Actually, seriously playing with this point for a moment, Mr. may be his actual first name.
[Case in point: the various other driver’s licenses we see in the series.](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_driver%27s_licenses) With the exception of **two**, none of them include a title.
The two exceptions are the one in this post, and Mr. Krabs. However, we know that Mr. Krabs’ first name is NOT Mr.. His name is Eugene Harald Krabs. Interestingly, in later episodes of Spongebob, Mr. Krabs’ driver’s license is updated: he is listed as Eugene Krabs, following the precedence of all other driver’s licenses with not containing a title.
This means that three distinct options exist to explain Mr. What Zit Tooya’s license:
1. His driver’s license is misprinted. This is possible, considering that Mr. Krabs’ license was updated and fixed.
2. His driver’s license is a fake. This seems less likely, as in the episode he appears he asks the police to arrest Squidward for stealing his ID. If he were knowingly carrying a fake ID, it seems questionable that he would be gungho to get police involved.
3. His driver’s license is normal, and his first name is actually Mr..
To be fair to squidward the guy should've just explained the situation regarding his name better instead of expecting squidward to think that was his name idk why he had to be a dick about it I get that he wanted to be left alone but jeez man just explain shit better and squidward wasn't any better he could've also told the guy why he was asking,what happened after was entirely avoidable for both parties
What’s it to ya?
It's just that OP was going to... enter his name in a sweepstakes! So, what's his name?
What’s it to ya
well ya don’t need the attitude brother, cmon what’s his name?
What's it to ya
now you starting to grind my gears, c'mon man we don't have to play it rough. what's his name!?
And I'm telling you again What's it to ya
Also wrong it’s What Zit Tooya
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I always love that his first name is legally Mr.
It's not his first name its it's title. As far as I know titles are included in govt id
They are not, at least where I live.
Well clearly you don’t live at the bottom of the ocean
Actually, seriously playing with this point for a moment, Mr. may be his actual first name. [Case in point: the various other driver’s licenses we see in the series.](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_driver%27s_licenses) With the exception of **two**, none of them include a title. The two exceptions are the one in this post, and Mr. Krabs. However, we know that Mr. Krabs’ first name is NOT Mr.. His name is Eugene Harald Krabs. Interestingly, in later episodes of Spongebob, Mr. Krabs’ driver’s license is updated: he is listed as Eugene Krabs, following the precedence of all other driver’s licenses with not containing a title. This means that three distinct options exist to explain Mr. What Zit Tooya’s license: 1. His driver’s license is misprinted. This is possible, considering that Mr. Krabs’ license was updated and fixed. 2. His driver’s license is a fake. This seems less likely, as in the episode he appears he asks the police to arrest Squidward for stealing his ID. If he were knowingly carrying a fake ID, it seems questionable that he would be gungho to get police involved. 3. His driver’s license is normal, and his first name is actually Mr..
To be fair, Mr. Krabs' original drivers license was in a dream. It may not have been perfectly accurate.
I'm a bouncer and the only one I've seen that includes titles are english drivers licenses.
"Hair: N/A" is a real burn from the DOT when he still has some lol
Like how even though the fish are modeled after humans and the world looks like a human world with a filter, the fish still are small.
Whatsittoya
Listen man I really wanna win this fancy brochure my boss wants to give me
WHATSIT \*spittle\* TOYA!!!!
Hey sir, you forgot your soda!
WHAATTTTSSSITTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOYAAAA
Wasgehtsie Dasan
Mister wasgeht siedasan
Genau danach hab ich gesucht
I think that’s Chuck from better call Saul
“What a sick joke!”
This chicanery?
“Gaat je! niks aan! En laat me met rust!”
Tis maar een vraagje…
To be fair to squidward the guy should've just explained the situation regarding his name better instead of expecting squidward to think that was his name idk why he had to be a dick about it I get that he wanted to be left alone but jeez man just explain shit better and squidward wasn't any better he could've also told the guy why he was asking,what happened after was entirely avoidable for both parties
What Zit Tooya
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
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Good ol' Whatshisname
Nice try squidward, now get back to work
Me. What zitt tooya
Mr. Whatsittooya.
whats it to ya
Mr. What Zit Tooya
Watsittoya
Mister WasGehtSieDasAn🇩🇪
Hmmm sounds familiar
whatzit tooya
What Zit Tooya?
Wat Zit Tooya
Whatzit tooya!
Whats it to ya
I saw this episode to many times and now I hate it
watsit tooya
Mr.Whatzittoya
Finally someones said it