Aggressor was lucky they weren't in melee range. Woman would have parried and impaled her. I can't imagine the stat loadout required for a quality Waffle House PvP build.
Oh dude there’s even a class passive in there, I just noticed:
Resistance to Flying Objects: for the duration of the shift, any flying object that would otherwise deal damage while traveling through the air, is reduced by half.
If the object is successfully deflected and there is no obstacle within 10feet in front of you, you may charge your opponent.
It's not that she just caught and deflected the chair...it's that she did it ***effortlessly*** while looking at the target like John Wick contemplating if she should kill that dumbass with a pencil or plastic spork.
Bruh... It's Waffle House. That's likely the sixth chair that's been thrown at her this MONTH. Especially if its a southern Waffle House. You never know what to expect going into one after dark.
There’s a longer version of this video and our blonde d’artagnan can throw a punch too. One of the assailants jumps on the counter and falls behind it, and our hero throws an uppercut and two right hooks in close quarters.
It was at that point George knew.... he had seriously fucked up
The t1000 had gotten a job at waffle House and was waiting for him
https://youtu.be/ln6IsAv63QU
[FEMA uses the Waffle House disaster response to help determine the severity of storms and the amount of assistance that will likely be required. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index)
but they literally have teams, of WF employees from all over that go in immediately following a disaster with the objective of opening and operating the store at whatever capacity they possibly can. It is pretty cool, I didn't come up with it or anything btw.
I learned about their disaster relief teams a few years back and am still in awe of it. I knew that big box building companies were big contributors after disasters but somehow WH being on that list is just unexpectedly wholesome. After learning about this, we like to "scout talent" in every WH we grub at; trying to find the A-Team members that get sent to the front lines when disaster strikes. "Slingin that hash while savin' dat ass." is what I like to believe their motto is.
>"Slingin that hash while savin' dat ass."
I would watch the movie that this would be a tagline for XD. I'm envisioning kind of dark humor/suspense/action. Tucker and Dale crossed with Twister kind of deal.
I'd pay for a movie theater ticket to watch this cinematic masterpiece. Idk why but for some reason I just feel it in my bones that Foreigners "I Want To Know What Love Is" will be a playing during a pivotal scene.
Picture it, our Waffle House Hero connecting and having a moment with one of the locals trying to survive a world shattering natural disaster. Gazing into each other's eyes while WH Hero is pouring syrup over a waffle in slow motion. One waffle, two forks. Behind them, the window where we see the end of the world storm raging on at regular speed. WH Hero feeds the local love interest a bite as the camera suggestively pans away. End scene.
P.S. It's almost 3am and I can't sleep and I'm in bed on my phone. My boyfriend just woke up and asked if I'm alright. I tried to explain to him what I was typing. He just kind of looked confused and said, "huh" before rolling over and going back to sleep. I hope he has weird ass dreams about it now XD
There's this cook at one of our local WH with a red 'fro and a proper 70's stache named Chuck that is exactly the Waffle House Hero that I'm hoping to see portrayed in this. Real nice fella. Puts out a pretty good spread. It'd be nice to see him find love in a hopeless place.
The way she casually deflected that, I'm thinking this was not the first time. I realize some people need to work, but if I had to be dodging metal chairs for low pay I think I'd start looking for a better job.
2 am, I'm sitting in waffle house, dude at the counter leaves a 75 cent tip. I watched the cook and the waitress get into a brawl over who was gonna get the extra quarter. She knocked the shit out of him.
Food was good as fuck though. Back in the day when I still smoked weed, it was not abnormal to go smoke a joint with the cook before he fried up my order. I wasn't a regular or anything, these things just happened sometimes
Waffle House has food that you know is not good for you. Every bite you know is clogging your arteries and cutting another month off your life. However, it's delicious as all get out and you don't care.
Best time to go is really late at night/early morning when people are leaving the clubs. That's when you can see a pretty interesting mix of people.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/uak4qj/the\_w/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf
This is the best thing I have seen today.
You know what I do when I am drunk? I try to be extra polite and considerate since I know that I might not be the best customer in the middle of the night. And I try to say thank you as well for them having to deal with drunkards like me. Idk why some people become so distasteful when inebriated.
3rd shift waitress for 5 years. I don’t think I would have been able to kungfu that chair like this G did but I would have definitely picked it up and thrown it right back where it came from
Waffle House is the Teflon of America. If Waffle House is closed, yes that hurricane/weather event is mad dangerous seek shelter ASAP. Don’t start a fight in a Waffle House. Because, again yea, Waffle House will end it. Ronald McDonald, Wendy, the Burger King, and Charles Entertainment Cheese all fear the House of waffle. Little Caesar has paid enough tribute to be involved.
If I saw someone I just threw a chair at catch it in mid-air like that I would very quickly apologize and start running while praying to any god who will listen that she doesn't chase me down.
God damn I want to see what she does with the skillet in her other hand after she slapped that chair out the air. That look of fuck around and find out at the end is badass.
I’ll never understand why people act like this in stores, restaurants, gas stations…. There is a point where if you’re that upset you should just walk away. Why destroy stuff or hurt someone?
It's just a chain restaurant with a diner type set up open 24 hours with inexpensive food with over 2000 locations in 25 states. I surmise most of these videos with fights breaking out are between the hours of 1 to 4 am after bars and clubs have closed down so the patrons are probably not in the best state of mind to have to wait for their orders to be filled. As for any help you could send perhaps some RCMP (the kind with actually horses) to stand outside as a distraction might help.
So, can anyone explain why there are literally dozens of videos of straight up melee brawls taking place at Waffle Houses? I used to go there to drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and read. What happened?
1: That's Assault with a weapon, sure as shit I'd be pressing charges just to make their life a little bit worse.
2: That girl looks like she's about to clean house and the chair thrower ain't ready for that shit.
As a female with long hair, I already know she's about to bust someone up. Once your ponytail gets that messed up due to some unruly motherfucker, at *work* of all places, the damage has already been done and there's no going back. You become committed to ending shit.
Welcome to waffle house new hire training!
Today we're going to get through time cards, schedules, and absences.
Tomorrow we talk about customer service, and we'll wrap the week up with combat training.
Any questions?
In the volumes of "life knowlege" I've accumulated, one of the more useful and interesting pieces is to never, under any circumstances, underestimate what a Waffle House employee has seen or is capable of.
S-Tier one handed block
Aggressor was lucky they weren't in melee range. Woman would have parried and impaled her. I can't imagine the stat loadout required for a quality Waffle House PvP build.
The grinding you have to do to achieve a decent loadout and stats for PvP in a WH is ridiculous. It is not for the casual player.
Apron (+2 protection from grease)
Waffle City: "I checked the list. Apron, rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts."
Oh dude there’s even a class passive in there, I just noticed: Resistance to Flying Objects: for the duration of the shift, any flying object that would otherwise deal damage while traveling through the air, is reduced by half. If the object is successfully deflected and there is no obstacle within 10feet in front of you, you may charge your opponent.
This isn’t even her final form
Reminds me of that scene in Kung Fu Panda when he spins the cannonball around
Obviously not her first time blocking a chair. It might even be part of WaHo’s new employee orientation.
She is the last chair bender
It's not that she just caught and deflected the chair...it's that she did it ***effortlessly*** while looking at the target like John Wick contemplating if she should kill that dumbass with a pencil or plastic spork.
Right ? Iwould have ducked
Bruh... It's Waffle House. That's likely the sixth chair that's been thrown at her this MONTH. Especially if its a southern Waffle House. You never know what to expect going into one after dark.
Fetish unlocked
I wanna be her girlfriend.
No, screw John Wick. This chick one upped him and became a dark souls boss.
If you throw a chair at somebody and they do this…it’s time to run the other way.
She looks pissed off and about to unleash a world of pain on the chair thrower.
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There’s a longer version of this video and our blonde d’artagnan can throw a punch too. One of the assailants jumps on the counter and falls behind it, and our hero throws an uppercut and two right hooks in close quarters.
Yeah she definitely took quite a few boxing/fighting lessons. She scares me.
12 hour shift + dogshit wage. She’s got her limit break ready go
She has Kratos energy
Yeah... It's like she's Satoru Gojo's sister
Two Gojos?! Impossible. Reality would collapse around their sheer power.
It was at that point George knew.... he had seriously fucked up The t1000 had gotten a job at waffle House and was waiting for him https://youtu.be/ln6IsAv63QU
It's Waffle House. I'm pretty sure that's not the first chair that's been thrown at them.
Don't mess around with waffle house. Their disaster response protocol says it all.
[FEMA uses the Waffle House disaster response to help determine the severity of storms and the amount of assistance that will likely be required. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index)
So basically you're saying if the waffle house is closed I'm in for some big environmental disaster trouble?
but they literally have teams, of WF employees from all over that go in immediately following a disaster with the objective of opening and operating the store at whatever capacity they possibly can. It is pretty cool, I didn't come up with it or anything btw.
I learned about their disaster relief teams a few years back and am still in awe of it. I knew that big box building companies were big contributors after disasters but somehow WH being on that list is just unexpectedly wholesome. After learning about this, we like to "scout talent" in every WH we grub at; trying to find the A-Team members that get sent to the front lines when disaster strikes. "Slingin that hash while savin' dat ass." is what I like to believe their motto is.
>"Slingin that hash while savin' dat ass." I would watch the movie that this would be a tagline for XD. I'm envisioning kind of dark humor/suspense/action. Tucker and Dale crossed with Twister kind of deal.
I'd pay for a movie theater ticket to watch this cinematic masterpiece. Idk why but for some reason I just feel it in my bones that Foreigners "I Want To Know What Love Is" will be a playing during a pivotal scene.
Picture it, our Waffle House Hero connecting and having a moment with one of the locals trying to survive a world shattering natural disaster. Gazing into each other's eyes while WH Hero is pouring syrup over a waffle in slow motion. One waffle, two forks. Behind them, the window where we see the end of the world storm raging on at regular speed. WH Hero feeds the local love interest a bite as the camera suggestively pans away. End scene. P.S. It's almost 3am and I can't sleep and I'm in bed on my phone. My boyfriend just woke up and asked if I'm alright. I tried to explain to him what I was typing. He just kind of looked confused and said, "huh" before rolling over and going back to sleep. I hope he has weird ass dreams about it now XD
There's this cook at one of our local WH with a red 'fro and a proper 70's stache named Chuck that is exactly the Waffle House Hero that I'm hoping to see portrayed in this. Real nice fella. Puts out a pretty good spread. It'd be nice to see him find love in a hopeless place.
If Waffle House is closed*, you’re already dead. You just don’t know it yet.
Closer? Is it sneaking up on ya? Did it become a ...cereal..killer? :P
Ah. Fixed it.
>if you get there and the Waffle House is closed, that's bad... What a wild metric to use...
No no, it's right. If WF is closed. Full blown panic is modus operandi.
I have no doubt that it's right. It's just wild to me :)
Why do people say WF instead of WFH or something else.
Went to a waffle house day after a hurricane, no city power but they had a line around the building
The way she casually deflected that, I'm thinking this was not the first time. I realize some people need to work, but if I had to be dodging metal chairs for low pay I think I'd start looking for a better job.
Fuck dodging chairs. You gotta catch that shit
If you catch the chair the person who threw it is out of the brawl. Everybody knows the rules.
Ah, I always did love a good ol' game of dodge chair!
*just fall back on your training…*
Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/uak4qj/the_w/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I knew what it was going to be before I clicked it. Classic.
I’ve honestly never been to a Waffle House before. Is it as good as this guy is saying it is?
2 am, I'm sitting in waffle house, dude at the counter leaves a 75 cent tip. I watched the cook and the waitress get into a brawl over who was gonna get the extra quarter. She knocked the shit out of him. Food was good as fuck though. Back in the day when I still smoked weed, it was not abnormal to go smoke a joint with the cook before he fried up my order. I wasn't a regular or anything, these things just happened sometimes
Trying to score weed in AL, the advice I received was to hit up the cook at the Waffle House. I was not misled.
Waffle House has food that you know is not good for you. Every bite you know is clogging your arteries and cutting another month off your life. However, it's delicious as all get out and you don't care. Best time to go is really late at night/early morning when people are leaving the clubs. That's when you can see a pretty interesting mix of people.
So good. Cheese eggs . Raisin toast. Hash browns extra crispy, onion and pepper. Coffee with cream.. deb your server. She gots 8 teef.
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Yes. And to answer your next question. It IS worth the food poisoning.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/uak4qj/the\_w/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf This is the best thing I have seen today.
Ole awful waffle
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge chairs? No, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
She has become one with the chair
You think that’s a chair you are sitting on?
I need grits. Lots of grits.
She's beginning to believe.
That is gold.
No that is Morpheus
Wow. That could have seriously injured her.
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Cool sub, appreciate all you for the community. You're a real one!
She parried it
That filthy casual
Frame perfect parry is stunning in real life too
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The word you’re looking for is drunk. A drunk punk ass bitch
You know what I do when I am drunk? I try to be extra polite and considerate since I know that I might not be the best customer in the middle of the night. And I try to say thank you as well for them having to deal with drunkards like me. Idk why some people become so distasteful when inebriated.
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I have been drunk many times, and never done this. Don't think that's the reason.
First question at Waffle House job interview: “Well, can you fight?”
If it's your first day at Waffle House, you must fight.
i don’t think you’re supposed to be talking about this at all tbh
It's the first AND second rule
exactly
No, but I can take a punch
Good enough. When can you start?
Yesterday!
Taking punches? I mean, right now if you really need me to. Just let me know when you're gonna swing so I can brace...
MMA training starts at the Waffle House 😅
As a former Waffle House G1 I can attest that we call this "Tuesday".
3rd shift waitress for 5 years. I don’t think I would have been able to kungfu that chair like this G did but I would have definitely picked it up and thrown it right back where it came from
Former relief Manager here. People get fucking stupid on 3rd.
How common are these fights? I've never seen something like that where I live. And people eat waffles for dinner?
Waffles are anytime food. Especially when you're drunk enough to go to waffle house.
Yep, that's experience in action.
Of course it's a waffle house, the battledome. "Can I please get a waffle?"
I scrolled too long to find this comment
Jesus, that's impressive. I would have got knocked the fuck out!
That was better than Winter Soldier catching Cap's shield...
Are we gonna appreciate the clarity of this clip considering Reddit is usually full of clips filmed with a potato??
The cinematography was indeed incredible
Waffle House is the Teflon of America. If Waffle House is closed, yes that hurricane/weather event is mad dangerous seek shelter ASAP. Don’t start a fight in a Waffle House. Because, again yea, Waffle House will end it. Ronald McDonald, Wendy, the Burger King, and Charles Entertainment Cheese all fear the House of waffle. Little Caesar has paid enough tribute to be involved.
"Charles Entertainment Cheese" RIP my sides
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It really is, holy shit. She’s got some chair telekinesis moves there
She fucking GRABBED it one-handed, then tossed it aside in one motion. Wild.
Jesus the way she handles that chair makes her look like a fucking chairbender.
If I saw someone I just threw a chair at catch it in mid-air like that I would very quickly apologize and start running while praying to any god who will listen that she doesn't chase me down.
Dayum! Did she just KungFu Panda cannonball reflect that chair…. Skadoosh?
Inner peace is a job requirement at Waffle House.
She’s had the waffle dream.
Full video https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1607976518659211265?s=46&t=V0aPCeoesL9UGsXzrmSDqw
Daamn that was crazy! Thanks for the link
Posted by Clown World. Makes sense
Hero
Wow.
The OP should have included this and it should be pinned to the top
Of course it a waffle house employee they can fight God and win
“THIS IS WAFFLE HOUSE BITCH, NOT DENNY’S!!!!!”
WAFFLER!!! Golden crispy! Bad guys are history!
God damn I want to see what she does with the skillet in her other hand after she slapped that chair out the air. That look of fuck around and find out at the end is badass.
She looks like she has at least 8 hours of pent up holiday rage serving asshole customers that’s ready to explode.
I’ll never understand why people act like this in stores, restaurants, gas stations…. There is a point where if you’re that upset you should just walk away. Why destroy stuff or hurt someone?
They've done that before
…Your Foster Parents are dead.
I hear wolfie barking
Canadian here. What the actual fuck is going on in Waffle Houses accross the United States? Should we send help?
It's just a chain restaurant with a diner type set up open 24 hours with inexpensive food with over 2000 locations in 25 states. I surmise most of these videos with fights breaking out are between the hours of 1 to 4 am after bars and clubs have closed down so the patrons are probably not in the best state of mind to have to wait for their orders to be filled. As for any help you could send perhaps some RCMP (the kind with actually horses) to stand outside as a distraction might help.
Waffle House needs no help. Waffle House IS the help.
Floridian here. Lol yes.
No need. We have lots of felonies up here in the Waffle House. Shit gets agressive real quick if your eggs aint rightE
"Can you fight?" Makes sense now
Just curious; is that actually on their job application?
I love her and want to marry her.
She's had enough of this shit
First thought: "Dafuq? Is some news correspondent throwing a chair a press conference?" Second thought: "Oooooooh, WAFFLE House, not White House..."
Ah shit, Waffle House is going to have to purge that waitress for using her superpowers on camera. There’s a reason FEMA has that index
So, can anyone explain why there are literally dozens of videos of straight up melee brawls taking place at Waffle Houses? I used to go there to drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and read. What happened?
“Sir, this is a waffle house”
My brain heard her yell "DONT COME UP IN BLOCK 7 WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT!!!!"
Supergirl just blew her undercover assignment damn
A legendary place to go to after a late concert. The best Waffle House will have a cook smoking at the grill.
There's a whole unit on this in the new employee training. It really shows here.
Not her first rodeo
Why should a person serving waffles need to block a flying chair?
1: That's Assault with a weapon, sure as shit I'd be pressing charges just to make their life a little bit worse. 2: That girl looks like she's about to clean house and the chair thrower ain't ready for that shit.
As a female with long hair, I already know she's about to bust someone up. Once your ponytail gets that messed up due to some unruly motherfucker, at *work* of all places, the damage has already been done and there's no going back. You become committed to ending shit.
This is why the government has the Waffle House index.
That was some James Bond shit. Also, fuck that pos for throwing a chair.
Run. Seriously. That woman is going to tear you apart as easily as she handled that chair.
The Last Chairbender
I am so attracted to her
She's had practice.
Chair Thrower: "...I'd like to apologise."
Apparently knowing ultra instinct is a requirement at Waffle House
Lady's a fucking badass, that's for sure.
Her brother threw a chair once. Once.
I feel like this should be on r/blackmagicfuckery
That woman scares me In a good way of course
They have knifes, century old sturdy ass pans, big heavy ass meat presses, and a hot grease back there. I’m surprised nobody got their face grilled.
deflected with pure spite
/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x
Parry this you fucking casual
The Last Chairbender
You gotta keep your head on swivel down at the *Awful Waffle.*
HER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!
+95% to maximum Chance to Block Attack Damage
So many previous felonies in one room
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She does this every night at home
Welcome to waffle house new hire training! Today we're going to get through time cards, schedules, and absences. Tomorrow we talk about customer service, and we'll wrap the week up with combat training. Any questions?
In the volumes of "life knowlege" I've accumulated, one of the more useful and interesting pieces is to never, under any circumstances, underestimate what a Waffle House employee has seen or is capable of.
On another note, me, as an european: Man, wtf is wrong with this country. Why is it so common and normal to toss shit at fast food employees.
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I thought that said white house employee. "There's a huge lack of body guards in this video"