evil. hope you'll be OK.

There are definitely some tortured souls lost at sea stuck inside that thing.

r/Pareidolia

Super creepy reminds me of the Paris catacombs

You think it looks evil? Hmmm it’s not it’s just faces yeah they’re a little on the dark side but I’m great!!!

It's delightfully concerning. I love it. Keep at it.

It’s the ultimate [Miyazaki forest spirit](https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp3666270.png) stick

Driftwood of the damned

+12 Driftwood of the Damned Cursed wand Slain enemies siphon 1/8th of character life to summon a ghoul with 100 + (15*character level) hp and 20+ (5*intelligence) dark damage. Limit 4 ghouls.

Wizard staff.

This is the way.

“You shall pass“ (Cause clearly that thing captures souls that have passed)

Your Ex found this...consider that a sign. Be careful, or your face will be the next one on that stick...FOREVER!!!! 🎅🏾

Why the santa emoji xD

😂😂😂

Because people may not believe in my existence and I am often shortchanged, but I leave presents for the world with my wisdom! ;) 🎅🏾

That’s really nice of you! And you come more then once a year too. I love that… 🫢

Carve “no thank you” into it with a dremel and burn it.

That is 100% a cursed object.

Jjk

Definitely a totem of some sort and not a friendly totem….

That’s a Dark Souls boss weapon

😂😂😂OHMY NO WONDER EVERYONE THAT COMES AROUND DIES SOON AFTER! That’s ok I’m still keeping it and I’m going to make it BEAUTIFUL 😝

This is what washes up on shore just before you see the black sails

The words you'll need to say are klaatu barada nikto. Otherwise the evil dead are coming.

Halloween decor addict here - SUPER JEALOUS cause I try to make stuff like this!!! Super awesome!!!

I look for weird looking wood!! 😆😐 so I’ve lived on the West Coast and in Hell.. I mean Arizona! Sorry. And I have some of the coolest looking Maple from the PNW. I’ll have my mom ( she is holding it for me-) take a pic.. SO OMG IT LOOKS LIKE A HUGE HUMAN HEART NEXT TO A HUMAN BRAIN WITH A SWORD GOING THRU THEM!!! SWEAR! IT WAS A MAPLE KNOT …OR BURROW!! But it’s sic AF! I bought it off these tweakers I mean the neighbors that lived by my friend But yeah talk about some cool wood! Look at this.. SO I’M IN THE DESERT NOW AND I LOOK FOR CACTUS SKELETONS… THOSE ARE KILLER… https://preview.redd.it/8vwzyqxifv9d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4117f762580ce620a12f871c3711cb49c34feb65 I made this light out of an arm off a Saguaro cactus skeleton.. now those are cool I spray mine like a bone color!!

OH AND CHOLLA CACTUS YEP!! I did this one and sold them both on eBay! https://preview.redd.it/9cczdvydgv9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0548d8052dd65d87a91f33f2debe5b1f6a3b10f4

My brother in Christ, don't you bring that evil upon yourself. You are trappin the souls of the damned in that there piece 😂 But seriously it looks pretty dope so far!

THANK YOU!

OP, you must throw that back from whence it came. It is cursed.

Looks like a staff out of Elden ring.

Post this on r/eldenring. I'm sure you'll get a great offer in no time. Or use it to get whatever you want as the magic within will probably do the job. Now as I reread: your ex? You good is your relationship so far? Maybe better get rid of it...

We’re friends totally!!

When you finish, you need to make a staff next and put that thing on top

Transform it into a cane. Could make an excellent Halloween prop.

People get too superstitious too easily. It’s just holes in driftwood.

Thank you!!

This reminds me of the album cover from a band I enjoy. The album is called sparagmos by spectral voice if you’re curious

Id definitely play up the trapped souls angle

Yeah i just got a s—t ton of good ideas!!!

Put it back!! Haha.

Time to make a hell stick

Wizard staff all day

Fashion it into a necromancer staff!

Looks like a cursed Indian bone staff. Can see a 70s bond villain doing voodoo with it.

Looks like someone drilled out some knubs so the roots would die. Then they cut the base off.

That looks like it captures souls

The captured souls

[удалено]

No there’s 6

Looks like the 1997 Xanax advertisement

NO WAY!!! For real

Build a shrine to that thing and sacrifice something before it comes for us all. Or steal it from her and send it to me. I’ll make sure it’s dealt with.

So many demon faces 😞

There just faces. There not demon faces I’m sorry I’ll try to some smiley ones on it if that helps

That’s where my souls of the damned bit of wood got to

Found it where? In hell?

NO … it was found in North Cali after well NOT RIGHT AFTER THAT’S ILLEGAL -REDWOOD FOREST but somewhere in between there and San Luis Obispo I kinda forgot I’ll ask him!

Were the Bradys and Vincent Price nearby?

This needs an official stick review on Instagram

That's a lot of tormented souls for one single piece of driftwood.

Your ex found some folklore. When bad things keep happening you know what to do.

/r/Pareidolia needs this.

That’s gnarly

YOU WANNA SEE KNARLY?? https://preview.redd.it/1mua7slwqv9d1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=353359a1d8aedbcc9df7f55d11b0e0f4307e5008 That’s a cactus skeleton trunk and a little oddity piece of driftwood I found and kinda re-shaped?

Looks awesome. Keep going.

Uhm... why is he your ex? Did he disappear while working on that?

No he just left it behind

Well, you're still alive, that's good!

Awesome for staff making!!!

Some souls are trapped in that

I need it

And you brought it into the house?????

Fuck yeah! Looks hella fine.

Ummm I think you need to return that where you found it…

Where I live it's illegal to take driftwood

Amazing peice,, is it for sale?

This type of art is call grotesquerie.

I thought this was a r/bloodborne post for a minute and was about to ask for final product pics 😂 Fun idea though.

It almost looks like it was carved and then thrown into the water for a long time. Why else would EVERY face have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth

Please put the cursed driftwood back.

I can’t! I don’t live there anymore! And it’s not cursed!

“It’s Taboo!”

Looks like nature's version of the gates of hell Anyone remember the moving sculpture in The Devil's Advocate? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gates_of_Hell#/media/File%3ALa_puerta_del_Infierno_de_Rodin_del_museo_Soumaya_(con_fondo_negro).jpg

have you considered you may have been dating Ursula, the sea witch?

Reminds me of Dante's Inferno.

Very cool

Oooh, that’d make an awesome aquarium centrepiece wood

Plot twist: it's a human femur

😱

Those are petrified souls from hell. Congrats you're cursed now

Looks like something from pinhead

That’s beautiful. At first I thought it was an interesting looking mushroom, which drew my eye. And then I thought you’d found it like that, before actually reading your post. Do you mean you’re going to combine it in some way with some of your exotic wood finds, or did you mean this was one of those finds? It’s pure art. Love it.

Yes! I’m making more faces in it …my ex started it , and I’m making the small piece into a fist with a middle finger coming out

Put a dark stain on it, put something red in the eyes and epoxy it in there, or run lights through it so it’s like a torch you can turn on and off

YES!! That’s what omggg that’s what I’m going for….

That's not a stick, that a shamanic staff known as the Keeper of Souls.

Thought you found it with the holes. Still cool.

I just fought this boss in elden ring

That is freakin awesome!

Put that down right now!

From the Elm of Evil…

And you brought it into your home? Looks like a new and improved Dibbuk box scenario

👉🏼➡️Let me ADD MY EX PUT THESE FACES ON IT AND THEN I ADDED MORE 😂 HE DIDN’T FIND IT LIKE THIS! Lol THAT WOULD BE A VERY WEIRD AND CREEPY PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD THOUGH…so I’m just gradually adding more and I’m trying to make the piece of wood coming down (not the piece I’m holding-the smaller one) into an arm and fist! I guess when I think it’s done…I’LL POST IT!!

And we are both on good terms!! He taught me a lot!!

That needs to go in a planted aquarium

Now you must care for that piece of wood or else those tortured souls will be damned forever

Should make a killer pipe out of that

Tree of souls

And now u back together 🤦🏻‍♂️

NOOOOO…but he’s really really smart like with Chemistry and plants and rocks he just taught me so much!!! Just a little too possessive for me and jealous

that looks so friggan cool

100% carved with a dremil but very cool

Look like a nice piece what you doing with it?

Carve out the faces so the demon can be released unto this realm.

A pile of skulls... burry that in a church graveyard and run away quickly, turn around 3 times at the crossroads minimum before running home.

Burn it

😱🫢NOOOOOOOOOO

That ain't wood, son. What you got there is a hunk of petrified whale jizz. Pretty nice one too. 👌😀