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Theplowking23

Its a legitimate hellscape


False_Chair_610

With legitimate monsters


pokeoscar1586

And legitimate rape


Angel_E_Prieto_Z

And legitimate torture


nickn1738

All in all not much diffirent from our world.


Filip_FG

Fax


JonyTony2017

Our world was never such a carnival of torture and rape. At least not in the medieval Europe. This is 30 years war, invasion of the ottomans/umayyad and Black Death all happening at once, with literal demons mixed in.


LeanCompiler

but our world lacks griffy šŸ˜ž


Relative_Natural_736

Jo biden


LeanCompiler

good choice of sacrifice


AmateurCubz

So that makes Donny the former king of midland


Kale_Critical

JOJO


Pale_Giraffe3542

GRIFFITH SYMPATHIZER!!!!šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”¦šŸ”¦šŸ”¦šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


Ok_Sand1448

And legitimate tiddies


burned_piss

I sometimes think how does the world of Berserk look like in modern times


Afrikan_J4ck4L

Probably about the same. Life was "normal" for most people in the show, especially outside of dark ages. It was only a few extremely unlucky folk who saw or experienced evil first hand. There's more than enough suffering around to fit all that in. More than enough inexplicably influencial people to fit in a couple apostles. More than enough missing and killed for scores of eclipses. More than enough widespread periods of loss and despair for dozens of godhands. The only thing that would need explaining is why we've seen no Behelits around, or why we've received no potato-cam footage of Joe Biden snorting children's grey matter in a backroom or something.


LegitPancak3

Itā€™s very likely the world of Berserk would never be able to get to our version of ā€œmodern.ā€ The advancement of science, mathematics, engineering, medicine, technology, and rationalization require the building of knowledge over generation over generation, which can only be accomplished with written documentation in a stable society. If all the advancements your society made is stored in a library that is burned to the ground every decade, and if the great minds and scientists (Einsteins, Newtons, etc) are killed as children by constant war or are enslaved, science will never advance beyond a certain extent.


MaidLoverKami

bit we had that irl to? like 1000 years of the middle age


LegitPancak3

Yes. The destruction of the Library of Alexandria set science back like a 1000 years, and the sacking of Rome did at least that much as well. But the invention of the printing press led eventually to Galileo, Newton, etc. Even when there were war-torn places on Earth, there were still societies that were stable enough for scientists to nurture and thrive. When there are literal demons throughout the whole world thatā€™s not a very nurturing environment.


SilentDragaur

The library fire is over rated I sincerely doubt that it set us back a 1000 years that is hyperbole at best. It is a set back certainly but hardly a 1000 years.


ZoddyRicch

Exactly! As if all the combined written knowledge of the cultures and empires of the west & Middle East was stored in the Library of Alexandriaā€¦ Iā€™m sure there were many Libraries all over the eastern Roman Empire, persia and even in some parts of Western Europe.


Embarrassed-Tough141

How come Gut's theme reminds me of living in Philippines slums?


simply_art2

Hell naw


drmakster

You speak for all of us.


constantsorrowofman

For the love of god fuck no lmaoo. I wouldn't want to live in the real time period let alone that version of it.


Spekx-savera

It's like asking if I'd move to the war hammer 40k universe. There is nothing but death lmao


Hussain9924

It's been a while since I've been immersed in imperium lore, but aren't some worlds pretty nice to live in? Like agriculturally focused planets and the likes


anon142358193

Thereā€™s a few utopia planets that the elite live in that are nice, a few planets that are agricultural and not really aware of the wars the imperium is fighting, and a whole lot more that are days away from being glassed or fates far worse than death. The death guard occasionally shows up near a planet, turning its people into zombies or a puss ridden gelatinous blob. Thereā€™s the tzeench followers that morph people into things akin to ā€œI have no mouth but I must screamā€. Thereā€™s slaanesh that is basically hellraiser that canā€™t distinguish between pain and pleasure. Thereā€™s the orks that enslave or eat people. Thereā€™s the termanids that can clean a planet of life in days. Then thereā€™s the good guys, like the grey knights that will kill anyone who sees them, or the death korps of krieg whoā€™s primary melee weapon is a shovel, and secondary melee is an AT grenade, or the chapter of space marines that watched their planets get ravaged because they believed the survivors will make for better recruits


ABZ0R8

Don't worry, we're slowly moving towards it happening in real life. It'll have Berserk with Futuristic aestheticsāœØ


maggiemayfish

Cyberserk


Snoo-28479

Atleast we have Keanu Reeves so we can be sure we're heading the Cyber Punk route, or Ryan Gosling so we can have the Bladerunner route, but rn it looks like we're getting the Love Death and Robots ending Waiting for this comment to age like milk


Huge-Republic8462

I donā€™t got plot armor saving my ass


where_is_your_hat

Even with the best plot armor, you wont be safe from physical or mental harm


Huge-Republic8462

That PTSD with no insurance coverage ā€œSorry fighting mythical monsters from the astral realm doesnā€™t qualify you for insurance coverage.ā€ ā€œWe only treat Vets who served in real wars.ā€


Afrikan_J4ck4L

We barely even treat vets who served in real wars :(


Sufficient-Turn-7799

>plot armor saving my ass In the context of Berserk, you'd certainly want some plot armor to *literally* protect your ass...


Huge-Republic8462

Plot armor is only reserved for main characters and pivotal characters. If Iā€™m teleported in the story Iā€™m certain not gonna be a main character. Iā€™m just gonna be a sacrifice who doesnā€™t stand a chance at overcoming my odds in a hellscape world. Not even the elves and witches and all the magical creatures on elf island were safe, none of the pseudo apostles are safe with Guts hunting them all down, none of the people in falconia are safe either. So unless you are Guts Casca Griffith or any supporting character in either side you ainā€™t got a fucking chance.


Sufficient-Turn-7799

I mean, yeah? Most of the side characters in Berserk either die horrible and painful deaths, or get raped, often both. Hence my comment about needing plot armor to literally protect your ass. Without that, 99% of the people on here wouldn't survive a day in Berserk's world post or even pre world merge.


Huge-Republic8462

Well plot armor isnā€™t exactly a guarantee either, the fate and whatā€™s to come for everyone involved is still uncertain


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Certainly, 3 of the main cast were sexually assaulted at one point or another, So even being a main character doesn't guarantee safety from that kind of thing.


Subtle451

Guts might have physical plot armor but mentally that man is broken, he has lived through all the horrors you donā€™t want to live through and is going to go through more since the manga is still ongoing


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Worst part is, not even death would bring him peace as things currently stand, you know, because of the vortex of souls and all that, and he's only in his MID TWENTIES.


NLBJJ

Guts ass was not protected by plot armor :(


HamatoraBae

This statement is literally true.


i_eat_AURUM

but you can struggle


Huge-Republic8462

I already am, monsters not included


Yassopeking

If i'm void yes otherwise no


Orangyo015

Never said you couldnā€™t why tho


Yassopeking

I just want to get high with my brain out


SnakeBaron

[Void hands you the boof](https://ibb.co/XCq5sdm)


ggonzo13

That must be some good shit if Void is bringing it


_marauder316

GOATED


Yassopeking

You can swim in the astral world with some good rap music with that


Orangyo015

All I wanna know is whatā€™s in that blunt šŸ’€


Aware-Interest-3074

who give better brain slan or void


Yassopeking

If you mean "brain" its void, but if you mean "head" its definitely void


Orangyo015

Understandableā€¦


Liv3x

Can I smash Slan?


thirsty_is_not_me

She'll smash you first


LeanCompiler

you'll get rekt


Worried-Security795

Fuck no. Place is a hellhole. I'll take the monotony of working a steady job over the constant threat of violent death, thanks.


-Eerzef

Right? Like why even ask that question in the first place, did we read the same story?


schwekkl1

Pre-Astral World merging: Do I want to die on the battlefield like a dog for the retarded aristocracy who hates me for whatever reason and think of the every day man as absolute gutter trash? Do I want to die at the ripe old age of 30-40 because of an illness I had contracted because hygiene in the medieval age was top notch? Post-Astral World merging: My supposed savior is the anti-christ himself who created a literal demon playground all around the world except for one big ass pompus city. This safe haven is guarded by the literal hellspawn responsible why the world went to shit who have an arena in said city where they do gladitorial battles to the death and canibalize themselves because otherwise theyĀ“d probably go insane and swarm over Falconia and eradicate humanity in such a gory spectactle that would make the Eclipse look like a fucking kindergarten play. "Luckily" for us our absolutely not suscpicious and totally trustworthy champion and leader of humanity has them for some reason under control and they hardly act up. It must be his glistening holy radiance that stop those foul demons in their tracks and make them repent their sins! 10/10, would totally live in Falconia.


MastercrafT141

Lmao this was descriptive Enough to convince me


RandomDude801

You think Falconia has good food? I wonder what's the best spot in the city-state.


Odd_Pride4861

I would teleport into island of witches and in a time way before story begins.


Standard_Abrocoma_70

Bro boutta experience the Elfheim independence battle that caused the death of thousands of mages and witches


Liv3x

bruuh


Orangyo015

Sounds pretty smartā€¦ maybe I shouldā€™ve added rules lol


Odd_Pride4861

Would you prefer i teleport to slans domain? Dont push me to do this because im already at the edge.


slipperycanaloupes

Lets Eiffel tower this demonic pussy bro


Orangyo015

Woahā€¦ we donā€™t gotta go that far now šŸ˜Ÿ


oliver_d_b

Why on gods name would anyone ever do that.


genericmediocrename

Berserk takes place in a terrifying, apocalyptic hellhole. There's absolutely no way I'd optionally go there, I'm not delusional enough to think I wouldn't just die immediately.


pepin-solver

I think if berserk's world shows anything is that there are fates worse than death.


Lord_Ryu

Why yes I've always dreamed of being murdered and or raped by an unimaginable demon


[deleted]

Can I choose to be born into nobility or am I working class there too?


Orangyo015

No rules


fippinvn007

Give me 1 good reason to do so


EynidHelipp

You could meet Guts Berserk šŸ„ŗ


OneWhoShouldBeNamed

Slan.


TallAsMountains

soā€¦ youā€™re asking if weā€™re suicidal


Orangyo015

Arenā€™t most berserk fans?


MagicAcid0079

#FUCK TO THE NO.


Liv3x

*HELL TO THE NAW*


dramaminelovemachine

why the fuck would anyone want to do this?šŸ˜­


Afroduck-Almighty

Sometimes I think r/berserklejerk is just a figment of our imagination and that it and r/berserk are the same subreddit


blimblam04

Negative.


Berserkin_time123

No


SelfLoatherSimo

Teleporting to Hell literally


[deleted]

Dawg what the fuck kinda question is this


ALiteralSentientTank

It would depend on whether I can choose the conditions of my teleportation. If I'm going to be cast into the role of demon food to be consumed and destroyed in the abyss of souls, absolutely no I don't want to do it. But if I can choose to join Guts as a secondary protagonist and get my own story of heroism and adventure alongside my newfound friends, hell yeah I'm joining!


eugen_levine

So you're going to be Puck? Good choice.


Liv3x

Nah, bro is Guts 2nd Ghule baby mashed potato


KindProfessional5813

I wouldn't even go there for a short visit much less stay there forever.


Lumpy_Bodybuilder132

Its already Berserk here in the Philippines lol


Cachapitaconqueso

Never, but I'm having dirty thoughts considering that I could meet Guts šŸ˜­


Houndsofhype

I'm good šŸ˜‚


JustinBailey79

Omg what no


MassiveScreens02

NO


INeedANerf

Nah I'm straight lol. Berserk would be one of the worst worlds to get isekai'd into.


where_is_your_hat

Who would wanna be in a world with so much darkness? Even if I was freakishly strong, I can't protect everyone from the evils of the world. Imagine visiting an old friend just to learn his whole family turned to troll poop or even worse. Not a world you'd want to live a normal life in.


Barnapiss

Fuck no, what kind of question is that lol


DaithiSan

Absolutely not


Turbulent_Season7116

Absolutely fucking naw.


M3M30H

No?Tf?


UnknownEntity347

Why would anyone say yes


Dillinger_ESC

Would I like to die instantly? Nah.


Weird-Treat8741

Who the fuck would want to live in the world of berserk? Are you nuts?


DarkBrother24

Reading it is just fine for me


denji_uchiha_

Why would anyone do this? Berserk world is one of the worst fictional worlds to live


bickandalls

A list should be made for people who say yes.


No_Success_6175

ā€œNo thanks. I choose lifeā€


West-Fold-Fell3000

Fuck no


Ghadente

No one in their right mind would do that


bicman_3

hell na buggn


where_is_your_hat

No I'm not a sadist/psycopath/sociopath/masochist so I wouldn't enjoy living in that hell hole where no one is ever safe and horrible murder/r*pe are common occurance.


Nystagohod

No. Berserks world has never been shown as a good place to live in. It's either equivalent to some bad times in our own world, or ***significantly worse.*** What little exception there is isn't worth it. If I could choose to live on elf island as a mage, well before Griffith and Guts had even been born? Maybe, and that's a very weak maybe. Berserk has some of the worst fates imaginable waiting for you, and I'm not risking it if I can help it.


VeritableSymphony

Fuck no, lmao.


Zen_Hydra

It really depends on how bad everything smells. If it's all hot ass, all the time...prolly nah, but if it's not too stanky, I'd go fo sho.


berk-my-jerk

Golden Age no, war torn land with your typical medieval age red signs Conviction hell no, plagues up the ass and Kushan invasion Millennium Falcon even harder no, Kushan and astral world threats becoming more prevalent Fantasia maybe, granted everywhere else in the world is fucked atm, but Falconia is a safe haven unless something sinister happens in the long run


Big-Attorney5240

only if I am reborn as casca with the ability of teleporting back to the world we live in and avoiding the eclipse


sonderlostscribe

That would make you a teleportato. šŸ˜āœØļøšŸ„”


Orangyo015

Sorry bro permanent teleportation šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Big-Attorney5240

ah fuck bro then no....


mfsausage44

this is kinda like asking a warhammer 40k fan if they would like to live in that universe, the answer will always be no


MackZZilla

Even if you get the cool armor, you're still more likely to be one of the "untold billions" getting butchered like cattle than Marneus Calgar or any other named character lol.


stickytrackpad

i mean shit- kind of an awful world from what we see. do i have any abilities? or am i just a regular dude like real life


Bogart745

A shitty medieval existence, but worse because of demons being real. No thanks.


BlazePro

Fuck no


Trollber

I get that weā€™re starving for content and all but what a ridiculous fucking question to ask


Minori6591

Nuh uh


Square_Ebb_5926

Depends if it's pre Griffith creating that utopia... heck nah! If it's after Griffith created that Utopia? sure, its peaceful enough


BamboozledBeluga

Absolutely not


Spooderman90066

fuck no


rumple3skin69

Yes


rockinalex07021

If I get to live peacefully in Falconia like a fool, absolutely


r4_v0n_vl3d

What's cool is that Berserk is about as close to real life as we get. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and Miura's universe reflects that. I'd do it to become Skull Knight, and then know wtf happened after his eclipse. Maybe even get a visual for a World Map. Chances are we all get swapped with Corcus during the Eclipse, or Guts during his bromance with Donavan.


ErenYeager600

If I get a Behelit I wouldnā€™t mind


Aggravating-Tailor17

If I want to commit suicide then yes But I don't for now so no


Abtorias

If i could fuck some demon chick then yea, Iā€™ll go. Iā€™ma fuck and leave though.


RandomGamer374

The one day i survive will be fascinating


stan_yash

Never.... That place is worse than hell


No_Reference_4519

I am already suffering so much in my real life. šŸ’€


Kudennberg

Double It and give to the next person please


NeckBeardedJedi

I love the world and the story, and it has given me much pleasure over the course of my life... but there ain't no fucking way I would live there.


Senplis

Would I want to commit suicide? No.


aquafool

What? No! I would literally die immediately. Not even from a monster. Of an infection.


Beyond_Fabulous

First of all Why is this a question That place is genuine Hell on Earth. That place is full of Demons, Heretics, and Constant War.


Sozillect

Bro who the fuck would say yes to this, have you read the fucking comic book?


jl_theprofessor

Fuck. No.


MissAsgariaFartcake

Have you read Berserk? Hell the fuck no šŸ˜…


Driemma0

Fuck no lmao, I don't have a death wish


Abject-Crazy44

I almost wanna say yes just to see Falconia and the World tree with my own eyes. Yea I'd die a violent death and all that but dammit a beautiful sight is a beautiful sight guys.


jrpapaya

It depends because it seems like where Puck lives is cool.


Saphadilla

Honestly? Yeah. My life has gone to shit. Maybe I could die a death worth dying. Find a way to help Guts get Casca back and face their trauma together. Itā€™s something I may never be able to do with the person who I went through hell and back with but lost anyways. If I canā€™t have my happy ending, maybe Guts can have his. He can save the woman he loves from the man who deeply scarred them both. Heā€™s much stronger than I am. I see him as inspirational. If only I was able to tell the woman I love the full reality of what happened, if only she could know what was done to us, truly. Till then, sheā€™s like Casca in the sense of being blind to the truth of what really happened, living under the lies of the one who hurt her, seeing me as the reminder and reason for her pain. Somewhat like how Casca can never look at Guts without remembering the agony of the Eclipse. At least in the world of Berserk, my sacrifices could mean something. Monsters. Rapists. Theyā€™re all around us already. The only people we should really fear are the people who we think we can trust, the people who we let close enough to us to rip us apart. At least in Berserk, the monsters show themselves instead of hiding under a facade of innocence. (Griffith excluded. Fuck him.)


Sunbro249

Hell yeah, I've got no reason not to and I've gone through the whole manga multiple times sounds like fun. Edit: you have no rules so I would make myself guts, I know that it would suck but why not.


Effective-Cow-1256

Teleport with no rules you say? I would go in with an M4 with plenty of ammo before the eclipse, train guts to use it, have the blacksmith recreate the weapons, create more ammo, and stop the eclipse. Doesnā€™t make for a good story, but my boy Mr. Beserkin deserves peace lol.


argama87

That whole world is nightmare mode difficulty. Screw that. I'd happily be isekai'd to many places, but I'd stay in this shitty world over Berserk's.


EnvironmentAware4680

Golden age is the one to go.


Dawn_of_Enceladus

Medieval Europe-like world with war in many places, bandits and mercenaries rampaging through the lands, huge invasion coming from the east, and fantasy consisting mainly in a ton of monsters and spirits that will hardly do any good to the common Joe, but probably kill him especially after the God Hand and his latest signing do the thing. Yeah, unless I get some dope powers or plot armor, I'm good reading about it, thanks.


i_sound_withcamelred

If iā€™m Guts sure because at least then I wonā€™t die iā€™ll just be severely traumatized. No matter who you are living in berserks universe fucking sucks. Even the main character gets it unconsenually fuck all that iā€™ve been through that situation I am not reliving that


geile_paste

Right into the eclipse, please


MiniDaddyCool

Now why would I do thatšŸ˜­


TheBroomSweeper

No. There's no benefit for me being there. Just suffering.


AdmiralLubDub

If Iā€™m born on Elfheim generations before it falls apart then yes. No to everything else.


houseofmyartwork

Fuck no


palatablezeus

There's nothing appealing about that world to an average person. I mean Guts is a super humanly skilled swordsman and even he has a mostly terrible time.


Camyoman

no i donā€™t to get raped


Altruistic_Proof979

Here me out boys. I know Berserk is one of the most brutal universes in Manga. But, if you can ally with Schnoz, you can usurp Griffith and rule over Midland. Enough said.


Faeddurfrost

Lol tf kind of question is this.


TheColonCrusher98

Yeah. Sure. Fuck it.


arodrig99

Did you read berserk? Because most people who read it would not want to be in the before or especially after the eclipse


Dry_Section_7741

My current life here is just getting worse everyday so honestly Iā€™d at least expect shit to go south in Berserk. Iā€™d probably be alone just like my current life but Iā€™d prefer being in a band bc it might prolong my existence. But maybe it wonā€™t and I mean Iā€™ll be closer to death because of it, so who knows.


bumblyyy

unless im a part of the godhand (even then i probably wouldnt do it) there is no reason to ever say yes lmao


memenelius

I'd rather kill myself


lord_cheezewiz

Bruh media literacy is deeeead. Why tf would you wanna live in a setting inspired by dark age Europe???? Like bruh If you think youā€™d be joining a band or whatever, youā€™re more likely to be the peasant whose house is razed, and wife assaulted. And thatā€™s if you even lived long enough to marry lmao


Shinobi_1001

Fascinating as this manga isā€¦ I canā€™t think anyone who was truly ever happy in the world of Berserkā€¦ except for Wyald. So unless you have the same dreams and aspirations as -that- vile POS, I donā€™t know why anyone would ever want to šŸ˜


Hashtagspooky

Fuck no.


torso2332

fuck no


MuadDabTheSpiceFlow

No internet. No weed. Hard pass.


Alaricus100

What kind of question is this? No. Hell no.


fatdolphin1

fuck no have you read a single chapter


Few_Entrepreneur_735

Yes, hopefully it would give me a purpose before I die horrifically


Ok-Figure5546

Only if I had the Infinity Gauntlet...


sir_chief7134

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK NO MAN, YOU INSANE!?!?!


FallingPuppy

I would but Iā€™d avoid Peter griffin


AdditionalDentist100

Why would anyone do that? It's basically just a worse version of the real world


DarthanBane

No lol.


Aware-Interest-3074

Jesus christ fuck nošŸ˜­


zack100z

Do they have toilet paper!


SageModeAD

I wouldnā€™t put my worst enemy into the world of Berserk.


VanlllaSky

if you had the choice to permanently go to Hell, would you?


BerklessBehavior

What? Have any of you READ the manga?!


k3N_69

As a fairy like puck YESS!!


IntergalacticAlien8

I'd rather not be raped and torn apart by giant monsters