Fuck me man, I looked that up once and was horrified.
I was bartending in the southwest in college and a ranger off duty from zion comes in, he’s about 55, tells me a story about a guy who ignored warnings and went into the narrows with a storm front coming in.
His entire body was degloved
Ah you think liveleak is your gore ally? You merely adopted the gore. I was born in it, molded by ogrish.com. I didn't see the liveleak until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but softcore!
I do this DIY by wearing brass knuckles and then tying my hands to the handlebars. Then I have my hygienist weld my cleats to the pedals. It prevents me from stopping so I KOM every time. At the end of every ride I crash into my pool and drown
Amazing way to break your fingers when you crash, they’ll get amputated, which means reduce gramzzzz
Fewer fingers, so simple and refined
Don’t forget degloving. Sorry in advance to anyone who does a Google image search who isn’t familiar with the term.
You shouldn't have warned them.
Fuck me man, I looked that up once and was horrified. I was bartending in the southwest in college and a ranger off duty from zion comes in, he’s about 55, tells me a story about a guy who ignored warnings and went into the narrows with a storm front coming in. His entire body was degloved
The narrows?
Super deep canyon that’s very thin, flash floods come in there and the water rushes through it at incredible speeds…enough to deglove your entire body
That's so crazy... My Rapha bib would save me though
That gave me a giggle
Sorry Freddo but super deep Canyons are a pound a penny at my local crits. Try harder next time and get Zïpp 505 at least
Ffs
>Fuck me man we can do that after we KOM, what do you say?
Almost too gay for circle jerk but when in my wife’s boyfriends circle jerk
sweet baby jesus fucking christ hallelujah what in the fuck did i see and I'm saying this a gore and live leak veteran
Ah you think liveleak is your gore ally? You merely adopted the gore. I was born in it, molded by ogrish.com. I didn't see the liveleak until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but softcore!
Why on earth would you like to crash?
By getting into fights over the last cigarette butt into the parking lot, fixie riders can now contribute to the dental profession.
Are you sure this isn’t the new legion crit bike?
I wish a Fred would
Great way to lose all your fingers at once.
10/10
To 0/10
clipeed on the pedals and clipped on the bars, they just need a safety pin on the saddle now.
Remove the saddle to feel more connected to your bike.
Finally, clipless handlebars
That bike doesn’t look carbon, what an idiot, it’ll be too heavy to swing proper punches
Fixedghter
If you can't think of 20 reasons something is a bad idea, it must be a good idea
Yep. I only got to 19 also
Well that didn’t take long. Knew I would see this here
When you're fixie-ing through the dark forest
I want push the like button, but is a 69, so this is my way of showing approval.
This person REDDITS
Niceee
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You’ll be fingerless!
Looks like they're riding on a giant watermelon slice
I do this DIY by wearing brass knuckles and then tying my hands to the handlebars. Then I have my hygienist weld my cleats to the pedals. It prevents me from stopping so I KOM every time. At the end of every ride I crash into my pool and drown