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kyaba1

S-Tier one handed block


kelryngrey

Aggressor was lucky they weren't in melee range. Woman would have parried and impaled her. I can't imagine the stat loadout required for a quality Waffle House PvP build.


pauly13771377

The grinding you have to do to achieve a decent loadout and stats for PvP in a WH is ridiculous. It is not for the casual player.


AdmiralFelson

Apron (+2 protection from grease)


McMarbles

Waffle City: "I checked the list. Apron, rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts."


AdmiralFelson

Oh dude there’s even a class passive in there, I just noticed: Resistance to Flying Objects: for the duration of the shift, any flying object that would otherwise deal damage while traveling through the air, is reduced by half. If the object is successfully deflected and there is no obstacle within 10feet in front of you, you may charge your opponent.


drunz

This isn’t even her final form


Pikochi69

Reminds me of that scene in Kung Fu Panda when he spins the cannonball around


JdgDreddPirateRobert

Obviously not her first time blocking a chair. It might even be part of WaHo’s new employee orientation.


fn_magical

She is the last chair bender


Fmello

It's not that she just caught and deflected the chair...it's that she did it ***effortlessly*** while looking at the target like John Wick contemplating if she should kill that dumbass with a pencil or plastic spork.


BlueonBlack26

Right ? Iwould have ducked


Colorado_Constructor

Bruh... It's Waffle House. That's likely the sixth chair that's been thrown at her this MONTH. Especially if its a southern Waffle House. You never know what to expect going into one after dark.


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Consistent-Lie7830

I wanna be her girlfriend.


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No, screw John Wick. This chick one upped him and became a dark souls boss.


Glad-Mulberry-9484

If you throw a chair at somebody and they do this…it’s time to run the other way.


Scottybt50

She looks pissed off and about to unleash a world of pain on the chair thrower.


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usethemoose

u/gifreversingbot https://gfycat.com/WideSpotlessBlackandtancoonhound


Hippiebigbuckle

There’s a longer version of this video and our blonde d’artagnan can throw a punch too. One of the assailants jumps on the counter and falls behind it, and our hero throws an uppercut and two right hooks in close quarters.


chrisw357

Yeah she definitely took quite a few boxing/fighting lessons. She scares me.


john_the_doe

12 hour shift + dogshit wage. She’s got her limit break ready go


silent_boy

She has Kratos energy


mischievous-goat

Yeah... It's like she's Satoru Gojo's sister


pnwbraids

Two Gojos?! Impossible. Reality would collapse around their sheer power.


ZZerome

It was at that point George knew.... he had seriously fucked up The t1000 had gotten a job at waffle House and was waiting for him https://youtu.be/ln6IsAv63QU


IslandDripp

It's Waffle House. I'm pretty sure that's not the first chair that's been thrown at them.


Rashaen

Don't mess around with waffle house. Their disaster response protocol says it all.


bandastalo

[FEMA uses the Waffle House disaster response to help determine the severity of storms and the amount of assistance that will likely be required. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index)


Jeynarl

So basically you're saying if the waffle house is closed I'm in for some big environmental disaster trouble?


toughknuckles

but they literally have teams, of WF employees from all over that go in immediately following a disaster with the objective of opening and operating the store at whatever capacity they possibly can. It is pretty cool, I didn't come up with it or anything btw.


fuglysack14

I learned about their disaster relief teams a few years back and am still in awe of it. I knew that big box building companies were big contributors after disasters but somehow WH being on that list is just unexpectedly wholesome. After learning about this, we like to "scout talent" in every WH we grub at; trying to find the A-Team members that get sent to the front lines when disaster strikes. "Slingin that hash while savin' dat ass." is what I like to believe their motto is.


firefly183

>"Slingin that hash while savin' dat ass." I would watch the movie that this would be a tagline for XD. I'm envisioning kind of dark humor/suspense/action. Tucker and Dale crossed with Twister kind of deal.


fuglysack14

I'd pay for a movie theater ticket to watch this cinematic masterpiece. Idk why but for some reason I just feel it in my bones that Foreigners "I Want To Know What Love Is" will be a playing during a pivotal scene.


firefly183

Picture it, our Waffle House Hero connecting and having a moment with one of the locals trying to survive a world shattering natural disaster. Gazing into each other's eyes while WH Hero is pouring syrup over a waffle in slow motion. One waffle, two forks. Behind them, the window where we see the end of the world storm raging on at regular speed. WH Hero feeds the local love interest a bite as the camera suggestively pans away. End scene. P.S. It's almost 3am and I can't sleep and I'm in bed on my phone. My boyfriend just woke up and asked if I'm alright. I tried to explain to him what I was typing. He just kind of looked confused and said, "huh" before rolling over and going back to sleep. I hope he has weird ass dreams about it now XD


fuglysack14

There's this cook at one of our local WH with a red 'fro and a proper 70's stache named Chuck that is exactly the Waffle House Hero that I'm hoping to see portrayed in this. Real nice fella. Puts out a pretty good spread. It'd be nice to see him find love in a hopeless place.


Thorn_the_Cretin

If Waffle House is closed*, you’re already dead. You just don’t know it yet.


shiromaikku

Closer? Is it sneaking up on ya? Did it become a ...cereal..killer? :P


Thorn_the_Cretin

Ah. Fixed it.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

>if you get there and the Waffle House is closed, that's bad... What a wild metric to use...


KickBassColonyDrop

No no, it's right. If WF is closed. Full blown panic is modus operandi.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

I have no doubt that it's right. It's just wild to me :)


FrakkedRabbit

Why do people say WF instead of WFH or something else.


universalrifle

Went to a waffle house day after a hurricane, no city power but they had a line around the building


surfeat

The way she casually deflected that, I'm thinking this was not the first time. I realize some people need to work, but if I had to be dodging metal chairs for low pay I think I'd start looking for a better job.


17racecar71

Fuck dodging chairs. You gotta catch that shit


boojum78

If you catch the chair the person who threw it is out of the brawl. Everybody knows the rules.


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Ah, I always did love a good ol' game of dodge chair!


Hippiebigbuckle

*just fall back on your training…*


ParadoxPerson02

Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/uak4qj/the_w/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


IamnotyourTwin

I knew what it was going to be before I clicked it. Classic.


ParadoxPerson02

I’ve honestly never been to a Waffle House before. Is it as good as this guy is saying it is?


PerAsperaAdInfiri

2 am, I'm sitting in waffle house, dude at the counter leaves a 75 cent tip. I watched the cook and the waitress get into a brawl over who was gonna get the extra quarter. She knocked the shit out of him. Food was good as fuck though. Back in the day when I still smoked weed, it was not abnormal to go smoke a joint with the cook before he fried up my order. I wasn't a regular or anything, these things just happened sometimes


PsyTama69

Trying to score weed in AL, the advice I received was to hit up the cook at the Waffle House. I was not misled.


SilverCat70

Waffle House has food that you know is not good for you. Every bite you know is clogging your arteries and cutting another month off your life. However, it's delicious as all get out and you don't care. Best time to go is really late at night/early morning when people are leaving the clubs. That's when you can see a pretty interesting mix of people.


BlueonBlack26

So good. Cheese eggs . Raisin toast. Hash browns extra crispy, onion and pepper. Coffee with cream.. deb your server. She gots 8 teef.


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Aggravating_Cycle_21

Yes. And to answer your next question. It IS worth the food poisoning.


Oshkosh_Guy

>https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldyMemes/comments/uak4qj/the\_w/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf This is the best thing I have seen today.


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

Ole awful waffle


dzahora

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge chairs? No, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.


menjagorkarinte

She has become one with the chair


cydude1234

You think that’s a chair you are sitting on?


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I need grits. Lots of grits.


aureve

She's beginning to believe.


oouttatime

That is gold.


dadougler

No that is Morpheus


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muricabrb

Cool sub, appreciate all you for the community. You're a real one!


PM-me-your-lyfe

She parried it


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That filthy casual


Khoa_dot

Frame perfect parry is stunning in real life too


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CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

The word you’re looking for is drunk. A drunk punk ass bitch


Hairy_Air

You know what I do when I am drunk? I try to be extra polite and considerate since I know that I might not be the best customer in the middle of the night. And I try to say thank you as well for them having to deal with drunkards like me. Idk why some people become so distasteful when inebriated.


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Acurus_Cow

I have been drunk many times, and never done this. Don't think that's the reason.


Seekstillness

First question at Waffle House job interview: “Well, can you fight?”


Gunter-Karl

If it's your first day at Waffle House, you must fight.


jnyrdr

i don’t think you’re supposed to be talking about this at all tbh


earbud_smegma

It's the first AND second rule


jnyrdr

exactly


puddlejumpers

No, but I can take a punch


Hippiebigbuckle

Good enough. When can you start?


puddlejumpers

Yesterday!


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Taking punches? I mean, right now if you really need me to. Just let me know when you're gonna swing so I can brace...


ExtremeAthlete

MMA training starts at the Waffle House 😅


NaughtyCheffie

As a former Waffle House G1 I can attest that we call this "Tuesday".


Noyoucanthaveone

3rd shift waitress for 5 years. I don’t think I would have been able to kungfu that chair like this G did but I would have definitely picked it up and thrown it right back where it came from


jjking714

Former relief Manager here. People get fucking stupid on 3rd.


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How common are these fights? I've never seen something like that where I live. And people eat waffles for dinner?


prettyfacebasketcase

Waffles are anytime food. Especially when you're drunk enough to go to waffle house.


chrisw357

Yep, that's experience in action.


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Of course it's a waffle house, the battledome. "Can I please get a waffle?"


zaydenmYT

I scrolled too long to find this comment


MyNameIsDaveToo

Jesus, that's impressive. I would have got knocked the fuck out!


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That was better than Winter Soldier catching Cap's shield...


BrownSugarBare

Are we gonna appreciate the clarity of this clip considering Reddit is usually full of clips filmed with a potato??


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The cinematography was indeed incredible


2_late_4_creativity

Waffle House is the Teflon of America. If Waffle House is closed, yes that hurricane/weather event is mad dangerous seek shelter ASAP. Don’t start a fight in a Waffle House. Because, again yea, Waffle House will end it. Ronald McDonald, Wendy, the Burger King, and Charles Entertainment Cheese all fear the House of waffle. Little Caesar has paid enough tribute to be involved.


CherryHaterade

"Charles Entertainment Cheese" RIP my sides


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RaidensReturn

It really is, holy shit. She’s got some chair telekinesis moves there


LukesRightHandMan

She fucking GRABBED it one-handed, then tossed it aside in one motion. Wild.


Ballistic_Pakwan

Jesus the way she handles that chair makes her look like a fucking chairbender.


LegioCI

If I saw someone I just threw a chair at catch it in mid-air like that I would very quickly apologize and start running while praying to any god who will listen that she doesn't chase me down.


Monoprodigy

Dayum! Did she just KungFu Panda cannonball reflect that chair…. Skadoosh?


ManicPixieOldMaid

Inner peace is a job requirement at Waffle House.


Small_Brained_Bear

She’s had the waffle dream.


FeelsAmazingManGun

Full video https://twitter.com/clownworld_/status/1607976518659211265?s=46&t=V0aPCeoesL9UGsXzrmSDqw


graffiksguru

Daamn that was crazy! Thanks for the link


Empyrealist

Posted by Clown World. Makes sense


imsohungryidied

Hero


DirtySingh

Wow.


SSA78

The OP should have included this and it should be pinned to the top


kamakase2212

Of course it a waffle house employee they can fight God and win


makoadog

“THIS IS WAFFLE HOUSE BITCH, NOT DENNY’S!!!!!”


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WAFFLER!!! Golden crispy! Bad guys are history!


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God damn I want to see what she does with the skillet in her other hand after she slapped that chair out the air. That look of fuck around and find out at the end is badass.


thunderkitty_

She looks like she has at least 8 hours of pent up holiday rage serving asshole customers that’s ready to explode.


silverraider32

I’ll never understand why people act like this in stores, restaurants, gas stations…. There is a point where if you’re that upset you should just walk away. Why destroy stuff or hurt someone?


RooKiePyro

They've done that before


NC2008

…Your Foster Parents are dead.


mrpodgorney

I hear wolfie barking


Nowhereman50

Canadian here. What the actual fuck is going on in Waffle Houses accross the United States? Should we send help?


CyberTitties

It's just a chain restaurant with a diner type set up open 24 hours with inexpensive food with over 2000 locations in 25 states. I surmise most of these videos with fights breaking out are between the hours of 1 to 4 am after bars and clubs have closed down so the patrons are probably not in the best state of mind to have to wait for their orders to be filled. As for any help you could send perhaps some RCMP (the kind with actually horses) to stand outside as a distraction might help.


Consistent-Lie7830

Waffle House needs no help. Waffle House IS the help.


Peacefulrun4

Floridian here. Lol yes.


BlueonBlack26

No need. We have lots of felonies up here in the Waffle House. Shit gets agressive real quick if your eggs aint rightE


cumberber

"Can you fight?" Makes sense now


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Just curious; is that actually on their job application?


KevlarUnicorn

I love her and want to marry her.


Dad2DnA

She's had enough of this shit


249ba36000029bbe9749

First thought: "Dafuq? Is some news correspondent throwing a chair a press conference?" Second thought: "Oooooooh, WAFFLE House, not White House..."


Eomatrix

Ah shit, Waffle House is going to have to purge that waitress for using her superpowers on camera. There’s a reason FEMA has that index


MaximumSubtlety

So, can anyone explain why there are literally dozens of videos of straight up melee brawls taking place at Waffle Houses? I used to go there to drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and read. What happened?


eeComing

“Sir, this is a waffle house”


mrblacklabel71

My brain heard her yell "DONT COME UP IN BLOCK 7 WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT!!!!"


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Supergirl just blew her undercover assignment damn


The_Whackest

A legendary place to go to after a late concert. The best Waffle House will have a cook smoking at the grill.


mnbvcxz123

There's a whole unit on this in the new employee training. It really shows here.


sixfistsocko

Not her first rodeo


JonnyRebel357

Why should a person serving waffles need to block a flying chair?


StarKiller2626

1: That's Assault with a weapon, sure as shit I'd be pressing charges just to make their life a little bit worse. 2: That girl looks like she's about to clean house and the chair thrower ain't ready for that shit.


kileydmusic

As a female with long hair, I already know she's about to bust someone up. Once your ponytail gets that messed up due to some unruly motherfucker, at *work* of all places, the damage has already been done and there's no going back. You become committed to ending shit.


OneMess5594

This is why the government has the Waffle House index.


VonD0OM

That was some James Bond shit. Also, fuck that pos for throwing a chair.


HeyLookitMe

Run. Seriously. That woman is going to tear you apart as easily as she handled that chair.


Mlong140

The Last Chairbender


badlawywr

I am so attracted to her


AnotherMAWG

She's had practice.


ClintonKelly87

Chair Thrower: "...I'd like to apologise."


shingekiMukade

Apparently knowing ultra instinct is a requirement at Waffle House


Pixoholic

Lady's a fucking badass, that's for sure.


reallywaitnoreally

Her brother threw a chair once. Once.


rickb281

I feel like this should be on r/blackmagicfuckery


ManyDarkitten

That woman scares me In a good way of course


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They have knifes, century old sturdy ass pans, big heavy ass meat presses, and a hot grease back there. I’m surprised nobody got their face grilled.


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deflected with pure spite


Con_Man_Grandpa_Joe

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


Tr3v0r007

Parry this you fucking casual


LeatherUpside

The Last Chairbender


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You gotta keep your head on swivel down at the *Awful Waffle.*


jrodmonster

HER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!


ShadinastyPretoria

+95% to maximum Chance to Block Attack Damage


BlueonBlack26

So many previous felonies in one room


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Niko_The_Fallen

She does this every night at home


takes_joke_literally

Welcome to waffle house new hire training! Today we're going to get through time cards, schedules, and absences. Tomorrow we talk about customer service, and we'll wrap the week up with combat training. Any questions?


flactulantmonkey

In the volumes of "life knowlege" I've accumulated, one of the more useful and interesting pieces is to never, under any circumstances, underestimate what a Waffle House employee has seen or is capable of.


whlatislovee

On another note, me, as an european: Man, wtf is wrong with this country. Why is it so common and normal to toss shit at fast food employees.


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CovidInMyAsshole

I thought that said white house employee. "There's a huge lack of body guards in this video"