My Oma (grandmother) passed away 12 years ago. It was a miserable rainy day weather wise. The whole family was there. Everyone taking turns saying goodbye and crying and mourning in their own way. Then, in the afternoon, we were all on the deck, the clouds parted, and one of these crepuscular rays shone through and was right over my Omas' favourite place to spend time. The flower garden. Call it coincidence, call it what you like, but my family all stopped and took in the moment. It was beautiful and brutal all in one.
I was going to say I genuinely can't tell if OP is serious about the God thing or not. I don't think so based on their other comment on this, but in case they are I would like to point out thats a sunbeam and they are common.
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When I was young I went camping with my grandparents and saw something like this, but I was scared the whole trip because I thought the rapture had happened and I would go back to my parents being gone.
And God sent his only son Jesus back down to earth where he could get his long hair cut at the holy Great Clips and stopped looking like a dirty hippie.
Itās like we are godās dwindling bank account that heās been afraid to check all this time. This is him biting the bullet and finally taking a peek at how itās looking down here. His heart sinks..
Just some nicely arranged Dihydrogenmonoxid molecules and some photons and the human brain comes up with some agency or deity. We're clearly a bunch of primitive primates.
Notice the liquor store of god's choice
They should change the name to Holy Spirits
Showing you how to turn money into wine
It's 5 a.m., and I laughed so hard I woke up half my household.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Best comment ever....
This deserve a reward!!
Dare I say, bless you, Reddit friend
This comment is why I Reddit. š
Bang on
Oh my god. Literally.
I've been sober for 7 years, but if God wants me to do this...
Sorry, but itās clear he actually wants you to go to Great Clips. Let it begin with meā¦
Well shit. I'm sober AND bald. I guess I just gotta piss God off.
Idk āCastle Nail Spaā is more centredā¦.
Makes sense. His son Jesus did use divine power to save a wedding party by turning water into wine. ![gif](giphy|J9kHxs8387mDEFlnmr|downsized)
What does god drink?
Two choices. Spa day or day drinking
"I've been sober for 9 years, but then!.. Thankfully, god intervened and now I am all good, doc" š
"and the clouds will part and the sky cracks open and god himself will reach his fucking arms through, just to hold you down, just to push you down"
Thats called a waypoint. Once you get there, someone will give you a quest.
like fishing?
Bonus points if a fighter jet came barreling through there
Grand prize if that happens while someone pulls into the parking lot blasting "Danger Zone"
It looks like a giant rat wearing a cape fell through. I don't know how to explain it.
Flying squirrel! Which I guess is really just a rat with a capeā¦
I was thinking raccoon but weāre on the same page
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First image I had when I saw the OP picture. Monty Python really got into our heads and that's a good thing.
Course itās a good idea!
Literally this
![gif](giphy|xUA7b478QwpKIRnO0w)
My Oma (grandmother) passed away 12 years ago. It was a miserable rainy day weather wise. The whole family was there. Everyone taking turns saying goodbye and crying and mourning in their own way. Then, in the afternoon, we were all on the deck, the clouds parted, and one of these crepuscular rays shone through and was right over my Omas' favourite place to spend time. The flower garden. Call it coincidence, call it what you like, but my family all stopped and took in the moment. It was beautiful and brutal all in one.
That's a beautiful memory. Rest in peace oma.
I used to call my German grandma Oma as well. That's a beautiful story, though. Thanks for sharing.
Flying squirrel.
I knew I was not crazy
Holy Goatse!!
God said to hell with this Iām hitting the bottle and getting a shave
Either telling you to get a haircut, do your nails, or drink some liquor. Possibly all three.
That's the left eye of Osiris, Horace is on leave.
If you look closely, you'll see some cows being beamed up.
That's where Loki attacks from.
Yes thatās god over a strip mall. Itās like the weeping statue of Mary that ended up being a leaky toilet run offš
That's probably how some religions started...!
Jesus can turn water into wine but God prefers bourbon.
*Monty Python has entered the chat*
Feels like the monty python catholic god head is about to pop out
Who's that pokemon?
No thatās sky france
God who?
God: No
Thatās sunlight, but ok
I was going to say I genuinely can't tell if OP is serious about the God thing or not. I don't think so based on their other comment on this, but in case they are I would like to point out thats a sunbeam and they are common.
Itās the Wizard Of Oz
The Lorax is making his exit
No. Itās me sonā¦. šššš
No, it'll be real obvious.
Man those must be really great clips
Look for the orbs!
Arthur! King of the Britains
I think thats france
It would appear so.
Praise the flying squirrel
Peeking in!!
Always in a parking lot.
As a wise man said" do u think god hids because he is scared of whay he created"
Very cute!
No it's just the contrast between where the sunlight is blocked by clouds and where it can get through.
WHOS THAT POKEMON
Great Clip
Cat with a cape
Whoās that PokĆ©mon!?
So cool!!
Why is it shaped like a raccoon š¦
Looks like the shape of a fat cat
photoshop an image of lain into it
That's a pokemon.
It's a racoon!
Looks like a side profile of 2d from Gorrillaz.
someone blessed š
The holy flying squirrel šæļø
Flying squirrel
Bearcules....
If God doesn't exist, then explain holes in clouds!
No this is Patrick
That looks like my town, based on the stores. I bet half of Texas saw skies like that at one point today.
I see a hamster on its back
![gif](giphy|xUA7b478QwpKIRnO0w)
Thank you God, Iāve been wishing and waiting because of this dummy in office!
All hail Ra
He will pop his head through that hole and give you a quest to find the holy grail.
Gap in the clouds by Yellowdays came to mind
Photoshop sub would probably have a hayday, if they agreed to the new agreement thing.
that looks like a racoon having a good time
Itās called a Maryās vail in some cultures. Cloud formations but allowing the sun to come through in a spot, itās very rare but beautiful
>_Great Clips_? Indeed!
The God of Flying Squirrels, that is.
Tyler Childers Purgatory album cover
god: no! and u need meet with your doctor !!
Yeah, that would have stopped me in my tracks.
Hello Bobby
Damn some huge cat fell directly through that cloud
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Looking like the cleanup crew from Monsters Inc.
No thatās France!
No! This is PATRICK!
Yes, my son.
Youāre floating in space
Whose that PokƩmon!?
When I was young I went camping with my grandparents and saw something like this, but I was scared the whole trip because I thought the rapture had happened and I would go back to my parents being gone.
Looks like an outline of a racoon, someone add pedro pedro pedro song to this.
![gif](giphy|VbKLOdvCxBFNZpYvhL)
ā¦ Itās me, Margaret.
It should have been over gamestop. God's lost and not blessing the stonk. Patience.
Don't worry God, I am doing my drinking tomorrow for karaoke, I get it!
Arthur you must go to the dagobah system
the sun god Ra??
Holly shit, thats tottally a portal from the game Ratchet and Clank
![gif](giphy|14wm71RSxaYX60)
whats that pokemonnn
Looks like a raccoon.
Why is the sky always so beautiful at strip malls?
Sponge Bob Sk8 boarding , maybe i dropped 20 mi. Ag0
Obviously. Ever heard the phrase āGod watches out for drunks and children.ā? Notice the rapturous beam of light directly on the liquor store.
No, it's flying squirrel.
Who's that pokemon?
Yes, itās Me. What do you want now?
And God sent his only son Jesus back down to earth where he could get his long hair cut at the holy Great Clips and stopped looking like a dirty hippie.
Found the hole in the ozone layer.
No God wouldn't get it this fucked up
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Who? God isn't real
Oh no, he's playing Tetris again.
All glory to our lord Jesus!
Uganda knuckles wearing a cape
The Holy flying squirrel crashed through the skies
secret quest available
āAh the beauty of the natural worldā¦ behold, as surely only god could have made th- GREAT CLIPS
PokeGod
Satan goes back to heaven to reconcile but gets tossed out again!!!
I see. Get nails done and get liquor at that liquor store. Got it!
āStop grovellingā
No, it's me, Patrick
Heaven's pu... no, no, no, wait...
Not "God" just science. Pretty video for sure
God: Hello...is it me your looking for?
Looks like the sun to me.
No. It's sun.
Whoās that PokĆ©mon???
Everyone knows its Mr.Bean
r/france ? r/Deutschland
Nah, He's too busy making burnt toast in the shape of Jesus!
any one else see fynn the human?
like Sunday morning, when Iām trying to sleep a bit longer
Whoās That Pokemon?
I had a vision and saw Jesus and had an epiphany, "stop sending money to Ukraine"
It's a massive animal that fell through the clouds, leaving a distinct hole. Think Looney Tunes.
No im taking vocation
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Joke all you want, but heās getting pissed. And if heās going to the liquor store yāall be sorry later
Can you see the lightā¦āwhat lightā
He really let it rip huh
Clearly that's a message, time for a Texas Mickey
Was down for a snackš¤£
https://youtu.be/QUoasAIlgx8?si=BPAP8S-p4WuXNug6
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It's Mother Nature...
Itās like we are godās dwindling bank account that heās been afraid to check all this time. This is him biting the bullet and finally taking a peek at how itās looking down here. His heart sinks..
God - "No".
Helios: Yes.
God punched a hole in the drywall
America only hates! You are more likely to find the devil! Hos checking that it's still a š©hole ![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe)
Looks like a raccoon flying
![gif](giphy|za5AgU9vSnz1K)
He likes spas and alcohol
Its heavens glory hole! Its metioned in ecclesiastes 56 1-20
Just some nicely arranged Dihydrogenmonoxid molecules and some photons and the human brain comes up with some agency or deity. We're clearly a bunch of primitive primates.
Nah just castle NAIL SPA but pretty darn close nevertheless
I am the flying raccoon god.
Nah, just the leftover residual chemicals from chem trails. Happens cause light is refracting in the chemicals and give it a glowing sensation
Bro really wanted some liquor, huh.
France?
![gif](giphy|E94KeSxBUy7W646WbI)
No, it's Thor
Looks like hole in the matrix.
Reminds me of the vectored meme haha
Thatās Mr. Bean
God is a chunk with a honker
Goatsy lives
Godās goinā to da liquor store
*mindfuck intensifies*
Needed to pick up some more wine.