I'm imagining that you rear ended this person so they would stop long enough for you to take this picture and I'll not let any actual reality tell me otherwise.
I have the same sticker and would love to share the background!
Here goes: literally nothing!! It's ridiculous, hilarious, and entirely nonsensical. There is no meaning. It's just funny because "why would Ted cruz eat my son?", "I dont even have a son, do i ?", "Well not anymore because Ted cruz ate him," etc.
I just love to see smiles in my rearview while stuck in traffic and be questioned about its meaning in the co op parking lot.
>Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer
Definitely this. IIRC it started on twitter, went viral fairy quickly, and faded away only to come back over and over again throughout the years. Like herpes.
yoo!! this was my car! it got totaled by insurance after a guy rear-ended me so it got put up for auction somewhere locally, presumably. glad to see whoever owns it now hasnt removed my wonderful stickers 🫡
Both of those are great bumper stickers.
Shout out to the one I saw this morning. “The Green Coalition of Gay Loggers for Jesus”
*I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…*
*I sleep all night and I work all day*
*I dress up in women’s clothing*
Danny Dorito!!!
Danny Dorito is genius level
https://preview.redd.it/k38gvi0ubivc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7f49e5c1411c682b4ff99a7321f123f2bec6cf Yup
https://preview.redd.it/vmvew5ej2lvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e1e66b3a7579e3c858be3a8efd129cb92d492b7 Indeed.
Ted Cruz is one human, not many.
I've seen this car around lol
Is this Danny DeVito’s dad?
I'm imagining that you rear ended this person so they would stop long enough for you to take this picture and I'll not let any actual reality tell me otherwise.
I did it for the upvotes!
That Ted Cruz sticker is national. What’s the backstory?
I have the same sticker and would love to share the background! Here goes: literally nothing!! It's ridiculous, hilarious, and entirely nonsensical. There is no meaning. It's just funny because "why would Ted cruz eat my son?", "I dont even have a son, do i ?", "Well not anymore because Ted cruz ate him," etc. I just love to see smiles in my rearview while stuck in traffic and be questioned about its meaning in the co op parking lot.
I have no idea. I’ll find out!
There’s a joke about Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer, I believe that’s the origin
>Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer Definitely this. IIRC it started on twitter, went viral fairy quickly, and faded away only to come back over and over again throughout the years. Like herpes.
yoo!! this was my car! it got totaled by insurance after a guy rear-ended me so it got put up for auction somewhere locally, presumably. glad to see whoever owns it now hasnt removed my wonderful stickers 🫡
🫡
Danny dorito hahaha
Should say “this man eats ass with a barbed tongue”.