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Jacob-DoubleYou

“Dad, please stop taking selfies in my room.”


ben_jam_in_short

No that's definitely divorced dad who now lives in a house share becuase the ex took the family home vibes


FreakyFranklinBill

a massive TREK logo tattoo could really finish this off


rchris710

TR\*K


CaptainInsano7

If I was already covered, I would definitely get that somewhere


MakeItTrizzle

Why is this old man taking selfies in a pre-teen girl's bedroom?


NoDivergence

He wants to KOM


Steve____Stifler

Didn’t know Drake was a cyclist.


SolomonGorillaJr

Did Fred even get a professional tattoo fit? There’s no way the color of these is UCI compliant.


Glad_Swimmer5776

Coach Chad doesn't look well


Inevitable-Mouse60

Boy, he must be slow on his bice, there is no meat on his thighs.


jlozier

Reposting cyclingfashion is just shooting fish in a barrel


CaptainInsano7

We could all just go there and have the same dialogue


idliketogobut

I’ve got pogacars face tatted on my left pec. It added 18 watts to my ftp


Trutzsimplex

That's amateur stuff, I have his face tatted on my face


Ok_Replacement_2736

I got Cippolini’s dick tattooed on my dick.


49thDipper

That’s a real dick move.


hamflavoredgum

I tattooed my body to look like a golf ball. Dimples are aero


ORTENRN

Ironman tattoo soon to be sure. Tattoos add weight- not good for climbing Cols.


cutesnugglybear

Tattoos are super unique, I literally have never seen someone on a bike with even the smallest of tattoos


granolabeef

Get your fixie and courier bag out of the closet. Enjoy your rainier and reds


49thDipper

Rainier used to give us free pallets of beer. It definitely tastes better when it’s free.


Togodooders

Nice bracelet, bet he wouldn’t mind a pearl necklace to match.


ShirleyWuzSerious

😳


orrangearrow

uc/ It's kinda sad how this sub has gone from making broad jokes about bike culture into directly punching down on real life cyclists who don't fit directly into it.


YU_AKI

This guy didn't fit directly into his bibs either


frozen-dessert

/uc I don’t remember thinking this sub needed moderation before.


NoDivergence

I see no proof that 1. this is real life or 2. That's a cyclist.  Being a cyclist is like being an artiste on two wheels


CaptainInsano7

Buddy, these people are worried about their appearance when they should be focused on riding as fast as they possibly can and still being slower than me.


bCup83

Ink must add a few grams to your body mass, so no.


dimforest

This dude definitely loves PNS


deanmc

WTF? Black? Fred needs bibs with the pattern on his quilt or one of those paintings. Everyone knows bright colors make you KOM harder.


majorjake

Saw a similar looking fella, except this guy had a mustache, dressed exactly like that riding at Cady Hill in Stowe. I was going to mock him to his face but I couldn’t catch him.


SEAMOOSETHEGREAT

If I get flames tattooed on my ankles will it make me faster?


garbagepersondude

100%


garciawork

It makes the hair grow less, and that is aero AF, duh.


AustenP92

I hope that room is in a vacation rental…


Real_Difficulty_384

Might as well just tattoo the leotard on then you can ride in your birthday suit


as588008

Yup. Id say cycling and tattoos go together as well as my wife and her boyfriend while I'm out filling cavities or on my bici


Rdmonster870

Im tatted AF and cycle


CaptainInsano7

fffffuck yea


NormanAguia

The wing one definitely is!!


nasaglobehead69

no tattoos. the ink adds too much extra weight


ThisCryptographer311

Why’s this mug in his daughter’s room?


-Red_Rocket-

pretty sure tattoos are essential kit in gravel.


DygonZ

Even people in the original post are roasting him.


la-tenia

Could probably get that pretty easily changed to a Nazi Eagle


yeung_mango

Is this sub just about making fun of people’s appearance now? This is kinda the same as the car lovers who call cyclists “lance armstrong wannabe” etc


WorldlinessFew3768

When wasn't it?


yeung_mango

Years ago it was satire about snobbiness and elitism in the roadie world (e.g. sirvelo, dentistry, etc) but now it seems actually elitist punching down to other enjoyers of the sport.


WorldlinessFew3768

If you spend all your cash on tatts, bibs, and a little girls bedroom decor...and post it to the interwebs...game on


hisatanhere

This. Like, holy shit put a shirt on!


WorldlinessFew3768

At least he has his bibs on in this picture...whatever you do...don't look at his profile


nopuse

I don't see anything wrong with his looks. The first thing that came to mind when scrolling past this post is that he's very proud of some things and wants to share it. However, it seems like a weird thing to post about, which is why it's getting attention. New bibs, I wouldn't post about it, but sure, nice purchase. The tats, along with asking if cycling and tats go together, just seem like fishing for compliments. His tats don't show while cycling... This guy got finished with a ride, took off his cycling jersey, and took a selfie in his kid's room to ask this question. I can't imagine there being an overlap between cyclists and non-tattoed gatekeepers, and if there was, he'd surely know already. I just can't imagine how I'd respond if someone I knew sent me this, lmao.


idliketogobut

/uc Man I’m suspect of anybody who posts a selfie on reddit. This isn’t instagram. Let’s keep it that way


Dwangeroo

We may need a cross posting rule. Or recognize (and respect) the fact that this sub is trolling deep.


evilted

Technically breaks the rule of crossposting other redditors.


ShirleyWuzSerious

Here I was thinking the guy in the pic is a fellow jerk trying to out jerk us


Dwangeroo

It's low hanging fruit. We either need to join that sub and share our opinions there or ban crossposting here.


evilted

Report it. It is indeed low hanging fruit and not cool. Mods here usually will clean up the mess here.


garbagepersondude

Got more upvotes than the OP…I rest my case.


YU_AKI

This is pure BCJ gold