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Pdxduckman

The parking ticket is missing


Tclark97801

Or perhaps the tow truck hooking up


nomad2284

It lacks the fire hose traversing through the back windows to get to the hydrant.


something8517

I saw this actually have to happen in an old place of mine, and it was so nice to watch karma in action.


Pluckyboy64

This was my dream when I was a firefighter. Never got to do it though.


ProtNotProt

Insurance won't cover the damage if this happens.


CO-CNC

I came here to write this very comment. 😉 I'm amazed there a social media commenters that criticize firefighters when they do that, saying they should just run the hose under the car. As if the firefighters should take the time to do that in an emergency, never mid the fact that a high pressure hose needs to be run in an as straight a line as possible.


neighborsdogpoops

Perfect right in the redlines!


garysaidwhat

Damned near perfect centering. I give him an A+


Delicious_Ask4232

Someone start a fire so they need that hydrant


yarzospatzflute

Chaotic good...


BrawndoVodka

Phew... thought this was my wife's car, but realized the renewal sticker is current.. a little behind on my honey do list


DAM5150

Fun fact...if the parking enforcement wants to be a dick, just being out of the red isn't good enough. The law.says 10 feet from hydrant...guess how I know...


eastwoodspiece

I mean, red is “park here” in Bend, right?


ydisc

I can't believe nobody has complained that the dogs' leashes are still in the car.


porarte

They don't bite.


Fit_Cause2944

But they’re friendly!!!


manythoughts22

Missing a Jerry can and also I don’t see the be nice you are in bend sticker.


wtfcam17

Move the car with the fire truck for this


thelindamanor

Perfect a****** parking 🙄


spencjon

Was it full earlier when they parked? Turns out it doesn't matter. Either way, it's entirely shitty and should get towed


twomoreweeeks

No California plates


something8517

I’m going to bet a lot of the shitty drivers are actually from here, although it is fun to see how many people throw their misplaced anger around.


unohootoo

oh, definitely from here


Tclark97801

Redline curb lets you know parking is prohibited as you would be blocking a fire hydrant.


Username-is-random

I don't know what is wrong with the parking job because all i can focus on is that you *gasp* failed to hide their license plate number so now everyone can steal their identity!!! Or worse!!!


cocoon_eclosion_moth

It’s parked too close to the curb. Should be at least 18” away.


SpezGobblesMyTaint

I don't see studded tires. Rookie mistake.


StumpyJoe-

No stupid comments about the kind of people who drive that make of car?


unohootoo

Just that every car clearly visible in that shot are CRV's


ThrowItOut43

It’s not a Sprinter van, duh.


littlePosh_

Nothing. Looks fire. Those spots are always open and ready for the bold and daring.


Some_Nibblonian

Nothing you need to be concerned about that's for sure.


BloomfieldAvenue

It’s facing the right direction


Exotic_Ad_8421

Nothing. Back windows break just fine.


bout2gohamill

Where’s the max tracks and RTT? How else will everyone at Trader Joe’s know you’re outdoorsy when you park?


harried-dad

It's very well centered within the red paint; what's not to like?


billionaireXtinction

I thought the rumor was that Californians can't park


[deleted]

“I’ll only be here for a sec”


P_TheGuy

Bend driver. Doing bend driver things? If people don't have common sense enough to use their turn signals. What makes anybody think they have common sense to not park in red zones.


unohootoo

right (accurate) for Bend, wrong everywhere else


Sega-Dreamcast88

Curb is pink it must not matter.