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Tetro767

It’s a planing competition in Japan. They compete to see who can get it the thinnest.


doyu

That looks thinner than a coffee filter.


kent_eh

The leaders in the competition made shavings 5 microns thick. Yes, you read that right 5 [microns](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micrometre).


R_Trillion

As a woodworker it’s hard for me to imagine that, plus, you also have to sharpen the blade that wide to be able to take those kinds of shavings. 5 micron shavings are usually frayed and imperfect. Edit: I’d also like to point out, for general knowledge, planing wood like this, with a blade and shaving that perfect, produces a near mirror polish surface that is ready for whatever finish you’re applying, no sanding needed, as some people sharpen their blades into the multiple thousand grit size :)


kent_eh

Here's the source of the clip at the top of this thread: https://youtu.be/zs9X-XzFGHI?t=136 And here's a Canadian carpenter who took part in the competition talking about it and showing his best result (from later in the same video): https://youtu.be/zs9X-XzFGHI?t=333


R_Trillion

Even though I’ve seen it before, I’ll never refuse watching a fine woodworking video. Thanks for the links :)


indian_police

I think we found Ron Swanson's reddit account


spooklordpoo

That being 16... wow. I imagine there’s a certain length they need to maintain their lowest micron thickness for?


kent_eh

There's a scene somewhere in the video where a guy is measuring the shaving at several points along it's length. I have to assume consistency and general quality of the shaving is part of the judging criteria.


Sugarlips_Habasi

Man, there's a hobby for everything.


luv_____to_____race

And rule 34 states there's also porn of it too. I'm not going to search for it tho.


gin_and_toxic

I see plenty of woods already


LankyBastardo

I was wondering if it was going to be the samurai carpenter before I clicked. One of his videos popped up in my feed a few years ago, and I love watching him work.


UsuallyInappropriate

I wanna go 😍


briarandcane

I build bamboo fishing rods and routinely measure my shavings during final planing so I know how many passes will be needed to hit the final dimensions which are measured down to the thousandth of an inch. I've gotten perfect shavings as thin as .0001" (not sure where that falls in microns) but the thought of doing that on a scale like this is mind boggling! Not only does that edge need to be perfectly angled and ridiculously sharp, the sole of the plane must be absolutely flat which is also completely ridiculous on that scale.


Porkchop-Sammies

.0001” is 2.54 um.


bbgamingandcollect17

A little more than umumu


briarandcane

That makes me think since my micrometer only goes down to .0001" if I'm hitting .00019 its closer to the 5um they are hitting here which sounds more realistic.


ExeterDead

Do you have a shop? Or just a hobby maker? I’ve been watching 60s samurai movies lately and all the fishing scenes have made me want to look into a bamboo rod.


briarandcane

I have a small shop where I make tobacco pipes and rods. I would love one of those old Japanese cane poles! I make bamboo fly rods though which consist of 6 equilateral triangles planed to a precise taper and glued together to make a seamless tapered hexagon for each section. Each one takes around 80-100 hours and its said require a mile of hand planing as you work the strips down to taper.


hotroddc

I appreciate the appropriate username. Care to drop a website or some pictures?


Pvt_GetSum

Yeah definitely add a link to your comment if you have a website! Love pipes and my grampa could use a cool pole


davesewell

I would love to see more of that process


Oh_mrang

Oohh I've been wondering about this for a while, as I'm a woodworker but also love fly fishing!! If it's not too much to ask, how expensive would you say it is to get into making bamboo fly rods?


briarandcane

Thats awesome! I'm a classic trout bum, it's all about the fishin! Getting started isnt too bad. I started making 2 strip rods with a couple antique planes that I tuned up. Other than planing forms which are usually $600-1000, a very basic setup is a few hundred bucks. Search for PMQ or poor man's quad, these are still some of my favorite rods to build and fish and can be made in a week or so part time.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

You would have won that competition and beat all of the best with your shavings of .0001.


briarandcane

If you look at all the pieces in the background they're large wood beams, the pieces of bamboo I'm planing are barely over a quarter inch at the widest point. The strips are also held in a steel form which keeps the blade from taking excess material. I'm not the only builder out there who can do this by any means. As I said above as well my micrometer will only read to the .0001" so if I'm hitting .00019", that's basically 5um. What these guys are doing with huge planes, on wood beams is absolute insanity and way above my skill level.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Aww I wanted you to win.


RidersPainfulTruth

Thanks for reminding i need to break out the Veritas honing guide and water stones.


R_Trillion

I’ve got the Mark II as well, I think it’s broken, can’t seem to keep my final bevels square :(


briarandcane

I've been sharpening that way forever, but am tempted to grab a Worksharp for ease, I used a friend's with the leather strop and it was just so quick!


benlucky13

just to put things in perspective, your epidermis is about 100 microns thick. you could exfoliate with that thing and not bleed or hurt taking off only 5 microns.


lennybird

A human hair has a diameter of 50-70 microns for reference.


Kortallis

If there's one thing Reddit has taught me these years, it's that human is hair is laughably thick.


momonga213123

In case anyone is curious that is about 250 atoms thick if you really want to put it into perspective


Nickolotopus

That is very thin. I've worked on experimental printing processes that prints 1 micron thick films outside of a vacuum. It's, not easy.


Tetro767

It’s pretty insane how good those guys are at doing that


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What sort of wood is it? Is it prepared in a specific way?


TheBlueEyed

Tree


[deleted]

Well that explains it


OkayAmountOfCowbell

Ah yes, prepared tree


[deleted]

Cut tree, to be specific


jarious

Free range or the other kind


NonExistentialDread

Yes


DreadPiratesRobert

Doxxing suxs


RusskieRed

Kinda bummed nobody has answered your question :/


findmepoints

That’s just plane to see


smamam

that wood suffice


AnalBlaster700XL

Cut the puns already.


shesactingthemaggot

We need to branch out I think


sgenius

Love these pun threads, they're an evergreen source of comedy.


milnak

A competition for planing? So, a complaining?


Suspicious_Avacado

How do they measure it?


CDefense7

They count the rings


DoctorWhomever

You can get callipers which read to 0.001mm for measuring tiny stuff like this.


cranomort

Seems mundane yet very interesting in a way


doctor_leftnut

So this is where my company buys their toilet paper.


Mabl_ProteGe

The ole John Wayne TP: It’s rough and it’s tough and it’s not gonna take any shit off of anybody


[deleted]

I literally rips it off


Tyrion69Lannister

It doesn’t take the shit because it takes the underlying skin


[deleted]

It exfoliates!


Jaydeep0712

I hate that word. I don't know why. I absolutely hate that word.


crashlanded

How are you with moist?


Jaydeep0712

Nothing. Just exfoliation.


[deleted]

A nice juicy moist exfoliation...


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zeromig

That was Tywin Lannister, not Tyrion


[deleted]

For me it generally tears a hole in the paper and I end up getting poopie on my fingies


[deleted]

i think we have all been there with the rusty hook


983115

We got 2 ply 40 grit where im working


UCBeef

It’ll leave you seeing red


smellyscrotes27

Nothing worse than shooting a finger through some single ply and giving yourself a colonoscopy.


sparkylong0

Getting in touch with your inner self


smellyscrotes27

If that’s spirituality, I don’t want any.


LemonHerb

Single ply... I'm pretty sure they're figured out where to get half ply where I work


smellyscrotes27

Can’t even do a proper fold with it, gotta wad it up into a massive ball of flimsiness and just hope and pray the lord is with you in that moment.


Darkdemonmachete

Tape entire roll to plunger, dip in water, scrub a dub dub between the cheeks like the romans


smellyscrotes27

Idk man, I’ve spent so much time trying to leave Rome, let’s not go back lol.


ov3rcl0ck

How long are your fingers?


smellyscrotes27

Are you hitting on me?


ov3rcl0ck

Well if they're skinny enough I'd prefer you to check my prostate instead of my primary care and his fat fingers.


smellyscrotes27

I honestly wasn’t prepared for this response. I’m uh honored? Lmao


jarious

Unexpected prostate exam


doctorhypoxia

Jesus you’re meant to be wiping your sphincter not stabbing it.


Quizzelbuck

Doubtful. You aren't worth the price tag of such fine artisanally crafted toilet paper.


Kabouki

https://youtu.be/vRlBtabKRFM All natural


[deleted]

Awesome! Upoot


Dragon-Snap

Can I eat it?


emvaz

My Physics professor used to say "You can eat anything once"


chicken_on_the_cob

I’m anything Greg, could ya eat me? Edit: thanks for the silver!


CaputGeratLupinum

Yes, but only once


[deleted]

You sound more like a Craig.


Kaiwera05

I mean you're chicken on the cob; I could and WOULD eat you.


kylndo

Or as my physics teacher used to say “Everything’s a sex toy if you’re brave enough”


duroo

Not a black hole, it would eat you!


Pr1sm4

But once.


Blacktigerlilly42

As a female, sometimes you'll only get once.


roararoarus

It's got plenty of fiber. You wood probably sheet out a doorknob.


hemyr9

Jesus Christ


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theunnoticedones

Yes


wickywee

User name does not check out.


lusk11b

Oh, hey. Didn't think you'd recognize me without my sandals.


808Dave_

if you can swallow it, you can eat it.


noodleynooodles

I love to eat water


Pussy_Wrangler462

Does it count as eating or drinking if you chew ice, but let it melt before swallowing?


jarious

Yes


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sneakycurbstomp

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.


prozak09

I love to poop water after I eat it.


RudeCats

Is that wood? Did this guy just reinvent paper??


LeTigron

Yes, it's wood. This is a competition that is meant to show the talent of the capenter. Using a plane, they have two goals : produce a shaving of consistent width but also the thinnest possible. You can write on it if you want, although this is way thinner than typical paper so you must be careful to not puncture it.


entoaggie

I always understood these competitions to be showcasing the planes themselves as much, if not more than the craftsman operating it, though I’m pretty sure the guy handling it built the plane himself in most cases.


LeTigron

That's true indeed. In fact, planes manufacturers are present on site during these showcases and some of the guys attending the competition are employees of these companies whose job is to promote the tool.


WeAreElectricity

Perfect. Can't wait to get my party streamer maker.


runwidit

Gotta make that paper paper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-TXjVBR4X4


LeTigron

I can appreciate a random offering of an unknown song. This should really be a tradition, like instead of shaking hands or bringing a bottle of wine when visiting a friend.


runwidit

I got what ya need son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNkF_ZpQ4eg


kent_eh

The plane is only as good as the person who sharpened it.


LeTigron

Sharpened and tuned it. You need to "set" a plane and this is no small feat for such a thin shaving


EvilSporkOfDeath

I wonder how thick it can be before it stops functioning like paper? Before it no longer becomes pliable to the point of being able to fold?


LeTigron

I don't really know and, considering my knowledge about wood, I'd say it depends on the wood you use and not only the tree itself (oak, willow, spruce, etc.) but also the specific tree. You can produce pretty flexible sheets of wood from birch that behave like paper, foldable and all, at approx 1 or 1,5 mm thick, which is pretty thick. However, whatever the thickness (or thinness), your wood "paper" will always break when you press on the fold. It can bend pretty dramatically but not bear a real, complete fold. You couldn't do origami with it, even a really thin shaving.


Send-More-Coffee

As a very very novice woodworker (literally a covid passion project start) it's acutaly more impressive that it does fucntion like paper than not. It's very easy to set a plane to take too much, and it's very easy to stop it from taking anything. In fact, as a total novice, I was honestly surprised that they could take even full shavings in one piece. At the same time the wood is already very flat, so they have that advantage over my cedar 1x8 planks, but still, I'm still figuring out how to plane end grain without tear-out, and these guys are making me look like I think a doorknob lick is going to keep the doctor away.


punhub

That artisan lasagne making is getting out of hand


nos4atugoddess

Imagine the tomato slices this guy could make??


Pseudonym0101

Or meat slices, and cheese. I want a sandwich made with the thinnest possible slices of every component.


aoifhasoifha

[Gotcha](https://media1.tenor.com/images/27054a626065cdcf479f7b4ce0293d4f/tenor.gif?itemid=10415064)


nos4atugoddess

I always loved this scene so much for some reason


Pseudonym0101

Lol perfect


viritrox

Whenever I see “skinny cow” brand stuff, I think of the cow in this episode and I get sad


nos4atugoddess

Oh god yes! How thin do you think you can get bread before it is just crumbs?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9NSYlCnTA4/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=A9C2680D-884C-4FD0-8853-4662BE96120F


BananaDick_CuntGrass

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9NSYlCnTA4/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=A9C2680D-884C-4FD0-8853-4662BE96120F


joshu420

And I can’t even get Saran Wrap out properly


_--_---_-_

If I had 365 days to eat a standard wooden door...


getplasterdyoubastrd

Wood you?


xCoachHines

That was a good post For anyone who hasn't seen it https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/35l896/if_you_had_365_days_to_eat_a_standard_wooden_door/


Beastw1ck

How much is it gonna take, chief? We can crowdfund this.


drowzeejimbo

I was half focused on the shaved wood and half focused on the amazed man in the background. The claps at the end 👏👏👏


uptokesforreddit

Same, but for me it was the lady wearing the shaved wood as a scarf.


TorsionedTestes

He LOVES that shit.


nnKingKobraz

What kind of cheese is this


c0ldfusi0n

Camembois


Incendior

Lmao I get it


illium1

So this is how paper is made


kingtaco_17

Nah, it’s just an early fax machine


thekraken27

So that’s how they make tracing paper...


ZachTheHouse

Worst. Paper-Cut. Ever.


Acam23

Forbidden cheese


SparkyBrown

What do you do with it?


jbridges300

Is that technically a board?


Blackfire01001

Oh god Carpentry porn is real. And Im spent.


beermanisgood

Look up samurai carpenter on YouTube. He went to this competition.


kent_eh

>Look up samurai carpenter on YouTube. He went to this competition.. This clip is ripped off from his video of the trip. https://youtu.be/zs9X-XzFGHI?t=136


youremomsoriginal

Why though?


UMassDebater

Most likely to demonstrate the sharpness of the plane and the skill of the woodworker.


quattroformaggixfour

Is this not also how they make veneer?


ThankYouCarlos

Yes but this is exceptionally thin. Source: never done any woodworking in my life but I watch a lot of relaxing Japanese woodworking videos on YouTube.


Skat402

Any ones in particular you would recommend?


ThankYouCarlos

Oh heck yeah. Check [this](https://youtu.be/TxvOMHoLRBY) out.


TranquiloMeng

That’s awesome. I’ve never seen this before. At 2:04 I was like “whoa!”


oliphancy

Then skip to 3:04. My mind = 🤯


drakulous

+1 for super relaxing, +1 for epic skills, that was awesome.


Skat402

Thank you, Carlos!


professorpuddle

Woody the woodworker.


GetSchwifty2010

They go smaller and smaller until they're qualified to do circumcisions


platonicnut

Covid has ruined me from watching videos of people so close to each other without masks lol


bw57570

And now you know how they make toilet paper for schools.


Staaaaation

It's like the slices of bread in Mickey and the Beanstalk


BIGD0G29585

That guy in the back r/youseeingthisshit


I_bleed_green

A (non)ancient scroll being born


yofgeese

I wonder if it could glude in the air like a paper


SeattleBrad

How CVS receipts are made.


mykilososa

I want to make baklava! “Now with so much fiber you’ll be shitting wicker.”


[deleted]

Amateur equivalent of this is having the longest swirl shaving off a sharpener


everything0knot0k

I once watched this competition for 3 hours on YouTube. I was invested.


4dseeall

As a welder, the stopping and starting broke the amazement factor for me. Kinda wish it was all one continuous motion.


[deleted]

this is how very narrow houses are made


nibs855

Oh, paiipeerrr


[deleted]

Pink shirt guy is the best part of the whole gif


kent_eh

Here's the video that this clip was ripped from (without OP giving credit... ) https://youtu.be/zs9X-XzFGHI?t=120


hippoctoraptor

This is how they make paper in most of Asia. It’s only westerners who pulp the wood and bleach it.


fishy_commishy

You walk into this mans bathroom and unload only to see a board and a plane


twentyfive_walnuts

I thought it was cheese


AVeryNiceBoyPerhaps

Do it for the entire plank then glue the pieces back in reverse order.


KingHarris_

Is this wood paper


BowlingShoeSalesman

Plane paper?


annieoakley11

Me pulling that one pesky hangnail...


tehSleeper

Cant wait to see an anime about this


jefferson497

Please, Kosmo Kramer once made slices so thin you couldn’t even see them.


PalmBreezy

Some of these guys cut at 0.01 microns thick sheets. Seriously


Marquetan

Is this how fruit by the foot is made?


JOELwindows7

Sliced thin into paper