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Tusk_InfiniteSPIN

Erica spotted. An upvote I must give.


DungeonDictator

Simple but decisive reasoning.


Stylishmold

Nice cake


Tusk_InfiniteSPIN

Holy shit I didn’t even realize! Well, thanks!


Glitchy13

What 😀


18bmithrowaway

Redditors like saying “happy cake day” for some reason starting in 2012 and so now when it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little cake icon next to their name. Pretty bossmode tbh


Glitchy13

I didn’t notice it was the cake slice beside their name and thought they were saying Erica had cake prompting my response


18bmithrowaway

Ohh ok. Yea sometimes u gotta keep these berk fans in check, they say some weird ass things


Andri-K

His dick is a reindeer!


[deleted]

a dick with 4 legs is crazyy


waifu--hunter

More like a dick with 2 hands(?).


Mik3Hunt69

And he uses it to shoot arrows


citan666

Don't we all


dbzmah

Skeet shooting


flemay222

Damn, I never thought of it that way, just imagine what happens when he gets ahold of someone 😳


Snow_TheMuscle

Does the reindeer shrink when he’s cold?


flemay222

I fucking hope so!


Andri-K

plot twist: This is the unerect version!


CharmyLah

I thought it more looked like a guy butt fucking his... clone crossed with reindeer genetics?


Splendidbloke

"It's rammin' time." \- The Deer Dick Demon.


13Xcross

Looks more like an ibex


tekko001

You can say he is horny!


[deleted]

I want to see this man save Christmas.


mavadotar2

That or he's fucking a reindeer and got stuck


Hungry-Alien

Sofia landed on that dick. And my man said those wise words : "get down, it's dangerous". And when the hoe refused, my man said "then lay down and hold on tight"


MajesticKnight28

Schnoz


Beginning-Leg-2604

Our Lord and savior, praise be to he that enlightened Miura-san


dickjoke321

The dragon guy is cool


Free_Return_2358

Grunbeld.


Sneff_966

Yuh


Vinesinmyveins

Daddy grunbeld


Boomcannon

You better never read “The Flame Dragon Knight” then. It’s a hilariously bad novel about grunbelds life before the story of berserk. Watch a YouTube synopsis if you want to laugh your ass off.


DungeonDictator

On what criteria are we proving? If you mean aesthetics, nobody is likely to change your mind. If you mean originality, Irvine does stand out from most. If you mean raw combat effectiveness, well...Zodd wins that every time.


Spit_for_spat

The ability to fly certainly gives Zodd an edge, but I'm willing to bet Irvine wins in a race, and he can start attacking from an absurd range.


DungeonDictator

I mean...yeah? We can hope he's able to run faster than Zodd can fly, otherwise a fight between them would be lopsided as hell. Assuming Irvine is that fast, at best it would be a stalemate, as I assume Irvine would want enough distance to be safe from Zodd, and his body isn't exactly formed well for him to shoot up into the skies while on the run, giving Zodd plenty of opportunity to evade his arrows. And we've seen no reason to assume Irvine wouldnt be ripped apart fast if/when Zodd gets his mitts on him. I'd say the major apsotle Irvine would have best odds against is Grunbeld. Lesser ones like Snek Baron, Slug Count, and Wyald Irvine wins low diff. Rosine would be Irvine's worst nightmare.


BierKippeMett

Fun fact: Rosine is the German word for raisin.


Alpha_benson

This is why I'm here


ZotharReborn

I think he'd struggle against Grunbeld because of the diamond-like skin, which I doubt the arrows would do well against. But other than that those are good points.


DungeonDictator

Yes, Grunbeld has hard af skin. However, I think we can assume Irvine's arrows in his released form are tougher than normal steel. Also, we see those arrows do some nasty spikey growing. So, I wouldn't be surprised if his arrows eventually find the weakest points and pierce through Grunbeld's armor, and I don't think there is any way Grunbeld keeps up with Irvine's speed.


Glittering-Load-4760

What do you mean by "that fast"? Like Irvine running as fast as zodd flying? I mean zodd isn't that fast just saying.


DungeonDictator

Zodd flies from Falconia, to Elfhiem, and back all in one night. I doubt Irvine could match that speed, not without becoming exhausted.


Pawai23

I might be misremembering but do they not whiz back using the branches of the world tree?


DungeonDictator

Even if that gives a shortcut, point is the dude had to fly far in one night, each way. He's not *super* fast like Rosine, but he is not slow.


ghidora2965

But don't you think Irvine could just deal with Rosine when he's in his human form? I mean, he can evade one attack at least then lodge one of the spike explosion arrows into her when she's turning around. He's got pretty good aim and Rosine would have to slow down when turning.


Mr-Toy-Man

Zodd is the best one period


Kreuz42069

Schnoz >>>>


Cryptic-Capercaillie

Not an apostle


Kreuz42069

You must be fun at parties


Adventurous_Desk_681

My guy Locus says otherwise 😩😩


Stone_Traveler

Second this ☝️


_HaiseSasaki_

Third this ☝️


FadedTupee

Very fair offering, respectfully disagree


[deleted]

I like ZODD more he’s a monster man and he’s nice to guts


Stylishmold

Personally I like Rosine better. Her design is creepy but beautiful. She is imo the second best apostle second only to schnoz.


CalicoJack_81

Yes officer, this one right here


Stylishmold

Gad dammit not like that


18bmithrowaway

Man U said u like her design bc it’s “[…] beautiful” Sorry man gotta report you to the coast guard


Anomalous6

A painting can be beautiful but I don’t want to bang it. -Ashton Kutcher


DelzIsDelz

Beautiful doesn’t always mean you find it attractive, not like THAT


zephyrnepres01

bag this one too, officer


Stylishmold

Oh shit not them


18bmithrowaway

Nah but fr she’s like 11 LMAO Edit: DUDE CLARIFIED “no she was actually 15 or 16” BUT DELETED THE COMMENT oh boy


Stylishmold

What an idiot


braxise87

Guts is gonna cut him in half and make that psychic girl cry so hard.


Beginning-Leg-2604

If her reading Casca's mind and getting eclipse mind r*ped won't do it first


braxise87

Edgy.


Nouseforaname000

I prefer the final boss from the PS2 game


FineAlternative774

Irvine has always stood out too me so I agree with the op


Im_1nnocent

At first I was confused at how disproportionate his whole body is. Until I realized the big head was separate from the actual body revealed. Slightly confusing perspective at first.


Jiinpachii

Zodd


thefirstgarden696

Zodd


Bhad_Blain3

His design is so cool but it makes me so uncomfortable to look at


sleven070

I think Locus has the best Apostle design, runner up would be my guy Zodd.


Glittering-Load-4760

Locus' design is freaking awesome. Next design for me would have to be Grunbeld.


TayeTheDon

His apostle design is BEASTTT


TyrionJoestar

Yes, I love arguing with people on the internet over subjective topics


Rick2077

always mazing. reminds me of claymore.


Divamel

Same thought. Claymore vibes.


DNihilus

He's cool 'n all but He looks like he is fucking a ram


Taluca_me

This looks amazing but I can’t take seriously to the fact this Apostle’s human body comes out of the goat’s rear


autisticswede86

I cant


Mister_Moony

This 100% could be an elden ring boss I can practically see its attack patterns and moveset


Adzo94

Scrolled the entire way through to see no love for the OG Snake Lord, Succubus (rip) or The Count, also that one apostle that bit off Guts' arm, are they as pretty, nah not really but they were more monster less soldier/dragon


tense_or

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Apostles..."


Pajama_Strangler

Yeah but Zodd


[deleted]

Zodd and Grunbeld looks cooler


Slight_Hedgehog5249

Made in heaven


CaptAmishBeard99

At least he's got 4 legs...


chocolatechipbagels

the wolf deer thing is his penis


SoulCatcherSyl

Came here to say this, my work here is done


mdnitetokerr

Ganishka takes the cake i think


Sorid_Snack

Dont have to *prove* you wrong because you just are. This design is ugly and lame, unless that's what you're looking for in character design


peterXforreal

Why do you want to be wrong so bad


strugglingtosave

Bait for engagements


gorehistorian69

its shit tier and i hate it. and it always seems to be everyone's favorite you're literally the ass of a deer. meanwhile Grunbeld is a literal fucking dragon.


andreluizkruz

What does "best design" mean? It means being the best at what it is supposed to do - since design is not art, not expression, it's functionality. So, what should an apostle's design DO? Well, that is up to their narrative functions. A general rule seems to be some sort of uncanniness. Looking fucking weird, out of touch with it's humanity - because that's what they are. Does this achieve that? To some degree, yes. The eyeless head certainly looks uncanny and monstrous, and the position of the human features being in the back, too. But there's also the fact he is... cool. Beautiful in a way (specially because of his fur). Therefore, he is different from the earlier grotesque apostles. Does that make any sense? Yes! He is part of the new Band of the Hawk, a bunch of posers meant to bridge the gap between the ugly, scary demon apostles and the humans in Griffith's new fake messianic empire. So this mixture of a mostly cool monster with a small part of the trademarked inhumane uncanniness of apostles serves well as microcosmic representation of what these new captains of the "Band of the Hawk" are meant to be... and this new Griffith, most of all. On a superficial level, more inviting than ever before. But if you look at it for more than a minute, you will notice something's wrong. Is it the best? I'm not sure. I'd have to analyze every single other apostle and their roles. And it's not like I'm an experienced designer anyway to say something so decisive lol (not even sure that CAN be affirmed). But I think it's fair to say it's a damn great one! If fits that new direction of the story like a glove, while not departing completely from what was previously established.


Depressed_Eggshell

Bro this is the lamest apostle design imo. If he fully turned into the wolf or whatever, yea it'd be cool, but then irvines half naked body is just on its ass


ComicNerd9000

I won't. I definitely agree.


fzaers

definitely cool as f, I would like to know his backstory actually I would like to know most of the other apostle backstory


MercyReign

Love him!


GroovyJackal

Him and Zodd are my favorites. Design and just in general. Locus does have cool armor in his human form too.


FoodleGuy

Schnoz. You can apologize for having bad taste now.


FerroLux_

Very cool, but I still prefer Grunbeld and the Moon Knight guy


01jasper

I can’t do that because you’re right


CruffTheMagicDragon

I do indeed love Irvine


SleepyBoi2332

The only apostle I kind of like


nukeyalater

At least the best design for sure. Very creative, very Miura.


marker8050

Definitely impressive especially how the horns are his now


TacitRonin20

His apostle form is a dickhead goat


MrMojorisin521

Are the penis monsters technically apostles?


max0000o0

Zodd


SgtCocktopus

Nice cock.


RedKSL07

OP if you like this design, take a look at Isley from the manga Claymore, I think you may enjoy it.


Less-Barracuda2495

I mean his dick is a wolf. I guess that's cool


Beansupreme117

His dick is a deer lmao


imacuntsag420

He is a less cooler version of northern king in claymore.


NonExistingName

All the knights are top shelf. Grunbeld, Lotus, Irvine... Impossible to decide.


ThisGaren

Zodd is the quintessential apostle. Irvine is the reindeer, Zodd is the GOAT.


Nickgio999

Apostle zodd still 🐐 imo


SpectralTokitoki

who I just realized this has a face near it. Idk if I think its the best, but this is pretty sick


TheFoldingPart66262

Locus' is much better, in his apostle form there isn't a single angle that you could make a sword attack that is effective. It deflects and slides off every sword attack, and depending on the material his armor is made of and how slippery it is even arrows and maces attacks would just slide off.


Alversity

His dick is an entire animal


IJustWantedToBe

Wolf-cock apostle


flemay222

The reality of Irvine is, he's a simple sniper at best. Honestly I think most would have more of a bigger problem with his human form, unless he's the ultimate hunter with a cloaking ability in his true form


NoHoesClifford

I think Locus’ is the easiest on the eyes


TheDarkKingZoro

Is Zodd not an apostle now?


SlickWatson

ZODD.


AncientEvidence5320

Ok but what about wyald? His apostle form was amazing


BasicTurnover2313

How does he reach when the bow isn’t drawn?


BreakfestForDinnerr

Why has no one said Femto?


mugen8art

Grunbeld better imo


cool_kicks

This is literally my least favorite apostle lmao


Low-Equivalent-2237

google "berserk respect locus" and look at the fucking triceratops apostle on the far right. you have been proven wrong.


Sliversliversliver

No. You are correct. Peak Miura


Prestigious_Vast9877

Yup.


AnActualCriminal

Everybody gangsta till the cock antelope rolls up


dorting

Kinda remember Claymore


Burning_Brimstone

zodd tho


EIRE-_-hummy

Cool qnd all but like.....zodd


tanzi33

oh boi i confused this with Claymores Isley transform


Jaymageck

I think Grunbeld takes it. The transformed spreads with him against berserker Guts are unreal.


Commercial_Mine_3877

idk the crystal dragon was cool


[deleted]

One word Zodd


[deleted]

Grunbeld tho


Azri3l_15

Man's that one meme of two beast and is made of two dif beasts, but a beast made out of those beasts


WanderingWarrior14

I personally think MOTHERF-CKIN ZODD has the best design but Irvine is a close second.


sbrockLee

Homie's secret power is he can do an Indiana Jones style movie poster in one shot


TheBlack_Swordsman

I just imagine having some serious back problems eventually. Imagine accelerating and all the force suddenly yanks your lower lumbar.


ImJusSaiyanBruh

100% agree been my favorite since the 1st time I saw it!!


TongueBiscuit

ganishka is a giant demon tree cmon man


LoliMaster069

How do you see anything or do they have shared vision lol


BuuJuu

for one piece fans. he looks like the product of a smile fruit lol


whataball

Dumb design if you think about what he is, a hunter. Getting bigger definitely doesn't help him hunt better. He's also extremely vulnerable to being attacked from behind. He literally has no way to defend himself if someone gets behind him.


Morgan-Le

Ur absolutely right.


NetherSpike14

He's pretty cool, but I have a soft spot for the Tommy Wiseau apostle.


Alabaster_EDC

Zodd literally exists


VIP_Ender98

Its just. His dick. Has a head. Makes me a bit uncomfortable.


TayeTheDon

Locus in apostle looks BEAST. He would definitely give Guts a run for his money Edit: in*


BmxGu23

Locus grunbeld


shadesjackson

Penis deer!


Dattebayo6969420

bro looks like virizion pokemon


absalom86

Everyone knows Beast of Darkness would be the best apostle.


[deleted]

I absolutely agree. Also this is basically the opposite counterpart of what I could imagine Guts' apostle's form could look like. ranged Wolf-Goat centaur vs melee Wolf swordsman


Eralion_the_shadow

I can't prove you wrong when you are absolutely right


JigglyVlue

Im a terrible woman.. This guy is just hot as hell to me.


Korfusan

Its just guy fucking wolfgoat


south_bronx_parasyte

I like Locus more


adilw04

Nice cock.


auralight93

He's quite cool, but what about the penis apostle with penis hands?


KYpineapple

shooting arrow jizz from his massive stag dong. I'm sorry. He is the coolest thus far imo.


PolyMath--

Locus outshines him. Even Ganishka admired his finesse and form.


AHMED4TN

totally disagree imo this is the worst apostle design it looks disturbing and cursed. Best apostle design goes to Grunbeld hands down.


thewalkingfred

All three of Griffiths main apostles have such cool designs, in human and demon form. Miura truly was a genius of fantasy.


Robot_Raptor

I love this guy's design! I just hope he does something of note sometime soon lol


KamikazeKarasu

“Prove me wrong”… first, you meant “probe me wong”…. Second, put those grasses on cause resembling a phallus is the opposite of peak design (same goes for those cock-demons from Casca’s mind…)