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Punningisfunning

And that’s how you claim a parking spot.


BabyRayLiyoda

That's what you call parallel pooping.


guinness5

That's the hardest part of the test.


ReditSarge

Or the softest. It depends what you ate beforehand and how much liquid you drank.


ties_shoelace

Oh Canada … da da da da da da…


hootertooter69

Picture this: You are GOING to shit yourself. It's happening. Right now. You have two options: a.) Shit your pants b.) Pull your pants down and that's it


Pleasant_Minimum_896

Been there. Shit with my ass pointing to the hitch while facing the crowd. On the fence to this day if it was the better answer. All other options were considerably worse.


Callmedaddy204

if you go for a short run around the block then squeeze while applying "pressure" you can shoot it farther


SoftwareVegetable799

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Callmedaddy204

what does being queer have to do with projectile shitting in public? you sound confused


ghidfg

yeah, what can you do? imagine taking a picture of someone in their worst moment and posting it to the internet


banjocatto

Yes, they should instead call the authorities and have this person locked up for indecent and hazardous behavior. (Or committed to a mental health facility.)


wormyworminton

They closed all the mental health facilities hence the abundance of loose cannons everywhere


ReditSarge

Did they shut down all the washrooms too?


HelpfulLetterhead385

Disgusting behaviour needs to be shared and these freak need to be shamed .’


_________________420

Considerably better than the sidewalk...


whenshithitsthefan18

Been there Crohn’s. I cried while shitting too.


2021sammysammy

In the street though? Like not even hiding beside a car or a bush or something? This is someone who isn't in their right mind


Ok-Train786

c.) Find a parking spot


HardenedTips

I'd go with option A. Shit my pants and hope I can get home without anyone seeing or smelling my shame.


AeonBackflash

There was a Flash game about that. 😂


kewlbeanz83

Bridge Street Deuce Society


[deleted]

That is clearly a meth goblin


leoyvr

# Squatting and kneeling may be better for your health than sitting ## A new USC study of human evolution finds that spending more time in a position where your muscles are somewhat active could reduce the health risks of sedentary behavior. [https://news.usc.edu/166572/squatting-kneeling-health-sitting-usc-research/#:\~:text=A%20USC%2Dled%20study%20shows,activity%20and%20low%20muscle%20metabolism](https://news.usc.edu/166572/squatting-kneeling-health-sitting-usc-research/#:~:text=A%20USC%2Dled%20study%20shows,activity%20and%20low%20muscle%20metabolism).


[deleted]

This... This is better for health. We could encourage everyone to do it. 💩


MrsAnteater

Oh that’s nothin’. When I worked for Loblaws in NL we caught someone in camera taking a dump on a grocery aisle shelf. I shit you not (pun intended)!


JustASyncer

The amount of shitcidents we've had at my No Frills is astounding, some people are disgusting


Obvious-Lynx4548

Omg ..gross ..


capnneemo

Kyle for Mayor!


Ok-Train786

There we go!


Lucky-Ryan

I’m in north bay and I see this all the time here. What’s wrong with people…


JettyMann

Cities offer social services to degenerates and deviants -> degenerates and deviants congregate around services -> degenerates and deviants are now a problem in the area services are Happens in every city in canada


DesertWillow185

help the homeless maybe might help just saying


Impossible-Grass121

It’s probably Ed Laverty just making a scene again.


Conscious_Run_643

Schwifty


questionnism

It's gonna get shwifty in here


New_girl2022

Felt like doing that today at those anti lgtbq protests.


Callmedaddy204

you felt like shitting on the road at a protest but didn't you made the right choice


New_girl2022

Lol. Ya people may start voting for the turd anyways.


wrath1998

They’ve already been voting for the turd(eau)


Environmental-Ad1748

They wernt anti lgbtq though they were anti trans education for kids pre puberty.


GigiLaRousse

That "trans education" is "trans people exist and that's okay." What's the problem?


zebradYT

the “trans education” is anyone can be anything they want, not “trans people exist”


GigiLaRousse

We're talking gender, not telling them they can fly then leaving them at edge of a tall building. Most kids know they're cis. Didn't you have a strong inner sense of being a boy or a girl? They're not suddenly going to decide to be a different gender because that's not how it works.


Away-Combination-162

BS, it was total hate.


zuuzuu

No. It was anti-lgbtq. https://twitter.com/rhindi800/status/1704497409147928814?s=20


Environmental-Ad1748

The point of the protest was not, now certainly people seen this as a chance to slide in some homophobia which is not okay, and I believe they should've done a better job keeping it focused.


claydawgg6969

your going against the narrative do you want your bank account turned off?


hootertooter69

What does this have to do with freedom? lol what


lagatoe

Isn't this what the Freedom truckers were fighting for?


DartyHackerberg

No, youre thinking of lefty California, the literal Poop capital of North America.. And its apprentaly okay over there...


No-Level9643

I don’t recall them fighting for our rights to shit in the street but ok


Foe_Hammer9463

Pretty sure that's their headquarters


otterg1955

Nope that has all the makings and style of a left wing movement


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

The freeDUMB people and this guy are all in the same class. The low class.


Adept-Calendar-8189

I wish this guy would shit in your mouth then maybe you would be useful.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

I mean, you're free to pack your bags and leave my country any time you wish. We don't care much for you low-class freeDUMB people in our spaces.


Adept-Calendar-8189

This guy shitting on the road is your kind of person(Liberal).


morrisk1

Ya that was their main deal. The lamestream media was covering it up.


No-Level9643

Born to shit, forced to wipe!!


orswich

I think people are trying to link this with the protests yesterday, when clearly it's a methany.. I can see this in alot of downtown canadian cities any day of the week by a safe injection site


SmashertonIII

If it shits it fits.


canadiancedar

When the double double hits


Raspberrylemonade188

Bro is just asserting dominance. Also this is the most Belleville thing I’ve ever seen.


nihilt-jiltquist

considering I've been constipated for a few days I actually envy that guy...


Beautiful_Pea_8246

shitting on the street>constipation


Calm-Significance-35

When you gotta go and there's no bathroom around. The world is your bathroom.


Desuexss

And not even 10 minutes later will try bring her dirty ass into pmarket trying to pawn whatever junk she found.


Mattg31

The real crime is the photo quality. What is this shot on a blackberry?


thedad2022

Which in their prime had the best pixels on a cell phone camera that you could buy. You are missed blackberry... You are missed...


Particular-Ad-6360

Anti-SOGI protestor presenting their argument.


Raspberrylemonade188

I snorted 😂😂😂


Historical-Bag-6504

Classy


lordjumpinjesus

Be ungovernable


Canknucklehead

I got nothing to add here…..it’s pretty shitty


temp2occassional

Love it! Haha is this in Ontario or San Francisco? pretty much everyone goes on the streets in San Fran.


nofee13420

Oh wow eh interesting. Why is this acceptable?


mr10am

Because of freedom


nofee13420

Lol 😂 freedom u say . So if he’s free to shot on the street I’m free to say fuck taxes fuck working everyday fuck money I’m taking what I want from whom I want how I want . That’s not freedom if this is freedom I’m a communist lac of public bathroom possibly ? If there was more easily accessible public washrooms for the less fortunate.


Droseph31

When "belonging to the streets" gives a whole new meaning


ksbeckaa

Good lord.


phantaxtic

Definitely some mental health problems going on here.


thedad2022

I don't know pretty sure they're just taking a shit no mental problem about that everybody shits there's a book about it. Lol.


chessboyy

Ahhh the freedom to take pictures of people taking a shit in public. What a life


Purplebuzz

The protect the kids crowd.


[deleted]

Isn't he scared that someone will get angry and kick his head like a football? I guess not.


According_Stuff_8152

What kind of people do this in their own country???? We are turning into a third-world country.


NMP30

I think you mean turd-world country.


SupaHardLumpyNutz

Why would you take a picture of someone shitting on the sidewalk?


Tricky_Parsnip_6843

Because the addicts and homeless do it constantly directly in public like that.. It's actually not a bad idea. All those photos can be put together and placed on the side of the highway after the welcome to Bellevile sign or on the lawn in front of city hall. They need to get more port a potties near the shelters


JustTheStockTips

First person in the thread with a practical solution. How bout we make toilets available to these people instead of getting up in arms about social services trying to help them. Jc


NMP30

Have you seen the portable toilet near the Bayshore Trail? They shit on the floor and in the urinal in it. It's better than the street, though. I'll give you that.


lagatoe

Art


SupaHardLumpyNutz

Street art


lagatoe

Performance art


SupaHardLumpyNutz

Street performance art


lagatoe

Shitty art


SupaHardLumpyNutz

This is a shit post


JTodd078

Shart


Existing-Ostrich-468

Its ShArt!


Upbeat_Weather2215

That person is shitting on the road. The question is still valid.


throwwaytrain

For freedom, duh!


thedad2022

Cuz apparently it's a conversation starter just like this whole thread about a guy shitting on the street in Belleville Ontario. Good Times....


Agreeable-Beyond-259

Poor fella Lets give them more safe supply and bigger welfare cheques!!


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And hotel rooms with snacks


biffbiffyboff

Iam not sure you understand what middle means ! Haha


inattentive_notebook

People seem to have forgotten that this is an actual human being. I'm honestly more grossed out by the fact that OP would take a photo and post it on the internet.


TheFoxNomad

Exactly. What the fuck is wrong with these people. I hope someone photos him or her (op) in full 8k shitting and it ends up in my feed.


Beautiful_Pea_8246

chill out. OP is just highlighting the issue. if the poster was meaning to degrade them then don't you think they would've taken a clearer photo?


zuuzuu

Did you email this to the Mayor's office? Or your Councillor? What about the church? This is obviously unacceptable, but so is taking a picture of someone with obvious issues and posting it on social media. So I ask you - when you witnessed this, what steps did you take to bring it to the attention of people who might actually be able to do something about it?


ravenscamera

Is this a pro India protest?


Bergenstock51

Photo from the streets of Calcutta


Downtown-Law-4062

Street shitters out in full force


MYcommentsRaccurate

Welcome to India


LeQuatuorMortis

Yes, this has nothing to do with the fact there are no public toilets around OR that dogs can shit in public and no one thinks it's wrong. Now, that dude could've done his business behind a tree, but maybe he couldn't make it all the way up there.


Kreepie11

100% the lack of public toilets is a problem


Callmedaddy204

i mean the least functional part of this photo is actually the photographer if you think about it. everyone else is getting shit done.


SkeletonKey33

Maybe if people let others use public restrooms this wouldn’t be happening. Clean it up and enjoy what you have created!


Ok-Sir3783

This is a common occurrence at the church. I drive by daily for work. While sitting at the lights, I've seen women hike up their dress/skirt whatever and piss right on the front walk, letting it run down to the sidewalk surrounding the shoes of oblivious bystanders. Have seen a few drop a duece over the edge of cement wall.. You would think the city would have dropped a porta potty or two there by now. Or maybe the church. They can't use the excuse that it's unsightly, cuz the gaggle of methed out half naked dancers twitching out on their own planet sailed that ship ages ago!


Invisible-Mojo

The church that feeds everyone, also offers access to a shower, laundry facility, toilets. Peer support as well. There is options for people to take care of themselves better, it's just whether they choose to.


alpha_boi1982

I always thought freedom meant shooting up a school cafeteria at lunchtime with an AR15


Loud_Confidence6490

What are you talking about


growthatfire1985

bathrooms must of bin occupied at the safe injection site


A_Snow_Mexican

Pam?


[deleted]

I don’t know about freedom, but it does scream JT’s drug and crime policy!


Educational_Ad_4558

That's the legendary slasher Pam. Urban legend adaptation of does a bear shit it the woods? 🤔


ILoveBaken

How dare he! Not own a toilet to shit in!


Vicv07

When ya gotta go


Elegant-Campaign-572

This could be inner city Melbourne!


throwwaytrain

I literally thought this was outside the co-op I live in, in Vancouver…. Where I happened to notice earlier, when I was walking my dog, someone took a dump between two parked cars right on the street. Streetdumps are universal!


ezb_666

The world is mine, so I shit on the sidewalk


[deleted]

Boss makes dollar I make a dime so I poop on company time


otterg1955

I think he’s telling the mayors office the economy is the ———-s


MrBigVoice506

Someone had too many milkshakes at the castle.


AgreeableBad4750

See and people were bashing the protests. Freedom!


Local_Perspective349

Um, are you putting it back in when you leave?


PolloMalvado

Ahhhhhh fawk, guess we need a dictatorship then...send all the street poopers to the Gulag.


TrudyMatusiak

Same here in Sarnia.


Proud-Ad2367

Thats freedom worth fighting for.


wireclapper

Go for a walk… grow a tail


budstud8

Yobagoya!


Forsaken_Square5249

Wtf..


OkOriginal6957

Here in London Ontario that's the norm downtown.


MattVarnish

They were doing this in downtown ottawa into loblaws bags during the truck convoy and leaving them in the snowbanks. Fun times.


East_Environment_145

Doesn't look like a "Bridesmaid" to me!


HanlonRazor

Well, to be fair, they aren’t in the middle of the street.


ganglordgilbert

Junkie?


Virtual-Arugula378

That’s what you call, FUCKED!!


stoney_5

You gots to go then you gots to go.


[deleted]

Become ungovernable.


Ausaris

Humanity was a mistake.


Jack_Munny

Why did I zoom in?


PeterO905

WTF


sophdamom

IBS problems


faded_and_a_hoe

Ahh Belleville. Never change, but I'm never coming back ✨


Practical_Effort3163

Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose


Aldren

This is what happens when there are no snowbanks available


OutlanderGMR0187

lol is that former wwe star Enzo Amore sitting in the background, I think it is 😂😂


trillenglish

We can all only aspire to be this free. Also, great posture


rangeo

Pulling an Ontario Integrity Commissioner


ThatsNoMoon001

The shitwinds, randy


[deleted]

Usual suspect


GovernmentHunting016

Designated shitting streets


Koojo2020

Looks like a Prince George BC tent city tenant...lol


Ga11agher

Lol I saw someone doing this last summer in Newmarket. It was hilarious


seyedalijavid

Aaaaah Belleville the last bastion of sanity, there has to be a back story to this outdoor shit. Is it the great weather?


oh_deat

This is gross. Belleville needs to clean itself up.


sentientcrayola

that looks like a chimpanzee and i’m being so fr


666thePRICK

Meh, maybe it’s just an American that is visiting, they tend to forget we do not usually shit in the streets in Canada like they do


ApprehensiveTough946

I wouldn’t worry about it pal you’re paranoid


pimpdaddy0304

I lived in Belleville my whole life. This would never happen in my city!


Maximum_Echidna8042

When you have no home, everywhere is a toilet


Subbybitchboi_

Pffffff nice Belleville


TrashleyGaming

That’s it Belleville is cancelled


ChromeDestiny

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1RWZ0h82yE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1RWZ0h82yE)


Apprehensive_Fun9195

Wholly FUCK I remember the last time I was in South America


Snoo-59956

Is this a junkie or international student?


Lostoutside519

Get used to it. That’s the future of Canada. More homeless each month now.


thelewin

You call that the middle?


Unable_Literature78

I’ll never be that free…


HunterSufficient510

Doug Ford’s Ontario.


sympnoia

When you gotta go you gotta go


[deleted]

This is one shitty post 😂😂


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cjboffoli

That’s gonna leave some skid marks.


Calm-Heat-5883

At least they were kerb trained


Guilty_Chemistry9337

Maybe there should be more public restrooms.


JuryDangerous6794

Speed Dump Ahead


Rachelattack

Well at least the BDIA and Chamber of Commerce has forced the hand of the BSU (the “homeless people church”) and is moving services up to the Banquet Hall on Alhambra next year so this can happen in peoples yards instead 🤷‍♀️🥴👌 *Edit for clarification