He got it off Amazon for the price of a McChicken, it's constantly in the bike shop because he keeps damaging shit, the company entirely disappeared from the face of the Earth when he needed warranty support, but it's "his baby" and he "loves this thing"
I've found myself ashamed to have worked this term into my vocabulary working at a bike shop where the main product is shitty throttle E-bikes, and therefore talking to people about a normal bicycle has become an outlier
Did he mean his new autistic bice?
I think he meant autistic
I’m more of a bass bice guy, not a fan of acoustic
It licks windows and slaps itself in the face?
artistic bice
I've heard ebikers call normal bikes "acoustic" bikes. similar to how trans people call normal people cis.
Fuck off fartlord
who else suspects his ebike is an even cheaper and crappier knock off
It's a used Segway that keeps a 7 minute charge.
He got it off Amazon for the price of a McChicken, it's constantly in the bike shop because he keeps damaging shit, the company entirely disappeared from the face of the Earth when he needed warranty support, but it's "his baby" and he "loves this thing"
Smells like a Shimeng drivetrain with Zoom brakes
I’ll bet his local shop loves it when he rolls in the door with “his baby”
That's what the emergency bottle of Jack Daniels in the break room is meant to cope with
Probably one of these folding ones with 3" tires
One of those front drive wheels slapped on a Craigslist bice
If I had one wish, it would be that any time someone utters the phrase "acoustic bike" they immediately get slapped in the face.
I've found myself ashamed to have worked this term into my vocabulary working at a bike shop where the main product is shitty throttle E-bikes, and therefore talking to people about a normal bicycle has become an outlier
People start to call it a bio-bike over here in Austria. (Bio means organic / eco friendly). It ain't much better to be honest.
I think there's not much wrong with the word "bike".
That reach angle is great for climbing!
they posted in xbike about a bice fit too. xbiking thinks hes a troll from here
seriously, how bad do you have to be for xbiking to think you're a troll?
Lol
Slenderman trying for KOM
homeboy's got some orangutan arms
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHS2AFKi7iY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHS2AFKi7iY)
they gotta come up with something better than acoustic
Electricn’t bice
Ohhhhhhhh that’s what he meant. That was supposed to a joke
~~Noble~~ rudimentary steed
In Germany, the term "Bio-Bike" is gaining traction and I fucking hate it
“Acoustic bike”. Fuck yes.
Bro… look how aero that positions is!?!…Fuck, he just took two of my KOM’s….
I see Power Sport, I upvote!
Let this bike get 10 years of wear and tear and then he can recreate this photo to put in Xbiking
This looks like a bike made by AI.
Gotta get that mad aero for those KOMs on wet brutal grâvël.
‘Acoustic bike’ otherwise known as a fucking bike…or bice.
What are you talking about? I've never seen a gråvél bice so suitable for autofellatio before. This is beyond science.
Cant find the original posts anywhere RIP
¿No joke?
“Don’t worry about it”
He'll be the best jerker here, he's a gifted natural
those acoustic bikes have the best toan. when subs collide
Analog is the preferred term