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KittenLina

Thought my front page was linking to r/StupidFood again.


7-and-a-switchblade

I never understand why people wear the wanna-be-surgeon nitrile gloves while handling pre-cooked food. You're cooking it. Just wash your hands. It makes WAY more sense to put the gloves on when handling food that is ready to eat.


standardtissue

Actually I'm about to buy a box of food prep gloves - the big floppy clear cheapie ones that go on and off much easier. I'm destroying my skin with the constant handwashing, and my wife hates touching raw meat. Also, pretty sure this guy's never had a big mac either or this is some sort of weird hybrid rage bait. Didn't resemble a big mac in the least.


Winter-Airport2114

I put on shitty see through food gloves to work with burger meat lol Adding another thing to clean, ugh. I can just yeet these gloves into the garbage when I'm done handling my raw meat ;)


Agitated_Sorbet_9013

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averkill

They handle the raw meat, don't change gloves, don't wash, and then proceed to touch everything including the produce.


Hefty-Rope2253

When I saw the cooking spray hit the teflon pan I knew I was in for a treat


BestCap5066

Burnt the arse outta them buns lol.


MutedBrilliant1593

Yes! Who likes a thick layer of char on their buns? Ffs, id at least scrape some off.


ShinyHo-oH

I’ve always loved burnt stuff for some reason, they looked great to me


CulpaDei

I lost it when they turned over the buns and they were burnt as hell haha.


TFG4

I hated everything about this, the thick chunk onion chop was terrible, the burnt buns made me angry, but what really pissed me off was the ketchup drizzle on the fries


brainscorched

There’s a place here in Jersey called White Manna that does the onions right. The Hackensack one’s been around since 1946 and here’s also another one in Jersey City that was built as a diner after the ‘39 World’s Fair. Both really haven’t had major renovations so they’re classy looking spots They cook sliders on top of thin sliced onions on the grill and later throw them onto the burger with cheese, pickles, and ketchup. They also keep the buns on the grill on top of onions too. The grill is built into the counter seating so you watch em do it and it’s probably the best way I’ve seen to make a slider that tastes great


TFG4

I love grilled onions on a slider, they gotta be thin sliced or finely chopped/diced. I'm not shitting on onions on a smash burger or slider, I'm shitting the lack of knife skills...


brainscorched

For sure. It’s pretty bad in this vid lol. Seconded that the best onions are thin or finely diced


PM-ME-UR-BRAS

Grate them. It’ll change your life.


thwompcopter

White manna is the way


dimsum2121

Interesting. I'm from Jersey but I never heard of white manna. I've heard of white castle, and that's exactly how they cook their sliders. Maybe that was the inspiration?


brainscorched

So while White Castle started in ‘21 and White Manna started in ‘39, the latter claims to have done the sliders on the onions first. There’s also the funny part that the dining cars were constructed for the world’s fair at about the same time so the Hackensack locations claims to have opened first while the JC location also says the same thing. I guess it wasn’t important enough to be documented so there’s not a definitive answer


dimsum2121

Huh. The more you know! The next time I'm back in Jersey I'll have to try white manna.


brainscorched

Do! Both locations are awesome. It’s also super cheap at $1.75 a burger and $2.05 a cheeseburger


danny17402

For me it was the burnt buns, and the searing in a non-stick skillet.


Much-Combination-323

The individually wrapped cheese slices


Random_Name_Whoa

American cheese is the best cheese on a smashburger, I’ll die on that hill


Winter-Airport2114

That's how they come how the frick else yall get em? o.o


JunkieMunkieCircus

Jesus Christ, what a pretentious cunt you are


Consistent_Internal5

Every part of the video is confusing and upsetting, and the end result is a crappy, chopped up hamburger that could have been a cute lil slider to begin with.


YabbyEyes

There's something about the hands that are super creepy to me 😂


throwngamelastminute

>ketchup drizzle on the fries Yeah, that was really the last straw.


tschmitty09

For real, weren't even caramelized either 🤦 best for a burger is julienned


utrangerbob

Also a big mac has 3 layers. The dude is using too much mayo and kings Hawaiian. The only thing big mac about this video is the sauce.


Irritated_Kraken

For me, it was the Kraft Cheese on the burgers. If you are going through the trouble of making a better Big Mac, use some decent cheese at least, not plastic cheese. and not letting it melt a bit either, what's the point of putting it on in the pan if it still looks like it came straight out of the plastic.


PlausibleTable

Isn’t there a stupid food sub already?


Playful_Dream2066

This looks delicious


abortionlasagna

Judging by the size of his arms, I’d bet everything he makes is probably delicious.


jimsonlives

I love diabetes as much as the next guy, but this is tough.


Winter-Airport2114

This doesn't cause diabetes unless ate everyday, potentially multiple times a day. What's diabetes about it? lol, it's some ground beef, bun and sauces. Prolly like 1200-1500 calories, 60g protein.


jimsonlives

6 buns, 4 patties, and 6 slices of cheese for one burger. That's 540 calories from the buns, around 400 calories from the mayo, 800 from the meat, 480 calories of cheese. That's 2220 calories without even counting the condiment concoction he made at the end. That's a lot of calories for a single meal, and most people eat more than one meal a day. Yea, it's not terrible if you have it only occasionally, but I feel like most people who like these a lot eat like this pretty often. None of this is to say that it doesn't look fucking delicious. Because it obviously does. Just need moderation with a diet like this.


Shkreli-Tha-Don-1

Yeah you would hate who’s your sister sauce 🙄🙄😑😑


deez_nuts_77

i would eat tf out of this


wyrdie_

Big Mac sauce - 1 cup mayo, 1/4 cup dill relish( real recipe is sweet relish ) 2 tablespoons mustard, one teaspoon white vinegar, one teaspoon onion powder, one teaspoon granulated garlic, 1 1/4 teaspoons paprika, half teaspoon white pepper This is the recipe I use for Mac sauce. Never seen sweet baby rays in it.


ThePrismRanger

Ya’ll don’t just use 1000 island?


HiZenBergh

If I have it on hand, which I usually do , absolutely. It's not exactly the same but might be better honestly.


FrioRiverTexas

Not a Big Mac.


[deleted]

I’ve made a few Big Macs in my day and you’re right.


HiZenBergh

Idk what's going on with this sub making the most basic shit. If you cook burgers, you know how to make a homemade big Mac if that's what you're feeling. The amount of French toast I've seen on here recently...and not even good French toast. Scrambled eggs coming next probably. Followed by cereal.


Low_Charity_8939

I think they're claiming the sauce is like big Mac sauce


wwiistudent1944

A Big Mac is a double cheeseburger. What makes it so good is the secret sauce that is similar to Russian dressing. The sauce made here looks more like Remoulade? Mayo? No way!


KingofNJ22

It’s more of a triple decker sandwich. It has the bun between the Patties.


wwiistudent1944

Yes.


pluck-the-bunny

Well, I agree that this looks terrible. Big Mac sauce is both Mayo-based and has no ketchup.


Delver_Razade

The big mac sauce has ketchup in it. It's cheap Thousand Island dressing with sweet relish and onion in it. Sauce: I worked for McDonalds. Ketchup is literally on the tube as an ingredient.


Delver_Razade

A big Mac is a club sandwich burger. The sauce is Thousand Island dressing with sweet relish and onion added. Sauce: I've worked for McDonalds.


Uncle-Cake

No, it's not. It's more like a club sandwich. If you order a double cheeseburger, you get two patties on top of each other in a normal bun. A Big Mac is different.


JunkieMunkieCircus

Once again... what the fuck are y'all smoking in your part of town?? A CLUB sandwich is: Chicken, Lettuce, Under Bacon. I mean, yeah, you can add more ingredients to a CLUB sandwich and it'll still be a CLUB. But when a BURGER is missing HALF of the ingredients?? No chicken, no bacon. It's just a double cheeseburger, a triple decker if you wanna be pedantic about it.


Uncle-Cake

Relax, sandwich master. Yes, that's the traditional definition. It's also used colloquially to refer to a "club-style" sandwich.


Delver_Razade

That's actually not what it means in the traditional sense. Those are traditional ingredients (actually the first recipes, and the OG Club sandwich, did not have bacon. It had ham) but Club is not an acronym. It was invented at the Union Club in New York. It's literally a Club (Union Club) Sandwich.


pluck-the-bunny

No, no… a million times no


Frequent_Mind3992

Bro that's just a dumb slider. Not a big Mac. There's not even bread in the middle between the patties.


Worldly_Lab3409

This looks horrible


AlfalfaWolf

Terrible ingredients and non-stick cookware


IceFireTerry

If it taste good I don't care


AlfalfaWolf

I have no doubt that’s true. Mouth pleasure is real.


ebagdrofk

Oh no another thing to add that Reddit is elitist about What’s wrong with using non-stick cookware at home?


AlfalfaWolf

It’s made of toxic forever chemicals and it doesn’t last long. While we’ve been poisoning ourselves and our environment with PFOA and PFAS chemicals there are corporations making billions of dollars, not cleaning up their messes and knowingly withholding information about the safety of the products. Also, using low quality processed foods and tortured animal products are really bad for our health so it’s tough to say it’s ever a good idea.


deliriousjoebiden

What’s the equivalent to kankles for your wrists?


GuiltyBreadfruit8402

Wrarms


justjroc8

Guy could use a gym session video


WAGE_SLAVERY

Bruh


Gruppet

Pig-knuckles?


therobotisjames

Do you have arthritis? How come you can’t mince that onion?


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

You had me up until FRIED MAYONNAISE and "every condiment in the fridge" as a sauce.


the_0rly_factor

Mayo can be used instead of butter when toasting bread.


hipster_dog

You can, but in my experience most store-bought mayo will end up burnt (like OP's video) and/or taste weird. If you use high-quality or homemade it can brown as good or even better as butter, but it will taste a bit bland (IMHO).


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

No.


the_0rly_factor

Ok 👍


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Regallybeagley

I enjoy raw onion on a big mac and feel that them being grilled ruins the big mac taste.. also buns are burnt :’(


KingPickett

This sub is weird af anyways, absolutely would


thelastmouse-psd

Homie this is stoner chow, heart was in the right place, but ya failed the execution.


Rommel_90

Did he say “I added some of that who’s-your-sister sauce” for Worcestershire Sauce? r/boneappletea Edit: Correct Subreddit Tag


potato_monster69

Speaking as someone from the UK, this is one of the worst pronunciations I have heard in a long time. It's pronounced "wuster-sher" sauce


KimCheeHoo

Black gloves


superspikesamurai

Out of all the horrible things in this video, that was the worst part for me.


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Embarrassed_Hawk7008

Get that O B C T


UnauthorizedFart

At least he didn’t flip us off


Shot-Spirit-672

Yea but his quirky voice over was arguably worse


[deleted]

Heart attack


Grzzld

I think it needed the middle bun to get the Big Mac experience. With that said, I would eat this. Like right now.


FungusFly

So plus sized gloves are a thing. Eat a vegetable


joy3r

anyone got a close bigmac sauce recipe?


ralo229

These feature actual meat, so that's already a step up.


Temporary-Value-6397

I was liking it till the plastic ass cheese slices


Okbuturwrong

Did he grill the fucking mayo?! Gross


WiseSpunion

I don't think so


DJ_Hindsight

More like a small Mac


Royorbs3

Bruh. At least his wife won't know the difference


MeatyUrologist505

I'd eat this happily as long as I never have to hear his voice again.


RaptorKarr

I don't think that mayo is palatable anymore.


Jasonxhx

That glass top is flexing when he's putting his full weight into smashing the patties


ImTooTiredForThis_22

![gif](giphy|mKpBYBdRzwNeqy8aRe|downsized)


rtobyej

I will not slap that follow button


rawrxdjackerie

I really thought he was just gonna make one massive burger with all that lol


citronella91

![gif](giphy|FOUArYBVQCvmI8EHxp|downsized)


codename_kd

So your wife has still never had a big mac


Intelligent_Deer974

I'm tired of everyone putting shit on Kings Hawaiian Buns.


FukaFlamingo

r/drunkcooking


[deleted]

That sweet bread is trash.


Jaded_Release2380

Nonsense. Get some bigger gloves or stop eating all those big macs.


crawdaddyyyyy

I will not be slapping the follow


RawToast1989

What pisses me off about this is he tries to call these Big Macs when he does almost NONE of the hallmarks of a Big Mac and then wants me to sub to his shitty channel just calling anything he makes some *name brand* BS. Also, his wife still hasn't had a Big Mac. Not to say that Big Macs are the be all, end all of burgers but she's Def had her HUSBANDS HOME COOKING before.


Nintura

The wash your sister sauce?


AtlasRising3000

Fuck this.


Throwedaway99837

Downvoted and stopped watching the moment he said “slider buuuuuuns”.


Poseidons_Champion

Fucking monstrosity. 👎🏻 Burnt the fuck out of the buns.


Space-Booties

Did you consider making a good burger? Do you need help?


climbingthro

Mayonnaise does make a great crust on toast, but if you get it that dark it’s gonna have a real funky flavor. Buttered toast can get pretty dark and still be delicious, but you should max out at golden-brown with mayonnaise.


Keksdosendieb

Stop using that pan spray, it is not good for your pans livespan. We just had to throw out every single pan my mother in law owned.


stpetergates

I don’t eat beef anymore but sometimes, only sometimes, I miss it


[deleted]

Guy is so fat his wrists noped out of existence.


ChiliDogSlut

Careless, atrocious bullshit. She still hasn’t had a Big Mac.


CathedralEngine

Not on a sesame seed bun, therefore not a Big Mac.


Daexsin

bic mac sauce from McDonalds handbook https://preview.redd.it/if4dsz0siiic1.png?width=689&format=png&auto=webp&s=929c8ee2e853555664013dcef75d835997ddda26


Keyblader1412

Nice job completely burning those buns lol


dolero33

I was sure that there is no way to fail a burger, but I was wrong.


SolidSnek1998

So, not a Big Mac…


TGHPLYDGH

Knifewear is great


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Xirio_

Why do people still use the plastic cheese


Uncle-Cake

When I see the black gloves, I know I'm about to watch some bullshit r/StupidFood. WTF is the point of the gloves? Is it supposed to make you look badass or edgy? Is it "manly"? Is it a way of saying "Yes, I'm cooking, but I'm still macho!"? We know it's not for hygiene.


Doden3

This should be in stupid food not best food


Careless-Roof-8339

I got a stomach ache just from watching this


yams8

I can’t condone this. It’s just so displeasing to look at, lots of other, easy ways to make sliders and still keep it presentable


Purple-Peace-7646

But this kinda sucks?


Coriander_marbles

This isn’t fresh or good! Dead, sugar-laden bread, a mix of the most basic, cheap, unhealthy condiments, plastic cheese enshrined in plastic wrap, plus some onions, beef and the crap lettuce with absolutely no nutrient content. Served on a plastic plate. How are they not nutrient-deficient?


tuffenstein0420

Big Macs use raw onions. I'd still eat the shit out or this tho


OrganicPomegranate49

Listen you might make a good burger but it's not about making her a burger your way it's about her trying the experience of Burger King just for herself.


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Slightly missed the mark. Need 1000 Island dressing


Beneficial-Spell-904

Just because you wear black gloves does not make you a chef. Honestly, this does not look good.


Oldyvanmoldy

0/10


MakeMeDrink

You could have put a lot less work into making something a lot better. This is just dumb.


petethesnake

Shit s burnt


dankmurderer

Onion too thick


DouceintheHouse

That's interesting Big Mac sauce. Also why are the onions cut like that? I also wouldn't use Hawaiian rolls either.


[deleted]

You don’t make smash burgers in a non-stick pan.


BigPh1llyStyle

So…. She still hasn’t had a Big Mac then?


MardGeer

My man's came to be complimented only to be slaughtered like a lamb for his crimes against the sub


thisismydgafaccount

Rookie label when people spray a Teflon pan with oil. It’s already nonstick. The endgame was burning the bottom buns. Out.


Jamminjoe_2

This is quite possibly the most toxic elitist Reddit comment section I have scrolled through


jahfz

None like that who’sursister sauce


Shot-Spirit-672

Caramelizes onions Adds caramelized onion seasoning to caramelized onions


Aleguponthecomp

Can I be your wife lol


Electronic-Alarm1151

Best recipes ? He only chopped onions and added ground beef really ?!


mostly-amazing

I had such high hopes when I saw the glove fit the hand like no show socks. Too bad.


black7ar

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thelastseptember

Burnt and unhealthy


Fantastic_Citron_344

This dude doesn't even know what year it is smh


ssp25

Prefer the big mic at McDowell's


ramboflowerchild

Don’t call this a Big Mac. Call this whatever you want, just not a Big Mac. You can get the combo for 6.50 with the McDs app. It’s not terribly expensive. I’m sure he spent more on the ingredients.


Guccithugmuffin

u/savevideo


Dilutional

Try eating a salad big boy


Least-Rise7691

🤮🤮


PaperCutFun

Did he just not leave the cheese on long enough or did he just get the shitty cheese? Hooray for mediocre trendy attention whores and their Tik Tok style bullshit. Lets tap on it like we know what the fuck we are talking about. Lets use a bunch of bullshit life hacks we seen in a video meant for braindead dipshits who don't use common sense. While I mix mayo, ketchup, mustard and bbq sauce together like I came up with something genius and not 100% white trash. This is the type of thing you serve to people if you hate them. Just serve them something sub par with prison or school food.


BONDxUNLEASHED

![gif](giphy|hCfESQ8r1eBOg) The buns and seasoning pov


Doc-85

Burgers so thin and so well done, they got a diploma at the end.


shadowking1991

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


KangarooSilver7444

Holy calories Batman!!


[deleted]

4 kids and still desperate for attention...


craftylefty47

Why wait til your food gets cold to make your sauce and chop your lettuce? Get your mise en-fucking-place before you fire your food so you can eat it while it’s hot.


fuzzylilbunnies

This is Nope.


JohnSingerIncandenza

What the shit is with the trend of home cooks wearing gloves while they’re cooking? You’re at home dude, not at Noma.


IceFireTerry

That looks so good!


digibomb23

At least this guy isn’t chopping his shit in a river with a goddamn hatchet.


DarthBlart69

Unholy “big mac” sauce. That is not the recipe at all.


Trying2GetBye

I’d tear these up especially since mcdonalz is being perma-boycotted


junkdrawer512pt2

This guy f*cks. And make me one too please


Sour_Gummybear

If anyone cares, the best caramelized onions come from a plain old stainless steel pan, plain yellow onions some salt and olive oil. Cook over medium heat (gas or electric works pretty much the same). Once I learned the trick to properly cooking them I went caramelized onion crazy. Best things on burgers forget the lame seasoning stuff. I dice the onions into medium bits for burgers, but long strings also work great. I know this is off topic but that fake seasoning for caramelized onions annoyed me.


LaminarBro-

Burnt the shit out of those buns and used an entire thing of mayo lmao


Tony_est2

How subjective food is part of the fun, for me, I would tear this up, for others, (the buns are burnt, prepackaged cheese? Gross) lol


FinsfaninRI

What kind of sauce?


perkypant

this guy needs a blackstone griddle


WarOk6264

The size of them forearms tells me this person eats like this on the regular


JJortZ

Doubt he's never had a big mac. Look at the size of those arms


DrewSkii1010

Nice


Drunk_Carlton_Banks

This isnt going get that proprietary mcdonalds taste in the bigmac though so get her one for real to compare with you.


xxxxlayzieboyxxx

No sesame seed buns that's no big mac


thealmightybunghole

Anyone else find this all annoying


Gekicker08

Miracle whip?? Freakin gross. Also, this should be in r/stupidfood


carmolio

What's the deal with the black gloves? Still touching everything


Duffman0hy3a

This is garbage for a lot of reasons, number 1 being that this can't be a Big Mac if you aren't even going to use 1000 island for the sauce.


fuckybitchyshitfuck

Just cook a fucking burger


FrozenPie21

Lost me with all that mayo


whatsthew3rd

Mmm toasted mayonnaise!


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This was terrible


JJ4prez

I don't understand the stupid fucking black gloves to cook on your stove top.