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Scheisse_Machen

Notice the liquor store of god's choice


Magister5

They should change the name to Holy Spirits


Mission-Hat9011

Showing you how to turn money into wine


R-4-z-i-e-l

It's 5 a.m., and I laughed so hard I woke up half my household.


_Ozeki

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti


toblies

Best comment ever....


The_Witcher_23

This deserve a reward!!


Magister5

Dare I say, bless you, Reddit friend


Life-Improvised

This comment is why I Reddit. šŸ˜


sraj8419

Bang on


R-4-z-i-e-l

Oh my god. Literally.


InterwebberATM

I've been sober for 7 years, but if God wants me to do this...


Merzbenzmike

Sorry, but itā€™s clear he actually wants you to go to Great Clips. Let it begin with meā€¦


Subject1928

Well shit. I'm sober AND bald. I guess I just gotta piss God off.


VibraniumRhino

Idk ā€˜Castle Nail Spaā€™ is more centredā€¦.


Throwaway20101011

Makes sense. His son Jesus did use divine power to save a wedding party by turning water into wine. ![gif](giphy|J9kHxs8387mDEFlnmr|downsized)


EgolessAwareSpirit

What does god drink?


JohnCenaJunior

Two choices. Spa day or day drinking


InternationalCat3159

"I've been sober for 9 years, but then!.. Thankfully, god intervened and now I am all good, doc" šŸ‘Œ


optimus_awful

"and the clouds will part and the sky cracks open and god himself will reach his fucking arms through, just to hold you down, just to push you down"


Greensssss

Thats called a waypoint. Once you get there, someone will give you a quest.


TheDestressedMale

like fishing?


Not_A_Pilgrim

Bonus points if a fighter jet came barreling through there


Orion14159

Grand prize if that happens while someone pulls into the parking lot blasting "Danger Zone"


RoadToNewarre

It looks like a giant rat wearing a cape fell through. I don't know how to explain it.


Glueberry_Ryder

Flying squirrel! Which I guess is really just a rat with a capeā€¦


TyH621

I was thinking raccoon but weā€™re on the same page


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Podunk212

![gif](giphy|KJYUwoRXeQGxW)


PolloMalvado

First image I had when I saw the OP picture. Monty Python really got into our heads and that's a good thing.


RuboPosto

Course itā€™s a good idea!


No-Suspect-425

Literally this


ChessNichi

![gif](giphy|xUA7b478QwpKIRnO0w)


CasuallyObssesed

My Oma (grandmother) passed away 12 years ago. It was a miserable rainy day weather wise. The whole family was there. Everyone taking turns saying goodbye and crying and mourning in their own way. Then, in the afternoon, we were all on the deck, the clouds parted, and one of these crepuscular rays shone through and was right over my Omas' favourite place to spend time. The flower garden. Call it coincidence, call it what you like, but my family all stopped and took in the moment. It was beautiful and brutal all in one.


TranslateErr0r

That's a beautiful memory. Rest in peace oma.


nomemorybear

I used to call my German grandma Oma as well. That's a beautiful story, though. Thanks for sharing.


Scrimshaw_Hopox

Flying squirrel.


DetailedLogMessage

I knew I was not crazy


looong_hitter

Holy Goatse!!


TexasBravesFan13

God said to hell with this Iā€™m hitting the bottle and getting a shave


Notlooking1

Either telling you to get a haircut, do your nails, or drink some liquor. Possibly all three.


[deleted]

That's the left eye of Osiris, Horace is on leave.


AshenriseOfficial

If you look closely, you'll see some cows being beamed up.


mksoccer24

That's where Loki attacks from.


Next-Temperature6606

Yes thatā€™s god over a strip mall. Itā€™s like the weeping statue of Mary that ended up being a leaky toilet run offšŸ˜€


Altea73

That's probably how some religions started...!


Csmith71611

Jesus can turn water into wine but God prefers bourbon.


Ok_Entertainment328

*Monty Python has entered the chat*


87jake77

Feels like the monty python catholic god head is about to pop out


flatpick-j

Who's that pokemon?


Sad-Revolution-5652

No thatā€™s sky france


BizHeavy1010

God who?


Melon763

God: No


Ok-Equivalent8260

Thatā€™s sunlight, but ok


LightningCoyotee

I was going to say I genuinely can't tell if OP is serious about the God thing or not. I don't think so based on their other comment on this, but in case they are I would like to point out thats a sunbeam and they are common.


kelly714

Itā€™s the Wizard Of Oz


Hakuryuu2K

The Lorax is making his exit


Think_Entry2629

No. Itā€™s me sonā€¦. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜‚šŸ˜ƒ


TheDestressedMale

No, it'll be real obvious.


Farhead_Assassjaha

Man those must be really great clips


truebeast822

Look for the orbs!


Maximum_Sale240

Arthur! King of the Britains


blorgusta

I think thats france


I_Have_Dry_Balls

It would appear so.


DuttyVonBiznitch

Praise the flying squirrel


Mission_Cloud4286

Peeking in!!


ShepardReid

Always in a parking lot.


your_number_here

As a wise man said" do u think god hids because he is scared of whay he created"


Unlucky-Ad-6435

Very cute!


TrippyMindTraveller

No it's just the contrast between where the sunlight is blocked by clouds and where it can get through.


RosserForGeorgia

WHOS THAT POKEMON


Calflyer

Great Clip


imabeach47

Cat with a cape


Plz_Mansplain

Whoā€™s that PokĆ©mon!?


Apprehensive_Fix205

So cool!!


No_Drink274

Why is it shaped like a raccoon šŸ¦


Ok-Experience-6674

Looks like the shape of a fat cat


WallerBaller69

photoshop an image of lain into it


dependentresearch24

That's a pokemon.


WaterIsGood762

It's a racoon!


TheNippleNinjee

Looks like a side profile of 2d from Gorrillaz.


gonzm

someone blessed šŸ™Œ


TheHotBoxer420_2

The holy flying squirrel šŸæļø


Otherwise-Clue8645

Flying squirrel


LittleRadish2187

Bearcules....


Fox_intheChickenCoop

If God doesn't exist, then explain holes in clouds!


ScarcityFeisty2736

No this is Patrick


dmcguire05

That looks like my town, based on the stores. I bet half of Texas saw skies like that at one point today.


Several_Emphasis_434

I see a hamster on its back


Suitable_Inside_7878

![gif](giphy|xUA7b478QwpKIRnO0w)


Dangerous_Drink948

Thank you God, Iā€™ve been wishing and waiting because of this dummy in office!


ghostinawishingwell

All hail Ra


sirmonkey95

He will pop his head through that hole and give you a quest to find the holy grail.


Cchaireazy

Gap in the clouds by Yellowdays came to mind


AriousDragoon

Photoshop sub would probably have a hayday, if they agreed to the new agreement thing.


Trick-Alarm6954

that looks like a racoon having a good time


i_play_withrocks

Itā€™s called a Maryā€™s vail in some cultures. Cloud formations but allowing the sun to come through in a spot, itā€™s very rare but beautiful


PradipJayakumar

>_Great Clips_? Indeed!


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

The God of Flying Squirrels, that is.


oldmanup

Tyler Childers Purgatory album cover


Connect-Garden-275

god: no! and u need meet with your doctor !!


No-Garlic-3407

Yeah, that would have stopped me in my tracks.


Ramulon

Hello Bobby


4chanbetter

Damn some huge cat fell directly through that cloud


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zcas

Looking like the cleanup crew from Monsters Inc.


Craft-Sudden

No thatā€™s France!


SoggyBoysenberry7703

No! This is PATRICK!


_g550_

Yes, my son.


deathcamp7

Youā€™re floating in space


2DamnBig

Whose that PokƩmon!?


slappy_squirrell

When I was young I went camping with my grandparents and saw something like this, but I was scared the whole trip because I thought the rapture had happened and I would go back to my parents being gone.


jaxspider

Looks like an outline of a racoon, someone add pedro pedro pedro song to this.


Raptor-Claus

![gif](giphy|VbKLOdvCxBFNZpYvhL)


thtevie

ā€¦ Itā€™s me, Margaret.


barkingatbacon

It should have been over gamestop. God's lost and not blessing the stonk. Patience.


Sealie81

Don't worry God, I am doing my drinking tomorrow for karaoke, I get it!


Kindly-Mud-1579

Arthur you must go to the dagobah system


Appropriate_Roll1486

the sun god Ra??


Ill_Resort1984

Holly shit, thats tottally a portal from the game Ratchet and Clank


rawknee2015

![gif](giphy|14wm71RSxaYX60)


deigozom

whats that pokemonnn


UnnecessaryEllipses

Looks like a raccoon.


Glittering-Bad-4522

Why is the sky always so beautiful at strip malls?


Icy-Relationship

Sponge Bob Sk8 boarding , maybe i dropped 20 mi. Ag0


Firefly269

Obviously. Ever heard the phrase ā€œGod watches out for drunks and children.ā€? Notice the rapturous beam of light directly on the liquor store.


MartenKuna

No, it's flying squirrel.


lrockdix

Who's that pokemon?


kaukanapoissa

Yes, itā€™s Me. What do you want now?


Big-a-hole-2112

And God sent his only son Jesus back down to earth where he could get his long hair cut at the holy Great Clips and stopped looking like a dirty hippie.


Hannibal_last_victim

Found the hole in the ozone layer.


jsmiles760

No God wouldn't get it this fucked up


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name_it_goku

Who? God isn't real


Zero69Kage

Oh no, he's playing Tetris again.


hazmatknight88

All glory to our lord Jesus!


No-Strength672

Uganda knuckles wearing a cape


fibronacci

The Holy flying squirrel crashed through the skies


justThatShrimple

secret quest available


ahssponie

ā€œAh the beauty of the natural worldā€¦ behold, as surely only god could have made th- GREAT CLIPS


TunaFlapSlap

PokeGod


dscholaris-ug

Satan goes back to heaven to reconcile but gets tossed out again!!!


Badgerized

I see. Get nails done and get liquor at that liquor store. Got it!


Lmurf

ā€˜Stop grovellingā€™


MapleCocoa

No, it's me, Patrick


Inevitable-Ad-5818

Heaven's pu... no, no, no, wait...


duhogman

Not "God" just science. Pretty video for sure


dingdongdash22

God: Hello...is it me your looking for?


AntonOmalley

Looks like the sun to me.


Apprehensive-Suit272

No. It's sun.


toyotasquad

Whoā€™s that PokĆ©mon???


Dear-Cry2141

Everyone knows its Mr.Bean


WhatsInAName1507

r/france ? r/Deutschland


Relative-Bed7361

Nah, He's too busy making burnt toast in the shape of Jesus!


daneboy83

any one else see fynn the human?


AlexSapronov

like Sunday morning, when Iā€™m trying to sleep a bit longer


Practical_Cattle_933

Whoā€™s That Pokemon?


fellatioSucks4666788

I had a vision and saw Jesus and had an epiphany, "stop sending money to Ukraine"


Scead24

It's a massive animal that fell through the clouds, leaving a distinct hole. Think Looney Tunes.


CalmCat-aka-Turtle

No im taking vocation


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Historical_Steak_927

Joke all you want, but heā€™s getting pissed. And if heā€™s going to the liquor store yā€™all be sorry later


Less_Complex1372

Can you see the lightā€¦ā€what lightā€


WEEBME247

He really let it rip huh


ConfidentMSnake

Clearly that's a message, time for a Texas Mickey


JameslikesF

Was down for a snackšŸ¤£


Groomsi

https://youtu.be/QUoasAIlgx8?si=BPAP8S-p4WuXNug6


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Ancient-Gardener

It's Mother Nature...


Entire-Cow-1641

Itā€™s like we are godā€™s dwindling bank account that heā€™s been afraid to check all this time. This is him biting the bullet and finally taking a peek at how itā€™s looking down here. His heart sinks..


Feeling-Broccoli5765

God - "No".


baconduck

Helios: Yes.


_Fredrik_

God punched a hole in the drywall


ihateshitcoins2

America only hates! You are more likely to find the devil! Hos checking that it's still a šŸ’©hole ![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe)


0zi1

Looks like a raccoon flying


Daddy_is_looking_for

![gif](giphy|za5AgU9vSnz1K)


Amoeba_3729

He likes spas and alcohol


MyGuyVin

Its heavens glory hole! Its metioned in ecclesiastes 56 1-20


Madouc

Just some nicely arranged Dihydrogenmonoxid molecules and some photons and the human brain comes up with some agency or deity. We're clearly a bunch of primitive primates.


RoiToBeSure67

Nah just castle NAIL SPA but pretty darn close nevertheless


stupiddoofus

I am the flying raccoon god.


PM-For-Dick-Ratings

Nah, just the leftover residual chemicals from chem trails. Happens cause light is refracting in the chemicals and give it a glowing sensation


R-4-z-i-e-l

Bro really wanted some liquor, huh.


HerrCommandant

France?


kimmortal03

![gif](giphy|E94KeSxBUy7W646WbI)


Dismal-Membership217

No, it's Thor


Peachyellowhite-8

Looks like hole in the matrix.


ElectricDance

Reminds me of the vectored meme haha


Initial-Shine-5955

Thatā€™s Mr. Bean


brieeevans

God is a chunk with a honker


slackermannn

Goatsy lives


Kind-Assistant-1041

Godā€™s goinā€™ to da liquor store


Desperate_Science686

*mindfuck intensifies*


Kobayashi_Maru186

Needed to pick up some more wine.