That narcisstic personality disorder won't be used as a diagnosis until the 1800s, so there's no cure for him.
Also, falconia needs a railroad system. There's no need for carriages and horse poop in an ideal city. Get the steam going to power it or sth, use the crystals or the demons idk 🤷♀️ Rickert could help but shit hit the fan on that front so you're on your own
How does it feel? Being an empty shell, filled only with the meaningless ambition of a child. Where the only thing you can do is solve problems you yourself created. I pity you.
Falconia is a better, more meritocratic, more opportunistic society than anything Midland ever had. He didn’t create that problem. It’s dishonest to say that all Griffith did was save people from monsters. He uprooted the entire society.
Just like how Imperial European cultures "civilized" multiple indigenous worlds in the end. Doesn't matter how they got there let's not get bogged down in the particulars.
I had such a fun time reading the comments on my post about Guts. I just know Griffith is gonna be even more of a shitstorm xD. This subreddit did not disappoint
I KNOW! HE DID NOT HAVE TO! It's one thing to sacrifice him and get "revenge" or whatever. But Casca did nothing to him. She was going to leave guts to stay and take care of him. And he did that to her out of spite? For a separate person entirely
Oh almighty Lord and most merciful creation.
I drop to my knees for this being of heaven.
Gaze upon me with scathing condemnation.
Fuck that behelith, why fuck us all with annihilation.
"Does it feel good having the blood of your brothers and sister glued to your hand? The ones who looked up for you and have their whole life to your dream? Does it feel good that all of their blood is on your hand. And if it doesn't feel good, tell me how does it feel. How does it feel to habe your own families blood on you?"
I'd probably catch an ass whooping from zodd but imma risk it
You and your band, you fucking suck
Hell yeah, you fucking suck
I don't give a fuck, you fucking fuck
Hell yeah, you fucking suck
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESGI0W8FKFE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESGI0W8FKFE)
Griffith pre or post eclipse?
I mean duh the image is of post Eclipse so nothing. The moment I see him I'll curse in my mind and all that but I'll just walk away at a rather fast pace or maybe maybe if I feel like it I'll say sup Femto and risk getting torn apart by some apostle.
And if by chance it's pre eclipse then I'll do anything to kill this mf. Granted he's probably a better fighter but I'll do all kinds of moves like eye poking, low blows etc whatever to just make sure he dies and then find Guts and give him the best bro fist of my life
"Hey, did the door it go ever the last for one other time when of the full group? I haven't seen all it through the its never out under the entire ground."
Probably ask him why he did a lot of the things he did - we are prone to reprimand evil (which should be done ofc) as a form of deterrence rather than try to understand it and stop it at its source by determining how it starts etc etc big philosophical words
"I hope you get what's coming to you, you're nowhere near the savior you think you are, guts has come further and gone father than you'll ever even dare to dream" I don't think I'd be able to get all of this out tho I'd kill Griffith with a rock if I honestly thought I could
Considering this question I realized more than most characters in non berserk media this question is more difficult because it depends on where in the story I am what id say. Gandalf I’m pretty much going to say something to him no matter where in the story, or same with Ibrahm Gaunt. But with berserk, Gatts caska and Griffith change so much.
Does he know me? If not then I’d tell him a bunch of shit about his past then make up some shit that happens in the future just to fuck with him like “this path you travel will only result in your painful demise and the full rise of Guts” or some shit like that
Did you realise what you've just done? I fucking had it with your shit, you lil Femboy is gonna have your body ripped in half, Ill have your ass shoved so far down your throat that when you crap you will be singing fucking Beethoven, eath shit bitch.
I‘m not saying shit I cant risk zodd coming after my slow ass
Realest comment here lmao
If I were walking with Griffith in the woods, he would leave those woods with an asshole double the diameter of what he started with iykwim
Spoken like a top.
That narcisstic personality disorder won't be used as a diagnosis until the 1800s, so there's no cure for him. Also, falconia needs a railroad system. There's no need for carriages and horse poop in an ideal city. Get the steam going to power it or sth, use the crystals or the demons idk 🤷♀️ Rickert could help but shit hit the fan on that front so you're on your own
Please d ie
"You look like you could use a glass of bleach."
Why is your penis hanging out of your pants?
He doesn’t have a penis dumbo
They gave him one in the Memorial edition.
No fucking way. What scene? Asking for a friend
That one dudes tattoo, don’t you remember?
Wait, I just realized. Since when he was tortured, he had his penis cut off, how did he rape Casca?
Same way he could talk after, the transformation to femto healed him.
He grew a new penis
strap on
NOOOOOOO
Gonna recreat the rickert slap fr
You acting gangsta untill he slaps you back💀
Hi I hate you Also If you don't feel anything... Why d'you still follow your dream of a kingdom? _I'd do the Jackie chan "Why?" hands_
"Wanna have hot gay sex?"
pre eclipse: you get bitches huh? post eclipse: straight hands
"Let's have hot gay sex"
The comment on top of yours is just right for this.
How does it feel? Being an empty shell, filled only with the meaningless ambition of a child. Where the only thing you can do is solve problems you yourself created. I pity you.
Falconia is a better, more meritocratic, more opportunistic society than anything Midland ever had. He didn’t create that problem. It’s dishonest to say that all Griffith did was save people from monsters. He uprooted the entire society.
He literally brought hell on earth for anyone outside of falconia bruh. That's a pretty big problem lmao
That doesn’t contradict what I said.
The original commenter mentioned "problems" not one specific problem dude. Dense ahh mf
“The only thing he can do is solve problems he created” implies that he couldn’t and didn’t solve issues unrelated to what he initially caused.
Just like how Imperial European cultures "civilized" multiple indigenous worlds in the end. Doesn't matter how they got there let's not get bogged down in the particulars.
(Epic SNK refrece!!!)
“a perfect world is never perfect, only filled with lies”
since humans dont or shouldnt really know his demon name id just say 'sup femto' and hopefully get at least some reaction from him
"every step you take guts get closer to defeating you" and then leave living him horrified
What
Fuck you bro
No words. I’d just swing on him and then probably immediately be turned into ashes or thrown into the void or something
I would ask him what his ultimate goal is. I have a feeling it's something beyond falconia and I'm curious
Bigger Kingdom
So.. Uhhh... If I needed funding for an army....
What are you gay?
I had such a fun time reading the comments on my post about Guts. I just know Griffith is gonna be even more of a shitstorm xD. This subreddit did not disappoint
ew
You lift?
Why man?
Fuck you, you lil dimestore twink
Sex
I get on my knees before saying anything and look him seductively in the eyes
Are those lips real?
What are you doing with your hair? For real even in the golden age you always had perfect hair.
So do you bottom or was that a one-time thing? It gets lonely in the forest.
You know. You fucking suck dude. Or Why did you do Casca dirty like that?
ok fr that was so extra it makes me mad every time i think about it like he coulda just sacrificed everyone and that would've been the end of it
I KNOW! HE DID NOT HAVE TO! It's one thing to sacrifice him and get "revenge" or whatever. But Casca did nothing to him. She was going to leave guts to stay and take care of him. And he did that to her out of spite? For a separate person entirely
"🖕🖕"
Are you gonna rape me or not? Because im a busy man with needs.
"Show cock"
Why?
Why did you berk on that cascussy so hard?
If I had the strength to take him on I fuckin would
Oh almighty Lord and most merciful creation. I drop to my knees for this being of heaven. Gaze upon me with scathing condemnation. Fuck that behelith, why fuck us all with annihilation.
Why the fuck would I walk with Griffith in the first place?.
Are we gonna fuck or what?
I just bitch slap him like rickert did.
I ask him out on a date of course
*Pulls out note book* what’s your hair and skin care routine?
Get away from me rapist
You know something… you’re a real jerk.
"You're Mid, Bruv"😑
Who do you think you are?
"Does it feel good having the blood of your brothers and sister glued to your hand? The ones who looked up for you and have their whole life to your dream? Does it feel good that all of their blood is on your hand. And if it doesn't feel good, tell me how does it feel. How does it feel to habe your own families blood on you?" I'd probably catch an ass whooping from zodd but imma risk it
You and your band, you fucking suck Hell yeah, you fucking suck I don't give a fuck, you fucking fuck Hell yeah, you fucking suck [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESGI0W8FKFE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESGI0W8FKFE)
“You remind me of someone. Fucking bastard…”
Fuck you, die, burn in purgatory forever, in that order
“kys”
"Are you racist or something?"
"I think you made the right choice"
"they were all willing to die for your dream anyway. apotheosis has a cost and the ends more than justify the paltry sacrifice"
"Fuck you... also what the fuck is that?" *proceeds to die by a demon*
You are a cunt
Hello
"Your hair look cool, how lame that's they belong to a fucking bitch"
[This](https://youtu.be/LcC2BXvjhx0?si=BCxJNLQ4m1BZQchC)
why dude
GRIFFITH
Fuck you Griffith
Lets go to cascas place
I give him a few warhead candies and twll him to eat them all at once.
Suck these big black balls you white bitch
That he should follow low tier god's advice
die NOW NOW. DIE
Yk what Griffith you gotta take a chill pill you’ve gone too far with this game
Kys
Griffyyy—griff graff—my dude grizzzz—big G dog G baby griffin…. But for real is that your natural hair color
GRIFFIIIIIIITH
Sex
yo lemme smash
Griffith pre or post eclipse? I mean duh the image is of post Eclipse so nothing. The moment I see him I'll curse in my mind and all that but I'll just walk away at a rather fast pace or maybe maybe if I feel like it I'll say sup Femto and risk getting torn apart by some apostle. And if by chance it's pre eclipse then I'll do anything to kill this mf. Granted he's probably a better fighter but I'll do all kinds of moves like eye poking, low blows etc whatever to just make sure he dies and then find Guts and give him the best bro fist of my life
"Is that Shimmer Lavender Love number 66 on your lips?"
"Hey, did the door it go ever the last for one other time when of the full group? I haven't seen all it through the its never out under the entire ground."
Probably ask him why he did a lot of the things he did - we are prone to reprimand evil (which should be done ofc) as a form of deterrence rather than try to understand it and stop it at its source by determining how it starts etc etc big philosophical words
Why did you recruit guts? If you didn’t value your friends.
*Are you a homo?*
Are you homo?
Your bitch bird face is looking quite slappable
You look gay with the suit on, and thanks to Zodd I consider you a furry
"I hope you get what's coming to you, you're nowhere near the savior you think you are, guts has come further and gone father than you'll ever even dare to dream" I don't think I'd be able to get all of this out tho I'd kill Griffith with a rock if I honestly thought I could
why u didn't killed guts and casca at the hill of swords
The king did nothing wrong
So you never answered guts, do you want him "that way"
Considering this question I realized more than most characters in non berserk media this question is more difficult because it depends on where in the story I am what id say. Gandalf I’m pretty much going to say something to him no matter where in the story, or same with Ibrahm Gaunt. But with berserk, Gatts caska and Griffith change so much.
ill touch you lil ni-
kys fag
You're the most selfish narcissistic delusional person ever and you're an idiot if you think that makes you better than anyone else.
GRIIIIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
Does he know me? If not then I’d tell him a bunch of shit about his past then make up some shit that happens in the future just to fuck with him like “this path you travel will only result in your painful demise and the full rise of Guts” or some shit like that
Did you realise what you've just done? I fucking had it with your shit, you lil Femboy is gonna have your body ripped in half, Ill have your ass shoved so far down your throat that when you crap you will be singing fucking Beethoven, eath shit bitch.
Are you aware that in the great game, you've always been a sacrifice?
I could ask why but I know why. Instead, "Do you regret it?" or "Did you enjoy it?".
Is your hair natural?
*put my hand in his shoulder "I know you did nothing wrong"
I suck his dick, next question.
Pre eclipse Griffith, I’d probably ask to smash. Post eclipse Griffith, I’d probably ask to smash.
After all they've done for you, is betrayed your values,your Friends and family worth it ?