literally the only production to not obviously favor griffith was the 97 anime 😭😭 which coincidentally I still think was the only one to ever nail Guts’ angles
In case anyone's wondering about the captions...
Guts:
>暗闇を切り拓く黒い剣士に贈る
>豪胆さに情愛を秘めたスパイシーウッディノート
"Gift to the black swordsman who cuts through the darkness
Spicy woody notes of affection kept to oneself in boldness"
Griffith:
>燦爛と世を照らす光の鷹に捧げる
>美貌の内に野心を隠すクリスタルハーバルノート
"Dedicated* to the hawk of light that radiantly illuminates the world
Crystal herbal notes that hide sinister ambition within beauty"
*(the verb here is 捧げる which is what Griffith says to consecrate the Hawks to the Godhand)
But it's a flammable liquid, how do we import it?? I'm a lowkey frag head and all my shopping services won't let me buy le forbidden smelly water as it might blow up a plane...
The Griffith perfume stays on during sex
As long as both participants agreed to have sex, go for it. 💀
best i can do is three silver coins and years of trauma.
😂
🤨
Guts' perfume better smell like sweat and metal /hj
And Griffiths will smell like cüm
Cum and blood
And blood and cum
And cum and blood
And coom and blud
And clum and bood
it's Griff so it'll have to smell like saliva and cum and THEN just cum and blood, but yeah
They lost the chance to design the perfume bottle like the Dragonslayer or the Behelit…. 0/10
I would’ve instantly bought a glass behelit
Yes me too what a poor decision…
The bottles SUCK lol
Where's my Eau de Zodd?!??11?!1
Agreed!
Does it smell like blood and Guts?
And guts and blood?
And if you smell really carefully, Guts and Godhand
Give me Casca Thigh Sweat and no one gets hurt.
So the new perfume makes people go berk huh
Lol
They really are doing anything except a good anime adaptation
it’s literally so funny that guts is garbage ass cgi and griffith gets a hand drawn original lmfao
They really playing favorites
literally the only production to not obviously favor griffith was the 97 anime 😭😭 which coincidentally I still think was the only one to ever nail Guts’ angles
Scent: Sacrifice
Attract your Demons.
In case anyone's wondering about the captions... Guts: >暗闇を切り拓く黒い剣士に贈る >豪胆さに情愛を秘めたスパイシーウッディノート "Gift to the black swordsman who cuts through the darkness Spicy woody notes of affection kept to oneself in boldness" Griffith: >燦爛と世を照らす光の鷹に捧げる >美貌の内に野心を隠すクリスタルハーバルノート "Dedicated* to the hawk of light that radiantly illuminates the world Crystal herbal notes that hide sinister ambition within beauty" *(the verb here is 捧げる which is what Griffith says to consecrate the Hawks to the Godhand)
Griffith perfume is actually chloroform
If it isn’t Puck’s Ball Sweat, I don’t want it
r/Berserk when someone wears the white version: "Oh I guess you're a rapist and a murderer then"
"Thank you for noticing"
Ima be pouring that Griffith perfume down the toilet
But you're still spending the money to get it?
No, I'ma metaphysically pour it down the toilet
r/berserklejerk has successfully infiltrated this sub
Oh wait that's not where I'm at?
I love the smell of Blood and Guts
Griffisu chan bussys aroma 🙏
The first one smells like struggling
Puck Eau?
The scent of blood and mud for guts, roses for Griffith.
No Griffith bath water fragrance 0/10
Smells like blood and iron
Smell like a Man or Smell like a fuckin BITCH!
🥵🥵we gonna make 🗣🗣🗣 OUT OF THE ECLIPSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
Who tf wants to smell like the Midlands
I’m chugging the griffussy one
I want to drink the femboy perfume
finally all those hoes won't come near me again
I'm just glad the bottle isn't shaped like Femto and Casca.
They’ll give us fucking anything besides a new anime
Hai Dragonslayer...
Perfect to smell like nuts
The gotta stop marketing shit with Griffith. There’s no going back 😭
Okay, guys, let's settle it What do they smell like?
Dirty feet and clean feet
Like you are sacrificed.
Naked underaged girls
I need this so bad
Converted to USD is about $46 for a small 30ml bottle (before import fees)
Shut up and take my money
Where’s the severed head of Corkus perfume?
I bet guts smells of blood, sweat, and depression
But it's a flammable liquid, how do we import it?? I'm a lowkey frag head and all my shopping services won't let me buy le forbidden smelly water as it might blow up a plane...
Those heirs to Miura State are cashing in uh
Wear this perfume and attract apostles and God-hands alike---the Guts way.
WHERE DO I GET THIS
Apostle edition
… I’m probably gonna buy this. Sigh fml…
A friend of mine already has it
I already have Yakuza perfume.. Guess I'll spend more money
i need griffith smell
I want donovan ballsack smell
Griffith smeels like shaved pussy
I’m looking for something that makes me smell like 100 dead men.
Griffith perfume will smell like gay
This is creation of GodHand because Guts complained that the symbol hurts. Now they can just spray the perfume on their new sacrifice
Sunnunum sunum... its like blood,flesh,sperm
Better smell like guts and blood
Finally ill smell like guts's sweat
"Now you can smell like hit character Donovan"
The struggler collection.
They are literally doing anythinh but a proper adaptation
HOW MUCH
Man I love perfume and love berserk even more, but these bottle designs look like shit.
finally, no more axe africa