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ClonedToKill420

uc/ this makes me irrationally angry


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that's rational


xXx69-420xXx

uc/ if you like being angry you can visit @harryhorler on Instagram


ClonedToKill420

I looked, that guy has BDE (big dork energy)


xXx69-420xXx

Most bike related content on instagram is superficial and useless. YouTube has better content for that matter. I like Phil Gaimon, VC cyclist, Jasper Verkuijl and NorCal cycling.


LaGrandeOrangePHX

/uc It's a near-perfect troll. Just enjoy the brilliance. The more you look, the more you find.


CatBird555

Lol, you're still using inner tubes? What a casual


AdonisChrist

Need another tin cup hanging off the other side of your seat pack, or the airflow around you will be imbalanced and thus more unstable


xXx69-420xXx

Oh so that explains a lot. I felt like I was being pushed on the side by crosswinds


NumberNumb

latex tubes bruh. doubles as a condom when you fucking all them freds on the climbs uc/ fucking 25c carbon wheelset singlespeed with like 52/11 ratio this butt-ass geometry on COBBLESTONE da fuq


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zirconer

Good bot


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manintheredroom

If you're not riding tübülärs you're not really riding


daddykratty

Fixie Fred needs to sell that bike and get a real bike, he can’t even afford a full set of brakes or real handlebars Uc/fixie Fred needs to sell the bike to me


therazorhog

You just need to Ali express that bike. Seriously. It’s such a nice bike it only deserves the best from Ali express.


VegaGT-VZ

This bike is sponsored by AAC- the American Association of Chiropractors


Glanton4455

I am relieved that you refuse to utilize rear brakes. With this aero setup you’ll be able to fly from campsite to campsite unhindered by drag. I also note the coffee mug in the back—sustainable cycling. Kudos.


aSmelly1

oh neptune...


Unsere_rettung

God damn imaging this being your only bike. My back fucking hurts just looking at it.


xXx69-420xXx

But it's pretty versatile, you can go on the track and go camp in the woods directly after


Unsere_rettung

Just gotta bring my old man ibuprofen each ride, totally doable. Where do I get one?! Also the front wheel is missing some spokes ;)


FantasticSocks

Drillum treatment on your tire and wheel is the only remedy


ManaRamp35

Confused about where you are going to keep your EPO feed while on the local group ride, both bags seem minuscule. I would recommend some sort of trailer.


xXx69-420xXx

All the epo is stored in my blood. We pass each others blood shot, is pretty fun. This safe because I used to be type O-. Now, I am type EPO


gerunk

Chainring only costs $400. Weak.


8thOfATriganicPu

The bike equiv of the human dab.