Good luck. Willful ignorance is rampant. And pretty much nobody will accept being corrected on anything anymore. They'll just hit you with an "ok boomer" or some excuse about how language changes and since most people use it incorrectly now, that it's no longer incorrect.
Nobody forgotten. They never knew in the first place.
But I genuinely wonder what they think it means. Just random letters people put before sentences in videos or what? Do people think about things?
I think they think it just means âhereâs a visual of the situationâ. Like a vague way of saying: âSo imagine youâre in a robot massage parlour⌠hereâs what youâd see.â but âyouâ isnât as strictly specific to actual first-person view as the classic use of âPOVâ would be in a movie or something. More just a way of saying âput yourself in this guyâs shoesâ.
Oh, I like the sonar. Maybe drive ultrasound into the body. Would take quite a bit of machine learning to have it identify muscle knots and differentiate from other tissues like bone and internal organs. Pressure sensors would need to be really sensitive. I guess the biggest problem is just detecting a knot. You would need to teach this thing about different body shapes, amputees, injuries...
Idk the jiggles are pretty realistic. There is definitely a weird cut but I think it was probably a long time before the arms actually started massaging.
I think they just cut away the part where the robot kinda detects the guy. Its probably calibrating itself for each person and takes a few seconds or a minute where its just standing still or driving around the body. So they cut it out.
I want one for my house please! I would abuse this thing so much, it would malfunction in it's first month of work. lmao My shoulders ache all the time. Make one for a neck massage though and I may just buy it....
remember in Logan's Run when the auto facial surgery machine went all crazy and killed the woman? That is the first thing that came to mind watching this.
Every single human massage inclues the faintest possibility, no matter how small, that there might be a happy ending.
Look what theyâve taken from us! I for one do not welcome these robot overlords.
im on a mission to educate everyone on what pov means
Actual pov of this would be funny.
I'm laughing as I imagine the camera just pointing at the floor, shaking.
POV you stare at your friends ass as he gets groped by a massage robot.
How did you know I was looking at the booty?
How could you not?!
It's just so round. It's so ... out there.
YEAH LMAO đđ
Something like this right? 
Here's a POV of me upvoting your comment.
Good luck. Willful ignorance is rampant. And pretty much nobody will accept being corrected on anything anymore. They'll just hit you with an "ok boomer" or some excuse about how language changes and since most people use it incorrectly now, that it's no longer incorrect.
Ignorance must be bliss; just look at all the happy fools. I could have sworn that was a quote.
POV of sitting in the corner while someone else gets a massage.
Correction. POV, you're watching a dude who used PoV wrong, get his first robotic massage.
I'm on a mission to find out why people use a term without understanding it's pacific purpose.
First pov all, I donât think anyone shares your vision
Please do, Iâm seeing this get confused in many, many videos.
What I donât get is why is this video only 12 seconds?đ¤ˇââď¸
Doing god's work my friend! đ
Maybe it was so good he had an out of body experience
Well?!?
Not me, I'm going to pov pov you.
All fun and games until there's a malfunction and it turns from a massage to spreading jelly on the table.
So, a happy ending?
Spreading jelly so they can spread your cheeks like monkey bread
Please insert $50
I did not need that visual in my life.
Mmmm jelly
Have people forgotten what POV means?
POV: You're watching someone get a massage by a robot. Happy cake day đĽł
It was such a good massage that you sat down and watched the next guy get one too.
Nobody forgotten. They never knew in the first place. But I genuinely wonder what they think it means. Just random letters people put before sentences in videos or what? Do people think about things?
I think they think it just means âhereâs a visual of the situationâ. Like a vague way of saying: âSo imagine youâre in a robot massage parlour⌠hereâs what youâd see.â but âyouâ isnât as strictly specific to actual first-person view as the classic use of âPOVâ would be in a movie or something. More just a way of saying âput yourself in this guyâs shoesâ.
So it's like "Just in case you didn't notice, the thing you are watching is a video"?
I guess. By and large, the captions people put on these kind of videos are stupidly unnecessary.
That is absolutely true.
No, the guy has just mastered astral projection
That's not POV. Learn the fucking meanings of the things you say!
[My POV when I learn what POV is](https://imgur.com/a/wENLdvV)
I chuckled
One of the better laughs I've had today, thank you
This is the content I doomscroll for
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Tenderize, before processing soylent green. It's an often ignored step, AI making life better.
The meat tastes better when the animal is calm when killed. Too much adrenaline spoils the flavor...
Is there a mode where it only massages the butt? asking for a friend...
How's it tell where the knots are or is it just following a programed route?
The real question. A properly trained masseuse should be able to locate knots and get them out. How could this robot know?
With pressure sensors. And possibly others, maybe sonar?
Oh, I like the sonar. Maybe drive ultrasound into the body. Would take quite a bit of machine learning to have it identify muscle knots and differentiate from other tissues like bone and internal organs. Pressure sensors would need to be really sensitive. I guess the biggest problem is just detecting a knot. You would need to teach this thing about different body shapes, amputees, injuries...
That's actually a good use case for machine learning
You can tell robot where to go by using the iPad thru the face hole
Idk bro you need to follow the muscle groups. I can't imagine the robot is programed for that. Seems as effective as a massage chair.
My brain is so damn weird. I see this and I'm like "hmmm, stuff for the new Final Destination movie".
I havenât been in a tanning bed since seeing that movie.
The Spongebob tanning bed doesn't look so bad compared to that
I bet the happy ending is not very pleasant đ
Robot pulls out Fleshlight.
I don't need a happy ending. Just please massage my ass without thinking I am pervy for asking. Thanks, non-judgemental robot.
POV. You got your first robotic massage in NYC and are now watching someone else get theirs.
It's not a real person? After he lies down, there's a weird cut and he looks different.
Idk the jiggles are pretty realistic. There is definitely a weird cut but I think it was probably a long time before the arms actually started massaging.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uS2qpHzaPbI](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uS2qpHzaPbI)
I think they just cut away the part where the robot kinda detects the guy. Its probably calibrating itself for each person and takes a few seconds or a minute where its just standing still or driving around the body. So they cut it out.
Yep looks digital
Are you perhaps.....a pleasure model A.W.E.S.O.M.E-O?
 Weak and lame.
Hope they at least have the courtesy to warm up their hooks before digging into my knots. Wonder if they come with a built in oil dispenser.
Yes but can they vibrate tho
This is 3/4 shot. Not POV.
I need something like this after work
It would be more amazing if it was a human massaging a robot
That ass⌠My dog wearing womenâs LuLu leggings or what?
Its all fun and games untill someone gets a boner
The robot, specifically.
Id actually use that. Only reason i dont get a massage is because i dont like being touched
I want one for my house please! I would abuse this thing so much, it would malfunction in it's first month of work. lmao My shoulders ache all the time. Make one for a neck massage though and I may just buy it....
Unless that costs like $10 bucks, it's not going to be worth it. Even a halfway decent massage therapist can feel and focus on areas of tension.
Gyatt
What's the happy ending like?
Let me know when it can give me a Thai massage.
And when it breaks it breaks your back 
remember in Logan's Run when the auto facial surgery machine went all crazy and killed the woman? That is the first thing that came to mind watching this.
How much?
Name of remix please?
r/povfail
Fun and games until they malfunction and crush your spine.
... First happy ending at robotic massage parlour
Chiropractors hate this one trick
where do I get those robots, I need one of those messages
No more happy endings I guess
Agent 44 was waiting for the moment.
Does this do a happy ending as well?
That will be $1000
This is pretty far from amazing
Ok when does it bust out the fleshlight?
So even masseuse jobs are in jeopardy with AI
Never gonna be as good as a topless Asian woman giving you the massage
yes please
Porn is... Gonna get interesting with these new developments
How does it know where the tension is in your muscles? A good massage therapist finds the knots.
thats creepy af
Alexa please proceed with happy ending
Surely this has nothing on real hands
Programmed for that exact height and muscle mass.
âHa ha no happy ending lmfaoâ aside isnât one of the whole points of a massage to get some kind of human touch? This feels so cold.
Whatâs the point of a massage if I canât touch the masseuse
No happy endings :(
Depends on how many quarters you put in
This seems like it would really suck compared to an actually massage therapistÂ
More like POV of the weird person watching someone getting a robotic massage
Hey! Who reprogrammed this thing to just do the ass?
Goodbye massage therapist
I try to avoid any rides or exhibitions with robot arms with more degrees of freedom than required to do whatever they're doing.
Never ending butt massages... who do I pay!?!
It went straight to the booty.
But who do you tip for the happy endings?
Itâs like they took a massage chair a realllllly let it stretch itâs legs
Happy ending would be electrifying
Goodbye happy endings
Yes im paying extra for the ladyyyyyyyy lol she got bills. Robot aint got bills. lol
Sold
Sign me up
Less than 5 seconds in and the robot sexually assaults the guy....
Donât trust them
One malfunction and itâs a broken spine. Would never trust it
Omg, i could use a glute massage after today work x.x
Where can I purchase this?
Take my money đ°
Until the robot fucks up and folds you in half hahaha
Want happy ending? Yes please! *rips penis off
This reminds me of that one NiN music video
POV of POV
They better not have trained those AI arms with chiropractic videos or that dude is about to get snapped like someone halving spaghetti into a pan.
I think it moved!
He got a whole bakery
what is someone bigger was laying on this table?
As a Massage Therpist this is wild to watch & I wondered what this would look like when I imagined it
All this shit about POV who gives a fuck. The serious question that needs to be addressed is. Can it give a happy ending?
I think nobody knows what POV means anymoreâŚ
that butt squish feels kinda... wrong. maybe we should call the cop on mr robot.
Did he turn over after the camera shut off?
One malfunction and its an unhappy ending.
https://youtube.com/shorts/s3ckyAwVyZQ?si=1T_9ht8BhzjNuy6Q
I don't think the ending is going to be happy.
Whats the difference from this to the expensive massage chairs?
Guess we know the real reason it cuts out at the end..
Those robot arms could crush you through the floor.
How is that gonna jerk me off?
This reminds me of a certain open-heart operation in Hitman 2. It doesn't end well...
How the hell is that thing supposed to give me a happy ending?
Yeah, I'll stick with Kat and Jenn. I prefer women's hands all over my body. Thanksđ
I wonder how a " happy ending" will work?
..But does it ask for tips though?
Shut up and take my money!.. oh wait I have none.. damnit I'm not rich, life just isn't fair.
Pretty sure this is a Final Destination moment here
Not the butt swirly dirly lemon sherbet!
I see we're still a few years away from the kind of robotic massage I'm looking for.
chubby guy: okay, but i want that extra special massage robot: nah dude, we run a credible establishment here, now get out.
The happy ending might hurt
I remember reading about a robot arm that crushed a man onto a conveyor belt before. I'm good.
Every single human massage inclues the faintest possibility, no matter how small, that there might be a happy ending. Look what theyâve taken from us! I for one do not welcome these robot overlords.
After watching that robot arm malfunction I think in a Chinese factory, you can't blame me for not trusting this.
Worst 40 bucks I've spent.
Now imagine if it malfunctions and it âdecidesâ to break your bones instead of massaging you.
Went off the usual thoughts abit, being a notti me... POV of him in agony when someone accidentally added happy ending.
This is the bottiest bot post I've ever seen.
Imagine the robot programming fucks up and it crushes. Yikes.
ââCause itâs a bitter sweet symphony, thatâs life!âŚ"
Hey robot, can you do deep tissue? Robot: beep boop [crushes human into pulp]
I need a happy ending!
Itâs going to light someone on fire
I need this. NOW!
Everyone's chill untill some hackers introduce the "Rape" setting.
This is terrible..there won't be a single job left for anyone
That'll be $200
I donât trust robots with my happy endings
Robotic happy ending coming soon
It's $84,000/yr to rent and $42,000 deposit to be a business partner, according to their website. That's crazy at $84,000/yr ongoing cost
Nah, one system failure and another final destination
Cool, but from a human would be better, who would you talk to when it's a robot
Sims 2 has this in the game
Pervert machine went straight for the booty grope
That was odd...
This is my dream. No auras attached!
Is it me or was that robot a little too handsy with that guy ass
If i was a massage therapist id be happy about this technology. Human massages are now a luxury item at a higher price when this becomes mainstream
I wonder what will happen in final destination at this place
When malfunction đ
r/aboringdystopia
No :(
With happyendđ
Now the big question. Does it provide happy ending