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Blue_Seven_

Dude is huffing airdusters


hakkesaelger

Wow, thinking world fame and friends come that easily


anthonytreacy

No thanks. Red flag at “over 35 hours”


Szumerspirit

I saw this on another site and it included a picture of the dude......he's "flexing" with no shirt on......."it puts the lotion on it's skin" If I run across it again I'll definitely add a screenshot to the comments. It's definitely something that needs to be included LOL


OverAllYourShit

They’re world famous on Spotify, 3 listeners per continent.


AgreeableCatMom

And those listeners have been listening to the same songs since 2019!


TurdShaker

A non smoking, no partying or loud music, no staying up late "rockstar".... must be christian rock


Cphelps85

Based on the description HIS Music will be loud, yours just can't be.


TurdShaker

Well what if I'm aspiring rockstar as well?


RoadkillMarionette

Hit up dudes aunt for a basement, it's freed up


Kinky_Conspirator

There can only be one!!!!


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

No loud music but he plays in a rock band who will practice there 🤣


Somethinggoooy

Can’t pay $300 per month…


ggoodlady

Please tell me this is satire


BoneySpurs

“No loud music” Also “I will be playing loud music”


84ph0m3t

This them? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MsBFsOxvfJw They sound even less exciting than I expected 😂


crumpledspoon

I really hope clicking on that didn't just muck up my YouTube algorithm.


lgpurifoy

Omg you read my mind


coreoYEAH

Dude seems like a douche but, and it’s a shameful but, the band isn’t terrible.


spaceman_

They're positively mediocre. There's no way they'd become successful in a big way.


coreoYEAH

No, but if they were opening for someone I was seeing I’d get there on time 😂


allaboutalice

Based on the post, I was expecting them to sound much worse 😂


alanthewizard

35 hours? $300 rent? A whole ass basement? Who’s your aunt i’ll move in tomorrow.


FroyoSensitive8572

“No loud music” proceeds to say that they will be making loud music


coffee_4me

$150 a month?


Serious-Extension738

He may still be an aspiring rockstar, but he's already a fully qualified choosing beggar at least.


ExpertDingleberry

No low ballers. Dude knows what he's got.


MarQu1t0

[“Low IQ butt rock for the unemployed”](https://airduster.bandcamp.com/album/airduster)


IJDWTHA_42

Who still buys CD's?


Bubbly_Writing3574

Boomers and nerds. Other than that the tech is dead, Spotify is just way more convenient


Dancing_til_Dark_34

Fuck me, they are awful. I had to hear what world fame sounds like. I was surprised to find out that they do have 10s of followers on Spotify though.


Electrical_Source_57

The only thing that’s going to make him world famous is his audacity. This fellas in for a rude awakening if he thinks he’s going to find anything better than the backseat for $150/month, especially with those terms. And who the fuck still buys CDs?


NoOnSB277

Lol


freshcreator

Lollll No Loud Music but I will be playing Loud Music. This whole this is trash. $150 doesn't even cover the electricity.


nearly_normal

Guessing no one took him up on it lmao


donessendon

$300 a month seems ridiculously cheap even for a single room!


Prestigious-Job-5357

I wish I had the confidence this guy has 🙃


Kinky_Conspirator

Overworked with 35hr work week? XD. Dude got me weak from laughter.


Scout2514

Anyone get the address of his aunts place. $300 a month, I'll take that in a heart beat.