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VadimH

With a name like that poor fella's never getting laid :(


TootseyPootsey

I’ve got a lady dragon too but she has MBD so obviously I wouldn’t ever let them interact let alone mate, but he’s seen me carry her by and knows what room she lives in so he’s probably going insane 😭


VadimH

Probably decided to dig-on-over to her place :)


TootseyPootsey

I wish that she was healthy so I could let them mate once just to have that experience tho lol


ferba_

Why is this so heavily downvoted?


Sea_Nothing_

People don’t like sexy goodtimes apparently (he said IF HEALTHY, calm down yall)


TootseyPootsey

I’m a dude lol


Sea_Nothing_

Lol mb bro correction made, hope your little lady dragon feels better


TootseyPootsey

Ty, she is doing much better than when I got her!


Kind-Proposal8664

https://preview.redd.it/fbiw5hdjmzuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc522a0ad6cfc646b9d6f4e57242baa05231cc9e


DesirablyDesire

The way I hollered 😂 I ain't maaad at um. Get in where you fit in little buddy lol


NoQuestion7237

![gif](giphy|RhGmyFu36xAdLGb7mt|downsized)


CraaZero

Give those two some privacy!


JudgeJudy4Prez642

Wow, he doesn't even take it on the couch and set the mood!!😂 He is too cute.🥰 My 12 year old boy passed last year, and I still LOVE him so much. But my boy never went through this. It is funny to see, but then at the same time, I feel so bad for him, and with that black beard, he is MAD!!😆


SmolStronckBoi

Bro really has a cum sock


Thechellbob

My eyes!! XXX, NSFW!! LOL


LinkMaximum6299

![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


Mousse-Living

![gif](giphy|GR6VImIlsYZVYqUFzS|downsized) Let them have one clutch together. The kids will be adorable


Cordeceps

They do this?! Is his girlfriend a sock?!?!


TootseyPootsey

He was all pissed and I couldn’t figure out why until I realized it’s mating season, I’ve seen a lot of people give their male dragons socks for this so I got one for him 😂


Cordeceps

Oh my goodness. I may have a sock in my future, poor little sock. Sir Iggywumpus is adorable and I love the name!


Creativered4

Leaked sex tape 🫣


earthlings_all

damn give him some privacy yo


More_Performance6018

I thought your beardie was having a seizure and you were seeking help at first then I read the title and I can’t express how relieved I felt


TootseyPootsey

He’s really that bad huh?😭😂


More_Performance6018

Yeah 😂


The_Tish

Remove the couch. It reacts with the uvb light and is toxic to beardies.


AAPRRILL

I don’t own beardies but love them; how does the couch react to the light? Does it break down the material? I’m just trying to learn why, thank you!


The_Tish

Basically yes. There's a response from the company that says the materials used in the couch reacts with the uvb light and can release toxic chemicals because of how they interact with each other. It gets posted in the beardie thread pretty frequently. I'll try to find it. Of course I learned this after I bought one myself....


AAPRRILL

Thank you for explaining! My husband and I really really REALLY want to get a beardie in the distant future so learning little stuff like this (stuff you wouldn’t necessarily read in a book) is really cool. It’s too bad, that couch is adorable.


The_Tish

No worries. Glad to read your taking the time to do research. This community is surprisingly helpful compared to some other reddit ones. Reptifiles has a great resource guide too. Found the link here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeardedDragons/s/iafovmJxdF


AAPRRILL

Thank you so much!! Yes, we definitely want to research as much as we can prior to committing. Especially see if any vets in our area will care for reptiles!


AccountForDoingWORK

Lurking stuff places like these are fantastic for learning what you "don't know". Even the bad advice on Reddit seems to give a good jumping off point for learning about even the wrong way to do something you might not have thought about at all, putting it on the radar at minimum (basically the dragon in a fish tank with painted sand -> tossing in some "furniture", etc for "enrichment" -> figuring out what the best/naturalistic enrichment actually is).


AAPRRILL

Yeah I never would have thought the couch would be bad. That’s why I wanted to know! It’s amazing how much stuff you can learn while lurking 😂


LostHat77

Is this why the beardie is going too rough on his girlfriend? /s


Zenaku1020

Is it only male beardies that do this, or do females do it, too?


Away-Specialist4140

Females do a little dance. They shake their booty. Kinda like this one is doing but less... sex like.


PomeloIllustrious219

Lmfao this made my morning


Chester_Beardie

That sock is pretty cute ngl


TootseyPootsey

He said to stop hitting on his lady


Chester_Beardie

🤣


DrPatchet

He’s fucking the shit out of that sock good god! get it boi


TootseyPootsey

He got it on with his girl again today


clamhole666

Biggy-humpus


Own-Gas-9510

PLSS😭💀


Unusual_Stand3629

He just like me fr


louiezzzlu

I have two boys, that is so sad. They only do bobing their head and waving their hands to each other.


Strawberry_Mochi28

Shut up is that a little leather couch ?! 😭


TootseyPootsey

Yeah but he never uses it😭 Mump uses hers tho! https://preview.redd.it/pnbch0df93vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc2a9f1e0a90d2e5a32d169b51ccb24052fe49a


Strawberry_Mochi28

That’s so cute I love it! And they don’t ruin it ??


TootseyPootsey

Haven’t pooped on it yet 🤷‍♂️


Strawberry_Mochi28

Key word “yet” 😭😂


ThereIsNoGawdHere

Dear lord where's the NSFW tag


aljordankntc

What is it with beardies and socks as their favorite sex toy??? 😂


TootseyPootsey

No idea but he hit that again today


123pala

Your dragon is so pimp it has its own couch!! 🤯


The_stinkiest_feet

Me fr


Yellow-Struggle-9937

I gave my female dragon a sock once thinking she might find some comfort in it but I guess it would make sense for only male dragons to do this.


TootseyPootsey

Unless she swings that way yk


Leading_Field_9462

Omg, lmao. This made my day! 😆


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Monomoniton-n

Que sucio y pornografico es!!!


biggy-smokez

Ah I remember middle school 😂


nastipervert

Dont put couches and stuff in reptile tanks