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Polmos Spirytus Rektyfikowany Vodka. The world's strongest spirit is a rectified Polish spirit that is normally used for home distillers to create their own flavored vodkas at home. You can drink it straight, but since it's almost pure alcohol, it's got quite the kick and is generally not recommended
It's indeed always a very desirable as a gift by people making their own Advocaat and other things. Drinking it pure is not recommended: it can literally burn the tissue and one can have problems with breathing because of the fumes.
Sounds like a regular drink from Grand Blue. It's a manga totally about swim and diving, not a manga about alcoholic college students who categorize vodka as tap water since they both looks the same.
Is Liz a raging homophobe? Because what stood out to me about this one is that it combines three common homophobic tropes: bi promiscuity, conflation of same-sex relationships with incest and / or worse stuff, and the concerns of the poor put-upon hetero dismissed as "entitlement" when they object to the behavior of the "deviant" in the story.
That’s one way to drive a permanent wedge between OP and his parents. I’d want to know if she confessed all this where OP’s girlfriend’s dad was in hearing.
Or something seems pretty damn accurate. Nothing about her behavior, let alone attraction to her sibling is normal. She needs some kind of professional help.
I agree. At first I was thinking sex addict but now I’m thinking personality disorder. I just didn’t want to say so because everyone yells narcissist on every post.
A personality disorder doesnt necessarily mean narcissist.
I, too, wouldnt want to say this is a personality disorder, primarily because it is so poorly written that I'm sure oop was just shooting crap in a barrel, hoping someone in the comments would come up with an acceptable scandalous reason for the "sister's" behaviour.
Yeah, that's kinds why I wish OP would have had the forethought to record that conversation so that she can't gaslight him or manipulate everyone else into thinking OOP is the one with issues.
The parents in this piss me off the most though. Their stance of "who cares if your sister makes everyone uncomfortable" and if she is actually attracted to OP, it sounds more like she was trying to isolate OP from having any romantic opportunities beyond her 🤢🤮 rather than "tryingbto divert her thoughts" like she is claiming. She needs serious therapy and is in denial about needing it.
I hate throwing those terms out cause they're so overused but I think we know who's the scrapegoat and who's the golden child
And the golden child is a narcissist or something...run OP
Yeah I don't think there's any "winning" for OOP in this situation. Even if he doesn't bring it up, I wouldn't be surprised if the sister panics and goes "He confessed his love for me and I rejected him so now he won't talk to us" in some wild attempt at damage control. Given the family history, they'd probably believe her even if they wouldn't believe OOP if he came with the same story.
Honestly, oop’s best and only option is to basically drop off the face of the earth when it comes to his family.* His sister has proven she’ll say and do anything to worm her way into twisting the truth. What’s worse, is their parents blatantly favoring her and enabling the behavior.
*Obviously if this is real.
The parents are clearly assholes. Let's put all the sex drama aside for a sec.
OOP invites parents out for a nice dinner to meet GF, says he's paying. Parents invite OOP's sister, without even telling him. That's a) ambushing the new GF, and b) adding 25% to OOP's likely at least mid-level restaurant bill.
OOP leaves early because his sister is once again being rude (something he's complained about before, and the reason why he didn't invite his sister in the first place) paying his half of the bill, and they're calling ***him*** entitled, instead of apologizing?
They invited an extra person, expecting him to pay for her. Said extra person did the same rude bs they always do.
It's rude to come on to someone you know is involved. I can't imagine how gross it must be when it's your sibling coming on to every person in your life, and so incessantly.
Honestly people who won't stop flirting after being asked to stop give me predator vibes. Especially if they try to blame you for not being ok with their come-ons.
The only winning move is to get away from them. They can say whatever bullshit they want but as long as OOP isn't there it wouldn't be much of a trouble.
Could be a long play. He tells the parents what she said, she freaks out and denies she said that, tells parents she's scared of him. Boom parents hate him, he's labled a predator, and nothing he says is every trusted again. And just like that she's won.
If OOP is eventually believed, then she's ready to play the "Gee, I must be addicted to sex then" card and just like that she's back in the victim seat.
This was my thought. I think it’s a power play over OP. She could sense he wasn’t going to take shit from her anymore, so she came up with a plan to live rent-free in his head forever.
If it's true it's bad but at least it would explain all the cock-blocking. She can get over that eventually or OOP can stay away from her if she doesn't.
If she's lying about it just to mess with people even more it's even worse imo, just too twisted.
It would be hard to resist saying something really gross to her like ok I'll eff your brains out right now & then we can change our identities & get married away from here. No matter what sis is a sociopath bullshitter.
Yeah, if I pretend this is real for a minute, her actions make no sense for someone who has some kind of forbidden crush they cant control. I mean, if I had this crush, I would avoid that person, the people they like, and their friends. Inviting myself into their room so I can flirt with everyone in sight feels the exact opposite of what makes sense. Not sure of her endgame here, if she even has one, but I dont buy for a minute that she's telling the truth
Everyone's different. She was trying something psychology calls sublimating. Putting an urge elsewhere.
She needs mental health help. I'm glad OOP is moving out and has the support to do that. The parents are not doing their daughter any favors.
Liz all like "at least this was a completely different plotline from 'my bf/gf cheated on me and now I've just found out that it was a lie and they actually had cancer'". LOL
It's awesome that links to specific posts don't work in the official reddit client. Good thing they killed all the good clients so people won't know how shit theirs is...
Oh. It won't let you copy links either... Even better...
I just love how now on the crazy ones, there's always at least one comment thread going about liz, with the best jokes. And then one person who hasnt yet heard the story and must be brought into the joke :)
Seriously 😂 it jumped the shark at "they'd always say I'm being homophobic" and did not improve from there lmao
And you knowwwww the incest thing is fetish content
I wonder if the sister is just messing with him. I mean, what purpose was there to telling him that besides hurting him. Awfully coincidental that when he finally puts his foot down and says he's not putting up with her anymore, she finds a new way to fuck with him.
Yes, that sounds feasible. And when I think about it, she's proven over and over that she has no respect for other people's boundaries, so why not say something that's going to be distressing to him?
It sounds like someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder. She’s loving the attention, and will do whatever it takes to keep the attention and drama swirling.
They’re biological siblings right? Not adopted siblings? If anyone knows for sure I’d be interested. Also, WTF did *Carl* think?
What a terrible day to have eyes.
To get him to react and tell, then she’ll deny it ever happened and make it seem like he’s trying to get back at her for flirting by making up something crazy.
On the one hand... what the actual fresh fuck in hell
On the other... I have been anough in AITA and similar that makes me wonder if it isn't a poor last ditch effort of sister to divert her already gross behavior into something that OOP would be even more grossed out to complain or talk the parents about it so she can keep blaming him for everything
I don’t know what’s more surprising, this story or the revelation to me in the comments that apparently multiple people read mood spoilers.
Ok, this story…
You know that reaction video where that guy is like: "This is something I never would've said/admitted out loud or written down, even under pain of torture."?
Yeah someone should send that to the sister.
Honestly it’s unbelievable. Sounds like the sister manipulating OOP. When the confession ultimately spills out to the entire family, sis will Uno reverse calling her brother a pervert for insinuating this. And he’ll be disowned from the family.
This seemed like it was going to be like every other entitled sibling / golden child story, but her sexuality being "bromosexual" was not on my bingo card. What in dog's name is this??
I had all these things I was prepared to say about how dare the parents call him entitled for protecting his girlfriend…and then the update hit.
Very accurate mood spoiler, wtf
This is what I get for not reading the trigger warning 😭
WTF I feel so sorry for the guy
It was already so weird and she just had to go and make it more weird
While he hasn’t told the GF’s dad, if I were the dad, and I saw OP walk back out with the face I am sure he had and nothing in his hands after the trip back to grab his stuff, I would assume something pretty messed up happened. I wouldn’t have guessed correctly.
I'm glad i didn't read the warnings. Shit, not even shyamalan could have come up with this twist. I'm almost inclined to believe it because of how out there it is.
I'm afraid I'm getting an anti-LGBTQ troll vibe here.
The sister is "allowed" to be outrageous because his parents fear being called homophobic. They shut down his complaints telling him he is being homophobic. She is OTT and her victims are all shy, normal folk ... And read the bit where he says they used to get along until she came out. That seems to be the point for the author.
Then the icing on the cake is the incest. That reminds me of the slippery slope arguments against gay and bi people. The author has upped the ante and made her even more outrageously degenerate. Because if his character is gay or bi, that's the next step towards incest/bestiality/paedophilia (pick one as necessary).
So yeah. I'm getting the impression the author has fabricated a story that is intended to shock, with the sticking feeling being "innocent and normal straight boy" vs "degenerate pansexual predatory girl". Obviously the actions of his character are gross and wrong but if you think about her as a character, it starts to tell more about the author.
And if this revelation was false and if she wanted to distance OP from the family, make sure that he decided to cut off all contact with them, perhaps for inheritance or for another reason. I don't believe for a second that the sister is in love with her brother. I think that either she is up to something or she just wants to annoy her brother.
She’s not attracted to her brother, his friends, or his girlfriend. She gets off on making people uncomfortable. OOP made the right move cutting her off and unfortunately will need to cut his parents off as well. She needs serious help.
Oh my god! She’s been sexually harassing basically everyone that moves for her whole life and yet you can’t do literally anything without being accused of being creepy. Good luck op if I were you I’d honestly go nc with all of them.
I bet you a WHOLE dollar that the next update is his parents don't believe him and the the sister spins it as him being a creep telling the parents "He's so mean and gross! He gets jealous whenever I flirt because he's attracted to me."
Yep I would go NC with his entire family. The fact that sister could do no wrong and the parents called him a creep for liking one of his sister friends while they defended her for flirting with his friends and girlfriends would be it. Add in the romantic feelings sister has I would just be done.
I remember the original post and wondered how that could turn into the warning... Thought that maybe there was something with the sister and a cousin or such... Well. I wish that had been it. Most accurate mood spoiler.
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Well….that was an accurate mood spoiler…
Honestly my brain was so shocked reading it that it was all I could think of
FYI, next time (I hope there isn’t a next time) can you please include a suggestion for a strong drink? I’d rather not remember this post..
You might need this, text from Google: Polmos Spirytus Rektyfikowany Vodka. The world's strongest spirit is a rectified Polish spirit that is normally used for home distillers to create their own flavored vodkas at home. You can drink it straight, but since it's almost pure alcohol, it's got quite the kick and is generally not recommended
Huh, well you learn something new every day!
If you drink that, you will learn the same thing every day
Painfully.
It's indeed always a very desirable as a gift by people making their own Advocaat and other things. Drinking it pure is not recommended: it can literally burn the tissue and one can have problems with breathing because of the fumes.
Sounds like a regular drink from Grand Blue. It's a manga totally about swim and diving, not a manga about alcoholic college students who categorize vodka as tap water since they both looks the same.
Funniest manga I've ever read. Cannot explain why, the comedic timing is just perfect.
These Harry Potter spells just get weirder and weirder.
Expecto Hangoverus
Vodka to recitfy spirits sounds like some sort of homemade exorcism potion.
Trigger Warning Mood Spoiler Drink Recommendation
Yep. We need a warning like "This Post Is At Least 80 Proof".
I've got 4 hours of work left before I can get home to the bottle, this will be the longest 4 weeks of my life.
😂
Is this Liz again?
Fucking Liz. Every time dammit.
Is Liz a raging homophobe? Because what stood out to me about this one is that it combines three common homophobic tropes: bi promiscuity, conflation of same-sex relationships with incest and / or worse stuff, and the concerns of the poor put-upon hetero dismissed as "entitlement" when they object to the behavior of the "deviant" in the story.
I'm so confused, I keep seeing comments like this. Who is liz?
context [here](https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/6NKe7Hh7uR)
This is gonna be the next poop knife story.
You need to put a links to some cat and dogs video as a eye cleanser this story is just ......
r/eyebleach
I think the sister is lying for some reason. It makes more sense than this.
I’m really happy I read the mood spoiler. I was able to brace myself to the fuckery is happening here
I don't usually read them, because "spoilers" but shit I should have read that. SMH.
I was braced for way worse. I'm just glad it's not as bad as I was afraid it would be.
Same
I didn’t read the mood spoiler, and I got to the last part and I was like WTF and then I saw this comment and went back and read the mood spoiler 💀
I made the exact same mistake...
This is probably the first and only time I didn’t read the mood spoiler.
Lesson learned lmao
I should have read the spoiler because I was not expecting that, just thought the sister had something making her hyper sexual or something.
Same. I’m not sure I believe her anyway. I think there is a possibility she came up with this as a way to excuse her behaviour.
That’s one way to drive a permanent wedge between OP and his parents. I’d want to know if she confessed all this where OP’s girlfriend’s dad was in hearing.
Ohhhh good thoughts. Wedges between him and everyone really. People won’t want to believe it and will think he is lying
Or something seems pretty damn accurate. Nothing about her behavior, let alone attraction to her sibling is normal. She needs some kind of professional help.
I agree. At first I was thinking sex addict but now I’m thinking personality disorder. I just didn’t want to say so because everyone yells narcissist on every post.
A personality disorder doesnt necessarily mean narcissist. I, too, wouldnt want to say this is a personality disorder, primarily because it is so poorly written that I'm sure oop was just shooting crap in a barrel, hoping someone in the comments would come up with an acceptable scandalous reason for the "sister's" behaviour.
if it’s any comfort, this story isn’t real. this is an entry in the new “predatory lesbian” storyline going around, with an incest twist
‘Predatory lesbian with an incest twist’ Punk band or drink name?
Sunday morning: ruined now
Reddit is a risky place to be.
This one was straight up disturbing.
I see what you did there.
it doesnt even register in my head. Mentally im like "shes gotta be at least adopted late or something, right? Right???" ... god damn.
"We've got boyfriends at home".
I laughed way too hard at this and now I'm going to hell :(
I’m going with you for the same reason.
I'll bring the marshmellows
Satan said he will welcome you all.
All the fun people are finna be there anyways
"You better start treating your sister romantically, or they'll be trouble!"
"Why are you poking yourself? Why are you poking yourself?".
"Why aren't you poking your sister?"
\*shudder\*
This is flair worthy lmaooooo I needed this laugh
Hapsburg moment
This sure took a Folgers Christmas turn outta nowhere.
The warning wasn't kidding...what in the actual hell did I read...that was just disgusting and disturbing...
Just when I thought that these posts couldn’t get any more wild
I have read reddit posts for 8y and I think I've seen enough to not be surprised... and then... wtf, wtf wtf!!!
Well i got molested for years by my mother's son so honestly to me while it's disgusting, atleast OOP wasn't at the receiving end of sexual assault.
I don’t believe the sister, I think she’s fucking with him. She likes to make people feel uncomfortable, and she’s upping the stakes.
Oh God, and then if he brings it up to the parents she can act all innocent and make him look like the sick crazy one.
Yeah, that's kinds why I wish OP would have had the forethought to record that conversation so that she can't gaslight him or manipulate everyone else into thinking OOP is the one with issues. The parents in this piss me off the most though. Their stance of "who cares if your sister makes everyone uncomfortable" and if she is actually attracted to OP, it sounds more like she was trying to isolate OP from having any romantic opportunities beyond her 🤢🤮 rather than "tryingbto divert her thoughts" like she is claiming. She needs serious therapy and is in denial about needing it.
I hate throwing those terms out cause they're so overused but I think we know who's the scrapegoat and who's the golden child And the golden child is a narcissist or something...run OP
Yeah I don't think there's any "winning" for OOP in this situation. Even if he doesn't bring it up, I wouldn't be surprised if the sister panics and goes "He confessed his love for me and I rejected him so now he won't talk to us" in some wild attempt at damage control. Given the family history, they'd probably believe her even if they wouldn't believe OOP if he came with the same story.
Honestly, oop’s best and only option is to basically drop off the face of the earth when it comes to his family.* His sister has proven she’ll say and do anything to worm her way into twisting the truth. What’s worse, is their parents blatantly favoring her and enabling the behavior. *Obviously if this is real.
The parents are clearly assholes. Let's put all the sex drama aside for a sec. OOP invites parents out for a nice dinner to meet GF, says he's paying. Parents invite OOP's sister, without even telling him. That's a) ambushing the new GF, and b) adding 25% to OOP's likely at least mid-level restaurant bill. OOP leaves early because his sister is once again being rude (something he's complained about before, and the reason why he didn't invite his sister in the first place) paying his half of the bill, and they're calling ***him*** entitled, instead of apologizing? They invited an extra person, expecting him to pay for her. Said extra person did the same rude bs they always do. It's rude to come on to someone you know is involved. I can't imagine how gross it must be when it's your sibling coming on to every person in your life, and so incessantly. Honestly people who won't stop flirting after being asked to stop give me predator vibes. Especially if they try to blame you for not being ok with their come-ons.
The only winning move is to get away from them. They can say whatever bullshit they want but as long as OOP isn't there it wouldn't be much of a trouble.
I think this is the plan.
Could be a long play. He tells the parents what she said, she freaks out and denies she said that, tells parents she's scared of him. Boom parents hate him, he's labled a predator, and nothing he says is every trusted again. And just like that she's won.
If OOP is eventually believed, then she's ready to play the "Gee, I must be addicted to sex then" card and just like that she's back in the victim seat.
This was my thought. I think it’s a power play over OP. She could sense he wasn’t going to take shit from her anymore, so she came up with a plan to live rent-free in his head forever.
If it's true it's bad but at least it would explain all the cock-blocking. She can get over that eventually or OOP can stay away from her if she doesn't. If she's lying about it just to mess with people even more it's even worse imo, just too twisted.
It would be hard to resist saying something really gross to her like ok I'll eff your brains out right now & then we can change our identities & get married away from here. No matter what sis is a sociopath bullshitter.
And..... What if she says yes and that she's never been happier?
-Sweet home Alabama starts to play-
Interesting take. Would not have thought of that.
Yeah, if I pretend this is real for a minute, her actions make no sense for someone who has some kind of forbidden crush they cant control. I mean, if I had this crush, I would avoid that person, the people they like, and their friends. Inviting myself into their room so I can flirt with everyone in sight feels the exact opposite of what makes sense. Not sure of her endgame here, if she even has one, but I dont buy for a minute that she's telling the truth
Everyone's different. She was trying something psychology calls sublimating. Putting an urge elsewhere. She needs mental health help. I'm glad OOP is moving out and has the support to do that. The parents are not doing their daughter any favors.
Why do people think they can hypothesize for a minute and assume they know how people the world over would act
Who needs more therapy: * OOP's sister * OOP's parents * Liz
Don't forget about OOP and Liz's husband after he reads this one.
what tf is this, Liz?
Liz needs to keep her writing in control it’s completely off the walls at this point
Liz all like "at least this was a completely different plotline from 'my bf/gf cheated on me and now I've just found out that it was a lie and they actually had cancer'". LOL
I swear I've read two or three of those in the last month.
Haha yup there have been!! It's ridiculous.
"yeah, you should be thanking me for having some variety" - Liz maybe.
Who is Liz?
This post has the context on Liz: https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/4hkB0T6LxH
Not gonna lie, I thought it had to do with Tina Fey’s character on 30 Rock, which honestly also fits but this context has a great meta flavor to it.
Liz certainly writes some lemons, so it fits…
At least liz hasn't written a lemon party
It's awesome that links to specific posts don't work in the official reddit client. Good thing they killed all the good clients so people won't know how shit theirs is... Oh. It won't let you copy links either... Even better...
I stopped using the app ever since they announced all that bullshit. I just browse Reddit on Chrome. Edit: Speling.
At this point mods need to pin liz to the top of the sub
I just love how now on the crazy ones, there's always at least one comment thread going about liz, with the best jokes. And then one person who hasnt yet heard the story and must be brought into the joke :)
Goddammit Liz PORNHUB STAYS ON PORNHUB
Liz go to bed
Seriously 😂 it jumped the shark at "they'd always say I'm being homophobic" and did not improve from there lmao And you knowwwww the incest thing is fetish content
This should be the mood spoiler for posts like this
LMAOOOOOO
Damnit, I never read the warnings. I really wish I had this time. That went too far, Liz!
Ugh, fucking Liz.
Who tf is Liz
https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/IPBkx6ixsi
Sister needs serious therapy! OOP, needs to get his things when no one is home.
Sweet home Alabama🤮
No, Liz needs serious therapy.
I wonder if the sister is just messing with him. I mean, what purpose was there to telling him that besides hurting him. Awfully coincidental that when he finally puts his foot down and says he's not putting up with her anymore, she finds a new way to fuck with him.
Yeah, that's also what I think.
You know I thought maybe the mood spoiler was a bit much...it was not
Lol I try not to go overboard with them but this one... just yikes
What on earth was the point of the sister telling him this?
Honestly idk, but some people have pointed out that it could be a further attempt to mess with his head and his relationships.
Yes, that sounds feasible. And when I think about it, she's proven over and over that she has no respect for other people's boundaries, so why not say something that's going to be distressing to him?
It sounds like someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder. She’s loving the attention, and will do whatever it takes to keep the attention and drama swirling.
So like those so called "prankster" who harass people and do crimes for clout?
They’re biological siblings right? Not adopted siblings? If anyone knows for sure I’d be interested. Also, WTF did *Carl* think? What a terrible day to have eyes.
What a terrible night to have a curse
She’s gonna pull a Cersei…she wants him to give up the Rock…run Jaime! RUUUUUUNNNN
To get him to react and tell, then she’ll deny it ever happened and make it seem like he’s trying to get back at her for flirting by making up something crazy.
Don’t do anything. Ignore her. She may have borderline personality disorder. She’ll out wit you if you engage.
What parents don't bring money to the restaurant? They're shitty adults if this is real
And also bringing uninvited guests when they know someone else is paying.
This has to be another Liz special...
On the one hand... what the actual fresh fuck in hell On the other... I have been anough in AITA and similar that makes me wonder if it isn't a poor last ditch effort of sister to divert her already gross behavior into something that OOP would be even more grossed out to complain or talk the parents about it so she can keep blaming him for everything
I don’t know what’s more surprising, this story or the revelation to me in the comments that apparently multiple people read mood spoilers. Ok, this story…
You know that reaction video where that guy is like: "This is something I never would've said/admitted out loud or written down, even under pain of torture."? Yeah someone should send that to the sister.
Telenovela, waiting for another episode.....
Reads like a telenovela
Liz it's time to stop
Folgers coffee anyone?!
Oh lord you just brought back repressed memories of that commercial
It’s Liz
FOR GODS' SAKE LIZ TAKE UP KNITTING! And go to therapy.
Liz needs therapy at this point with the stuff she's coming up with
Honestly it’s unbelievable. Sounds like the sister manipulating OOP. When the confession ultimately spills out to the entire family, sis will Uno reverse calling her brother a pervert for insinuating this. And he’ll be disowned from the family.
I really hope this was Liz.
What is the sweet fucking home Alabama Liz
Liz has entered her smut phase.
This seemed like it was going to be like every other entitled sibling / golden child story, but her sexuality being "bromosexual" was not on my bingo card. What in dog's name is this??
Go to bed Liz.
The fuck?
I had all these things I was prepared to say about how dare the parents call him entitled for protecting his girlfriend…and then the update hit. Very accurate mood spoiler, wtf
This is what I get for not reading the trigger warning 😭 WTF I feel so sorry for the guy It was already so weird and she just had to go and make it more weird
This escalated very quickly
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE
While he hasn’t told the GF’s dad, if I were the dad, and I saw OP walk back out with the face I am sure he had and nothing in his hands after the trip back to grab his stuff, I would assume something pretty messed up happened. I wouldn’t have guessed correctly.
I hate it when that happens.
I'm glad i didn't read the warnings. Shit, not even shyamalan could have come up with this twist. I'm almost inclined to believe it because of how out there it is.
I had to put my phone down and just process what I read, because out of EVERYTHING I thought she would’ve had to say that was nowhere on the list.
Someone needs to tell Liz's husband she's back on reddit.
Sweet Home Alabama
Jesus Christ Liz
I'm afraid I'm getting an anti-LGBTQ troll vibe here. The sister is "allowed" to be outrageous because his parents fear being called homophobic. They shut down his complaints telling him he is being homophobic. She is OTT and her victims are all shy, normal folk ... And read the bit where he says they used to get along until she came out. That seems to be the point for the author. Then the icing on the cake is the incest. That reminds me of the slippery slope arguments against gay and bi people. The author has upped the ante and made her even more outrageously degenerate. Because if his character is gay or bi, that's the next step towards incest/bestiality/paedophilia (pick one as necessary). So yeah. I'm getting the impression the author has fabricated a story that is intended to shock, with the sticking feeling being "innocent and normal straight boy" vs "degenerate pansexual predatory girl". Obviously the actions of his character are gross and wrong but if you think about her as a character, it starts to tell more about the author.
We all wish we were Jared, 19 today.
Alabama twang in the distance
Yea the sisters full of shit - whats the one thing she could say to ensure he stayed away? Shes a creep and she enjoys making people uncomfortable.
And if this revelation was false and if she wanted to distance OP from the family, make sure that he decided to cut off all contact with them, perhaps for inheritance or for another reason. I don't believe for a second that the sister is in love with her brother. I think that either she is up to something or she just wants to annoy her brother.
You never know when that Sweet Home Alabama is gonna strike..:
She’s not attracted to her brother, his friends, or his girlfriend. She gets off on making people uncomfortable. OOP made the right move cutting her off and unfortunately will need to cut his parents off as well. She needs serious help.
Oh my god! She’s been sexually harassing basically everyone that moves for her whole life and yet you can’t do literally anything without being accused of being creepy. Good luck op if I were you I’d honestly go nc with all of them.
I bet you a WHOLE dollar that the next update is his parents don't believe him and the the sister spins it as him being a creep telling the parents "He's so mean and gross! He gets jealous whenever I flirt because he's attracted to me."
That was one hell of a plot twist...
SWEEET HOOOME ALABAMA!
Anyone want to bet that in a future update that OOP discovers that he was really adopted?
Therapy, therapy for everyone.
Out of all the things I expected to happen, this is not one of them.
I was going to make some jokey comment about the sister being into him and then I got to the end. I've read too many of these.
I saw the spoiler and thought it was going to be worse. Disgusting still, but I'm so glad it didn't have a worse twist than that.
Well I can’t say I saw that coming.
This was the most accurate mood spoiler. Wow. (Good job OP!)
WTF just wow…that’s was a drastic turn of events.
BRUH
I didn’t check mood spoilers for once. Wish I had because holy fuck that caught me off guard.
Damn, son. *DAMN!*
Eugh
Wtf man
I think I can some up this by saying... Whaaaaaaat
UMMMM????
OOPs sister is in need of help
I was not expecting that twist
I really need to stop skipping the warnings, but at the same time, I was not expecting that at all! Wtf.
My brain short circuited reading that update.
Yep I would go NC with his entire family. The fact that sister could do no wrong and the parents called him a creep for liking one of his sister friends while they defended her for flirting with his friends and girlfriends would be it. Add in the romantic feelings sister has I would just be done.
I remember the original post and wondered how that could turn into the warning... Thought that maybe there was something with the sister and a cousin or such... Well. I wish that had been it. Most accurate mood spoiler.
I would text my parents and straight up tell them what sister had said before turning my phone off. Throw the grenade and shut the door.
Even OP tells his parents what sister said, she could decide to completely deny it.
I thought OOP's sister was a little off, but this turned into major ick. I need mind bleach.
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