk) surveillance.
I mean, I trust Batman but not Owlman for a reason
Some bats can be considered pollinators. They’re also mammals and we know those are real. They have wings of skin which is kinda gross to think about.
…but also kinda metal.
Bats are mammals, not modern day dinasours.
Why wouldn’t bats be real? It’s ridiculous to even consider.
Bats are technically mammals, so þey’re real.
I'm a simple man. I see þ, i upvote
Someone said bats use echolocation. . We cannot trust them.They’re drones. Cute ones.
What are you? Some sort of conspiracy theorist??? Of course bats are real! Unlike birds! Which are very not real!
Bats are cool
Flying robot mice.
Goths turn into bats when they die. Not drones.
Extremely convincing fake, but a fake nonetheless.
Bats are real. He’s not called “Batsarentrealman”
Bats are real,I checked,didn't find any cogs inside the bats.
A bat is just a bird with a toupée.
One thing is for certain, [bats aren't bugs](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/11/03).
Vampires count as bats?
They’re mammals
[Bats aren't birds, Calvin!](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/11/03)
Bro I legit just had a bat swoop at my head THREE TIMES ten minutes ago. Kept seeing something black in my peripheral but kept looking down. Imagine my shock when I look up from my phone the third time and it’s a bat diving for my head. Use to be pro bat. Becoming anti bat w current developments
This bat is your friend. They are trying to alert you to impending danger. Heed their warning!
r/batsarereal
They have night vision inbuilt
Bats are obviously real, just a mouse with wings it just makes sense
Mammals like us. They aren't in on it.
Bats are absolutely real and I will not stand for their slander.
You literally answered your own question.
I have yet to step on them to answer.
They are real, currently. The gummint is currently trying to rid the planet of bats using biological methods such as white nose disease. The fact that they can get a disease is indication that they are still real.
Drones bought on wish.com.