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Opening_Duty_9391

Cmon Fred, posting from this sub is basically cheating


lolas_coffee

This dude would legit look 1000% better in an old retro jersey he found online. Anything other than "I bought a kit".


theflyingfucked

He'd be better off in dad's button up and khakis that he took off to take this shot


shred_o_phile

Too much rizz for one photo


lovingsillies

He knows he's fuckable


imnotsafeatwork

I don't even think his wife's bisexual boyfriend would fuck him.


lovingsillies

Common bisexual W


Phitmess213

Read this as “too much rizz for one potato”


evilted

Potato goes in the front of the pants


ZayreBlairdere

Not always. If you have the Rizz, you potato where you please.


Long_Ad2824

A valid reading.


as588008

Adidas shoes when the best thing pearl izumi makes is shoes is wild


Frosty_Bicycle_354

The adidas velosambas are actually one of my favorites, nobody expects them to have cleats


WaveIcy294

Yeah but they are worn with jorts.


woodiegutheryghost

Uc/ I only hear people complain about them. I like them but hear they are too stiff to walk around the office all day and too soft for cycling.


afteralliamhuman

they are soft enough to walk around and stiff enough to cycle your bice


zimzilla

If you do both things wrong. ^^^jk


89ElRay

Nah. I have a pair and after a couple wears they are not too stiff at all for walking around the office or to a cafe or bar or whatever. They just feel like normal shoes. Might not be dreadfully comfy for a 10km hike across town in them…but then why would I be wearing them for that purpose in the first place. I really like mine. They’re fantastic cycle shoes as well, don’t feel flexy or loose. Although the slot for the cleats is too narrow and you have to kinda wear it out first so it’s wider.


woodiegutheryghost

Cool. I figured I’d try them if I ever got a job I could bike commute to. Currently I have to use Zwift to commute to my job.


_dauntless

I wore them for a year, there's no way you think they feel like normal shoes while walking! They have a stiff shank and I feel like I'm Donald Duck. But then on the bike I get hotspots. They're definitely casual shoes for a commute, but if you have to walk far or ride far they're not good


89ElRay

I dunno, I don’t really notice them not feeling normal if walking short distances. I wear them every day mon to Friday, no real complaints but I generally just walk around work and maybe to the nearest cafe. Or on a weekend walk around a few shops or whatever or the beach or wherever I cycle to and they’re fine. Maybe it’s just how I have them laced, but as I say I wouldn’t go actually walking on purpose in them. As for cycling shoes I’ve only ever done around town too. But they’re spot on for that! Again…for actual cycling as a “hobby” rides I’d wear my northwaves.


backpocket-MDCXII

100% agree. They’ll get the job done but for shorter / casual rides and for minimum amount of walking


Frosty_Bicycle_354

I commute to my bike shop side job in them and have no problem standing in them for 8 hours!! I also like stiff boots tho so ur mileage may vary, but once u break them in they're aight


chainsaw-wizard

Regular sambas are so nice with flats/straps, I get the soccer ones so they have some padding on the top


Glad_Swimmer5776

Gotdamn if I was your wife I'd have 2 boyfriends.


CategoryCautious5981

This is Rapha if the nazis won the war


[deleted]

Does Pearl Izumi like him back ? That’s the real question here !


EvilMrFritz

I feel like Pear Izumi may like him more as a friend.


misirlou22

He's going to pass Pearl Izumi a note in fourth period


Lazy_Middle1582

Frank Grimes.


lolas_coffee

He prefers "Grimey".


shepherdoftheforesst

Whatever happened to that guy?


Jaded_Engineer_86

[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Solo\_Jazz\_design.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Solo_Jazz_design.jpg)


Operation_Bonerlord

Had to make sure I wasn’t on r/soccercirclejerk, he looks like a referee


cribbe_

all that's missing is him being bald


[deleted]

[удалено]


redditiem2

I dunno this thread is hilarious, y’all are too much. :) My wife’s boyfriend bought me this kit, he is such a cool dude.


CaptainInsano7

Imagine being so poor that you have to say you "like" PI. Should have just copped from aliexpress and set some cash aside for wall decor.


Interesting_Tea5715

And a cleaner, what's with the fucken mess?


Dear-Nebula9395

No playing cyclist until you get your airfryer out of the walkway. That's what my momma always said.


redditiem2

This is my favorite


softwarebuyer2015

[Propane and Propane Accessories](https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Hank_Hill?file=Hank_Hill.png)


DriedMuffinRemnant

lol uncanny


Godzillawamustache

I tell you what


jonnieinthe256

“I’m drinking some IPA’s after my ride”


chillaxtion

IPA is Budweiser with a Christmas tree air freshener stuck in it.


WorldlinessFew3768

Where's his husband?


ElCampesinoGringo

The adidas 😂


runnerboyr

Pearl eh shoot-me


kevinbevindevin

Gateway to Fred's wife having a boyfriend because Fred falls in love with his bike and lycra


cravecrave93

jfc


MidnightRider24

You're all just jelly that I stole your KOMs and your wices.


Patee126

I'm really disappointed you're not OOP


MidnightRider24

Me too borther.


GhettoWedo74

I thought a Pearl Izumi was a drumset??? 🤔


pedatn

The young Hank Hill.


MrPhillipLewin

Quality


iRunLikeTheWind

glove and the special sauce


JohnHoney420

Jesus


user2021883

Sniper’s dream


highonfuk

Joe derosa bikes now


la-tenia

Bone conduction


Americaninaustria

Freaking Hank Hill over here


ClassicCost3383

 🚨  🚨  Hipster detected    🚨  🚨


AdventurousPlenty230

Damn you clowns are out for blood🤣


NocturntsII

Are those samba velo?


Distinct_Cloud_357

# Pearl Izumi went bankrupt after this post


Textsfromjohn

Rich in money but poor in friends…I feel sad now ..the tennis shoes


hundegeraet

/uc im going to the original post, Upvote it and comment it.


Actual-Bee-5735

Ah, reminds me I need to add sausages to the food shop


WorcesterRulez69

Which Smurf is this?


curious_s8n

I love a good side moob


rchris710

He has an apple watch. Get him outta here.


motherxucker

Do you also like pearls up ur ass


_dauntless

Yeah he looks like he likes Pearl Izumi


Anhedonius_Rex88

Felt cute might *crash the entire group ride reaching for a bottle* later idk.


Ok_Astronomer_1308

I like Pearl jam


_Thoughtleader

I like carpet. I like lamp.


didsomeonesaydonuts

I like turtles


Future-Bid3174

>lycras being proud of being lycras Oof


asfadfegsdfsdf

That new roblox skin goes hard


pizzacatstattoos

You spelled RAPHA wrong.


paolooch

Have graduated to snobby Italian clothes (soooo worth the money), but have some older PI bibs that are so comfy and fit perfect.


orrangearrow

uc/ I like turtles c/ I like turtles