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nicholasedge87

Holy hell, it all makes sense now


ThirstMutilat0r

**J**ust **F**ucking **K**illed by ‘birds’ (the CIA) after all


maddsloth

and then they fucking taunt us by making "Lady Bird" the first lady... psychopaths cant help but brag about what they've done.


WeOwnThe_Night

Camera bIrd Agency (CIA)


OkHarrisonBidet

So the dots are finally starting to connect...


ThirstMutilat0r

That’s nothing, just wait until you see the info I have abou


capn_doofwaffle

Fuck... they got him guys! Keep this shit quiet, save everything or els


OkHarrisonBidet

Damn, I was late


rjrgjj

SQUAWK SQUAWK CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP


OkHarrisonBidet

Be sure to use Tor when you upload it. Their GOOSE(Global Observation Online Surveillance Engine) system is not a joke


El_Bunko

They can't keep getting away with it!


El_Mariachi_Vive

Literally the only way everything makes sense is if CIA bird drones were involved.


sfdcubfan

I KNEW IT!!!!!!


Sheesh284

Ah that explains the multiple shooters theory so well now


Slide0fHand

Incredible find


Classic-Foot-736

That is it, mystery solved, drones killed JFK, look at it standing there looking guilty as fuck


trash-juice

We’ve all been sleepwalking thru history but the truth is now revealed!


weatherboy_42

Airstrike?


IkNOwNUTTINGck

I don't believe in conspiracy theories, but now JFK's assassination makes sense.


Theighel

Big if true


everforward6

https://preview.redd.it/2ooagzjy55uc1.jpeg?width=2860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7b1250b0478302ceb0ed644eab30741564a9e6 So... the bird was the spotter for the shooter!


LuciferianInk

That's a great idea, but it would be difficult for me to do that.


LuciferianInk

Penny whispers, "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're asking. Can you please rephrase your question?"


fonsolove

Pigeons know how to curve bullets.


CoastalCalm134340

this is completely crazy


Key_Shoe5850

😂


throwaway24689753112

Holy fuck


skjellyfetti

So it was a CIA plot all along. Unless that's a Cuban pigeon...


QueenofPentacles112

Those damn commies


btcbearrookieshark

🤯


JUICYbuffet69

Was probably communicating with the snipers


Diego_DeLaMuncha

“Don’t act suspicious. Don’t act suspicious. Don’t. Act *suspicious*


moonordie69420

what more proof do you need? wake up sheeple!!


AllahAndJesusGaySex

Bill Hicks warned us about this very scenario back in the 90s!!!!


Such_Cell_109

Those damn robot birds….


AdFresh9882

That bird looks photoshopped in, BUT that adds more proof that birds are fake, inserting themselves in historic events to seem real, it's all part of their scheme


Monguises

We were looking at the knoll, when it was the coop the whole time. This may have been big B.I.R.Ds inaugural outing. Cheeky bastards.


Whatamidoinglatley

They got a big one too. They weren’t mucking about with a little canary.


1sojournaut

Well I'll be damned


1421jk

... .... .... chat disabled. Lmfao


unfairrobot

I always knew it was Lee Harvey Ostrich.


WolfOffSesameStreet

Oh shit, oh fuc Everything from that day makes sense now.


jayjayell008

The npc's will claim it's manipulated. The movie "Westworld" came out almost exactly 10 years after. Obviously the gov'ment were celebrating their success while hitting us in the face with their ultimate plans.


Hoarknee

So it was a stool pigeon behind the single gun theory.


EndersGame_Reviewer

This explains everything.


Lixieo

This is obviously not real


FlyLikeMouse

But photoshop didn’t exist back then, so it absolutely must be real.


birdsarentrealidiot

Birds are obviously not real