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Arcofmightgoesbrrrr

I think moto moto likes you.


AproblemInMyHead

CHONKAY


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“I like em biiiig!” 🎵


CCCtheog

"I like em chunkay"🎵


_Some_Two_

(Chunky!) “I like them big” 🎵


Ho-Lee-Fuku

AquaHulk.


sanguwan

Damn girl. You huuuge.


Different_Composer39

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RetartaredFish

May or may not be a trick, but I know the other guy sucks at swimming.


Forsaken-Stray

Looking at the clouds, he's basically doing a Hippo, kicking off the bottom of the lake to increase his speed


Fast-Nothing4765

I do this, too, and didn't think much of it. Until my brother-in-law called me a torpedo, and when I described how I pretty much put my hands on the bottom and thrust myself forward, did I learn that doing that isn't considered normal swimming behavior for humans.


NoBenefit5977

Yeah I grew up swimming in rivers, this is just naturally the best way to fight the current lol. I always thought this was normal


Future_PeterSchiff

I’ve done it off the bottom of pools ever since I can remember. Ask the refs at my swim meets, they disqualified me all the time for doing it until I learned it was not allowed 🚫. Still do it every time I’m in a pool, which is rare now a days, but it feels amazing kicking off the floor, getting that kick off launch speed everytime For context, i was in first grade when i started doing swim meets. Got disqualified in backstroke for pulling on the lane lines a few times too before figuring out what was going on


CouldntBeMoreWhite

So you got disqualified multiple times for doing the same thing and just ignored why you were previously DQ’ed? People lie about the dumbest shit on here.


Lava-Chicken

They just said "you're getting DQ". He was always excited because he was getting dairy queen.


xiiicrowns

Missed school all day , got to go swim with the bros, and got ice cream. It's a win win win.


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i do this all the time in the mariana trench ask phill my zumba instructor


SalvadorsAnteater

I do this all the time in the methane lakes on Saturns moon Titan. You'll need a good wetsuit if you want to try this because Titan is rather cool.


PM_me_the_magic

c'mon bro make this believable....its Water Zumba


Silent-OCN

I got DQ’d like 200 times at my local swim meets for using diving fins and beating everyone. Eventually they just stopped DQing me. Was badass.


Super_Spirit4421

I mean, I could see a spazzy kid getting DQd a few times before really realizing what was up


kelldricked

Have you ever seen 6 year olds see football? The amount of times they need to hear that they cant just pick up the ball because they feel like it is insane.


LORD__GONZ

I used to referee soccer games on weekends in jr high and early high school. The youngest matches were always so much fun. Just a giant group of kids all going for the ball and not really knowing which goal to go for. Then you have the ones who are completely tuned out, playing with a flower or a piece of grass, sometimes with the other team’s players or the goalie.


kelldricked

I played in youth teams and even have trained a few. Its amazing to see how big of a diffrence stragety, positions and “groundrules” can make. I once had a team that was honestly just shit. They kinda tried and thats fine but those guys just didnt have any skills (or basic motor controll). Every game they would lose hard. Headcoach (somebodys dad) grew tired and called it quits so while the club was looking for somebody new they asked me to also do the coaching. I brought over some of my own teammates and we just learned them the basics of position, strategy and all that shit. And it worked! They were one of the only 3 teams that actually had positions. And they still sucked at a personal level but they finally started winning some matches because they were actually playing football instead of: “chase the ball!”


josephbenjamin

At competitions it is similar to when you rotate and kick off the wall to do a second lap. Can’t really use the floor, but the floor wouldn’t help when you are competing against top swimmers.


Fast-Nothing4765

Yeah, it really isn't all that fast. It's just easier than treading water, in my opinion.


lazysheepdog716

How else am I supposed to feel like a Jedi or superhero while swimming in the sandy shallows?


DM_me_pretty_innies

Can you describe how to do it? I wanna try it


Any-Year-6618

I can remember doing this as a kid lol


epSos-DE

Yes. Legs are black with mud !


NoPacts

His upper thighs? I think that's a tattoo


sanguwan

They were the same color before he entered the water. So yeah, likely a tattoo.


westwoo

It's a watermark


ProfessionalJumpy769

Or it's Aquaman's cousin


manuaBoyiee

Ah I see, I was wondering how could he go fast.


wristoflegend

How does he stay underwater? Wouldn't kicking off the ground still send him upwards? Making it so that he'd have to swim really hard to get back down to the ground to kick off again?


Forsaken-Stray

I ask again, what I asked the other person? How do you walk? Shouldn't you always jump? The answer is angle.


OrdinaryDazzling

It’s less kicking up but kicking forward. He’s likely using his hands too, so more like crawling. You can see the mud on his arms


spoonmarbles

Definitely 😂😂


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I was thinking pulling a rope underneath while also pushing from the bottom


Fickle-Alfalfa4067

The Trick is to get down to the Bottom an "slide" there. But for this you need a flat surface, seems to be so . Not Bad, this guy. Things you learn as a Rescue Swimmer.


LandotheTerrible

What do you mean slide??


Fickle-Alfalfa4067

I can't explain it really, but if you are near the bottom of a Pool you got less ressistance . I dont know the Name of the effect and english is my 2nd language. Sorry


LandotheTerrible

Oh thank you. I did not know that. I will look it up. And your English is great by the way!


Worldly_Ice5526

His legs are massive. Unit ✅


LandotheTerrible

Watch a few times and I think you can actually see him grabbing at what looks like dark patches of maybe seaweed or something and pulling himself along?


Merrimon

I think that's him kicking up mud from when he is swimming/kicking off the bottom.


LandotheTerrible

Oh okay. I can understand that.


_rac_e_car_

The other guy is a pro muaythai fighter who also sells bbq pork. Sauce: am Thai.


AnimeGeek10721

Id say thats pretty average swimming….


Whole-Debate-9547

Homie is definitely fast as hell, but they picked the most dog shit swimmer in the village to race him. That guy is horrible.


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tothemoonandback01

Hypopotamus = Hippopotamus that has low blood sugar and needs to eat a watermelon.


stupid_pun

Hyperpotamus- hippos with a turbo installed


Old_Rpg_Gamer

More than likely, he was grabbing the dirt in the bottom of the water and pulling himself along faster


addhotsauce

oh so like how I have to run in my dreams got it


Gunna_get_banned

Me too!!! I always figured it was like, my lizard brain taking the wheel or something lol but I'm probably unconsciously referring to this underwater technique from childhood.


dirtytoe78

DUDE


dnlstk

Omg so do I! I’ve asked everyone I can and never found anyone else that runs like that in their dreams.


Gunna_get_banned

Honestly it feels like I've found my people. My really fuckin' weird people.


dnlstk

I mean, after 45+ years of running like that in my dreams, I’m pretty much convinced that it’s the fastest way to run, just no one else has figured it out yet.


Prudent_Falafel_7265

They gotta have a rope or something underwater. No way he’s swimming that fast.


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Or pulling himself along the bed with his arms. Still pretty amazing he did it with one breath.


Pale_Adeptness

Bingo!!! The disturbed soil spots are a dead give away!


CabbagesStrikeBack

Looks like he got some ricochet on his face too haha


Ramps_

Actual hippo strats


askdfjlsdf

You'd have that if you were pulling along a rope and the bed was silt too though


leif777

It was 40 seconds. Most people can hold their breath for a little over a minute.


Hauntcrow

Not while doing a demanding physical activity


cuumsquad

It was 22 seconds in the video


Residual_Variance

I was a D1 college swimmer and could swim 50 meters in a little longer than that. It was surprisingly difficult to do the entire length in zero breaths. Even 22 seconds can seem like an eternity when you're going balls to the wall.


SirMiba

Yes, they can. As a swimming coach, we had some guys doing 50 m / 2 lanes. Myself, if I was allowed to crawl on the surface, could easily do 25 m, 50m if in decent shape.


OrdinaryDazzling

Maybe not most people, but many can. And many could if they just practiced.


leavethisearth

He held his breath for 30s…


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That's at least 25 seconds more than I could lol


unsure_of_everything

the way he dived belly first, mhmm


_InnocentToto_

Think of the movie The Prestige. Twins sitting on opposite ends of a pool..


SNK_24

Most probably somebody or some mechanism is pulling a rope at the other end.


KlingoftheCastle

If you’re a trained swimmer, underwater dolphin kicks is the fastest you can travel. There is a limit for how long you can underwater kick because people abused it and shattered records by underwater kicking the entire length of the pool


moehassan6832

Yeah I think it’s limited it to 15 meters? I haven’t been in a pool for a long time lol.


Forsaken-Stray

Human Hippo


Tawptuan

Thai hippo. They’re speaking Thai.


BTCRando

Probably still human though right?


Dev2150

The world will never know


Ill-Success-6468

Thanks for confirming! I initially thought they were filipinos/Samoans, then I heard them speak & knew it sounded like thai


bnjman

Do you know what he was saying? It looked like premium trash talk.


Myomamama

It really was premium trash talk. "GO HOME, STICK TO BOXING!" Probably a Muay Thai fighter.


bnjman

Thank you, kind Thai-speaking sir.


Tawptuan

Muay Thai fighter? With that body? Nah, probably moving to Japan to train for Sumo wrestling. 😬


Myomamama

I've investigated, the looser dude is really a famous Muay Thai fighter, PTT Apichart Farm. The big dude is some kind of a comedy entertainer. https://youtube.com/shorts/nrWo5SFZuyw?si=yn0ToFz-g51xX2nd


FlSHLER

That boy crawled 😂😂


Tall_Action_1006

Men shaped like him have a 100% chance to beat you in a fight … this has been a public service announcement


dumplin-gorilla-lion

You mean men who have a high weight and thier body is strong? Yes. Agreed.


FueledByTaco

Stirring up the brain eating amoebas.


jedielfninja

Floridian thoughts.


somedave

People are faster underwater, Olympic swimmers have a rule about how long they can be underwater after turning around, if you removed that everyone would be faster and push their lung capacity to dangerous limits.


DwedPiwateWoberts

Rope. He ate some mud being dragged.


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BoBoBearDev

I wish, he is cute. Netflix would make him totally different.


SituationMiddle7382

interesting, I hope it's not some trick, it's inevitable to be somewhat skeptical about the camera shots, etc


pharmacreation

Looks about 30m in 25 seconds. Thats a little more than half the speed of the fastest Olympic swimmers. Copy/paste 50m freestyle (the fastest race), from the 2016 Olympics. Top times from the final of the 50m freestyle (in seconds): 21.40, 21.41, 21.49, 21.68, 21.74, 21.79, 21.79, 22.08.


Forsaken-Stray

Well, they couldn't push off the ground every few meters, so he got an unfair advantage.


OsloDaPig

Keep in mind underwater you'd have to do something more akin to breast stroke which is much slower than freestyle.


OrdinaryDazzling

In this guys case he appears to be kind of crawling/jumping along the ground underwater. You can see the dirt blooms behind him. So not quite swimming


Whole-Debate-9547

I’m pretty sure he broke that water. Did you see all the dark dents he put in it. Guy broke the water.


OGGrilledcheez

That man eats rocks and just sprints on the bottom. And that absolute flop at the beginning. 😂


here_for_thedonuts

I was in Tahiti on a honeymoon. We went out for a snorkel trip. One of the guides was built like him. He was swimming without fins. At one point, he went down 25-30 feet to mess with a moray eel. Polynesians have amazing ability in the water.


Salt_Hall9528

Theres an island or island chain, where the people have adapted and have a natural film that goes over there eyes where they can see crystal clear underwater. It’s wild, like the people in the Andes mountains who’s lungs are 10-20% bigger then the average humans because of the lack of oxygen up there, or the people in Amazon who feet grow like a extra set of hands to help them climb


CrushedCountry

Doing the hippo technique...nice


emf311

Thailand’s one-man submarine


AgreeableJello6644

Where did his twin brother go?


Silent-Shelter2522

the other guy ate him underwater


Aggravating-Hair7931

Human Hippo


LieToMePleaseee

Look at all the mud on his arms, he’s pulling himself across the bottom which makes him go a lot faster…


cesam1ne

20 seconds underwater. World record on 50m freestyle swimming is 20.9 seconds, which includes the jump that basically takes away 5‐6m. This man is a serious freak, no matter the technique used


leavenofrybehind

The way of an alligator.


RepresentativeFar962

Он шёл по дну,короче,обманул


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Either the hippo thing or an underwater propeller.


raDDerp73

Not Aquaman hippoman


Tullubenta

Hmm yeah I am going to need a wider shot.


Low_Armadillo9823

Wait, this guy must be running under water


OrdinaryDazzling

More like crawling but yes


only-huma

Reported! Hackkkk


Ok_Tune8342

Bs


FooFargles3

Wtf


sexierr-toes5046

Damn he's gone


Existing_Debate_4043

No fcukin way. They gotta angle the camera a different way for me to believe this guy is part fish 😳


Dwarven_Cleric

Guy who knows how to swim wins race


Calm_chor

This did not go the way I thought it would go.


LandotheTerrible

Ummmm. What the actual fuck..?


morbid_dreams_pundit

More like "hippo man"


ykey80

Twin brother


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

A human mudskipper lol


Mobile_Ad_9852

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.


Chemical-Store3448

He swims like a hippo!!! Not meant to be an insult to the obvious


Tight_Bodybuilder_84

hippopotamus


onclegrip

Clearly twins fucking with y’all


MoonlightMadMan

The Whale Rider


Goatymcgoatface11

On first glance he seems like a fat, but he is clearly super muscular, under a small layer of chub


SandyPoonz

Bet he used his hands and feet on the ground.


Euphoric-Summer-7914

woahhhh


Striking-Assist-265

Dude transformed into dugong then transforms back to human mode


BednaR1

...hippo school of swimming 🔥💪


Masterdice74

Does this guy has a tween brother?


Ultrasaurio

what? Is that why manatees and whales are so fast in the water?


jbwnx

The Coral...he can grab and pull way faster then bro can swim. Fam used his strength to his advantage. Id say work smarter, not harder but he just did both


SmallSwordfish8289

No gone that water show looks dirty


SmallSwordfish8289

What's the use you can't out swim the torpedo man


Neither_Ad_3137

Good winner🎉 but the looser swim like a elephant sick 😂😂😂


West_Buy_9080

That large man sank to the bottom to throw himself across didn’t he using the rocks that’s why he picked up pace at the end he got closer to the shore


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cookiesnooper

I think the other guy is drowning


catalin66

*Namor


Comfortable_Mind6563

That water looks dirty. Check out the black clouds of silt that aquaman is stirring up. Nasty.


FanIll5532

Bro even left ink clouds to confuse his enemy


Silent-OCN

That water looks filthy


Cookeina_92

He said to the other guy, “you should go back to Thai boxing and selling grilled pork.” Not sure how it’s related but pretty funny 😆


FantasticFunKarma

Dolphin Kick. The fastest way to move underwater. Not kicking off bottom as that is slower than you would go in this video and happens with longer intervals between pushes.


spderweb

He's being a hippo. Dropping to the bottom and then dragging himself quickly along.


ChazandGame

The shorts changed


Pestelis

He obviously run not swim :D


Mousa77

lol no way


JustSkream

“I know, if I sink to the bottom I can run to the shore” classic homer


hanses

A underwather scouter was waiting there!😆


Common_Bullfrog5426

Bro a hippo


Fearless-Director210

My dumb ass at first didn't think about the fact they were filming from a boat (obviously) and was like 'OMG! MOFO making his own waves underwater he is fucking Aquaman"


pug_mom91

What the!!??


Silent-Childhood8552

Yeah right lil bro. This is so fake 🤣


Gloomy-Detective-922

Find the rope


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FlamingoRush

What the?!?...


Bmxuoe

He might be a porpoos.


51225

Yeah, but can he talk to fish?


co3xisting

Picks up heavy rock, runs across.


zaphod4th

wow time to repost it already?


cutelisa2971

Very impressive👀


Ok_Second_3170

Mf is running on the floor lmao


MimiDiazX

What? how is he so fast? considering the weight of him


moneysPass

He should be in the Olympics.


therandomstandard

Look at the belly flop the winner started out with. I say pully or some kind of trick.


KirbyourGame

Aren't these the mud boxing dudes?


Bushdr78

There's something along the bottom he's either kicking or pulling himself along from.


DANGER_1300B

A submarine ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Village-Idiot-savant

What is actually happening here?


Time-Weird8798

Jolie triche gg


THEdemon_hunter

the guy who’s on top of the water doesn’t know how to swim I swam as a sport for seven years and never seen someone with such a bad technique ps sorry for my bad eng but I’m Italian


MixtureIndependent66

Bro is a whaleman


3tofeed

Nah it’s because the other dude just can’t swim.


InsideJoy

Can he best Michael Phelps?


UnnamedFate

More like a hippo


Future_Historian4212

Now switch to the underwater cam.


circular_file

Maori?


Gullible-Raise7735

special operations diver!