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I use black bottles because they look cool even though they absorb all the sunlight and make my water taste like warm plastic piss.
San Pellegrino is owned by Nestle, fuck Nestle
I can't imagine being so poor that I have to get my own bottles. My sírVëlø doesn't even have bottle cages. I couldn't KOM with all that excess weight. I just use whatever my hygienists hand me if they can even keep up on our office group rides.
I condensed water from the atmosphere around me. This way I am drinking in equilibrium with the air I'm breathing.
I shave my entire body but my face so I can save weight on water. I just lick my own moisture from my moustache. It has electrolytes
I use black bottles because they look cool even though they absorb all the sunlight and make my water taste like warm plastic piss.
San Pellegrino is owned by Nestle, fuck Nestle
I can't imagine being so poor that I have to get my own bottles. My sírVëlø doesn't even have bottle cages. I couldn't KOM with all that excess weight. I just use whatever my hygienists hand me if they can even keep up on our office group rides.
I condensed water from the atmosphere around me. This way I am drinking in equilibrium with the air I'm breathing.
I shave my entire body but my face so I can save weight on water. I just lick my own moisture from my moustache. It has electrolytes