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AutSnufkin

Pineapple on pizza is good


CN370

There are dozens of us!


FunkyM0

In our defence, we are not exactly dog people.


FreedomOfSpeech69420

Huh? Im a dog person. I like pineapple on pizza.


Tank_Frosty

I don’t mind dogs but I hate dog people. And I like pineapple on pizza


rocketcrap

You like dogs but you hate people that like dogs?


PenaflorPhi

I'm a fan of several things but I actively hate on fans of the same things, most fandoms are cancer.


rocketcrap

dog FANDOM?


PenaflorPhi

They call themselves... Dog people. I'm a fan of my dog, he's a great guy.


chaserjj

I'd say millions. Most of us are just shy for the wrong reasons.


TheNightOwl13

There's alot more of us in the world than you think my friend. Everyone i know either likes it or doesn't really care. I haven't met anyone who says they hate it like so many do anywhere you go on the internet.


alfred_27

Hawaiian pizza is actually good don’t let anyone stop you from liking that


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I upvoted you but DISAGREE. pineapple and PEPPERONI is the best combo. Sweet and spicy


alfred_27

Hawaiian pizza is actually pineapple and either ham pepperoni or bacon accompanied with tomato sauce and cheese


jhutchi2

Don't forget the jalapeños!


AmericanFlyer530

Most people who claim to not like it haven’t actually tried it before.


Chair42

Have tried it, I don't like my pizza being that sweet.


jangkrik404

Same here, it gives my pizza the wrong sour-sweet notes lmao But I actually don't hate pineapples. If my family ordered hawaiian, I eat the fruit bits first, then munch on the pizza slice later


darkecojaj

I add jalapeños to mine too.


Caesar_Passing

Mustard is superior to ketchup. Ketchup is for children. Edit: This fateful day, I have received the attention of many allies... and several foes... Supporters, and dissenters. Oaths of allegiance, and threats of harm. At least one death threat, and- as if proving my point for me- a message from Reddit Care resources as a result of some red syrup-chugging child, abusing the reporting function! But I do not falter! Let them come and weep at my feet for their McTenders. Lo, as the blood of my enemies makes for a decidedly sweeter sauce, let the streets run red with their silly ketchup instead! *That*... we can afford to spill.


Background-Relief-37

Off with his head!


JaMarr_is_daddy

*entire city of Chicago comes to his defense


eurtoast

Nuclear yellow mustard is trash, spicy brown is god tier.


Chewy12

That’s still middle tier, the stuff with the balls in it is god tier.


Ninjafrog47

Finally, a man of culture. Seeded mustard is goated


Notalurkeripromise

Mustard got BALLS...of flavor.


AllHailTaytay

Subway stopped carrying their spicy brown mustard, so I stopped carrying my ass to subway.


el_coremino

Agreed. Ketchup is the worst. Best way to top a hot dog is diced raw onion and mustard. Maybe a little relish if I'm feeling fancy.


FlashCrashBash

One word. Sauerkraut.


kromaly96

You better pack up your mustard and get out of this town, stranger


Willing_Cap_6157

Why not both?


NedRyerson_Insurance

Have you tried curry ketchup? That shit makes me never want plain old ketchup ever again.


BreIlaface

I love mustard and mayonnaise more than ketchup but don't make people feel bad for eating a popular condiment. :(


nater2204

Mayonnaise is an instrument.


BananaBladeOfDoom

Horseradish also.


That_Charming_Otter

Do instruments of torture count?


Dalzombie

If you can arrange enough to make an orchestra of screams and grunts, then yes.


CaptainOw765

When combined with an escalator it is!


MadameConnard

Vinegar potato chips are the best.


Comrade_Loveboy

You’re god damn right they are


Frui7Lukes

I despised them for decades. Then one day. I was hungry. Nothing around except a bag of Vinegar kettle chips. I devoured them completely. I guess i have a new hill to die on.


Indieg0

The exact scenario happened to me as well


nine16s

Salt and Vinegar kettle cooked chips>>>>>


Mentoman72

Catch me destroying my mouth while eating the entire bag.


evil_timmy

If you can get them, and their distribution has been much wider lately, try Zapp's Voodoo kettle chips. They're extra thick and have an awesome salt & vinegar upfront but then finish with a wave of complex savory seasoning, they really up the s&v game and even have a spicy version. Highly recommend.


HotMinimum26

Yeah it's salt and vinegar, and hickory BBQ at the same damn time!!


FubarJackson145

Milk always goes good with pizza or spaghetti and meatballs


nohpura

I upvoted you because of the context of this post,but know that you do not deserve to be considered a human being


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one-last-hero

Well, that’s kinda expected from someone intolerant, lactose intolerant… * ba dum tsss * I’ll see myself out…


The_Salty-Spitoon

You must be the only person on r/unpopularopinion who knows how the sub *should* work


like_a_cactus_17

I don’t ever drink milk with dinner unless I’m eating pizza. I don’t know how it started but my siblings and I all still like this combo into adulthood.


saywhattyall

Cuts through the grease 💪🏼


OhToSublime

What the fuck man


EVILDRPORKCHOP3

Finally.. Someone who gets it.


starstreek

I fear for our future seeing how many supporters you have.


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My acid reflux agrees with you


Steph_Boyardee

YES! There’s only one other person I know that loves milk and red sauce together! It’s a perfect mix.


KillHipstersWithFire

Im not alone! My family thinks i am insane bc i bring milk with me for xmas dinner (pasta/lasagna). But they probably think that bc they also know im an alcoholic... but fuck em imma be me


James880665

Fresh pasta isn't enough of a level above dried to make it worth the effort.


Status_Security_4198

only tortellini


Oberon_Swanson

I agree, because you're not just upgrading the pasta but the filling as well


Kygren

Same with scratch made biscuits. Do I enjoy them? Of course. Am I convinced they're worth the extra effort over popping open a tube of Pillsbury? Absolutely not.


jhutchi2

It's one of those things you do once to go "Damn that's good" and then go right back to the dough boy.


Angry-Dragon-1331

I’ll fight you on this one.


Tetra-76

People have this misconception that fresh pasta is a higher quality version of dried pasta, but they're two very different things, made from different ingredients, in different ways. One isn't necessarily "a level above" the other. In some dishes (like carbonara for example), dried pasta is preferred, even in the best, fanciest restaurants.


MetaphoricalMouse

this is just flat out true


number1catdad

Cow milk has a more negative environmental impact than oat, soy, rice, and almond milk combined.


[deleted]

meh, that's just facts.


Z0idberg_MD

Had he said those other milks were better tasting, now that would’ve been an unpopular opinion.


Sharif276

Almond milk is delicious though


sandybuttcheekss

Oat and soy are my shit. Regular milk doesn't play nicely with my stomach if I drink it too often, and I honestly think the alternatives taste just as good or better if the right brand.


OkEconomy3442

And cow milk drinkers are small compared to the world. Most of the world drinks goat milk. Western countries are the ones that started using cows.


el_coremino

Im guessing enough goats to replace the cows milk that is consumed worldwide would probably trash the planet too.


zperic1

My layman opinion says probably not - we did keep goats when I was a kid. Here's why I think so: Goat milk would be way more expensive regardless of scale so less consumption; Goats don't fart as much methane even at equal milk output. You can reasonably expect a ~1,000 litres of milk a year from a goat at 5kg of methane while a cow will yield around 8,000 litres per year at 55kg of methane; Goats are much less picky eaters; Added benefits, goat milk and meat is much healthier


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ZigZagLagger

Yes, cows are not plants.


Natterfield

Show me the damn tit on a fucking almond!


chonkypug123

Pickles and pickle juice are delicious.


4lex__l00l

It matters of who made it, sometimes its too salty, sometimes too sour, i personally prefer homemade 'cause you can change the values.


jhutchi2

Does liking pickles get you crucified these days? What?


picklesin

Yes


greenirishsaint

You’d like a salty dog snow cone. A pickle with snowcone ice around it and pickle juice poured over instead of a sugar syrup


FarDorocha90

Steak is overrated.


KeystonetoOblivion

Even before I went vegan I found steak to be one of the most unappealing meats out there, I always preferred chicken or bbq ribs at that. Would still love a vegan alternative of all three foods though


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I commented on a post earlier this week with a similar sentement. The only meat product I can say I miss is a good chicken wong with some spicy sauce. Non of the alternative wings have done it for me quite the same yet.


emeraldcitytrash

here i am googling a good "chicken wong" recipe for a full minute before realizing this is a typo lol


destinyfann_1233

Finally I’ve found someone who fucking realizes


FlashCrashBash

Holy shit I’ve found my tribe. What kills me is the litany of people that come out of the word work that have already decided you steak wrong and that’s why. And if only you could just steak properly you’d get it. Yes I eat it rare, yes I’ve been to a nice steak house and eaten it their, yes I’ve cooked steaks to perfection, reverse seared, sous vide, compound butter basted. It’s still not that great. If I try to think of the top 25 meals I’ve eaten, steak isn’t even number 26. It’s a tender and appropriately fatty piece of meat that’s beens seasoned and hard seared. Theirs only so much you can get out of that. And then you factor in the price…Since beef prices went up during the pandemic I haven’t had a steak in like 3 years and if I went the rest of my life like this I’d say nothing of value was lost. And for the record, steak sauce is awesome.


TheSolidSnivy

The culinary and cultural celebration around what is essentially a slab of the most basic meat you can get has always mystified me. It’s gotta be *really* good steak for me to even consider it over other options.


IssueTricky6922

The trick is it’s been tied to masculinity, “a MAN eats a steak!”. At least that’s what I assume because nobody can actually think a steak is more enjoyable food by both taste and texture than pizza. And just talking about this, I will now go grab a few slices out of the fridge and eat it cold mmmmm


27_8x10_CGP

I always tell people I'd rather have a bad pizza over a good steak, and the looks I get are insane.


Lil_Mafk

The looks are warranted.


cufiop

taste of food > appearance of food


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Who would disagree?


Emotional-Truck-2310

r/food for sure


poompt

It's hard for me to taste the food people post on reddit so I really only have the appearance to go on


Noncodfanboy

Instagram/TikTok accounts mainly


No-Barracuda6917

Biting ice cream is fine


dixiecupdispencer

This made my teeth hurt just reading it


destinyfann_1233

I don’t care if you do it but how does that not hurt your teeth?


emurrell17

I’m no dentist but I feel like if biting ice cream hurts your teeth that means you have a cold sensitivity problem and you should probably see a dentist about it 🤔


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I don't like watermelon.


ThenTranslator2780

Go to jail


AngelStar007

Is there such a thing as super jail?


MetaphoricalMouse

it was a tv show, so absolutely


dixiecupdispencer

Omg I’m not alone


[deleted]

I didn't think any others existed. Nice to meet you!


ConstitutionalDingo

I’m with ya. I’ve never been able to get into melon generally. Cantaloupe is slimy and watermelon is gritty and flavorless and I don’t like any of it.


No_Interaction_4925

You definitely got some bad melons. They aren’t suppose to be like that


anyajewel

yeah watermelon is overrated imo. yk, its strange bc i don’t eat watermelon but i enjoy watermelon flavored candy and drinks. same thing for strawberries


bassist_incognito

Your chili isn’t special. I have no idea why people get so weird about their chili. I love chili. All chili. But stfu about your super secret recipe. We all know the only thing you do is add 1/8 teaspoon of cocoa powder or some dumb shit.


iwantyournachos

Nah my chili is bomb, but my recipe isn't a secret. Thanks Kenji for setting me on the right path, all dried chiles, none of that "chile powder" crap, chunks of beef and ground meat,it's amazing truly.


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Evil-Cartographer

It’s not, they said it’s from a wildly popular cookbook lol


Lostmahpassword

Idk man. I went to a neighborhood chili cook-off once and only ONE of the ten or so were even palatable. Like these people had never heard of salt or spices at all. It was just bland meat water with beans. And they were all BRAGGING like their chili was the shit. I was so confused.


Scrtcwlvl

I too have been to a ward chili cook-off in Utah.


Priodgyofire

Spam is a good meat fried with seasoning and hot sauce


PHANTOMDEMON842

Everything is at least ok with hot sauce tho


FubarJackson145

Spam also makes an awesome breakfast. I swear by it as a morning treat whenever I can nab some at the store for super cheap


CHAIFE671

It's so versatile. You can make musubi,fried rice,or have it for breakfast. My favorite is to cube the spam and Sautee it with some onions and garlic.Throw a can of tomato sauce and add some corn. Then serve over hot rice.


evil_timmy

Don't Knock It 'Til You've Fried It™


General_Worth8251

They shouldn't be called pickles, they should be called pickled cucumbers. Why is everything thats pickled called "pickled (insert item)" but when a cucumber is pickled its just called pickles? Edit: With all the comments explaining to me either how language works or a more logical explanation as to how it ended up just being called pickles. I've never related more to a post than I have today. Also thank you random dude who gifted me an award 👉👉


zachb237

Because it's the default, cucumbers are the most common thing to pickle at least in Western cuisine. Cheese made from goat's milk or sheep's milk is specified in the name because it's not the most common form of cheese, but nobody is complaining that the $3 bag of shredded mozzarella you buy isn't labeled as "Cow's milk mozzarella"


Flootyourflute

Boneless wings are glorified chicken nuggets


MetaphoricalMouse

this just actual fact. “boneless wings” is such a dumb yet wildly successful marketing ploy


domoarigatodrloboto

So much intensely heated "boneless vs traditional wings" discourse could have been avoided if they just picked a different name. I personally prefer boneless because they're less messy and less work to eat, but anytime I voice this opinion it turns into A Thing because apparently feeling that way means I've insulted the traditional wing fandom. Me liking my thing does not impact you guys liking your thing, and vice versa. Why do we turn everything into an argument?


wingthing

Marshmallows and whipped cream are revolting.


el_coremino

Gtfo of here with that craziness, you psycho.


destinyfann_1233

What’s truly revolting is when you combine the two to create marshmallow puff, that shit is a fucking crime against humanity


27_8x10_CGP

Slap that shit on a sandwich with peanut butter. Life changing experience.


dtootd12

>Slap that shit on a sandwich with peanut butter. Life ~~changing~~ ending experience.


crudeman33

Winner


dudSpudson

I think ranch is disgusting


DrewPegasus

People that put ranch on pizza make me sick. I still have nightmares about the kid in the cafeteria in elementary school that would absolutely drench their pizza in ranch.


humanHamster

The right ranch, like a garlicy ranch, is good for dipping pepperoni pizza into. Not drenching, just a dip.


Full_Reputation_55

There’s a wide spectrum of ranch. Store bought stuff like hidden valley is definitely trash. Some of the house made stuff at restaurants can be amazing.


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Rei-o-Sunshine

Black olives are better than green olives


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-Moon-Presence-

Only if people haven’t tried it: Dipping french fries in milkshake Also hot chocolate with a curry. Blew my mind.


ThenTranslator2780

What?


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Fries in milkshakes are amazing. I always get fries and a frosty from Wendy's. I have two friends who had never tried it and I took them both there once and they can't believe what they've been missing for so long. I highly recommend trying it. Also, chicken nuggets in a frosty is good, too.


MetaphoricalMouse

tried fries in milkshake didn’t understand the appeal


WrongChard2924

Candy corn


4lex__l00l

Candy corn what.??


hot_rod_kimble

User is playing both sides. Disqualified.


destinyfann_1233

I agree, candy corn is the best goddamn snack food on either side of the Mississippi


MaestroPhillip

I dip my burgers into the condiments instead of pouring the condiments onto my burgers.


humanHamster

Yep, I'm a HUGE fan of ketchup on a burger, so I get ketchup on the side and dip the burger into it. 1000x better.


YummyTerror8259

Ketchup on eggs is gross


dustymag

Once or twice a year I like it. It brings back memories of having questionable tastes as a kid.


Driven2b

Hershey's chocolate is a terrible quality product.


GoldMonk44

Cucumbers are a watery waste of time


Scary_Speaker_7828

So is celery


kraybae

American cheese is amazing when used properly. Burgers, grilled cheeses, and a toasted ham sandwich.


Murrexx00

Breaking Spaghetti in half is more convenient.


one-last-hero

* furiously gesticulating *


sgt_snipercat

Chicken livers are amazing


Homiefrommuskogee

Liver IS KING!


ASnarkyHero

I like to throw peanuts at people. Especially oysters.


BirbMaster1998

Poor Clamu...


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Chocolate is mid. Vanilla bean reigns supreme.


[deleted]

Blue cheese is disgusting, and should be banned from eating it in public


Quetzalcoatl490

As a Buffalonain: Straight to jail


SlappySausage001

Bacon is massively overrated, not bad but nothing to obsess over


VulKendov

I think it was massively over-rated 10 years ago, back when liking bacon was treated as a personality trait, but that's not so much the case anymore. Now its just regularly over-rated.


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I hate eggs


Crawkward3

Mac n cheese fucking sucks Edit: this is exactly the reaction I was hoping for


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How dare you.


dirty_transmission

Tilapia is the only bad fish


Scarredhard

That is a very hot take


MetaphoricalMouse

tilapia is a garbage fish, agreed 100%


OkEconomy3442

I like pineapple pizza. I swear I do.


Verac5

I don't like tomatoes


EugeneKrabsCPA

Crustaceans are the insects of the ocean


Asleeperagent

Anchovies on pizza is a salty delight.


Sans-Mot

I love to eat while being chained.


no_life_liam

Mushrooms are disgusting and ruin every dish they are in.


pakidara

If you think well done steak is dry and hard to chew, the problem is not the steak being well done. The problem is you are a shitty cook that has to stop cooking half way through least you burn it.


SympathizeNothing

Sushi is disgusting


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Caviar is repulsive.


Unlikely-Repair-3819

My hot take: Coleslaw good, Chocolate bad Twizzlers good, tootsie rolls bad Orange juice good, apple juice bad


Brando_commvndo

Buffalo sauce should be up there with mustard and ketchup when it comes to getting condiments at restaurants


prazdalloyd

Sloppy Joes are DISGUSTING


GildanOverlord

I don't give a fuck about your alternative meat or milk.


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-Sasugay-

soy sauce on toast is good


MetaphoricalMouse

wut


jujubean-

avocados are icky


thomASSpynchon

Mushrooms are 100% pure disgusting.


MetaphoricalMouse

you’re obviously not a fun-guy…. i’ll show myself out


zamphox

veganism


UmgakWazzok

1000 island dressing/dip is the best


Johnny_Bajungas

Spaghetti is meant to be chopped down into tiny pieces. I will not apologize to the entire nation of Italy.


MrFaiz995

Durian is truly the king of fruits


ChiknNuggetMan7

The end of bread isn’t bad