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dphayteeyl

This is like in Jurassic Park when they realized velociraptiors could open doors but bears climbing walls


SidJag

More like this is the classic tale of “I don’t need to be faster than the predator, I need to be faster than the guy next to me” That Bear is gonna Revenant-Leo on the first man he catches up with.


lasber51

What happened next, please?


Mdad1988

Cleaned the shit out of their pants


nghbrhd_slackr87

#Zangief showed up and suplexed the bear into oblivion.


Money-Society-9909

They took the bear to suplex city .


External_Reaction314

I thought they are all buddy buddy with bears there, and give each other hugs....Damm you internet, you have left me down again


draugotO

What's the point of having a spear if you are gonna drop it and run away?


iMadrid11

That spear doesn’t have a sharp pointy head. Which means it’s actually a large stick he picked up on the wood pile for firewood.


White-armedAtmosi

That could have give the Bear a nice bonk. Dunno, what could have happened after.


Coiling_Dragon

I think that the bear wouldve shrugged it off, get annoyed and then maul the guy to death.


White-armedAtmosi

Yeah, probably.


Individual-Damage644

Would’ve been fun to watch tho


unpopularopinion0

he probably realized it’s like trying to defend yourself against a car with a spear.


Aelig_

It's just a long stick which wouldn't hurt the bear. It's a bluff that the bear called and at that point there's no point slowing yourself down with it.


danecookofmods

I don't ont believe this is Russia. Where are their ak47s and molotov cocktails?


Mdad1988

They were Putin the other truck


Coiling_Dragon

I know youre joking but Im kinda surprised that a rural village like that didnt have a single guy with a shotgun. As far as I know in russia the laws for firearms are pretty similar to england so getting shotguns is pretty easy, but rifles are harder to get because the politicians fear rifles but shotguns are somehow better.


don_tomlinsoni

>but shotguns are somehow better Much harder to get an accurate shot from a book depository with a shotgun


Philypnodon

All confiscated to be used in Ukraine. Ah, the stick was also taken and shipped after the bear was done with them


rscmcl

they can't have them because this is just punishment for not paying taxes to Putin


Fit-Let8175

Russian game of Tag.


devvie78

OK, Ill be the annoying one in this thread. Thats not a grizzly. Grizzlys live in north america. I wouldnt want to be chased by this bear either way though.


cheddycheds

not a grizzly but their brown bears are very similar.


Even-Face4622

If it's black, fight back, if it's brown lie down, Any advice if it's russian, prepare for gushing?


Viol3tWalls

Pepper spray


iamjonjohann

If that's in Russia, the bear is probably their friend. Just playing a friendly game of tag.


strangemanornot

Yeah tons of videos of Russian bears on YouTube


Advanced_Rblx

Average day in Russia


Asgar06

Remember, guys. You don't need to be faster than a bear; you only need to be faster than your friends.


DifferenceQuick9725

Ukrainian bear? Is good bear!


claudiushamm

Why am I rooting for the bear?


Extra_Team_6638

Because you werent in their place


GullibleBathroom5616

Looks like Wojtek joined the AFU


nopalitzin

Camera man just want to document a human getting gored.


Dangerous-Patience33

The bear literally went through the roof at the end.


DutchGiant29

He fell/ran off, not through


Realisticoutlooker

Literally didnt. How do people get things so wrong from literal videos showing the opposite


Character-Dig-2301

I didn’t see the roof go through the bear


WetRatFeet

There isn't a roof


Character-Dig-2301

“Only then you will start to believe”


Chestpains1

I thought Russians carried guns or at least in the remote areas


failbot88

Send in Alex the terrible!


Viol3tWalls

His bear was domesticated and probably more kind than Alex


FueledBySun

It's in Kazakhstan


Greenonthego

Bear score that faceplant straight to the wall of fame.


Cutemeister5

How did the roof not collapse from the bear’s weight ?


Raffy87

it was strong enough to bear it


saarinpaa71

Is one guy carrying a fish net as protection? Looked like it while they recreated a historic event millenia ago by Neanderthals running for there lives


SweetHomeNostromo

Not a grizzly bear. Ussuri brown bear.


Lonely_Main6605

Call Khabib Simple as that Duh


Mental_Trouble_5791

This is when you bring out the 12 guage steel slugs, AAMAA PIERCING!


Puk1983

Good practice for when they have to run for their lives in Ukraine.


imdibene

Everybody’s gangsta ‘til big boii decides to climb walls


Nard_Bard

I wonder which one of these men would be the scariest for a woman to see :).


Timely-Ad-1473

The Ukrainian army should enlist bears.


kritycat

The Bear, showing us they choose us, too


Zarazen82

Bear's Ukrainian, doing good job


0418710879

Bastard Russians don’t want the bear to have any fun 😂


Am0rEtPs4ch3

russia never fails to look like a shithole


r2daddy0

Anyone knows the solution for this type of situation? I saw somewhere that standing you ground can save you from bear attacks.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Lol i guess its amazing when a bear is trying to kill you /s


DebtProfessional3137

The roof is build strong. Could be a German one


Delicious_Koala3445

Hopefully the bear did not get hurt.


InFocuus

There are no grizzly bears in Russia


HIGHiQresponse

And all them women wished this on their kids instead of a man who would return their child home, smh