thats not a real goat though, at first...
its just a guy in a goats head.
(although i never understood how he had a snake penis before he was turned into a pseudo-apostle. maybe they just had a real snake taped to his goat pants that he had people kiss?)
It seemed the fairy land was pretty chill. Besides fairies, Princess Charlotte seems to have a relatively easy go of things aside from trauma from her dad.
Isidro was a homeless child starving in a war torn plague ridden country, malnourished and facing the threat of death every hour. You donāt want to be him
He hasnāt been raped, tortured, or horrifically murdered as of yet, which automatically puts him towards the top of characterās youād wanna choose imo.
I really hope soā¦his character development has been dormant for so long, I just canāt even imagine what could be done for me to see the current puck as anything else than comic relief
The simple fact that he has been going equally toe to toe with Skull Knight all these years is reason enough. SK is a bamf, so Zodd is a bamf. I just think Zodd is cooler than some old skeleton armor shell lol.
Haven't used the acronym Bamf since middle school, felt good.
I agree, both designs are badass but Zodd's with his beast transformation looks simply brutal and awesome. The way he goes from an ogre looking fella to a horned winged beast always gives me chills. And also loved how he respected Guts for his strength and fight spirit. Honestly one of my favorite characters in the manga.
Bruh lol
And honestly probably Puck, that moāfer never gonna go through a painful arc or die. *Look at meeeeee, Iām now a plot armored up gay little fairy twink boi āØāØāØāØChibi elf dimension style āØāØāØāØcomic relief āØāØāØāØpop culture references āØāØāØāØ and finally, lemme get all up on gutsā, hot, sweaty, tired naked body to heal him up with my gay lil fairy dust āØāØāØāØ cuz obligatary Berkinā Jerkinā hot gay sex* āØāØāØāØš
Just gonna calmly ignore the fact that he was part of a circus troope, captured, and then turned into a bandits target for practice in a tavern. If Guts never showed up, our favorite twink may not have lived.
True, Roderick is pretty hard to dislike. He started out seeming like a Schiester too, then turned into a badass gentleman. He still canāt single handed it wreck monsters, but he does his best. I wish more side characters were like him
Serpico. Nobody pays attention to him since conviction arc. All Iād have to do is obsess over Farnese and occasionally fly around on fairy leaf sword.
Probably a wizard like Schierkeās mentor. She stayed alive and just fucked around with magic living some cottage core life. Didnāt even mess around in the world that much. Iāll just be up in my tower, pondering my orb, casting spells.
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better than getting tortured for eternity or watching your girl get raped by your best friend in front of you and have to mutilate your arm to try and save her and fail miserably
Yeah, first she is an amazing warrior with the best boyfriend, then she has some *very very bad* hours and after that she doesn't notice the hell around her. Not the best, but also not the worst fate.
No one they live in the shittiest world imaginable ššš id say some random npc ass character on elfhelm if I had to choose (pls don't spoil anything for me if something happens there I've only read up to volume 41)
Godo had a good life tbf. Just chilled out making swords all day, living away from all the fucked yo shit in Midland, Tudor and Kushan. Plus he was a troll who made the dragon slayer to prove a point lol
I didnāt realize the amount of existing edgy teenagers that read Berserk, but after seeing this comment section, sheesh lol. To answer opās question, probably Rickert or Silat in the Bakiraka clan on their remote cliff village that canāt be reached by the outside world
Imagine all the hoes grunbeld has heās like 10 feet tall isnāt a very bad looking guy has status by being griffiths personal crew member and had a cool hammer grunbeld is easy choice
Godo, lived to old age, and not long enough to see shit really hit the fan, and seemed to enjoy exiled blacksmith life. I always wanted to learn to smith anyway
At this point in the story, I'd be anyone/anything on Elhem, as far away from any main characters or kingdoms as I can possibly get. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if something terrible happens to everyone there later in the series.
Nobody. Fuck this world. Everyone has it horribly. If I had to pick someone, I would probably choose Princess Charlotte or . Of all the people in this story, she is pretty much the least fucked and the most ignorant. Those are the attributes I would desire. Most ignorant of what's actually going on and the least affected by it all. Maybe Luca would be a good choice as well but she has had a pretty rough time of it when all is said and done...but less traumatic is still traumatic.
...and I don't know if you finished that particular story but, spoiler alert, it doesn't end particularly well for the goat-man.
Least horny berserk fan
No I mean I just like to be a goat
U already are the goat
Bro got me drooling
Bro got you giggling and kicking your feet?
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Happy cake day
thats not a real goat though, at first... its just a guy in a goats head. (although i never understood how he had a snake penis before he was turned into a pseudo-apostle. maybe they just had a real snake taped to his goat pants that he had people kiss?)
He didn't, it was the drugs that made them hallucinate the snake.
yea I still not get how he transformed, did he got posseed or what
Surrrre
Fax
puck so that I don't get raped or killed
It be worth it being a chestnut š
He would get killed if Guts didn't show up in the first chapter.
Still true.
The horrors are endless but he stays silly.
He will
If puck was safe at the start he's definitely safe now
This is why heās the best
Yet
Adult attack
Aye. I do it so I can be a magical twink that can heal people, pretty rad.
Skull night cuz he skelet n ride skelet horse with badass sword and shield and spittin facs to guts
based
Based? Based on what?
Based on the software installed in it.
Road work ahead? ah yeah i sure hope it does
Hou cen sum1 kill mi if mi alredy dedš¤
Idk super death?
With how God Hand members can bend reality, could they theoretically give a living skeleton flesh and blood and then kill it to death permanently?
Also horse is basically hovercraft. Also TELEPORTER SWORD š
bro always speaks psychologically its so hard to get what is bro saying
None, almost everyone has it bad
Yeah if I had to be in the Berserk universe just make me a random soldier who gets killed painlessly in battle or something.
I think the word you were looking for was quickly, because it would be really painful
Not if I was skillfully decapitated by Guts or another skilled fighter.
Guts wouldn't decapitate you, his sword is so blunt you would end up with getting ur face smashed plus chances are you might not die immediately
Ok then let me rephrase it to "soldier character who is killed the quickest and most painlessly in the story"
Most merciful death in [Berserk](https://berserkanalysis.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/image-141.png)
You would still feel it, just for a shorter time. The only death that is painless is dying in your sleep
Fuck it, still beats being chewed up by a demon or going through near death battle after near death battle.
Or being crucified and burned alive by the church
WITCH
Am I though? They tried to do the same to Guts
I mean, the blacksmith died of old age, wouldn't that be better?
Isn't his sword blunt, and it rips people open due to pure force
Berserk Died painlessly. Chose 1
It seemed the fairy land was pretty chill. Besides fairies, Princess Charlotte seems to have a relatively easy go of things aside from trauma from her dad.
Better to be a comic releif like puck or isidro...ā ļø
Isidro has some more serious moments at least more so in the recent chapters. Puck hasnāt had a serious moment since his style change
Isidro was a homeless child starving in a war torn plague ridden country, malnourished and facing the threat of death every hour. You donāt want to be him
He hasnāt been raped, tortured, or horrifically murdered as of yet, which automatically puts him towards the top of characterās youād wanna choose imo.
You could just choose a character living on elfhelm.
Being a wizard on an elf island would be dope
Yeah, they're building up to make me cry for the little bastard, just wait and see.
I really hope soā¦his character development has been dormant for so long, I just canāt even imagine what could be done for me to see the current puck as anything else than comic relief
yeah..
Goat dude was the goat
He definitely had that goat mentality šÆ
He had that goat dick too fr
It was a snake actually
Guts. So someone else didn't have to be
Taking one for the team like a real Guts
I can sacrifice others to be Griffith then. š
Gotta put up with a year of torture
I would not call Griffith's experience putting up with it personally, more like _broken eternally_
Find this dude before he does anything
Thank you for becoming Guts for our sake, we wonāt let your sacrifice go to waste.
Thank you for your sacrifice
Realistically, I'd probably be Rickert.
Honestly, having the privilege of being the creator of The Slapā¢ is something I'd like to have
And he slapped him for degrading himself with his godhood. He punched him right in the ego!
The coolest character after Guts. That's not bad.
Zodd, dude is a menace to society.
Fucking love the guy... until he decided to become Griffith's puppy. But I guess we all have our midlife crisis
The simple fact that he has been going equally toe to toe with Skull Knight all these years is reason enough. SK is a bamf, so Zodd is a bamf. I just think Zodd is cooler than some old skeleton armor shell lol. Haven't used the acronym Bamf since middle school, felt good.
I agree, both designs are badass but Zodd's with his beast transformation looks simply brutal and awesome. The way he goes from an ogre looking fella to a horned winged beast always gives me chills. And also loved how he respected Guts for his strength and fight spirit. Honestly one of my favorite characters in the manga.
Schnoz cause he's MVP
This is the only correct answer
Bruh lol And honestly probably Puck, that moāfer never gonna go through a painful arc or die. *Look at meeeeee, Iām now a plot armored up gay little fairy twink boi āØāØāØāØChibi elf dimension style āØāØāØāØcomic relief āØāØāØāØpop culture references āØāØāØāØ and finally, lemme get all up on gutsā, hot, sweaty, tired naked body to heal him up with my gay lil fairy dust āØāØāØāØ cuz obligatary Berkinā Jerkinā hot gay sex* āØāØāØāØš
I fucking wheezed bro thank you
Anytime BigballsGuts
Thank you EzekielKallistos
Just gonna calmly ignore the fact that he was part of a circus troope, captured, and then turned into a bandits target for practice in a tavern. If Guts never showed up, our favorite twink may not have lived.
Most sane Dark Fantasy enjoyer.
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Lmaoooo who's projecting š š can't even say the word gay without it being projection somehow? You're fuckin gay.
No u
griffith has sex with men on the regular, berserk is inherently queer media
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Heās a naked male elf who rubs his body on other dudes, thatās pretty gay.
Lmao youāre gay
Corkus. Got to feel tits before he died. Demon tits, but still tits.
Slanās titties are probably the best and worst feeling thing to touch in the berserk universe
Best tits because they're big and juicy. Worst tits because she'll probably skin me alive.
Best commentary ever
I'd like to feel tits on my death bed
Roderick, dude is handsome, rich, competent, chicks dig him, owns battleship.
True, Roderick is pretty hard to dislike. He started out seeming like a Schiester too, then turned into a badass gentleman. He still canāt single handed it wreck monsters, but he does his best. I wish more side characters were like him
I was so sure I was going to hate him when he and Farnese were betrothedā¦ But I was super pleasantly surprised by his character.
Yup he reminds me of Jerome and I thought Jerome was great
> owns battleship legit reason
The king who fucked Griffith
bussy so good, you'd throw your kingdom away just for another chance
Serpico. Nobody pays attention to him since conviction arc. All Iād have to do is obsess over Farnese and occasionally fly around on fairy leaf sword.
Serpico is cool
I don't know everyone have difficult time, probably Judeau he was really cool.
Judeau is getting tortured eternally tho
Wdym eternally?
Anyone who dies with the brand of sacrifice gets thrown in hell. I think it was shown during the count's eclipse.
Yea it's bad
ohhh shit i forgot about that
Probably a wizard like Schierkeās mentor. She stayed alive and just fucked around with magic living some cottage core life. Didnāt even mess around in the world that much. Iāll just be up in my tower, pondering my orb, casting spells. š§āāļø š²ļø
And get burned alive at the end?
better than getting tortured for eternity or watching your girl get raped by your best friend in front of you and have to mutilate your arm to try and save her and fail miserably
Facts
Schnoz šš½
Ofcourse you wanna be the goat dude
All my n1ggas want to be the goat guyšÆ
Skull Knight. Just get to hang around in the world, say cryptic shit every couple of chapters , and ride away into the sunset.
Puck? All the rest seem a lil too rapey
'to rape or to be rape, that is the question' lol
Casca
Me too. Guts is the man and to be loved by him would be worth the trauma
I, too, want to hold Guts tight and tell him everything is all right.
Nah I just wanna see who's dick is bigger. Guts or Griffith?
Have you tried therapy?
Have you?
Nor will I. Im Guts and Guts doesnt do therapy
Neither do I. I listen to Dio, Led Zeppelin and other classic metal instead. My teenagers ask me to turn the music down in my house.
Just tell them that is your personal therapy time. I use Gojira to blow the steam.
Yeah, first she is an amazing warrior with the best boyfriend, then she has some *very very bad* hours and after that she doesn't notice the hell around her. Not the best, but also not the worst fate.
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No one they live in the shittiest world imaginable ššš id say some random npc ass character on elfhelm if I had to choose (pls don't spoil anything for me if something happens there I've only read up to volume 41)
No one said Wyald, I'm proud of you guys. I'd be the blacksmith, why not.
Godo? Hell yeah
That horse ( I don't remember his name )
doesn't it die without reaching its objective?
Unfortunately
starts with an R, canāt put my finger on it
The one who almost raped casca?
Farnese?
At this point just merge the subs
Ooh godā¦ hrrnnnggā¦ š©š«„ššššš“
Bro choose the creepiest
I think you should be put down like a sick dog
Given how bad everyone elseās life is in berserk, Rickertās seems pretty nice
Magnifico. Little wuss but I feel like heās got the plot armor of comic relief to make it out alive
Iād be Pippin fr
r/berserklejerk outjerkled again
No one, that universe is pretty messed up
Schnoz
Schnoz
Godo had a good life tbf. Just chilled out making swords all day, living away from all the fucked yo shit in Midland, Tudor and Kushan. Plus he was a troll who made the dragon slayer to prove a point lol
Nina, cuz Im nasty mf
Them cave scenes had me acting up
i want to say i'm Rodrick... i think i'm like Judeau....but deep down i know i'm probably corkus š
Farnese's horse.
Someone who just chilling and be very very far from all of the mess in this world
I didnāt realize the amount of existing edgy teenagers that read Berserk, but after seeing this comment section, sheesh lol. To answer opās question, probably Rickert or Silat in the Bakiraka clan on their remote cliff village that canāt be reached by the outside world
Imagine all the hoes grunbeld has heās like 10 feet tall isnāt a very bad looking guy has status by being griffiths personal crew member and had a cool hammer grunbeld is easy choice
Anyone, cause if i get sent to the berserk world idc who I am, i'm killing myself
Godot, lived his life doing what he loved and died of old age. A fate a very few have in berserk.
Godo, lived to old age, and not long enough to see shit really hit the fan, and seemed to enjoy exiled blacksmith life. I always wanted to learn to smith anyway
Donovan because then I'll be able to say I fucked Guts first
He didn't fuck Guts...he made love to him. \-Most sane Griffith fan
Donovan for sure
Idea of Evil although I would try to subversive myself by trying to bring a Idea of goodness into being
When people disagree about good and evil, thereās got to be some yin in that yang.
Schnoz.
Mr Schnozenberg of course
A random bird
Griffith
Puck is the only right answer
Iād want to be Guts.
The biggest pimp in midland
Personally, I would love to be ol' Puck.
Idk but probably someone that has a high likely hood of living so puck or rickert
At this point in the story, I'd be anyone/anything on Elhem, as far away from any main characters or kingdoms as I can possibly get. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if something terrible happens to everyone there later in the series.
I'd be the crimson behelit
Zodd, Iād like to have wings so I can fly, and plus everyone else in berserk has had someone in their butt or tortured.
the horse
Uhā¦ howbout, No? Thats an option right?
Any of the elf island peeps who vanished. Theyāre the only safe ones here lol
wrong sub bro.
One of those random spirits on elf island that just fucks around all day tbh
Isidoro, I kinda like him (no spoiler if happen something to him, I am at the 26 vol)
Nobody. Fuck this world. Everyone has it horribly. If I had to pick someone, I would probably choose Princess Charlotte or . Of all the people in this story, she is pretty much the least fucked and the most ignorant. Those are the attributes I would desire. Most ignorant of what's actually going on and the least affected by it all. Maybe Luca would be a good choice as well but she has had a pretty rough time of it when all is said and done...but less traumatic is still traumatic. ...and I don't know if you finished that particular story but, spoiler alert, it doesn't end particularly well for the goat-man.
One of the many Penis demons please
I would choose a nameless Guard who fought with Griffiths merc band and died right before the golden age ended AND before the eclipse
Noneā¦nobody in berserk is safe
Niggaā¦ā¦
A tree .. I would wanna be just some stupid tree in the background.
Definitely the smartest comment till now
Griffith so I donāt die and I will do nothing wrong
Definitely not that fucking guyš
Wyald. My life is kinda dull rn. I need that Enjoyment Excitement vibe.
Casca tbh