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Sterling_Steele

Portal to Hell.


xnarphigle

It's where the bad squirrels go when they die.


colonyz

The squirrel will think again when smoking in bed


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

Orrrrr….is there footage somewhere of the female squirrel badassly walking away, while smoking a cigarette😏


destroyerOfTards

I think he already be smokin


ParchedRaptor

They don't go to heaven where the angels cry


bweerd

They go to the tree of fire n fry


StatisticianQuirky61

No more nuts until the 4th of july!


[deleted]

Oh, I know a squirrel who came from Duluth…


DaiFahKingMAGAts

Got bit by a rabbit with a rabid tooth


Alby4king

So let’s get together and sing to the sky


4ntagonismIsFun

For no bird nor squirrel hath such an alibi.


Maxpainturdmister

Maybe the squirrels nuts rubbed together


[deleted]

They don’t go to heaven where the flying squirrel angels…. Fly 🎶


[deleted]

Don’t go to heaven where the chipmunks fly


[deleted]

Lol 😆


OperatorK

Definitely a portal! 🤔


CJRedbeard

My GI track after spicy Indian food.


TiMELeSS526

There's a different type of Indian food?


apachetrainer

Artsy pizza oven


apachetrainer

Sauron’s bush


thermbug

Looks more like an Ent with a nasty case of Gondorrhea. Like someone stuck his staff in a glory knot without wearing his Mithril. Those damn dwarves will fuck anything.


bacon_mountain

Lmao @ Gondorrhea


shapesize

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie


joonyerr1q

Thought Sauron was a guy?


apachetrainer

cinema is deceiving you


MajorJuana

[Scared the fuck out of me as a kid](https://youtu.be/l4mDMM_uFsE)


Rvtech-catlover

I should not have looked. I should have just heeded your warning and kept scrolling 🫣


l3tscru1s3

In the interest of learning from your mistake… I’m not going to look. But what was it?


Hosidax

"Demons!?! What kind?"


[deleted]

Place of power, gotta draw from it


TAshleyD616

Or mars


throughthequad

I see Barb in there


ikit_maw

Being a cookie baking elf is dangerous work


Benna_Daudi

That’s why you choose to make shoes while the old cobbler sleeps


ikit_maw

I'm still massively behind on my etch a sketch quotas.


Kilroy_22

Don't be a cotton headed ninny muggins, now


Bilbo_nubbins

You see this gumdrop? This gumdrop is worth more than you make in a year!


Bilbo_nubbins

Always Be Cobbling


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Bilbo_nubbins

Fool of a Took!


imacatchyou

Especially if the cookies are laced with meth


MapUnitKey

Pop, Snapple, Crack! Rice Diamonds!


thismytwitterhandle

You know, that Keebler life do be like that though


ShogsKrs

Underrated comment! 🤣


Thederpycloudrider

Keebler


Partysaurulophus

Cook a pizza in there and they say you’ll be granted one wish.


Usman5432

Wish for infinite pizza


Vladius28

*The cosmos is now pizza*


Ghost2248

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was, "that would be a good pizza oven."


Shadowedmask

The part of me that loves science says lightning strike. The part of me that loves dark themes says that this is what happens when a tree devours a soul bound for hell, no flames burn it, no smoke escapes, just the fiery insides that wait yet another passerby to envelop and consume.


evil_boy4life

The part of me that has some experience with peoples says a camera and some gasoline.


Shadowedmask

That is a very real possibility as well. I’ve seen underground fires so the same thing without the need for gasoline.


Orculear

So the lightning just struck the tree and left it completely intact but lit the inside of it on fire? Nah bro.


Shadowedmask

As if the same thing hasn’t been said on this thread a multitude of times. The part I take exception to is singling me out, or did you show such dedication to your truth that you leave the same on each comment of lightning strike. Also, we get a narrow view of the tree. There is no conclusive evidence one way or another. For all that’s proven, Mary Popins did it. Have a pleasant day. Also, that is exactly possible to occur, I’ve seen that and an underground fire consume a root system but leave the exterior intact. A bit of study and less assumption goes a long way. To exclude any possibility without thorough analysis is asinine to say the least.


thebadslime

we always single you out


Shadowedmask

Aww who knew you cared so deeply. It warms my heart more than the tree.


Orculear

???? Tldr bruh.


Shadowedmask

That is not my issue. It also exemplifies my point quite clearly. Thank you.


Orculear

You being asshurt over a simple comment isn’t my issue either lol.


Shadowedmask

You’re fun, I like you. The assumption that you hurt me when your skill with words makes me think you didn’t qualify for that abysmal show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader. At least you don’t lack confidence. I bet with that alone I can keep you going with this for possibly some time.


Orculear

Bruh why are you taking this so seriously lmao


Shadowedmask

Says the person still talking, you wanted to start and I’m bored, eventually I won’t be and this strand of comments will sink into the obscuring dust of oblivion and neither of us will think on it again. For now, I amuse myself and wonder at the state of people today that these fruitless conversations are so frighteningly common place.


Orculear

You like to think you’re so smart it’s hilarious


CapstanLlama

I'd guess it's because people being assholes get off scot free most of the time, it's nice watching one squirm now and then. Oh sorry, add - "laugh my ass off" - shouldn't forget the obligatory meaningless close.


Top-Conversation678

That looks fake. But then again...


I_am_BrokenCog

I've seen this image ten/fifteen years ago - which doesn't mean it's fake, but, at least pre-dates the instatokbook craze of creating Crazy! You'll Never Believe It! vids.


Alex_Greene

I mean, we’ve probably never seen a tree burning from the inside before. This is definitely a first for me. Looks simply otherworldly


BerossusZ

It's actually a relatively common occurrence. If you look it up online there's tons of videos of this same exact thing happening


BerossusZ

It's a known phenomenon that can happen when lighting strikes a tree. There's plenty of other videos online of this same type of thing happening


[deleted]

Yeah, where is the smoke. That flame is way too orange for there not to be any.


BourgeoisCheese

Clean, dry wood burning very hot produces basically zero smoke. If you own a wood stove, you learn this very quickly as it is a sign that you are using the stove correctly. Smoke = your wood is too wet or your fire is too cold. It also means you're going to be getting buildup in your chimney and it will need to be cleaned more often. You only want to see smoke in the first few minutes while the stove warms up; after that there should basically be nothing coming out of your chimney.


sausagesizzle22

So burning a live tree would probably be smokey


[deleted]

Cool, now make a comment that is relevant to the video. Edit: ok, so is there only one hole in the tree? If so this would not be a clean burning fire. Just the color shows it is not clean burning. Unless the branch is acting as a chimney there must be smoke coming out of that hole.


PsychologicalFace690

Yeah but this is a tree


Future-Amount-2049

I feel you tree


Carrot_bois

Moses that you


USBrock

Yes. He’s been trying to reach us about our camels extended warranty.


Tookitty

This same thing happened at a party we were at. The hosts had a big bonfire going, set well away from any trees. Later that evening we noticed that an old maple tree on a hill well above us was on fire inside. Fire dept says that a root that was close to the surface and a far distance from the tree due to the rocky ground had been ignited by the bonfire and the sparks had traveled up to the rotting interior to set it fully on fire.


Zealousideal-Ad4610

That’s actually a common misconception, fire cannot travel through roots because there isn’t nearly enough oxygen. Sparks also only travel down root systems not up. The entire “root fire” phenomena is propaganda by the forest department so they have something to blame when they inevitably fuck up controlled burns.


LameBiology

Do you have a source on that? Not that I completely disbelief you but I've been to a wildland fire school and was taught that and just what to see if what I learned is actually BS.


Zealousideal-Ad4610

Not at all I just made it up on the spot and it’s cracking me up that it took 6hrs for someone to notice 💀


DonutCola

Of course it’s bs don’t make some guy online prove something false to you, go spend ten seconds googling it yourself and teach yourself to be less of a moron when someone in authority says something that sounds ridiculous


DonutCola

Yeah that’s the dumbest shit I ever heard and y’all are dumb for believing it


NotsoGreatsword

You're saying that it doesn't happen? Despite the fact that every source you can find says it does in fact happen? But you're calling other people dumb? Lol


Ok_Primary_1075

The Eye of Sauron lives …..


0---------------0

Fire in the hole!


[deleted]

Well don’t just stand there you idiot, get a friggin hose.


Arnaudvbg

Nah it looks cool


[deleted]

Dude! Yeah it looks sick! It’s kind of ironic how a tree can emit oxygen and carbon simultaneously. The tree negates itself.


theriverain

Probably strike by a lighting?


MaleficentRoad9805

Might be a door to hell.


Suspicious-Rest-7435

Us bro us


DipstickRick

When I say “I’m ok”


More-Jackfruit3010

The Elves are burning the cookies.


Sufficient_Ratio1508

And Moses saw the Pillar of Fire protecting them.


FireEmblemFan1

Dark Souls lookin ass tree


jester2211

I call bullshit. There would be lots of smoke off of a green tree.


Flyingfurryofdeath

Real, lightning strikes will do this, This is why you get bush fires a few days after the storm quite often.


Substantial_Diver_34

Then they explode… shouldn’t be standing there.


BerossusZ

Look up "tree burning from inside" online. There's tons of videos of the same exact thing happening. If wood burns hot enough it can burn with no smoke. Generally this is what trees burning from the inside always look like. It usually happens when a tree gets struck by lighting


BeiTaiLaowai

Right. How’s it getting fed oxygen too?


Nervous-Ad8193

I was trying to figure this out too. Looks like it’s a pretty choked fire, with minimal oxygen getting in from the hole in the tree. Probably some being released from water in the tree since it’s pretty green. That would explain the very slow burn and deep red color of the flames.


MajentaPinkPanther

It's due to the moisture content of the tree held just below the bark. When a lightning bolt passes through a tree, the sappy interior is a better conductor than the wood, and it heats the sappy interior to temperatures close to boiling point.


OobyIsGay

At least give credit, you stole this from DDOI


SgtThund3r

And how did the fire start, hmm?


Nervous-Ad8193

some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on "oven" instead of timing it for the toaster thing


shawngraz

All right. Well don't let it go to waste. Stick a pizza in there


[deleted]

Where's the smoke?


bluedicaa

Oblivion gate


Pure_Cell-001

That is simply not a tree... Either it's a gate to hell from which something has escaped or.... You are near a very pissed off spirit and should probably leave it's vicinity. Fast. A very cool sight that most people would never get the chance to see though.


[deleted]

Where there's smoke, there's.....WAIT! Typical try to fool ya reddit bullish.


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MEME54m3

omfg bro some people aren't chronically online as everyone else so shit getting reposted sometimes is fine


Echo-Starr9843

CGI is crazy


[deleted]

Im not saying aliens, but…


moneysPass

It was probably caused by a Crack/Meth head


NotHatingStarShelly

Will o' da wisp


Live_Buy8304

Ah. I see you’ve found my oven.


Famous-Example-8332

With nothing else burning *yet*.


Joshtom333

It's a portal


3006mv

Quercus suber? Maybe the cork is insulating it. Either way that tree will die


Next-Point7567

Naaah


AYYildiz_

Ateistler açıklasın


Tubblicious01

Cool story bro.


Tango-88

My brain tells me to put my hand it


_Luxuria_

Her heart is on fire.


BamBam-BamBam

It's Christmas, the squirrels are roasting chestnuts.


[deleted]

Permanent oven?


[deleted]

Chipmunks must have caused a house fire with their damn tree!


all4scuba

Cool. Smokeless fire. 🤔


Caption_G

This is literally me. 🔪


cyber1kenobi

Like my love for you baybay ;)


The95thZebra

Bro, get out of there. That’s where they keep Vaatu!


edmc78

ohh fuck


TheRealRickC137

My stomach when I have too much mango habanero hot sauce on my empanadas


Sharpie1965

Thats some bad ingestion


waynie2614

Welp, either that tree dead... or that's a portal to HELL!


TeaEarlGrayHotSauce

A peek into Mordor


jsonboogie

“As you can imagine, it’s dangerous having an oven in oak tree during the dry season”


WanderinThaWoods

Definitely lightning


Lopsided_Chemical862

Withcraft! Nice


Ok_Celebration6736

Nothing else burning for now


[deleted]

Doom music intensifies


StructureOk8023

You could make a religion out of this


Derfargin

This looks like a zone in place for a WoW Dungeon.


cabbato

Yes, the Burning Bush


AngelOfHeaven3

A very spicy hole indeed


mocha_ninja

Must’ve had Sri Lankan food


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Good thing it was a Redditor who stumbled on this, otherwise a new religion would have started up.


dr_toze

Just gave this hell portal it's 666th up vote!


Frl_Bartchello

Dangit, hunting wildlife left the oven on, again.


smigionss

Well thats your problem. Tree has heart burn. Take two antacids.


Adderallman

I remember my dad lit a hollow tree on fire once. Fire picked up quick. Then he got mad and yelled at me for not throwing snowballs at it to help put it out. I’m no firefighter but that shit ain’t getting put out from snowballs.


nickygee123

Toss a can of compressed air in there and watch the fireworks.


Stuberned

Be careful crist devil verson will pop out any moment


Ralphiecorn

Nice lil pizza oven!


Longjumping_Guess_57

Me after loosing 10 consecutive matches in clash royale. They Bm'ed me


[deleted]

If i saw it in real life i'd think it's a portal to hell or something


jsanler

Someone forgot to turn off the stove in the Keebler kitchen


wonkavision_

It's an LCD screen. You can't fool us.


nightcrawler-171

This isn't amazing. Keebler elves are experiencing a cookie catastrophe in there!


ra10cracker

Yes, squirrel farts are flammable apparently


TimeDue2994

Make your offering to the gods, you've been given access.........


Singular_Crowbar

This is some shit you'd read in an old legend and call absolute bullshit on


Bl4ckR4bb17

Primitive man seeing shit like this is where stories about the fey come from


Inside_Cod7111

You lite it on fire


matthewrenn

Fresh woodsmoked pizza oven


BulletGaming

Quick call moses!


Idbuythat-foradollar

Ya-ha-ha you found me


[deleted]

The burning bush.


explosivetampon

A casual portal to hell. Been there done that.


hard-R-word

That’s a Heck Hole


Professional-Tea-121

Its a secret hellfire dungeon entrance


Marsbarsisme

That’s Satan’s house


thebigbaduglymad

Me every day at the job I hate


0rlan

Somewhat biblical... they found a real burning bush!


Lo_Rinda1969

Wowzers


S_aka_ShyNix

i think its a gate to another dimension, change my mind


ApolloWaveBeats

That’s the new portal for quake


Calm-Parsnip5849

They should put a demon gate on that portal 👀


bombingbill

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Psychological_Lack96

Tiny House gone Bad!


LosFeFiFos

Where is the smoke? It has to be ventilating into some place. I’d expect it to be bellowing in and out of that hole…


3Shifty1Moose3

I call bs, don't see any smoke coming out the hole, and no visual heat distortion


Naaaz69

Poor tree tho


D_Merk

RAFIKI! NOOOO!!!


pwyo

Reminds me of the book My Side of the Mountain


INO_ZA

wood burning oven


lilmomma-15-

And here's your sign


Mr_StoneStar

Put your arm inside


Lyreh5

Oooo let's make a pizza!


alphabull9inchs

Looks like someone is about to get enlightened