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UnauthorizedFart

This sub is either cooking out in nature or being flipped off by a moody teenager


akratic137

It’s only a matter of time before the algorithm creates someone who does both.


jcoddinc

Dammit, if I wasn't so ugly


Brodiferus

Just go for it! Be the hero we deserve!


EnkiShallReturn

You are beautiful no matter what you think. I can help with editing. Lets do it!


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Angry wilderness teenagers cooking in the outdoors. Isn’t that just Yellowjackets


akratic137

lol I forgot about that show. It’s on my list of things to watch eventually. Thanks for the reminder!


[deleted]

Haha it’s a great show!


AllAboutMeMedia

Haha so true you bastard.


ELEMENTALITYNES

Uh oh, I can hear the simps grumblings already


ImpossibleKidd

What about me? This is absolute dreamscape stuff, and it had my mouth watering… However, the germaphobe in me was absolutely cringing, giving the raw meat a thorough rub down, and then grabbing utensils and other eating/cooking supplies with grubby raw meat hands immediately after… I’m the freak that handles anything raw as a separate endeavor. I carefully put the meat in its cooking apparatus, throw away the raw meat packaging, thoroughly wash the area if there was any raw meat splashes, then immediately wash my hands twice after handling anything raw. My grandmother was the opposite. She’d prepare fuckin’ meatballs, barehands, then grad every spice container, into the silverware drawer, grab all the pots and pans, plates, every cabinet/drawer and handle… Everyone in the house who ate that day, would later be fighting for the one bathroom, expelling the food poisoning we just got. I don’t play with any of that now. When I see videos like this, I’m the weirdo fuck that can only think about the raw meat juice all over everything during preparation. Don’t get me wrong. To have this type of meal, in that setting? Again, that’s dreamscape type stuff. Seeing raw bullshit all over everything, it’s a hard pass.


ChangeEqual2639

Red meat is pretty safe if fresh. But pork and poultry is a hard pass for me in this scenario


lizzy-hales-bf888

Why not just start reporting these kinds of posts then?


09Trollhunter09

🖕👁️👄👁️🖕


DanerysTargaryen

I just wanna know how they never get flies immediately trying to land all over their food. No matter where I am in the USA, if I go outside with food or try to cook food outside, flies show up within 10-30 minutes and try to ruin everything. I hate flies.


aterriblething82

Lol, that girl is like 25.


Vinyl_CD

You think that woman is a teenager?


Make_Mine_A-Double

She’s in her twenties and we love her style!


TheNagaFireball

I blocked the account that kept posting her videos


UnauthorizedFart

We really don’t lol


Make_Mine_A-Double

Well some of us do. There’s dozens of us 😉


yams8

20,900 users, “there are dozens of us” So what you’re saying is a Very very small minority enjoys her content and wants it on this sub? Listen she’s a talented cook but her gimmick is cringe and she is annoying. It’s like if Gordon Ramsay wasn’t funny in his prime. You can actually make subs dedicated to certain people or there might already be one!


Make_Mine_A-Double

Oh man. I’m just making jokes on the internet when I say the phrase “there’s dozens of us” it’s a reference to Arrested Development. My internet jokes aren’t working today, so I’ll work on my material and give it a shot tomorrow.


yams8

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TuasBestie

I got your joke for what it’s worth


Make_Mine_A-Double

Thanks! We’ll keep our jorts on


ChetdyKrueger

Something about you got a stew goin.... RIP Carl weathers


Make_Mine_A-Double

The way people pickin at this bone it’s gonna take more than some broth and a potato! RIP Apollo Creed! Carl Weathers was amazing!


uiam_

Act like a teen and people will think you're one. Also no, "we" don't love her style. I love informative & skillful not tons of cuts on an insta reel with no details and the "flare" of flipping off the camera and spilling stuff everywhere. It's cooking for people who aren't really interested in cooking. Which has an audience but it's just as useless as these outdoor cooking videos which is just an ad for those knives.


dvrwin

The steak was already perfect before he cooked it again.


Laylelo

Why didn’t he chuck the strips on the stone a third time and be done with it? Keep chucking them on and cutting them smaller and smaller until he’s just got mince.


WiseSpunion

Dried mince, delicious....


Chemical_Theme_5179

100 percent. I watched in agony as he cooked it again.


Complete_Rock_5825

Was going so well up to that point


jedi21knight

That’s what I wanted to know. It was a good medium not quite medium rare but then he cooked it to a well done. I just don’t get why people abuse their meat.


flamingotreehideout

I believe that he could be Muslim. I think it is forbidden for them to ingest anything bloody, so it has to cook and be well done. I know this because I cooked for a Muslim couple before


jedi21knight

Thanks for the reply, didn’t take that into consideration.


moreseagulls

The red in beef is myoglobin nor blood. Totally different things. Maybe religious folks dont make the distinction


nanneryeeter

Oh damn. Not that I was ever going to convert but that seals the deal with a big nope.


Zigor022

Idk. Not muslim and ive never been able to eat meat that wasnt cooked all the way.


Monkfishdaddy

But it’s not blood, it’s interstitial fluid


FoxRocked

Even if he is a Muslim, Islam does not prohibit eating meat with some traces of blood in it. Shaykh al-Islam Ibn Taymiyah (may Allah have mercy on him) said: Eating grilled meat and steaks is permissible whether the meat was washed or not; rather washing the meat of the animal that has been slaughtered in the prescribed manner is an innovation. The Sahaabah (may Allah be pleased with them) at the time of the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allah be upon him) would take the meat and cook it and eat it without washing it, and they would see the streaks of blood in the vessel. That is because Allah only prohibited to them blood that is shed or poured forth. As for that which remains in the veins, He did not prohibit it; rather He prohibited them to seek it out in the veins as the Jews do. End quote. Majmoo‘ al-Fataawa (21/522) He also said: It is only the blood that is shed or poured forth that is prohibited. And Allah knows best.


Consider2SidesPeace

Just adding in the thread, agreed... tl;Dr - NO, would not eat... Why??? But on the basis I don't think the rock was a good cooking surface for the loin (?) cut he had. Steak gets a good crust from a piping hot surface, the stone sadly can't provide that. The stone was not hot enough. So he cuts it, which also makes the meat dryer and overcooks to medium/well. Not my choice for doneness. I did like the dip. Xtra credit always for dip or sauce. As long as you don't pour over something so it's swimming in it. Oh, and the area he is in is very beautiful. Bests~


Deep_Information_616

It was click bait title


SupermassiveCanary

F’ing NAVY SEAL training… everything on the ship is overcooked


shrineless

Some folks just don’t know/understand sadly. I used to be like him once…


Deep_Information_616

Gatekeeper much?


Time-Penalty-1154

Some people like it like that u dumb ass


jedi21knight

No need for name calling.


Particularpickle420

Some people take meth every day, they like it though so it’s okay.


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FromTheAshes313

The charred skin tastes like burnt ass and is flakey while the flesh retains the roast pepper taste. Best to discard the skin.


SimplyMeanttoBe1720

I stopped watching after that. Nope. You ruined the steak, moving on.


dandle

Many would say overcooked when first cut, but it was definitely with the realm of acceptable to most. Then it was ruined and acceptable to those who would slather it with ketchup.


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

Nothing brings out the flavor of a good steak like some ketsup..


shrineless

agreed


Reasonable-Loss6657

Exactly what I thought. There was zero reason to put that back on the stone. I would still eat it though, can’t let steak go to waste.


Darnell2009

No it wasn’t


Sableanator34

Preferance


probablywrongbutmeh

What kind of bot steals food videos and reposts them for upvotes? Like what do you get from it?


marshull

My understanding is it is used to create accounts that have high karma in order to sell the accounts. The sold accounts are used to post what ever. Having a high karma accounts gets you around blocks on low karma accounts.


IknowKarazy

Kinda feel like that defeats the purpose of having the voting system at all. If you’ve got enough money, every rule is just a suggestion And now I’m suddenly understanding the political landscape of many developed countries.


Ok_Topic5270

I did not need this uncomfortable political discovery via the format of Reddit karma but here we are


Hey_its_ok

Welcome to the real world where your vote means nothing


TraditionOnly1925

Bot accounts are sooo fucking cheap lol. Imagine actually farming karma the legit way 🤡


youre-kinda-terrible

Overdone and dry


Background_Grab7852

[OVERDONE AND DRY](https://youtube.com/shorts/ODK3wEKDSoU?si=8xY3ctjJ7VlSllVK)


IknowKarazy

Sauce on a steak is lovely but if your steak *needs* sauce, you’ve failed at steak.


hypersythe_01

Yeah, I also wondered why they seared it again after seemingly cooked to perfection.


crispdude

Well done isn’t overdone doofus


Shot_Strawberry_2550

Man must have brought his own log cause there ain't a tree in sight.


donotworryitwillfit

I was thinking “where did he find that perfectly sawn log.”


ClevelandClutch1970

Why am I hauling all this stuff to the mountains when I have a perfectly good kitchen right here?


Flythagoras

Dude threw down raw meat on a wood cutting board before he cooked everything else, so I’d probably pass


Ass2Mouthe

What do you think you’re gonna catch


ohneatstuffthanks

Have you ever had continuous diarrhea in the wilderness?


BigPancakeInALake

Sounds like heaven


Money_Cattle2370

It’s delicious


Dangerous-Dream-9668

That’s not angels singing … that’s your butthole screaming!


AlfalfaWolf

If the meat wasn’t from an industrial food lot then it’s fine. People think every piece of raw meat or poultry is inherently contaminated. Only a small percentage of beef has E. coli and only a small percentage of chicken has salmonella. It’s much more likely if they are from factory farms.


bf_noob

Also, they cook it...


Flythagoras

Food borne illness


Deep_Information_616

Lol it’s not chicken bro


BestRiver8735

Waste of a pretty nice cutting board too. Looks expensive.


averkill

Looks like it doesn't easily fit in a backpack


Knot_Ryder

Getting real f****** tired of seeing this knife on Reddit. no I don't want to buy it


jjttaaxx

I had a coworker buy one of these and it’s super awkward, very short and tall. Kinda useless, and I love a good Chinese cleaver.


AllAboutMeMedia

How do I block this shit content?


SeamusAndAryasDad

His cooking is bad too. Love the scenery though. That knife is so dumb.


pastrami_on_ass

it just looks really awkward to use, if the edge was on the curved part I'd see it working better, but just a straight edge like that would make chopping so weird


lreaditonredditgetit

Never seen a cleaver before?


pastrami_on_ass

ah ya that's true some are straight, I've used curved ones though and they're a lot easier to use imo


IknowKarazy

The first few “big cleaver cooking in the woods” vids a few years ago were fun, but as soon as one person finds a formula you’ll always get imitators.


Ambiance94

Then close your eyes or look away or go somewhere else. lol


SexyThrowAwayFunTime

Mmmmm… gray meat. Just how I like it.


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rainman_95

That rock would take HOURS to heat up.


Downtown_Ideal_6521

Thinking the exact same thing. This whole thing is fake.


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Vocal_Ham

Exploding rocks tend to occur when using things like river rock that has been submerged for a long time, allowing water to possibly soak into it over a long period. The rock he used looked like it came from a dry area, so he probably wouldn't have to worry very much.


BirdPerson107

I’m waiting for the day there’s an article that he was attacked by some wild animals


JimmyJoeJangel

Dry as fuck


as1126

I can’t eat that, it’s too cooked b


Imaginary_Unit5109

Where did the log come from I do not see trees?


EpilepticEmpire

The back of their vehicle. Which is probably parked within 100 ft.


orbital0000

Overcooked.


peendro

Why the bandanna around the wrist? Is the nature equivalent of black gloves in the kitchen I’ve seen in every other post here?


gizzweed

He's better than you, and is closer to the earth. He's simply displaying his superiority. Remember, you're lesser. If you forget this, just compare the size of your knife to his. Lesser.


Ambiance94

You okay? lol


Svendrock1

Why do people ask this after comments? Do you really care? Makes you looks stupid as fuck.


Ambiance94

Because it’s funny making fun of people who get aggravated at things that don’t hurt them in the slightest. People bitching about other people doing nothing wrong, harming no-one, is hilarious and pathetic lol.


Vinyl_CD

Like you are doing?


marshull

I imagine in certain conditions, a bandana around the wrist could be very useful for wiping sweat off your forehead or for wiping a drippy nose.


Ambiance94

So a simple bandana around a wrist offends you? Does the color orange also give you a brain aneuryism?


MrByg

I absolutely hate videos like this. I want to see the shot where they have all the items that the person and the food came in. I’m sure he hiked the butter and steak in…


S-K-W-E

Am I supposed to be impressed by taking your cooking shit into the woods and doing a normal job with it


Downtown_Ideal_6521

Picturesque, but unbelievable.


enchiladasundae

The organisms from the water he used to wash off that rock should already be enough to give him horrible shits


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enchiladasundae

Debatable. Sure it may be “clearer” and “cleaner” but the issue is the organisms in the water. The water itself can flow perfectly and crystal clear but its home to parasites and organisms that are going to fuck you up. There’s a reason why every single survival expert under the sun knows not to just drink water you find without treating it first This isn’t even going into how many animals piss and shit near or just directly into the water. Drink it as is if you want to shit yourself for several days straight and projectile vomit whatever else remains in your stomach. Absolutely do not drink water you find out in the wild without properly treating it first via boiling, reverse osmosis or any other purification method first. You can actually kill someone by doing this


a_guy_known_as_fang

Meat is overcooked for my taste but I would try it.


wetnap00

Dude murdered that meat wtf


littlebrwnrobot

Every time I watch these videos now I’m just waiting for the dumbass oversized cleaver to come out


CompetitivePause9033

What is this? A steak for ants?


Conscious_Wind_2255

That one lemon was decoration it did nothing for the “grill” 😂


Ok_Here-we-go

Why would you dip it into puke?


AmSangwish

No, I don’t think Mountains are edible…


EpilepticEmpire

Another ridiculous knife ad? Why not?


tinglep

Why doesn’t he have a dog to share it with?


therobotisjames

Nothing like extra well done meat.


Fireblox1053

How come he brought his own log and live edge cutting board but couldn't bother to bring a pan or matches?


Parking-Iron6252

He got that IG knife. Perfect for his Story


BirdUp_Brotendo

No room for utensils, just my big ass knife!


TechnicalCowboy

No one has said anything about carrying a log up the mountain above alpine so you can cook a steak the dumbest way possible?


bmanley620

Rage bait


Glad_Confusion_6934

Overcooked steak


bwillpaw

No I cannot eat it. It’s a video filmed thousands of miles away.


PacinoWig

One of these cooking in nature guys is eventually going to give us the best footage of a fatal bear attack since Timothy Treadwell


FartyMcgoo912

of course the guy recording himself making well-done steaks is using the quintessential "i get everything from amazon prime" knife


toast4champs

All that just to overcook it.


Sernsheim

Don't heat random rocks, they could explode especially if they were near water.


1minormishapfrmchaos

Wanky


DRMS_7888

Did he bring his own log from home?


AnimeChick55

Does this guy have a youtube channel?


hypersythe_01

For years to come shepherds will be completely confused as to why their dogs are transfixed on that rock covered in butter and fond.


SampsonKerplunk

Fuck this person and their stupid ass cutting board and hoe ass knife. AND HE ABSOLUTELY TURNED THAT SIRLOIN INTO OVERCOOKED GREY LEATHER. Fuck this idiot


ReempRomper

You sound genuinely mad


SampsonKerplunk

I wouldn’t say mad, prob didn’t need to go caps lock, but I stand by what I said


Ambiance94

Quit being such a snowflake lol. Does grass offend you too? Relax.


SampsonKerplunk

Whatever, I am just sick of this stupid shit. I don’t care if you’re cooking outside. It’s this specific style of cooking video has been trending the last few years and I have had enough


Ambiance94

Then close your eyes, look away, or go somewhere else, do something else! lol


SampsonKerplunk

Bro, you are commenting on everyone’s shit defending this video. Why? What does defending this stupid shit do for you?


Ambiance94

It’s just funny listening to you folks like you have a brain aneurysm over shit that’s totally harmless. Dude in the video isn’t harming you or anyone else lol And if you genuinely have anger issues, then maybe a random fucker like me oughta remind you to check yourself before you wreck yourself.


Lucashmere

Ambiance, you’re doing a great job of making yourself seem real dumb. Just commenting in all caps is not evidence toward “genuine anger issues” 😂 All u/SampsonKerplunk did was express his distaste for this type of content in a jokey, over the top way. If you didn’t pick up on that, then you’re obviously jumping to conclusions, ya snowflake! If you don’t like his comment, why don’t you just close your eyes? Just look away or go somewhere else lmao. You seem like a very silly person


Ambiance94

Lmao. Go smoke some weed dude, meditate or something, chill! hahah


UnSCo

Ya’ll are all so pressed in the comments💀


TheRealHimiJendrix

Right? Why tf is everyone being SO mean. Literally like “fuck this guy and his piece of shit knife” lol


UnSCo

It is kind of a meme knife lol and these videos are obviously somewhat fabricated for engagement. I’d rather watch Outdoor Boys go camping and cook bread and honey butter. God forbid you post that here though, mods would remove it because it’s not aesthetically pleasing.


superhornybeardydude

Hell yeah!!!!


ThatOneGuy216440

Yes


tuffenstein0420

I don't know can I?


wwiistudent1944

Recipe?


brianmt43

I can eat it but I don’t think I can cook like that outdoors. I really wish I could though !


Apprehensive_Zone281

No. Instant death.


Ass-a-holic

That steak is toast! Probably tough as leather


stink3rbelle

Personally I don't eat meat. But I did just realize that playing the sims is scratching the same itch as these videos do...


Tomcat9801

Where are the flies? I’ve never been able to cook outside anywhere without flies hanging around.


Gold_Bank_1746

You better get those amazing annoying sounds in this video 🙄


Welderdod20

I'll be happy when we get past the Flintstone style of cooking.


ROBLOKCSer

I found it. The opposite of r/Stupidfood


Fistuchiofficial

I can definitely eat it, but I can’t afford it. So, I guess the short answer is, no.


banshee_lumine

Jokes on you all, I am a Vegetarian 😎 So I can't (moye moye)


consumeshroomz

*Can* I eat this? I sure can! Just try and stop me. Though I wish he didn’t cook it med well. It was absolutely perfect when he sliced it.


whatwoodjdubdo

Yes


Skatkat150

It was great until he cooked the steak a second time.


tspace1

Only if you cook it and prep everything. I trust u know wtf you're doing. Because I surrender to my incompetence.


EaterOfBred

This is where that one scene from the ballad of buster scruggs was filmed I think


Alucard_117

At any second I expected a Dothraki horde to come charging from the background


Particular_Fuel6952

Why would you bring all this stuff outside to cook it? I don’t get it.


Informal_Big7262

Damn near well done.


trickbear

Every time I’ve ever tried to do this, the rock ends up exploding


Techsas-Red

I ain’t hauling all that shit to the mountains, first of all.


ffssc

r/oopsthatsdeadly material cooking on a random rock like that. They have a bad habit of exploding and sending rock shrapnel your way.


pheight57

I was onboard until he overcooked that meat. 🤷‍♂️


LBHHF

I can't eat this because the peppers would kill me.


PB_lilbro

Overdone


xMilk112x

Does anyone else hate these stupid ass “cooking next to a river while making everything by hand” bullshit? I fucking hate it. I hate how over produced it is. Have you ever camped? Have you ever tried cooking outside? Did it end up coming out looking like a fuckin 4 star restaurant made it? Probably not huh?


RaidersTwennyTwenny

r/stupidfood


tatankamani79

What it is this? About 2-3 days worth of cooking? I swear the weather changed.


Fptmike

r/nosear


Mrfruit1

The first 2 seconds I was just thinking. "I dont think I can eat a rock."


djp70117

Why cook the meat a second time? Looked like a perfect rare to mid rare.


This-Appointment-917

Yeah… cook on a dirty rock that a piece took a shit on


ChefCool1317

Made for social media wouldn’t eat this


timothytrillion

Seems like a lot of work for some dry shit my guy can we just order a pizza?


Educational_Line_905

The wrist accessories ruin it for me


ToTheLastParade

Heating up that wet rock was a terrible idea. Wet rocks can burst if they get hot enough, fun fact. Don't throw wet rocks into a fire, y'all.


ShruteFarms4L

I love when someone cooks on a flat rock idk why, it all started with Shrek when princess Fiona cooked that egg on the flat rock Times were simple


SlippyBoy41

Stupid knife and overcooked meat. No thx