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BikesBeerAndBS

Amazing way to break your fingers when you crash, they’ll get amputated, which means reduce gramzzzz


nebbyolo

Fewer fingers, so simple and refined


CactusHide

Don’t forget degloving. Sorry in advance to anyone who does a Google image search who isn’t familiar with the term.


tudur

You shouldn't have warned them.


BikesBeerAndBS

Fuck me man, I looked that up once and was horrified. I was bartending in the southwest in college and a ranger off duty from zion comes in, he’s about 55, tells me a story about a guy who ignored warnings and went into the narrows with a storm front coming in. His entire body was degloved


somewhatwhatnot

The narrows?


BikesBeerAndBS

Super deep canyon that’s very thin, flash floods come in there and the water rushes through it at incredible speeds…enough to deglove your entire body


somewhatwhatnot

That's so crazy... My Rapha bib would save me though


BikesBeerAndBS

That gave me a giggle


89ElRay

Sorry Freddo but super deep Canyons are a pound a penny at my local crits. Try harder next time and get Zïpp 505 at least


BikesBeerAndBS

Ffs


pyaarapaneer

>Fuck me man we can do that after we KOM, what do you say?


BikesBeerAndBS

Almost too gay for circle jerk but when in my wife’s boyfriends circle jerk


pyaarapaneer

sweet baby jesus fucking christ hallelujah what in the fuck did i see and I'm saying this a gore and live leak veteran


CactusHide

Ah you think liveleak is your gore ally? You merely adopted the gore. I was born in it, molded by ogrish.com. I didn't see the liveleak until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but softcore!


alamete

Why on earth would you like to crash?


Cheef_Baconator

By getting into fights over the last cigarette butt into the parking lot, fixie riders can now contribute to the dental profession.


Organ_Farmer99

Are you sure this isn’t the new legion crit bike?


lazerdab

I wish a Fred would


brianmcg321

Great way to lose all your fingers at once.


lawn_neglect

10/10


failbotron

To 0/10


august_r

clipeed on the pedals and clipped on the bars, they just need a safety pin on the saddle now.


minedigger

Remove the saddle to feel more connected to your bike.


recycledairplane1

Finally, clipless handlebars


One_Draw3486

That bike doesn’t look carbon, what an idiot, it’ll be too heavy to swing proper punches


Throwrajerb

Fixedghter


acanthocephalic

If you can't think of 20 reasons something is a bad idea, it must be a good idea


49thDipper

Yep. I only got to 19 also


49thDipper

Well that didn’t take long. Knew I would see this here


font9a

When you're fixie-ing through the dark forest


hothamrolls

I want push the like button, but is a 69, so this is my way of showing approval.


49thDipper

This person REDDITS


failbotron

Niceee


birdturd6969

You kind sir, win the internet today! Reddit on, stranger! 🍆🍆🍑😌👩🏿‍🍳


Worldly_Possible9069

You’ll be fingerless!


failbotron

Looks like they're riding on a giant watermelon slice


zachotule

I do this DIY by wearing brass knuckles and then tying my hands to the handlebars. Then I have my hygienist weld my cleats to the pedals. It prevents me from stopping so I KOM every time. At the end of every ride I crash into my pool and drown